Fruit Tycoon [Farming]

After rubbing his round belly, Fu Cong burped, and felt that the breath from the belch smelled like strawberries. He let out a satisfied sigh: "It's delicious!"

Regardless of whether it is imported from foreign countries or from high-end restaurants, the taste is not as good as one-tenth of the two sheds.

Seeing that Xu Yi had left the greenhouse, Fu Cong picked some fruits in a hurry, and quickly followed. However, he stretched out his brain. Before he could stretch his legs, a white mist flashed in front of his eyes. The next second, Fu Cong noticed His neck was entangled, and Xu Yi, who had been silent just now, gently tugged at the plastic sheet: "Did it taste good?"

Fu Cong didn't expect what would happen in the next second, so he nodded in a daze.

"A strawberry is one hundred, and a small tomato is fifty. You have eaten a total of 23 strawberries and 26 small tomatoes, a total of 3600 yuan. Alipay, WeChat or bank card transfer?"

Fu Cong: "...I'll sell you my dog."

Xu Yi evoked a smile: "If you are willing to pay back money, I can barely accept your dog. How about it, you pay me 1400, and I bought your dog. I will give you 5000 yuan in total. Thank you for your patronage."

"I'll sell you all three. One will be Tantou's big wife, one will be his concubine, and the other will be a bed warmer and thug."

Fu Cong said a lot, and Xu Yi settled the accounts faster than him: "One piece is 1400, three pieces are 4200, plus the previous 3600 yuan, a total of 7800 yuan, cash, Alipay or WeChat transfer?"

The plastic covering his neck was getting tighter and tighter, and Fu Cong had a mournful face: "I choose WeChat to transfer money."

Xu Yi looked at his bank card with a huge four-figure sum with a smile, but Fu Cong was a little unconvinced: "What's wrong with my dog? The chubby meatball gave birth to three cute little angels, so cute , so cute..."

Xu Yi interrupted Fu Cong's nympho: "It's not about looks, it's about genes."

"What?" Fu Cong was full of doubts.

Xu Yi glanced at Fu Cong, pointed to his head, and said slowly, "There may be something wrong with the chopsticks."

"???" Fu Cong was stunned for two seconds, and quickly realized: "What did you say?!!!"

Xu Yi returned him a meaningful smile.

Fu Cong immediately ran very fast, grabbed the meatballs of Zhenghe Chopsticks from next door to Xu Yi's house, grabbed the meatballs with lightning speed and ran away, just when he was about to take the three little ones away At that time, Xu Yi laughed and said: "You sold them to me for 4200, they are all my dogs."

Fu Cong: "...bye!"

The only one who was confused was the chopsticks. Seeing his dear wife run away suddenly, a daze flashed across the dog's face.

Xu Yi felt a little guilty about it in his heart, I'm sorry, chopsticks, you lost your wife, but it doesn't matter, there is Tantou to accompany you.

But soon, Xu Yi thought, if any of the three milk dogs became Tantou's wife, wouldn't the chopsticks be Tantou's husband?

Xu Yi feels that he is still not suitable for thinking about this kind of problem that contains both philosophy and genetic theory.

One afternoon after Fu Cong left, Xu Yi had been watching Tantou being bullied by three puppies, but his new hobby hadn't developed for a long time before he was broken by a series of murderous "perverted dog slaves" on WeChat. up.

"Boss! Give me back our meatball bastard! I'll buy it at double the price!"

"Our Meatball has gone on a hunger strike! She lost 0.05 catties in one afternoon. As a dog father, you must understand my feelings?!!!"

Xu Yi stared at WeChat for a while, moved by the love of his perverted dog slave friend, and then silently blocked him.

But on the second day, Fu Cong came back and picked up the puppies. When the puppies were carried into the car one by one, Xu Yi saw Tantou heaving a sigh of relief. expression.

This dog, Ji Quack first, and then the puppies, are almost exhausted to the point of collapse!

Lin Jinglun and Fu Cong each bought some of the first batch of tomatoes picked, and Xu Yi distributed some to his uncle and aunt's family. When the Xu family was in the most difficult time, uncle and aunt generously donated some money and borrowed some money.

Grandma Xu always said that Mama Xu was toward her natal family, but in fact, Uncle Xu Yi and Aunt Xu were both honest people, and Mama Xu would not come to her house if she hadn't been here in the past few years of marriage, for fear of causing trouble to Mama Xu.Everyone knows that Grandma Xu is a pungent character. When Mama Xu first got married, Uncle Xu Yi and Aunt Xu often came to visit her sister. They obviously came to the house with gifts, but they were always twisted by Grandma Xu into cheating money and things.

She didn't even think about it. She gave everything she had to her second uncle. When Xu's parents and Xu's mother first got married, they even spent their own money to make the bed. How could there be money to supplement her mother's family?

Xu Yi sent the rest to his uncle and aunt's cousin who was studying in college.

……

North, a well-known University of Electronic Science and Technology.

Liu Mingcheng was stunned when he received the courier text message. He has been so busy doing experiments recently that he hasn't been on Taobao for almost two months. How could there be a courier text message?

