Fruit Tycoon [Farming]

According to the score line announced by Qingbei in the past, Xu Yi's score is more than enough to pass the written test. This year's test paper is said to be more difficult than previous years. As soon as March was over, various colleges and universities announced the written test line one after another. Xu Yi checked it, and as expected, he passed the written test line.

Next is the interview.

This year, Xu's shipments have far exceeded the previous ones, but it has not dampened the enthusiasm of the people in Sujin. Even though the store has enough supplies and there is no need to queue up early in the morning, when it closes, all the strawberries in the store are still sold out. This time is the busiest, and the bills received seem to be endless, and there is no gap after business.

Xu's mother and Xu's father are very busy. Although more and more employees are recruited in the store, they still feel out of breath.

Xu Yi intentionally told his parents not to do business, and hired someone else to manage the store, but Xu's parents and Xu's mother disagreed.

"Uncle Xu and Aunt Xu can do whatever they want, but when they are busy, they have no time to take care of you, like my mother has retired and has nothing to do, and she grabs my pigtails every day." Lin Jinglun vomited bitterly, "I ate an extra bowl of rice. Said I was fat, saw two dogs running together and said I was not as good as a dog, the dog knows how to guard the house, and I fell asleep like a dead pig when I came back..."

Xu Yi felt that his words made sense, so he stopped insisting.

During the time of preparing for the interview, he ate crisp and sweet strawberries, rubbed meat and drank soup, and his stomach became round.

One day, Lin Jinglun drove the car and trotted to the door of Xu Yi's house: "Yizi, Yizi, come out!"

Xu Yi was reading the factory plan in his room, he didn't hear his shout, and it was Tantou who called him at the door before he realized: "What's wrong?"

"Come on!" Lin Jinglun opened the trunk of the car. There were only snakeskin bags containing fertilizers one by one in the trunk. The mouths of the bags were a little bulging and loose. Even though there was no wind, the bags still moved, as if something was inside. Wriggling, Xu Yi took a look and felt goosebumps all over his body.

"You don't have a bag of snakes, do you?"

Some local people like to eat snakes, and there are even special snake catchers who walk in the fields with sacks, usually father and son. Xu Yi saw it many times when he was a child, but now the chemical pollution is much more serious than before. , There are fewer and fewer snakes in the fields and rivers.

Xu Yi has always kept a respectful distance from snakes, which are cold molluscs.

Lin Jinglun shook his head, untied the bag, a long mouth protruded from the bag, and then there was a hoarse "quack" sound: "My friend gave me several ducks, I want to give them to me." Mom cleaned up, my mom didn't dare to kill, and my dad wasn't here, so I had to come by myself..."

The ducks in the snakeskin bag were still making the final struggle. Xu Yi glanced at them. The ducks were all robust, with smooth fur. They were plump and delicious no matter how they were eaten. .

"You do it yourself, why bring it to my house?" Xu Yi said speechlessly, "I can't help you, I dare not kill this thing."

"I don't dare either." Lin Jinglun stared blankly at the screaming duck, "Then what should we do?"

"I don't know." Xu Yi spread his hands, and both of them worried about the food in the bag.

The melancholy lasted for less than 3 minutes. When the two of them were studying where to cut the knife more gracefully, and how to let the duck bleed to relieve the pain, they only heard Lin Jinglun's scream of rage, as if his little brother had been stepped on: "Damn it!" !Fucking duck! It's shitting in my car!!!"

Duck feces are more smelly than chicken feces. This is well known to rural people. Lin Jinglun's expression at this moment is even more desperate than that of ducks waiting to be slaughtered: "Fuck, what did they eat? Why are they so smelly?"

Xu Yi: "..."

Xu Yi no longer knew what expression to use to face Lin Jinglun. He wanted to laugh a little, but felt that he was too sorry for his brother to laugh out loud at this time, so he suppressed his laughter until his eyes turned red. .

But obviously, Lin Jinglun's tragedy is far from over.

I don't know whether his cry was too fierce to scare the ducks or these ducks foresaw their fate to be slaughtered. The second duck struggled out of the snakeskin bag, pouted its buttocks, and it turned out to be a black poop.

Lin Jinglun: "..."

Lin Jinglun: "Your mother..."

He tied the mouth of the bag tightly, threw the snakeskin bag out of the car, and pointed at the snakeskin bag with trembling fingers: "It's a dog, I have to torture these ducks to death today, and it will relieve the pain! Just put it in the pot !"

Xu Yi raised his eyebrows: "Eat directly?"

Lin Jinglun nodded: "I must let them experience my pain."

Xu Yi: "...don't wipe your butt, just cook it with shit?"

After Xu Yi raised such an unfathomable and philosophical question, Lin Jinglun also fell silent.

In the next second, he opened his mouth and stammered, "How about we still say what we said?"

"Who will use the knife?"

"Yo!"

"It's still you!"

Xu Yi quickly refused: "Don't, don't, don't, I'm not in good health and can't hold a knife."

