The villain loses his memory every day [Transmigration Book]

Gently knocking on the door, there was no echo, Hua Yuji was not polite, pushed open the door and broke in.

Bai Yunkuo sat cross-legged on the soft couch, his eyes closed tightly, and he didn't even raise his eyebrows.

The room was pitch black, Hua Yuji waved his hand and lit three candles, put the tray on the table, and invited graciously: "Brother Yun Kuo, I specially brought you a supper, do you want to eat some for your face?"

Bai Yunkuo remained motionless.

Hua Yuji leaned on her head with one hand and said, "Stop pretending, I know you're not in samadhi."

Bai Yunkuo's acting skills were still not up to par, he reluctantly opened his eyes, and then closed them firmly with a look of out of sight and out of mind.

Hua Yuji couldn't help laughing: "The world is getting worse, and even Lord Shuangyue will lose his temper?"

Bai Yunkuo didn't want to talk to him.

"Stop making trouble, how old are you still playing childish temper?" Hua Yuji got up and walked over, with his hands on his hips, "Besides, I didn't provoke you, why are you angry at me?"

In fact, as early as the moment Hua Yuji knocked on the door, Bai Yunkuo lost his temper. He just felt a little panicked and unhappy. When he recalled his intimate behavior with Xuanwu, his heart burned, and he competed with himself.

Hua Yuji, who is good at observing words and expressions, also found that Bai Yunkuo was thinking carefully, knowing that he was not really angry, so he started to quip again: "Eat, it won't taste good when it's cold."

Hua Yuji put the plate on the low table again, and handed the chopsticks to Bai Yunkuo.

Bai Yunkuo finally showed mercy and took it in his hands, picking up the food on the plate - a mouthful of dumplings.

Hua Yuji's eyes lit up: "How does it taste?"

Bai Yunkuo: "..."

not so good.

Bai Yunkuo swallowed with difficulty, maintaining his dignified demeanor, and said, "This minced meat tastes very unique, it's actually sweet, where did you buy it?"

Hua Yuji pointed at herself proudly: "If you don't want to change your name, if you don't want to change your surname, Huajia's private dumpling restaurant."

Bai Yunkuo was taken aback: "You did it?"

"It's me, it's me, and I will never talk about others." Hua Yuji leaned on the soft pillow, pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, "I'm not like someone who made dumplings once and pretended to be the proprietress's craftsmanship."

Bai Yunkuo quibbled: "You guessed it yourself, I didn't say it was done by the lady boss."

Hua Yuji rolled his eyes at him: "Isn't denying it the default?"

Bai Yunkuo was speechless, so he simply picked up the dumplings and ate them silently.

Hua Yuji still knows the level of his own culinary skills. Seeing Bai Yunkuo taking one bite after another as if he was eating some delicacies from mountains and seas, Hua Yuji finally realized his conscience and took the plate away, saying: "Sweet dumplings, don't wrong yourself gone."

Bai Yunkuo said disapprovingly: "What is this? I used to eat the Coptis chinensis mooncakes made by you in Huoli Palace!"

Bai Yunkuo, who was tortured by Hua Yuji's dark cooking when he was a child, has already developed a steel stomach.

Hua Yuji tried her best to win respect and said: "If you get angry in autumn, I will clear away the heat for you."

Recalling the childhood fun, Bai Yunkuo finally had a smile on his face again.

Hua Yuji, who had finally shunned Mao, heaved a sigh of relief, but Bai Yunkuo didn't intend to turn the story on. He asked bluntly, "What did you say to Xuanwu from Burning Blood Palace while holding the lamp?"

Hua Yuji didn't understand why Bai Yunkuo was angry until now. After self-examination, he found that he had done nothing wrong. Therefore, Hua Yuji also stiffened up, and said mysteriously: "I have made a marriage."

Bai Yunkuo's heart fluctuates when he hears the word "marriage". In fact, as long as he thinks about it carefully, with Bai Yunkuo's IQ, he can understand that Hua Yuji refers to Xuanwu and Baihu, but Bai Yunkuo's mind is in chaos now It became a pot of porridge, and my stomach was full of sweet dumplings. I lost my ability to think, and my brain was twisted into a rope, and I thought of simply and rudely——

"Do you like Xuanwu?"

Hua Yuji was stunned and almost spurted blood.