Looking at the brothers in the dormitory again, one has deep dark circles under his eyes, as if he has stayed in a black Internet cafe for a month, one is sleeping soundly on the bed, and the other is also an experimental dog like him, abused by his instructor Don't want it, it doesn't look like they can do pranks.

As for the possibility that it was sent from home, Liu Mingcheng would not even think about it. His parents are honest farmers, and it is not easy for him to go to college, let alone send something.Liu Mingcheng received a scholarship every year after he went to university, just to reduce the burden on his family. Originally, he was not required to participate in the experiment as an undergraduate student, but he signed up on his own initiative. Although he can only do odd jobs in the laboratory, every I can get some subsidies more or less every month.

"Did any of you send the wrong courier, and accidentally ordered my name?" Liu Mingcheng asked around in the dormitory, but no one would admit it. After a while, the third child with dark circles raised his neck: "Go and see Look, the delivery point is not far from here."

"The second child is probably afraid that someone will send him a bomb..."

The fourth child who was sound asleep on the bed turned over and murmured: "Eat eggs, eggs are delicious..."

Liu Mingcheng was very puzzled, but when he arrived at the courier point, he saw the sender's name and address, and his doubts were wiped away.The courier box was very heavy. Even though Liu Mingcheng helped the laboratory transport equipment all the year round, he still found it a bit difficult. After finally carrying the courier to the dormitory, all the animals in the dormitory woke up.

"Second, I heard that someone sent you a bomb? Wow, what a big one!"

Those on the bed and on the floor all poked their heads over, staring at the express carton in Liu Mingcheng's hand, and exclaimed, "It's really big! What the hell is it, second child?"

Liu Mingcheng laboriously opened the carton, while explaining: "My hometown sent it, and my cousin sent it to me. I don't know what's in it."

As soon as the courier box was opened, there were actually two cardboard boxes inside. The upper one was slightly smaller, but weighed roughly five or six catties. Liu Mingcheng opened it and found that there was a box of bright red Strawberries, after long-distance transportation, strawberries still look moist and plump, very attractive.

Liu Mingcheng couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

The bright red strawberries immediately attracted the attention of other people in the dormitory: "Wow!"

Among the four people in the dormitory, Liu Mingcheng's family is the worst. Even if he eats fruit, he only buys apples and pears, which are relatively cheap. Strawberries are very expensive in this season, so he never buys them.

Taking out the freezer bag, Liu Mingcheng took a serious look. There were four layers of strawberries, and there were quite a few on one layer. He put the strawberry box aside and went to open another carton.The other carton was not as carefully packaged as the strawberries, and when the tape was torn off, a large box of about a dozen catties of small tomatoes appeared in his sight.

Liu Mingcheng heard his father talk about his cousin growing fruits at home. At first, he thought his father was talking nonsense, but looking at it now, his cousin actually grew fruits!

Look at the appearance of the strawberries and tomatoes, they are no worse than those in the supermarket!

The other three in Liu Mingcheng's dormitory stared at the fruit with bright eyes. When he came back after washing the strawberries and tomatoes, he found that the animals in the dormitory were already waiting. The boss was the most cunning, and everyone else only prepared hands. Prepare a stainless steel bowl.

The boss's shameless behavior was immediately despised by the middle fingers of the whole dormitory!

Although the family conditions are not good, Liu Mingcheng is a very generous person, so the interpersonal relationship in the dormitory has always been good. He first shared some fruit with each other, and then put a big bowl on his table: "Leave it here, you have to eat your own fruit." Come get it."

"Okay!"

The four people in the dormitory concentrated on eating fruit. The boss is a foodie in the dormitory, and he has always eaten the fastest. Before the others started eating, he had already eaten a strawberry: "Damn it!"

Everyone else was overwhelmed by his sudden reaction.

Liu Mingcheng thought it was not tasty, and said in a low voice: "My cousin is the first year to grow fruit, maybe the taste is not particularly good..."

Before he could finish speaking, he saw the boss covering his bowl with lightning speed, and then stole two big strawberries from the table of the fourth child in the dormitory.

The biggest, two of the hottest!

The fourth child screamed, and suddenly, the third child who was eating strawberries also said "Fuck", and then tightly covered the strawberries and tomatoes in his hands, patrolling the whole dormitory, and finally fixed on Liu Mingcheng's desk pots.

Liu Mingcheng silently swallowed a strawberry.

? ? ? ?

In the blink of an eye, he covered the bowl with his hands, stuck two express boxes with his feet, and when he looked up, the grim smiles of the other three people in the dormitory were approaching...

The boss, the devil, he could actually smile grinningly while eating strawberries. The strawberries crowded his left cheek, but he insisted on showing an evil smile, turning his mouth into a black hole.

"By the way, Chengzi, I have something to ask you..." The door of the dormitory was suddenly opened.

The boy next door looked at the confused scene in front of him in bewilderment: "I'm sorry to bother you, you continue."

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"What did he just say, excuse me?"

"Brother Tu, come back, we haven't been disturbed!"

XX University of Electronic Science and Technology, today is another day full of love!