Will Mozun know how to multiply today? [Traveling]

"Demon Venerable, Demon Venerable?"

The moment the book was torn, Jiang Yike fell into an uncontrollable coma.But now, he was suddenly woken up.

He stared blankly at the familiar yet unfamiliar ceiling, and couldn't help asking three philosophical questions about life:

--who I am?where am I?What to eat for dinner?

Oh no, he is still in the state of a soul, it is still impossible to eat, I can only think about it.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ," a voice whimpered, sniffing from time to time, "i'm going to be scared to death."

Jiang Yike lifted his eyelids weakly, he slowly propped himself up, covered his forehead with his hands, and said, "How long have I been unconscious?"

"Hey, are you unconscious?" Jiang Yike opened his eyes wide, "I thought you were asleep."

Is this kid really stupid or just pretending?

Jiang Yike glanced at him speechlessly, not wanting to speak.

Jiang Yike was kneeling on the ground, he tilted his head, and explained: "I was doing my homework at home, but Chu Nian rushed into the house with a torn book with a few pages in his face. pulled away."

"Then, he dragged me to Xianzun's house," Jiang Yike pointed to the surroundings, his voice was a little puzzled, "I thought you were possessed by a book, but suddenly appeared next to me, which shocked me big jump."

So that was the case, Jiang Yike nodded thoughtfully.

He was too capable before, and he had never experienced the state of the soul leaving the body. He only read a sentence or two in the ancient books left by his father.

Strange to say, he didn't expect that after the book was torn up, his soul would automatically find Jiang Yike and attach to the original owner again.

"You're finally awake."

Qi Zidong, dressed in white, walked over slowly, and sat cross-legged beside Jiang Yike, his long black hair hanging down like willows.

Walking with him was Chu Nian with a gloomy face. He had a cold face, without a smile at all, and sat down with his legs bent without saying a word.

Jiang Yike blinked at the original owner, and said, "Help me pass a message to Chu Nian, just say that I feel fine."

Jiang Yike hurriedly said word for word, but Chu Nian's expression didn't change, and he said "um" in a lonely voice.

He paused and said, "Sorry."

"Sorry, if I'm careful..." Chu Nian blamed himself a little. He lowered his head, not wanting to see the disappointed expression of the soul who might be here, "You'll be fine."

Before Chu Nian could continue to regret, Qi Zidong shook his head lightly, put his thin hand on one of Chu Nian's shoulders: "No matter how much you blame yourself and regret, you shouldn't treat ordinary people like this."

Chu Nian said coldly, "They asked for it."

"It's fine to beat those people until they're too horrible to look at," Qi Zidong sighed, "and throw them one by one into the fountain and soak them for an hour, it's a bit out of bounds."

Jiang Yike was dumbfounded: "So cruel."

Jiang Yike was also dumbfounded: "How did you beat so many people?"

However, the majestic Mozun lord in the past stayed for less than a second, and then he became complacent and smiled brightly like a sunflower.

This kid Chu Nian is worthy of being my family's secret guard. He has such different reactions and abnormal arrogance when he makes a move. He is indeed a talent to be made!

"You and I are both modern people now, and we must abide by its rules and regulations." Qi Zidong flipped through his books, and actually found the criminal law. "It's good for both parties."

Chu Nian sneered, and said in a casual voice, "I've already shown mercy, if it was in the past—"

He glanced at Jiang Yike, then suddenly closed his mouth and looked away, obviously not wanting to continue this topic.

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In short, it's good that nothing happened, but Jiang Yike turned around and went back to the original owner.

This may be fate.

Seeing that Master Mozun finally returned to his side, Jiang Yike was very excited, and whispered in the other's ear,

Jiang Yike stared at the ceiling boredly, and responded perfunctorily from time to time to the original owner's trivial matters.

"By the way, Mozun Mozun," Jiang Yike rushed to the schoolbag, took out the book and handed it to Jiang Yike, "Look! This is what Chu Nian gave me back then!"

Jiang Yike glanced, almost "falling" off the window: "What are you two doing with this book?"

The book has been carefully scrubbed everywhere, and it shines like wax. On the heads of the three pink and tender pigs, there are four large characters on it—"The Three Little Pigs"

Jiang Yike was so angry that he didn't even want to look at it.

That childish fairy tale book is simply a living disgrace to him, and it should be destroyed by leaving humanity, or thrown into the fire until there is no residue left.

"Why are you so angry?" Jiang Yike said aggrievedly after being yelled at, "Keep it as a souvenir."

Jiang Yike said "Oh", "I'll count to three, if you don't throw this book out of the window, I guarantee you won't see the sun tomorrow."

The opponent's momentum was too strong and his attitude was too domineering, Jiang Yike couldn't beat him, nor could he scold him.

He could only take "The Three Little Pigs" back with his mouth curled up in grievance, but in a blink of an eye, when Jiang Yike was not paying attention, he handed the book to Chu Nian.

In order to prevent such things from happening again, Qi Zidong suggested that Jiang Yike should not act rashly until he found a suitable host, and it would be safer to stay with the original owner first.

Jiang Yike was very happy and raised his hands in agreement.