"Ancestor, what are you thinking?" Hua Yuji wanted to dig into Bai Yunkuo's brain to see if it was filled with Coptis chinensis mooncakes, thanks to him thinking of it!

"Wait a minute." Hua Yuji suddenly thought of something, "You are so angry, just for this?"

Bai Yunkuo was said to be the center of the matter, so he looked away in a panic.

Hua Yuji was stunned: "You, you...why? No, no, let me think about it, brother Yun Kuo, are you, are you jealous?"

Bai Yunkuo's heart trembled, and he clenched his chopsticks subconsciously.

Hua Yuji jumped up in fright: "Are you jealous that I stole Xuanwu?"

Bai Yunkuo: "..."

"It must be like this." Hua Yuji vowed to take the case, "In the refining hall, you and Xuanwu talked and cherished each other, and the two of you became confidants. You don't like Fengli, you don't like Yin Wan'er, you don't like Xueyan, you don't like Yin Jiuniang, you don't like it. I like Duanmuling, so I like Xuanwu Dharma protector!"

"..." Bai Yunkuo exerted force, and the pair of chopsticks in his hand were shattered and fractured in an instant.

Hua Yuji was confident in her own reasoning, and she became angry only when Bai Yunkuo's "adultery" was exposed. The poor pair of chopsticks became a victim, which is admirable!

Hua Yuji put his hand on Bai Yunkuo's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Although Xuanwu protector is very good, he is by no means a good match. The famous herb has its owner."

"Even if he is now married with Baihu, what does he have to do with me?" Bai Yunkuo couldn't bear it anymore, he jumped up, his eyes were blazing with excitement, his chest heaved violently, "Hua Yuji, you really don't understand my heart?"

It's over, it's really hot.

Hua Yuji hurriedly said: "Understood, I'm sorry I misunderstood, you didn't..."

"Yes!" Bai Yunkuo interrupted fiercely, "I'm just jealous! I'm just jealous! I'm jealous of you!"

The smell of vinegar flying all over the sky made Hua Yuji dizzy, and before he could figure it out, he saw Bai Yunkuo smiling and approaching him with sharp eyes.

Hua Yuji was in a state of confusion, and subconsciously retreated, while Bai Yunkuo approached unscrupulously, the two of them advanced and retreated, and soon reached the end.Hua Yuji leaned against the door panel, unable to retreat, instinctively held her breath, and was forced to accept the fact that she was thumped by Bai Yunkuo.

Bai Yunkuo said with love and hatred: "You are so smart, why are you so slow in this kind of thing?"

whats the matter?which kind?Can't understand.

Hua Yuji didn't know whether she really didn't understand, or didn't dare to understand.

Bai Yunkuo's face was serious, his eyes were condensed: "I endured it for 11 years, no, maybe longer... Although today is not a good day, I don't want to wait any longer."

A layer of cold sweat rose from Hua Yuji's back: "Wait, what are you waiting for?"

Bai Yunkuo's brows were as clear as clouds, sweeping away the haze just now: "When I was 20 years old, you led me into the ancestral hall as an elder brother to pay homage to the ancestors of heaven and earth. After three crowns, you said something to me Do you remember?"

Hua Yuji almost blurted out, he suddenly remembered his setting of knowing nothing about Bai Wang's questions, and said with a straight face: "How could I remember, is there such a thing, I have never presided over the coronation ceremony for anyone?"

If time could be turned back, Hua Yuji would definitely slap herself awake who was pretending to be crazy!

When he finished speaking, when he saw the sly arc flashing in Bai Yunkuo's dark eyes, Hua Yuji's heart thumped, and an ominous premonition welled up in his heart.

Bai Yunkuo smiled, and the laugh was crazy: "Don't remember me? Well, let me help you recall the memories. At that time, you knelt with me in the ancestral hall on the top of the cloud. Facing the ancestors, you burst into tears Orbital, said in a tone that seemed to be joking but was serious, "I have been with me for more than ten years, and I have raised a white, tender, plump, handsome man. Rather than watching my carefully cultivated cabbage being arched by a pig, it is better to be close to the water. , the fat and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders. "."

Hua Yuji was stunned.

What kind of tiger wolf word is this! ?

