The protagonists are crazy for me
Chapter 1
"In Dharani Demon Realm, your life and death are not up to you."
A hoarse but breathy male voice faintly penetrated into Yin Luli's ear canal, and after an indescribable breath swam through his suffocated chest, he swallowed a big mouthful of water and coughed violently for two times. Voice.
The old devil withdrew his palm, and glanced down at the person on the bed who was soaked and his eyes were dazed.
Yin Luli stared blankly at the old man in dark gold gown and black fur over his shoulders for a while, and immediately asked himself a series of questions:
who am I?
Where am i?
Who is this uncle dressed up like a villain in a puppet show?
But soon his mind cleared up.
His name is Yin Luli. After attending an academic report meeting, he encountered a nasty incident where a passenger grabbed the steering wheel of a bus driver on the way. Before he had time to kick the passenger away, he rushed into the river with the bus.
His last memory stays in the picture of himself struggling in the water, and the next thing is the speech of the "villain" uncle in front of him full of domineering spirit.
Wait, Dharani Demon Realm?Isn't this the place name in the novel "Disaster" that I just read two days ago?
Seeing that the person on the couch was silent, with doubts on his face, the old devil stepped forward impatiently, pinched his chin with one hand and threatened, "Chu Jiangli, you are so strong that you still want to throw The lake kills itself."
Yin Luli felt that his body looked so thin at this moment, his chin was only held by someone, and his body shook three times like a spring breeze supporting a willow.
However, he trembled suddenly, quickly broke away from the strong hand of the old devil Kong Wu, and stumbled to a mirror.Because he realized a very serious problem from the old devil's words.
The person in the mirror was wet and haggard, obviously not himself.Even though this man's complexion is like a face with seven or eight layers of liquid foundation, it can't conceal that he is a handsome man who is envied by women and coveted by men.There is a needle-sized cinnabar mole on his left nose, and this cinnabar mole on the nose is the identification point of the cannon fodder villain Chu Jiangli.
Although he doesn't want to admit it, he seems to have transmigrated into "Water of Disaster".
"Disaster Water" is a novel without CP. In the book, there is a kind of monster refined by the Tuoluo Demon Realm, which is called the magic vine.Shen Shou, that is, Shen Yannian, is famous all over the world for beheading the most magic vines, so he naturally had a problem with Tuoluo Demon Realm, so the old devil sent Chu Jiangli to seduce and then assassinate Shen Shou.
Chu Jiangli's cultivation base is not as high as Shen Shou's, so he cultivated a genius, that is, the male Sanqingyu in the original book, in case of emergency.He designed Shen Shou to kill the mother-in-law who raised Qingyu, and successfully provoked conflicts between the two.
In the end, Chu Jiangli died under the siege of decent passers-by. Not only Shen and Qing hated him deeply, but even Fan Wuxin, the son of the old devil king, the male second whom Chu Jiangli had loved for a long time, also felt that his death was insignificant.
After Chu Jiangli's death, Shen, Fan, and Qing started a three-legged confrontation. Fortunately, the misunderstanding between Shen and Qing was resolved in the end, and they besieged Fan Wuxin together. The entire Dharani Demon Territory.
Although it is a standard ending where evil can prevail, Qing Yu's death made Yin Luli and countless readers want to send blades to the author.
He is an avid book fan of "Disaster Water", and he is very obsessed with Shen Yannian, sympathizes with Qingyu, and even encloses the cute Yanyu cp. After chasing after the end, there was a book shortage, and reading any novels felt boring.
On the way home, he was still thinking about cutting his own leg to write about Yanyu's colleagues, but now he's transmigrating into the book... Yin Luli was suddenly excited.
But the big thing is not good, how come it is worn on this shit-stirring stick.In the next second, he felt another hundred shits in his heart.
Bah, it can't be said to be a shit stick, he is a stick, so what is Yanyu?
Seeing Chu Jiangli constantly groping his cheeks in front of the mirror, the old devil walked behind him with a contemptuous smile, grabbed his hair, and said to the person in the mirror again: "Gu will tell you again, as long as you kill Shen Shou, not only you and your two younger brothers can be cured of the poison, but my son Wuxin will also love you more. Otherwise, the three of you can only bear the pain of piercing heart and bone on the day of the full moon. You can’t cure this poison , you can die, but your two younger brothers would rather die!"
After speaking, the old devil left with his hands behind his back.
Chu Jiangli's facial expression changed again, and he collapsed because he was dressed as a tragic cannon fodder with poison in his body.
"Go and clean up quickly, Zerigu will send you out of the Dharani Demon Realm."
