I blow my rainbow fart

——What was your experience meeting your father-in-law and mother-in-law for the first time?

Anonymous answer: Thank you for the invitation. I am in country M. I just got off the plane. There are special products from various countries and regions in the box. I bought them all while traveling around Europe during this period.After all, I don’t know what kind of gift is better. According to my partner, the things my father-in-law likes are always new products that haven’t been created yet, while my mother-in-law likes rockets, real rockets, so it’s hard to give them gifts. up.I don't know if you have the same troubles?

Comment [-]: Another pretender, why don't you say that your father-in-law is the richest man in the world?

Jiang Qing couldn't help thinking: It is indeed the top three on the richest man list.

Comment [-]: Why don't you dare to blow up photos when you are boasting so much?Shouldn't you show how amazing your object is at this time?

Jiang Qingxin said: That's not surprising to me.

Comment [-]: The editor is really a per capita boss, why don't you say you want to go to heaven?

Jiang Qing thought about it carefully, Lin's mother really wanted to send Lin Xun to heaven, if he succeeded, he might go to chase Lin Chang'e now.

Comment [-]: This answer is unqualified. The respondent has not disclosed his family background. At this time, he should say that his family has tens of millions of net worth to inherit.

Jiang Qing raised his eyebrows: You are right.

He is now sitting in the business car of Lin's family, and his mood has not been calm since the moment he boarded the plane. Now that he is on the way to Lin's house, he is even more restless. He simply opened a certain editor to see other people's experience , I couldn't help but talk about my troubles.

As a result, in these comments, there was no solution, but his life was guessed.

This world is so unreal.

"What are you thinking about?" Lin Xun stretched out his hand and touched his head, circling a lock of hair with his fingers, "I have good news for you."

Jiang Qing raised her head from the phone and said weakly, "What?"

"I just contacted my parents. My father went on a temporary business trip to an international conference, and my mother went to a seminar again."

"Really!" Jiang Qing's eyes lit up, and then she felt that this was wrong, and she restrained her smile a little, "That's pretty, pretty...it's a pity."

"Little liar." Lin Xun laughed, "What are you afraid of, they never interfere with my decision, even if you..."

Jiang Qing rolled his eyes.

He immediately changed his words: "Even if you are so handsome that people and gods hate you, and you are easy to mess with women, they will not dislike you."

Jiang Qing was quiet for a moment, her cheeks puffed up slightly, she turned her head to look at the scenery outside, her eyes were bent into half moons.

It didn't take long for a palace-like manor to appear in the field of vision. After passing a large green area, there was a huge garden in front of it, with sparse shade and fragrance, and a wide variety of varieties.

Before seeing the whole situation of the manor, the car drove into the underground garage.After getting out of the car, he was stunned for a moment, and then looked at dozens of sports cars with unique shapes. Except for a few commercial vehicles, the rest were all limited editions, and there were even two limited editions worldwide.

"My God! There are so many? No wonder you play with cars." Jiang Qing couldn't help sighing.

Lin Xun took him by the hand and got on the elevator: "The road here is spacious, you can go and have fun too."

When they arrived at the living room, the butler service group had lined up in two rows to salute them.

"This is too grand." Jiang Qing whispered.

"It's always like this when guests come." Lin Xun turned his head and said to the servants, "This is my lover, so don't bother me so much in the future."

After the servants heard the words, they retreated to do their own work. Only a woman of similar age came forward and said to Jiang Qing in broken Chinese: "You are so beautiful. I am Anna, Xiao Ran's tutor."

Xiao Ran is Zhu Ling's younger sister, Zhu Ran.Hearing that Lin Xun said that his uncle and aunt were busy with work, they fostered the child at Lin's house. Several of Lin Xun's former tutors stayed and continued to teach little Zhuran.

Anna is a new fencing teacher, so she has never taught Lin Xun.

Jiang Qing remembered the voice that the little girl had sent, suspected that she learned Chinese from this teacher, and smiled: "Thank you, you are also very beautiful."

Anna smiled shyly: "No, no, I'm not good-looking, otherwise Lin wouldn't have rejected me."

Jiang Qing: "...?"

Anna looked at Lin Xun again: "Long time no see, you have a boyfriend, so you don't hug me anymore."

Jiang Qing:! ! !

Lin Xun smiled tactfully, and took Jiang Qing to visit the room, explaining that hugging is just a courtesy, and Anna has a boyfriend.

Jiang Qing asked her again when she confessed her love, Lin Xun touched her nose and said, "It's the first day at work." Then he fell out of love.

Jiang Qing curled his lips: "You are ugly, ugly... you are a monster."

Lin Xun laughed out loud.

Jiang Qing visited for a while and was a little tired. The manor is too big, with many rooms, and all kinds of entertainment and leisure facilities. There are swimming pools and golf courses in the back mountain.He used to think that Jiang Huai was extravagant and wasteful, but now he saw that Jiang Huai was just a younger brother.

However, there are many high-tech settings at home. After experiencing it, he went to the entertainment room to play VR for a while, and heard a clear and clear child's voice outside: "Brother! Where are you, brother!"

