Fruit Tycoon [Farming]

"Viagra, are you lurking in the crowd as an undercover agent? Whenever there is trouble over there, how do you know everything?"

Viagra, whose name is Yang Wei, is one of the tens of millions of Viagra groups across the country, but he is unlucky and happens to be named Yang, so he would rather be called Viagra or Weiwei, rather than being called by his full name.

He also thought about changing his name, but this name was given by his grandfather who passed away many years ago. His grandfather always loved him the most. Thinking of this, Viagra finally restrained his eager heart and did not change his name.

But the boys in Xu Yi's class all agreed that Viagra was sick, and the disease was not serious.

In the boys' dormitory, Viagra would explode upon hearing the name Yang Wei. He wished he could take off his pants on the spot to prove that he wasn't wilted at all, but once a girl called Viagra by his full name delicately, he would become impotent. Yes, talking hesitantly, acting coyly, after a long time, I dare not contact girls at all.

"Their voices are too loud and hurt my fragile heart..." Viagra felt bitter and wronged. As a straight and straight man, his love for girls can be learned from heaven and earth. I can't do anything except write my name a hundred times a day and mark it with a red cross.

According to Viagra's thinking, this is the seal of his name.

So he lurks wretchedly in various groups, and can't wait to come out to announce whenever there is trouble.

Although everyone thinks that he wants to take the opportunity to meet more girls, it is a pity that although Viagra knows a lot of girls, none of them are willing to talk to him.

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Hearing someone ask, Viagra smiled: "Aren't I concerned about Brother Yi? What a good man, Brother Yi, how could I leave him to be humiliated by women! There are such good...no, particularly bad things, Of course I'll be the one to go first!"

Viagra’s “confession” caused unanimous eye rolls and middle fingers from all the girls in the class, and the most rude female classmate directly sent an emoji of “A person like you can live up to two episodes in a TV series” to fully express her disdain.

The talented girl was even more exaggerated: "Brother Viagra, if you continue to do this, there happens to be a disgusting eunuch in my novel, do you want to try it?"

Viagra: "Don't, that big girl, don't!"

The name seal is not enough, if there is another role seal, he will be inseparable from impotence in this life.

For Wu Mengting's actions, the students in Xu Yi's class expressed their hatred and anger.

Looking at Wu Mengting's performance today, they guessed where she had run into trouble or knew Xu Yi's real situation.The talented girl who loves to write novels thought up a play of pretending to slap her face, but in Wu Mengting's opinion, Xu Yi had already slapped her face countless times, but Xu Yi himself didn't have the concept.

"Every day, I'm exhausted." Lin Jinglun stretched himself out on the sofa without any image, "I don't even have ten brains enough to deal with these old foxes."

According to Lin Jinglun's description, he went out with Xu Yi this time to stir up shit.Those old fellows were scheming, Xu Yi and him were inexperienced, so they were accidentally taken into the ditch.So Lin Jinglun created a technique of his own—becoming a shit-stirring stick.

Regardless of what those guys said, he was in charge of laughing and perfunctory when Xu Yi encountered a problem. Although the old guys have a lot of experience, their brains are not as fast as the young ones, right?

Lin Jinglun took advantage of this advantage. Don't look at the other party's long talk just now, which made Xu Yi dizzy and nodded. Lin Jinglun immediately changed the topic, and Hu Tianhai talked about everything from the elderly's high blood pressure to children's education. When it was brought to the juice, the other party had almost forgotten what he just said.

Xu Yi also yawned, and went back to sleep with his pillow in his arms: "I'm really tired. The shopping mall is like a battlefield. The ancients never deceived me."

"The old man is a wool!" Lin Jinglun yawned several times in a row, his eyes were too sleepy to open: "Let's discuss it again and see if the other side is willing to change the conditions. If anyone is willing to change, we will cooperate." It's agreed, anyway, don't worry, Jingzhou is so big, I haven't played enough yet!"

Xu Yi nodded: "Okay."

Speaking of which, after meeting with Le Yuan that time, Fang Kai actually asked Xu Yi out several times, but Xu Yi never had time, and he couldn't chat with each other, so he never met.In his mobile phone, there was a message from an unfamiliar number. The other party sincerely apologized to him and begged him not to tell Fang's family what he had done.

Xu Yi smiled, put away his phone, he might be really angry if he was a few years younger, because he had nothing at that time.

But now, Xu Yi felt that he didn't need to argue with the other party at all. After all, he was talking directly with Uncle Fang Kai. He could still ignore Fang Kai, let alone Wu Mengting who clings to Fang Kai's survival.

What Xu Yi didn't know was that although Wu Mengting had taken a fancy to Fang Kai's family wealth, it was not without some real feelings. N years later, Fang Kai's uncle and father passed away one after another, and he himself was not very good at management. At that time, it was Wu Mengting who carried the banner of Leyuan, and kept Leyuan from going bankrupt by virtue of his skill in both ways.

It's just that at that time, the Fang family's family status completely changed, and Wu Mengting became the master of the family.She pretended for most of her life, and finally got what she wanted.