Chu Jiangli was unintentionally entangled with this old thing, and immediately got up and wanted to leave the place of right and wrong, but when he was walking to the gate of the Demon Lord's bedroom, he bumped into someone suddenly.
He looked up and saw that the young man in front of him was dressed in the same clothes as the old devil.The young man is the original body's favorite, the young master of the Demon Realm, and the original male Erfan Wuxin.
It is necessary to set up a villain in the novel, but every time the author portrays the villain as a beautiful man who shakes the world and weeps ghosts and gods, it makes people scold her.Even if Vatican has no intention of destroying flowers with cruel hands, is rebellious, and kills without blinking an eye, but because of his good looks, he is still loved by book fans.
Fan Wuxin disdainfully and lazily glanced at the man who was shorter than him in front of him, and said nothing to him, but said to the old devil in the bedroom: "Father, why do you have to make trouble with yourself, you have to save this The bedbugs in the gutter, not to mention dirtying the bedroom, even clouded the eyes of the child."
Fan Wuxin is still waiting for how this person will flatter him this time, but the dog licking has changed his core in the past, and there is no flattery. Instead, there is a sentence: "It is useful to let the devil save me. If it is useless, the devil will Where do you care if he lives or dies?"
Fan Wuxin didn't think about it for a while, but when he thought about it and wanted to slash with his palm, Chu Jiangli had already used his Fuyao Kung Fu and flew away. "Dare you, the untouchable!"
Chu Jiangli vaguely heard scolding.When he landed on a tree, he almost lost his footing due to panic.Fortunately, Yuanshen's lightness kung fu is very good, and it's also fortunate that he adapts quickly, otherwise he will definitely be slapped.
Because that sentence just now touched Fan Wuxin's anger.Fan Wuxin is a child who lacks love. His mother died early, and his father devoted himself to conquering all fairylands. When he was young, he tried to self-mutilate to attract his father's attention, but what he got in exchange was "not a climate, a disgrace to the Demon Realm". scold.
Just now I made fun of Fan Wuxin's lack of love, didn't I piss people off?
After calming down, he realized that he had retained his original shallow cultivation and complete memory.
Chu Jiangli has poison on his body, which happens once a month.The original body is not at the mercy of the demon king, preparing for the assassination of Shen Shou every day, and also familiar with various herbal medicine books, trying to develop antidote by himself.However, he learned the final antidote prescription, but he couldn't get the most precious fairy grass in the prescription.
The life of the original body in the Demon Realm was not easy, and he tried thousands of times but couldn't make the antidote, which became the last straw that crushed the donkey, so he wanted to die.
"The original body is familiar with the properties of medicine and medical skills, and it seems that the situation is not bad." Before time travel, he was a doctoral student at the famous 985 Agricultural University, and he had made some achievements in the academic world.Combining the two skills, detoxification may not be difficult.
While meditating, Chu Jiangli suddenly heard a cold system voice:
[Host Yin Luli, your soul has perfectly merged with your body, Chu Jiangli. 】
[The cannon fodder survival mission has started, the current mission progress: 0%. 】
[Reminder: After completing a certain task progress, the host can get rich rewards. 】
The next moment, his eyes fell into a state of fugue, and his consciousness entered the narrow space given by the system.There is a progress bar in the virtual space, with seven scales on it, corresponding to seven treasure chests that gradually become larger.
"There is still a system." Chu Jiangli was overjoyed, "What reward? How to achieve it? You must at least tell me the conditions."
However, the system has entered the mode of pretending to be dead. [Jin Ji Gong only published, refused to reprint]
"There's nothing emotional about it." But it's not bad. "At least I can meet the male god Shen Shou and my jade goose!"
Just when he was immersed in the joy that he might be able to get CP food, he vaguely felt that his feet seemed to be entangled by something.
Looking back, it turned out that a pitch-black vine had entangled him, and after confirming the capture, he pulled him down from the tree with great force.
"What!" The vines gave him strong pressure and unknown fear, and his body memory drove him to draw out the short dagger on his shoes, cutting off the black vines at once.
However, one was broken, and another came by surprise.They are obviously a kind of plant, but they seem to be conscious and have powerful kinetic energy, chasing their prey like black panthers.
One after another, the vines seemed to be moving in full force, rushing towards him densely.He used the Fuyao Kungfu to move up quickly, and the vines below had merged into a big mouth, rushing up following him.
The original species of magic vine.
Chu Jiangli soon realized the identity of this thing, it was the magic vine refined by the magic domain, and it was also the chief culprit that wreaked havoc in various fairylands.
In the end, even if the Fuyao skill is great, he can't fly up without a point of support.
The flying magic vine stretched out two small and extremely fast vines to wrap around his legs.After falling to the ground, he was dragged into a huge pit in a state of embarrassment, and no matter how he grabbed it, it was useless.