Jiang Yike didn't care, but Chu Nian naturally agreed.Although he couldn't see Shaojun in this way, he would always choose the best choice for Jiang Yike, and his own feelings were not that important.

After that, two or three weeks passed, and the final exams came as scheduled.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Yike was admitted to the top 1 in the grade and entered Class B1, while Chu Nian "recovered" his previous state and returned to the No.[-] throne as expected.

During this period, Chu Nian has been sparing no effort to help Jiang Yike find a suitable host body.

After walking through countless antique shops, exchanges, and even black markets, Chu Nian found a lot of things for Jiang Yike, and he even took Jiang Yike to see a black stone from the devil world unearthed in the jade field.

It's a pity that all the antiques and cultural relics can't carry his soul, and the black stone's ability is too strong, Jiang Yike can't integrate into it, so it can only be temporarily shelved in Chu Nian's warehouse.

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If you can't find a suitable host at present, then keep looking, keep looking, and you will find it one day.

Chu Nian has been busy looking for a host recently, and there has been no news recently.

Jiang Yike stayed at Chu Nian's house for a month, then went back to his aunt's house, and of course brought along a certain Mozun lord who was reluctant but had to follow him.

My aunt was very moved by the original master's score in the top [-] in the grade, and then enrolled Jiang Yike in a two-month summer remedial class.

Jiang Yike sat decadently on the desk in the cram school writing essays, while Jiang Yike sat on the opposite table with his legs crossed, secretly delighted to see the original owner being tortured.

He shook his legs and said with a smile: "Come on, you still have two pages."

What troubled Jiang Yike the most was writing. He bit the tip of his pen and thought desperately: "Uh... what else can we discuss..."

"I won't write anymore, I'll think about it when I go back." Jiang Yike gave up struggling, folded the papers, and stuffed them into his schoolbag.

Now is the evening self-study time of the cram school, the classroom is full of students, most of them are doing their own things.

There are always a few students in the cram school who are forced by their parents and don't want to study.One of the boys ran up to the podium and said loudly, "It's so boring, let's relax!"

After a day of high-pressure tutoring, everyone was exhausted, and many students put down the papers in their hands and responded.

The boy got everyone's response and turned on the TV triumphantly.

Yali TV was broadcasting an evening soap opera, and the hero and heroine broke up for the third time, parting ways in the torrential rain.It looked fake, so I switched channels.

Cantaloupe Channel rebroadcasted animal documentaries, and everyone was hungry after watching giant pandas eating bamboo for 5 minutes, so they switched channels

Pineapple TV is broadcasting a piece of news:

"...Thanks to Mr. Chu Ronghuai's generosity, the National Archaeological Excavation Department successfully excavated a precious black stone in its rough stone quarry..."

No one wanted to watch the archaeology, and many students below started clamoring to change the channel.

But at this moment, Jiang Yike, a skinny boy who never spoke much but only smiled shyly, rushed up to the podium.

In front of everyone's eyes, he snatched the remote control from the boy before him, held it in his arms like a baby, and said nervously: "No, I'm sorry! I want to watch it for a while."

"Good job, that's what makes sense." Jiang Yike looked at the original owner approvingly, and patted him on the shoulder.

Then one person and one ghost squatted next to each other under the TV, watching the screen nervously.

As the host got closer, the huge black rock gradually appeared on the screen.

The stone was like ink soaked in water, smudged with layers of deep black, and surrounded by wisps of black air, it looked a bit like Chu Nian's piece from a distance.

"Is this the place in Chu Nian?" Jiang Yike asked in a low voice.

Jiang Yike shook his head, and said: "Chu Nian is the jade field, this is the original stone field of his half-brother."

The camera turned and pointed at the boulder, and the host sounded excitedly: "What is amazing is that there is an abnormally complete male corpse sealed in this huge black stone!!"

Um, wait, male corpse? ? ?

The camera gradually zoomed in, and the black stone penetrated a few rays of light under the strong light, making it appear transparent and crystal clear.And under layers of black cover, a person was sealed in the middle of the stone.

The man had long black hair hanging loose, and his eyes were slightly closed, as if he was asleep.The clothes on his body are layered and complicated, and the robe is embroidered with different styles with silver thread, which is luxurious and elegant.

Jiang Yike.

He looked at the figure of the man in the black stone, then turned his head to look at the soul beside him, and was dumbfounded.

How do you look at it...they are all a bit inexplicably similar?Are you dazzled?

The host held a microphone and stood on the periphery very excitedly, interviewing one of the excavation experts in the group: "What do you think?"

The expert said: "Although the expression cannot be seen due to the light, but according to the luxury of its clothing, we believe that this person is likely to come from a dynasty that we have never known, and this corpse should be one of them that is similar to the royal family... ..."

"The ghost of the corpse!! That's Lao Tzu!!" Jiang Yike exploded, wishing he could grab the original owner's body and shake it vigorously, and said angrily in his ear:

"You, now, immediately, immediately go to that shitty place!!"

The author has something to say: Jiang Yike: Great, I finally found my body with six pack abs.

Chu Nian: Great, I can finally (silence——)

Jiang Yike:? ? ?