Nonsense, you spread rumors, you slander!Although there were no outsiders at that time, worshiping the ancestors was so sacred and solemn. How could such "nondescript and indecent" words be allowed to stain the ears of the ancestors?

At that time, at that time, he did say something joking - the younger brother has grown up and can start a family and start a business. If one day you meet the girl you love, don't hide it. You must bring it back immediately and show it to the senior brother. The senior brother will give it to you. check.

This is such a caring speech that makes those who hear it tearful and those who listen to it respect the old and love the young. How could it be twisted into such a virtue by that little wolf cub Bai Yunkuo?

Bai Yunkuo continued to be self-indulgent and said: "This sentence enlightened me. I couldn't sleep for several days and nights. I tossed and turned, thinking about my heart and my brother's heart over and over again. Finally, one day, I figured it out. Flowers are not dyed, There were too many things that weighed on you before, those stigmas, those burdens, so I couldn't tell you the first time."

Hua Yuji's head hit the door frame, and he was even more dizzy after being stunned: "What did you say?"

Bai Yunkuo grabbed Hua Yuji's hand that had nowhere to rest, the corners of his flying eyes were as light as the breeze, and his raised lips were as warm as the morning sun: "I grew up with my senior brother since I was a child, so I can be regarded as a different kind of bamboo horse, bamboo horse, right?" In this world, no one understands me better than you, and in my heart, no one can take your place. After all... We have been in love for a long time, and we are in love with each other. , I am also fascinated by my brother, and we will never change our vows until death."

Hua Yuji: "???"

What is rolling thunder, Hua Yuji finally realized at this moment, its power is appalling, more fierce and tragic than the 900 or so catastrophes in the Mahayana period!

What the hell is this?

Who will explain to me, please!

Hua Yuji didn't know how long he had been stunned, it might be ten years, or a hundred years, or even a thousand years, before he managed to find who he was, to put the "we two" in Bai Yunkuo's mouth into place, and then to find himself. With a doomsday expression, he shouted in horror: "What nonsense are you talking about? There is no such thing!"

"It doesn't matter if brother doesn't remember." Bai Yunkuo looked as usual, and calmly stroked a strand of hair hanging on his temples, "I just remember."

Hua Yuji: "..."

Oh my god! !

Is this the legend of lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot? ?

He pretended to be addicted to amnesia, and now he was tricked by himself!

The chaotic Hua Yuji didn't care about those things, and opened her mouth to argue, but the words "I'm pretending to have amnesia" were stuck in her mouth, because she couldn't say it because of many worries.

I have pretended, for more than ten years at a stretch, and now I suddenly tell people that I am faking, is it too fucking worthy of a beating?Not to mention Bai Yunkuo, even he himself felt that he deserved a beating.

Besides, Bai Yunkuo had so many thoughts, and he would get into the horns of every little thing. The topic of amnesia was too sensitive and complicated, and the debate would definitely be endless.

Think about it differently, if he is Bai Yunkuo, the brother who has been thinking about him suddenly does not remember himself, and he must be very disappointed. Ten years later, he suddenly jumped out and said, "I am pretending"...

Why pretend?Are you kidding me?You play tricks on me like this, what do you think I am?Toys for boring pastime?I think day and night that you have developed a demon, and you treat me like this? ——Wait for a series of questioning, Hua Yuji's spine felt cold just thinking about it, and his scalp went numb.

Hua Yuji looked hopeless, he thought about it, and said bravely: "Actually, in fact, these years have passed, and I have vaguely remembered some old things about you..."

This statement works, what a clever little devil I am!

Hua Yuji exhaled, and by the way, she was complacent: "I don't remember what you said..."

"That's because you haven't remembered yet." Bai Yunkuo cut off Hua Yuji's words without changing his face, "Think slowly, don't worry."

Hua Yuji: "..."

Seeing his expression of grief more than death, Bai Yunkuo couldn't help laughing, the emotions that had been suppressed and repressed for many years settled in his eyes, burst out in a brainstorm, and turned into a thing called "love".

This kind of insidious trick really hurts the reputation of a gentleman, and it is difficult to overpower others when you think about it carefully, but Bai Yunkuo wants to be indulgent and despicable for a while.At the moment when he witnessed his second death, what he regretted the most was that he didn't express his heart earlier and cherish the time earlier.