After a night's rest, Xu Yi and Lin Jinglun excitedly ran out to check out the spots again. Jingzhou is a vast area, and both of them were tired from driving, so they just squeezed into the subway, running one district a day, and they even took care of the small alleys. When we arrived, we ran for several days in a row, scouting spots during the day and choosing a place at night. Fortunately, with the help of an online map, the two of them chose without confusion.

After all this work, both of them were so tired that they fell asleep as soon as their heads touched the pillows.

It has to be said that land is expensive in Jingzhou, not to mention the commercial center area, even the rents of shops near ordinary residential areas are far higher than those in Sujin City. Xu Yi and Lin Jinglun discussed for a long time, and finally decided to choose the location in the business district It is located in the middle of the university town, not far from the two places. It is close to the residential area in the central area of ​​Jingzhou, and there are dozens of commercial housing complexes nearby.

Xu Yi and Lin Jinglun used the method of exclusion to decide. As long as one person voted against a certain area, neither of them would choose it. At the end of the screening, Xu Yi's palm hit this area first, and Xu Yi clapped his hands. At the same time, Lin Jinglun put his chubby hand up: "This is it!"

The tacit understanding made both of them happy: "Heroes see the same thing!"

After selecting the area, the next step is to find a suitable store. As long as you have money, everything will be fine, so Xu Yi and Lin Jinglun didn't show much worry about this matter.While handing over with various supermarkets, the two went to see the detailed introduction of the industry event for a while, and life in Jingzhou was not boring.

One day in mid-January, Xu Yi received a call from Xu's mother: "Xiao Yi, do you know? Your second uncle is back!"

It's been a long time since I heard the word "Second Uncle", and Xu Yi was still a little uncomfortable for a while: "He's back, what's wrong?"

"Didn't he run away with that woman? This time he brought the child back, but the woman didn't come back. Your grandma said that the woman was a slut. She cheated your second uncle of all his money and ran away with other men."

The corner of Xu Yi's mouth twitched: "...it shouldn't be, isn't he quite shrewd?"

"Being dazzled by beauty." Xu's mother snorted coldly, "You haven't seen his look like a lost dog. He came home the first day and came to our house the next day. Fortunately, your father is in Sujin. , I see him like that, and he has the heart to kowtow to me, who wants him to kowtow? He can't even call his mother!"

Xu Yi smiled and said, "Mom, why don't you let him knock two first?"

"You child, no matter how big or small, don't meddle in their family's troubles." Xu Ma scolded Xu Yi, "Actually, it's not that I don't want to, it's that our Tantou moves too fast, your second uncle As soon as the head was lowered, its mouth opened wide, and half of your second uncle's head went in. How can I let it bite? It's too dirty."

Xu Yi couldn't help but burst out laughing after imagining that scene in his brain: "This can be done with charcoal."

In the matter of angering his second uncle and second aunt to death, Tantou is obviously better than blue.It's funny to say that most of the conflicts between Xu Yi's family and the second uncle's family originated in Tantou and ended in Tantou.

The second aunt was afraid of being bitten, so she didn't dare to go out; Xu Pengfei wanted to poison Tantou, and was almost paralyzed by Xu Yi; and the fugitive who sneaked into the house, if it wasn't for Second Aunt Xu's deliberate guidance, Tantou wouldn't have suffered such a big crime , Xu Yi may not be able to escape.But if Second Aunt Xu hadn't thought badly first, she herself would not have been punished by law.

Xu Yiren was in Jingzhou, so he couldn't go back to help his father.But he is very clear that today is different from the past, Xu's father and Xu's mother are no longer the honest people who were fooled by Xu's second uncle and Xu's grandma and obediently followed suit.

Dad Xu dared to accept watches worth 10,000+, and Mom Xu also took care of No. [-] person. A reborn self-confidence.

No matter how hard Second Uncle Xu tried, he couldn't make any trouble.

Money belongs to men, and women are the show-offs of certain men who claim to be romantic. Take the fact that Second Uncle Xu ran away with someone, the men in the village only laugh at Second Aunt Xu for not being able to seduce a man, and very few laugh at Second Uncle Yes, many people think he is very capable.

But when it comes to women, if a woman runs away with others, they will only laugh at the woman for being coquettish, and also laugh at the man for being incompetent and wearing a hat with green lights.

But now, Uncle Xu has fallen from the former to the latter.

His wife ran away with someone, and he was cheated out of all his money. Although it wasn't his wife, his wife had already gone in, and he could only end up with nothing but money and money.

"Follow him, and the good guys will turn into bad guys." Xu Ma finished chatting with Uncle Xu, and then warned Xu Yi, "Be careful, you are young, don't go out and mess around just because you have a few money."

Xu Yi: "...Mom, am I that kind of person?"

Xu's mother said plausibly: "If you follow my genes, then nothing will happen. But after all, you have half of your old Xu family's genetics. Your father is a genetic mutation. Maybe it will be normal when you come here. ?”

Xu Yi: "...I didn't..."

#宝宝心疯，宝宝感觉#

"I'm just warning you in advance, boy, don't take it to heart, after all, I don't want your mother to become like your grandma when I grow old."