A hoarse but breathy male voice faintly penetrated into Yin Luli's ear canal, and after an indescribable breath swam through his suffocated chest, he swallowed a big mouthful of water and coughed violently for two times. Voice.
The old devil withdrew his palm, and glanced down at the person on the bed who was soaked and his eyes were dazed.
Yin Luli stared blankly at the old man in dark gold gown and black fur over his shoulders for a while, and immediately asked himself a series of questions:
who am I?
Where am i?
Who is this uncle dressed up like a villain in a puppet show?
But soon his mind cleared up.
His name is Yin Luli. After attending an academic report meeting, he encountered a nasty incident where a passenger grabbed the steering wheel of a bus driver on the way. Before he had time to kick the passenger away, he rushed into the river with the bus.
His last memory stays in the picture of himself struggling in the water, and the next thing is the speech of the "villain" uncle in front of him full of domineering spirit.
Wait, Dharani Demon Realm?Isn't this the place name in the novel "Disaster" that I just read two days ago?
Seeing that the person on the couch was silent, with doubts on his face, the old devil stepped forward impatiently, pinched his chin with one hand and threatened, "Chu Jiangli, you are so strong that you still want to throw The lake kills itself."
Yin Luli felt that his body looked so thin at this moment, his chin was only held by someone, and his body shook three times like a spring breeze supporting a willow.
However, he trembled suddenly, quickly broke away from the strong hand of the old devil Kong Wu, and stumbled to a mirror.Because he realized a very serious problem from the old devil's words.
The person in the mirror was wet and haggard, obviously not himself.Even though this man's complexion is like a face with seven or eight layers of liquid foundation, it can't conceal that he is a handsome man who is envied by women and coveted by men.There is a needle-sized cinnabar mole on his left nose, and this cinnabar mole on the nose is the identification point of the cannon fodder villain Chu Jiangli.
Although he doesn't want to admit it, he seems to have transmigrated into "Water of Disaster".
"Disaster Water" is a novel without CP. In the book, there is a kind of monster refined by the Tuoluo Demon Realm, which is called the magic vine.Shen Shou, that is, Shen Yannian, is famous all over the world for beheading the most magic vines, so he naturally had a problem with Tuoluo Demon Realm, so the old devil sent Chu Jiangli to seduce and then assassinate Shen Shou.
Chu Jiangli's cultivation base is not as high as Shen Shou's, so he cultivated a genius, that is, the male Sanqingyu in the original book, in case of emergency.He designed Shen Shou to kill the mother-in-law who raised Qingyu, and successfully provoked conflicts between the two.
In the end, Chu Jiangli died under the siege of decent passers-by. Not only Shen and Qing hated him deeply, but even Fan Wuxin, the son of the old devil king, the male second whom Chu Jiangli had loved for a long time, also felt that his death was insignificant.
After Chu Jiangli's death, Shen, Fan, and Qing started a three-legged confrontation. Fortunately, the misunderstanding between Shen and Qing was resolved in the end, and they besieged Fan Wuxin together. The entire Dharani Demon Territory.
Although it is a standard ending where evil can prevail, Qing Yu's death made Yin Luli and countless readers want to send blades to the author.
He is an avid book fan of "Disaster Water", and he is very obsessed with Shen Yannian, sympathizes with Qingyu, and even encloses the cute Yanyu cp. After chasing after the end, there was a book shortage, and reading any novels felt boring.
On the way home, he was still thinking about cutting his own leg to write about Yanyu's colleagues, but now he's transmigrating into the book... Yin Luli was suddenly excited.
But the big thing is not good, how come it is worn on this shit-stirring stick.In the next second, he felt another hundred shits in his heart.
Bah, it can't be said to be a shit stick, he is a stick, so what is Yanyu?
Seeing Chu Jiangli constantly groping his cheeks in front of the mirror, the old devil walked behind him with a contemptuous smile, grabbed his hair, and said to the person in the mirror again: "Gu will tell you again, as long as you kill Shen Shou, not only you and your two younger brothers can be cured of the poison, but my son Wuxin will also love you more. Otherwise, the three of you can only bear the pain of piercing heart and bone on the day of the full moon. You can’t cure this poison , you can die, but your two younger brothers would rather die!"
After speaking, the old devil left with his hands behind his back.
Chu Jiangli's facial expression changed again, and he collapsed because he was dressed as a tragic cannon fodder with poison in his body.
"Go and clean up quickly, Zerigu will send you out of the Dharani Demon Realm."
Chu Jiangli was unintentionally entangled with this old thing, and immediately got up and wanted to leave the place of right and wrong, but when he was walking to the gate of the Demon Lord's bedroom, he bumped into someone suddenly.