Hua Yuji didn't know his intentions until he died, and even if he followed him to die for love, and went to hell, the little ghosts asked: Who are you looking for?

He replied to look for a Taoist companion, but the little ghost flipped through the book of life and death, and said with a funny face: Hua Yuji has no worries and cares, and she went to reincarnation happily and cheerfully. You have been abandoned, hahahahahaha.

This dream was made by Bai Yunkuo after Hua Yuji was rescued by the Nine-Tailed Fox Immortal, and then he woke up from the fright.Recalling what Nine-Tailed Fox asked, how can one Immortal Dao and one Demon Cultivator be together?In fact, it's very simple. If you work hard to achieve the perfection of Mahayana, and rise to become a loose immortal after crossing the catastrophe, there will be no distinction between humans, demons and ghosts, and they will be collectively called the immortal family.

However, the road to practice is long, and Mahayana crossing the tribulation is not easy. He doesn't want to wait any longer, and wants to let Hua Yuji understand immediately.

He didn't want to hear about the different ways of immortals and demons, and he didn't want to hear "I don't like you, I refuse, we are not suitable" and other words from Hua Yuji's mouth.

He came up with this malicious idea, and he really considered the consequences. He was ready to be ashamed. If Hua Yuji refused, he would say, "I used to make a vow to each other, but now you turn your face and deny people, you are a ruthless and unjust heart!" Han!" To deal with it, completely tied up Hua Yuji, leaving him nowhere to escape.

That's right, I'm cheating myself.

Bai Yunkuo never thought that he would have such a despicable day.

That's right, this also put an end to the possibility of Hua Yuji getting entangled with others. Once he finds out, he can justifiably sue, "You're still flirting with others even after I'm here, you bastard!"

Although shameless, the effect should be obvious.

Bai Yunkuo's full of thoughts have been vented, now he is relaxed, and he feels more and more that the flowers are full and the moon is full, the world is so beautiful, even the back of Hua Yuji fleeing from the desert is so cute and so attractive, which is better than the countless beauties in the world.

The old saying that Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder is indeed true.

On Bai Yunkuo's side, pink bubbles are flying all over the sky, and on Hua Yuji's side are thunderclouds billowing in violent storms. He tossed and turned in bed, insomnia all night.

When the sky was getting dark, Hua Yuji, who was being troubled, opened the window, and shouted to the peregrine falcon squatting on the eaves with closed eyes and resting his mind: "Gengchen, help..."

Peregrine Falcon was terribly frightened, thinking that Hua Yuji was really plotted against and his life was in danger, so he rushed into the room and landed and transformed into a human form, looking left and right with eagle eyes, but saw nothing.

Then unexpectedly Hua Yuji pounced on him, hugged him and began to cry: "What should I do, Geng Chen, why did I become like this, what should I do?"

Geng Chen was startled: "My lord, what's the matter? Is there an assassin?"

Hua Yuji cried and said with a sad face: "It's good that there are assassins, they only hurt the body, but Bai... it hurts the gods!"

Geng Chen had no choice but to help him to sit down first, Erzhang monk was puzzled: "What's bothering you, sir?"

"Uh, it's just..." Hua Yuji rubbed her nose and scratched her face, "I have a friend."

Geng Chen listened carefully.

Hua Yuji was the first two older, and said incoherently: "He has a younger brother. Although he is a righteous brother, he has always regarded him as a younger brother. He didn't think about it at all, because he knew it was impossible. His younger brother They belonged to a group of girls, but my younger brother has gone wrong, not only did he not get along with any of them, he even had an affair with him..."

He, his younger brothers lined up on top of Geng Chen's head and circled around.

Hua Yuji couldn't continue: "It's nothing, I'm talking nonsense."

Geng Chen listened with gusto: "And then?"

Hua Yuji kept on doing nothing, and said firmly with a slap on the thigh: "To put it simply, this is a story where I treat you as my brother, but you want to have sex with me."

"Oh." Geng Chen nodded innocently, "The young master's friend, did you agree?"

"How is it possible to agree, this thing is too ridiculous!" Hua Yuji became excited, met Geng Chen's innocent and cute eyes, Hua Yuji softened again, and said with a bit of helplessness, "He ran away. "

Geng Chen thought for a while, and said: "So, do the son's friends don't like my younger brother?"

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