Lin Jinglun: "...Don't think I don't know that you beat Xu Pengfei to the bone."

Lin Jinglun punched Xu Yi jokingly. Before he could touch Xu Yi's body, Xu Yi tilted his head against the car door as if he had been seriously injured, with his mouth open, as if fainted.

"Is this air touching porcelain?" Lin Jinglun chuckled, and took advantage of Xu Yi's eyes closed to pull the snakeskin bag. The mouth of the bag was facing Xu Yi's face. The fat duck quacked: "Pull it, didn't you have a lot of fun just now? Now, immediately, pull it for me!"

Xu Yi: "..."

Xu Yi was woken up by the two hundred and five, how dare he pretend to be dizzy again.

For the one hundred and eighth time, the two handicapped children fell into confusion.

"How about...how about letting Tantou bite off the duck's neck? And then we kill each other?" Lin Jinglun rubbed his chin, "This is not very humane to Tantou, hey, Tantou, try it! "

Tantou pouted his buttocks, and the dog's face was full of indifference.

In the end, Xu Yi and Lin Jinglun couldn't help each other, so they had to accept their fate and cooperate to kill the duck. Both of them are giants in speech but short in action. What's the use of eggs.

All of a sudden, the yard was filled with the sound of rattling and the scream of the duck before it was dying. The duck feathers flew all over the ground, and the duck blood splashed everywhere. Living.

"I'm dizzy with blood..." He threw the knife aside, "I won't do this again in the future, just go to the store to eat."

Xu Yi was also tossing hard enough, he originally thought that killing one or two pigs would be enough, but Lin Jinglun insisted on killing them all at once, Xu Yi felt that these ducks would come out one by one like gourd babies, Inexhaustible, inexhaustible, the snakeskin bag is not so much a pocket for ducks, as it is a terrible black hole.

But in any case, they finally completed the great plan to kill ducks.

Lin Jinglun picked up the duck feathers on the ground: "I'll collect these feathers and make a down jacket. What do you think?"

Xu Yi nodded: "Very good, you are really thrifty."

"I'm going to eat one of these stinky ducks today. I'll take the duck back to my mother later. Then I'll make old duck soup, roast another one, and marinate the duck feet and duck wings." The report is over. The name of the dish, Lin Jinglun stared at the trunk with a dejected expression, "I don't even want this car anymore..."

"Isn't it just duck poop? Why do you care about such a big man?" Xu Yi was speechless, "Go back and wash and wipe it off."

Lin Jinglun still looked crazy, Xu Yi couldn't help it, he stuffed a bunch of strawberries in his mouth, and coaxed the two hundred catties child back home.

Sure enough, what I ate at night was all delicacies made of duck meat.The duck meat was hard, but the stewed soup was fragrant and delicious. Xu Yi took a sip after another, and the stewed duck meat was easily separated from the duck bone. When dipped in some ginger vinegar and chili oil, the flavor was also very unique.

People in Xiyun County love to eat chicken, and almost don’t eat duck and goose. Xu’s mother didn’t know how to cook these things. Later, she lived in Sujin City for a while and learned how to eat duck and goose in Sujin City. , I taught it to Aunt Lin after I came back.

Xu Yi has always felt that his mother is very talented in cooking food, but it is a pity that he inherited his father. It's not good to look at, and it's also unpalatable to eat.

Tired of eating duck meat, a plate of huge bright red strawberries was served at the end, and the greasy stomach was swept away.

……

After the fresh strawberries arrived, the factory continued to make strawberry juice.After Ji Wei took over, a young employee in the factory contacted him and posted the strawberry juice production scene on Weibo. The content posted on the account "Xu's Orchard" includes strawberry greenhouses, Xu's store and juice factory. The pictures are carefully taken and are well received by fans.

"Xu's juice uses the freshest strawberries, no wonder it's so delicious!"

"Is the fruit juice production and store a batch of strawberries? If so - is there a shortage of people in the factory? The kind of foreign language graduate student at Sujin University can teach strawberries to learn another language, so that they feel learning when they are squeezed. The joy of drinking, the squeezed juice tastes better..."

"...The upstairs is really ridiculous. I am a physics student, so I can study the laws of strawberry free fall!"

"I can't do anything, but I can eat! Do you want to extract juice from an artificial mouth?"

As soon as this buddy opened his mouth, the netizens in front could only retreat steadily. They had no choice but to be disgusted.

To be honest, after Ji Wei took over the Weibo and WeChat public accounts, Xu's attention has indeed been much higher than before. Although the strawberry juice has not yet been listed, many distributors have extended olive branches like Xu's, hoping to To be able to own Xu's distribution rights in a certain province.

Xu Yi struggled for a while, and decided to continue the direct connection between factories and supermarkets. The existence of distributors can suddenly save a lot of trouble, but it adds a transaction link invisibly. In the future, when Xu's scale expands to a certain level, of course it will Choose a dealer, but now, Xu Yi doesn't think it's necessary.