He looked up and saw that the young man in front of him was dressed in the same clothes as the old devil.The young man is the original body's favorite, the young master of the Demon Realm, and the original male Erfan Wuxin.
It is necessary to set up a villain in the novel, but every time the author portrays the villain as a beautiful man who shakes the world and weeps ghosts and gods, it makes people scold her.Even if Vatican has no intention of destroying flowers with cruel hands, is rebellious, and kills without blinking an eye, but because of his good looks, he is still loved by book fans.
Fan Wuxin disdainfully and lazily glanced at the man who was shorter than him in front of him, and said nothing to him, but said to the old devil in the bedroom: "Father, why do you have to make trouble with yourself, you have to save this The bedbugs in the gutter, not to mention dirtying the bedroom, even clouded the eyes of the child."
Fan Wuxin is still waiting for how this person will flatter him this time, but the dog licking has changed his core in the past, and there is no flattery. Instead, there is a sentence: "It is useful to let the devil save me. If it is useless, the devil will Where do you care if he lives or dies?"
Fan Wuxin didn't think about it for a while, but when he thought about it and wanted to slash with his palm, Chu Jiangli had already used his Fuyao Kung Fu and flew away. "Dare you, the untouchable!"
Chu Jiangli vaguely heard scolding.When he landed on a tree, he almost lost his footing due to panic.Fortunately, Yuanshen's lightness kung fu is very good, and it's also fortunate that he adapts quickly, otherwise he will definitely be slapped.
Because that sentence just now touched Fan Wuxin's anger.Fan Wuxin is a child who lacks love. His mother died early, and his father devoted himself to conquering all fairylands. When he was young, he tried to self-mutilate to attract his father's attention, but what he got in exchange was "not a climate, a disgrace to the Demon Realm". scold.
Just now I made fun of Fan Wuxin's lack of love, didn't I piss people off?
After calming down, he realized that he had retained his original shallow cultivation and complete memory.
Chu Jiangli has poison on his body, which happens once a month.The original body is not at the mercy of the demon king, preparing for the assassination of Shen Shou every day, and also familiar with various herbal medicine books, trying to develop antidote by himself.However, he learned the final antidote prescription, but he couldn't get the most precious fairy grass in the prescription.
The life of the original body in the Demon Realm was not easy, and he tried thousands of times but couldn't make the antidote, which became the last straw that crushed the donkey, so he wanted to die.
"The original body is familiar with the properties of medicine and medical skills, and it seems that the situation is not bad." Before time travel, he was a doctoral student at the famous 985 Agricultural University, and he had made some achievements in the academic world.Combining the two skills, detoxification may not be difficult.
While meditating, Chu Jiangli suddenly heard a cold system voice:
[Host Yin Luli, your soul has perfectly merged with your body, Chu Jiangli. 】
[The cannon fodder survival mission has started, the current mission progress: 0%. 】
[Reminder: After completing a certain task progress, the host can get rich rewards. 】
The next moment, his eyes fell into a state of fugue, and his consciousness entered the narrow space given by the system.There is a progress bar in the virtual space, with seven scales on it, corresponding to seven treasure chests that gradually become larger.
"There is still a system." Chu Jiangli was overjoyed, "What reward? How to achieve it? You must at least tell me the conditions."
However, the system has entered the mode of pretending to be dead. [Jin Ji Gong only published, refused to reprint]
"There's nothing emotional about it." But it's not bad. "At least I can meet the male god Shen Shou and my jade goose!"
Just when he was immersed in the joy that he might be able to get CP food, he vaguely felt that his feet seemed to be entangled by something.
Looking back, it turned out that a pitch-black vine had entangled him, and after confirming the capture, he pulled him down from the tree with great force.
"What!" The vines gave him strong pressure and unknown fear, and his body memory drove him to draw out the short dagger on his shoes, cutting off the black vines at once.
However, one was broken, and another came by surprise.They are obviously a kind of plant, but they seem to be conscious and have powerful kinetic energy, chasing their prey like black panthers.
One after another, the vines seemed to be moving in full force, rushing towards him densely.He used the Fuyao Kungfu to move up quickly, and the vines below had merged into a big mouth, rushing up following him.
The original species of magic vine.
Chu Jiangli soon realized the identity of this thing, it was the magic vine refined by the magic domain, and it was also the chief culprit that wreaked havoc in various fairylands.
In the end, even if the Fuyao skill is great, he can't fly up without a point of support.
The flying magic vine stretched out two small and extremely fast vines to wrap around his legs.After falling to the ground, he was dragged into a huge pit in a state of embarrassment, and no matter how he grabbed it, it was useless.
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