Lin Xun walked to the door and waved to the little girl downstairs. The little girl jumped on the spot, and her two ponytails jumped up: "Ahh! Brother, you are really back!" He climbed up the stairs, and after climbing a few steps, he said with a sad face, "Brother, hug me, I'm so tired."

Lin Xun sighed: "You are young, so it's useless at all."

Jiang Qing put down her VR glasses, walked to the door, and saw Lin Xun walking up the spiral staircase with a little girl in her arms. The little girl hugged Lin Xun's face and kissed endlessly, her handsome face seemed to have been washed by saliva generally.

"Xiao Ran, call someone." Lin Xun stood in front of Jiang Qing, Zhu Ran put his arms around Lin Xun's neck, and looked back at the stranger at home: "Hello, you are... so familiar."

Just as Jiang Qing was about to speak, she was interrupted by her, and she put a white and tender hand on his lips: "Don't say it, let me think for myself, I am the smartest!"

Jiang Qing looked at Lin Xun, smiled at each other, and Lin Xun threatened her with a smile: "If you can't figure it out, you won't be able to watch the princess movie tonight."

"No!" Zhu Ran scratched her head and thought for a long time, "Princess, princess... Ah! I see! Are you a princess?!"

Jiang Qing's smile froze: "No, I'm not..."

"You are! You are the princess my brother said!" Zhu Ran's eyes widened, and she turned to look at Lin Xun, "Right, brother?"

"Yes, this, like, is it?" Jiang Qing gritted his teeth and asked word by word.

Lin Xun calmly explained: "No, I was talking about the long-haired prince, but she only remembered the princess."

Jiang Qing: ...

I'm going to cut my hair tomorrow and shave my head!

Zhu Ran's eyes sparkled: "I want to be hugged by the princess."

Lin Xun hugged her sideways and startled her: "What, I want the princess to hug me! Brother really doesn't understand women's thoughts at all."

"Tsk." Lin Xun handed the little bastard to Jiang Qing, "Come on, the princess hugs you."

In fact, Jiang Qing seldom hugged a child, and held her creaking nest with both hands, holding it up in front of her eyes like a sign, for fear that she would fall, and then coaxed the little girl: "Be good, little princess, don't move around."

Zhu Ran looked dull: "You don't understand a woman's heart either!"

When Lin's father and Lin's mother rushed home in a hurry, they saw this scene, and Zhu Ran looked hopeless.

Lin Xun was worried that Jiang Qing would be soft, so he hugged him, put him under his arm, and carried him downstairs like a satchel: "Dad, Mom, you are back."

Zhu Ran hugged his arm and kicked her legs straight behind. She seemed to be used to it, and she was not angry at all. She said, "Auntie, brother's princess is here!"

After all, Lin's father and Lin's mother raised their heads at the same time.

Jiang Qing froze, ran downstairs all the way, and stood straight in front of them: "Hello, uncle and aunt. I am Jiang Qing and I am 27 years old this year."

The two elders glanced at each other and at him at the same time.

Jiang Qing paused, and continued to introduce himself: "My ancestral home is in the imperial capital, and there is only one widowed old father in the family. There is no history of marriage or relationship, no family medical history, and no bad habits. I usually like to read, read... books, exercise, exercise , pay attention to nourishment, health preservation, and love peace."

Is that enough?Sweat began to break out on his forehead.I don't know if these two big guys will like him?

I don’t know if I don’t introduce myself, it seems that I really have nothing to show for it, hey.

At this moment, a gentle laugh sounded, Lin's mother smiled and took Lin's father's hand, overjoyed: "Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. He really is someone who can make Ah Xun like him."

Lin Xun laughed beside him: "Be gentle, don't scare him."

"No, no." Jiang Qing shook his head straight, how could he be said to be scared, he was just adored from the bottom of his heart, if it wasn't for this relationship, he would have to stay sober and rational, he wished he could act like a monkey jumping into the sky on the spot.

Father Lin's pupils were darker than Lin Xun's, and his facial features were more three-dimensional. He opened his arms and hugged him: "You are welcome to come and play at home."

Jiang Qing glanced at Lin Xun with joy, her joy was beyond words, and then calmly let go of her hand: "Thank you uncle, it's really a pleasure to meet you!"

"Is it still called Uncle?" Mother Lin said with a smile, "When we are bored at home, we will watch the awards ceremony."

Jiang Qing: "..." It's so embarrassing.

The initial tension and worry soon shattered.

Before meeting Lin's father in person, the business crocodile in his mind should be a ruthless man who is vigorous, unsmiling, difficult to get close to, and handles a transnational business with just one look.

did not expect……

After dinner, he looked at the business tycoon sitting on the sofa, holding a children's picture book in his hand, his gray hair was tied into two small pullets, standing on both sides, looking very funny.

But the culprit didn't listen to the story he was reading at all. He lay back on the sofa, found some bottles of nail polish, and smiled innocently: "Uncle, hands."

Lin Zhuzhen stretched out his hand, and it didn't take long to get uneven and colorful nail polish on it.

Jiang Qing was a little suffocated, moved a little to the side calmly, and asked without looking sideways: "Does your father often do this? Do you want to be a tool man?"

Did not get an answer.

He turned his head and saw Lin Xun holding up his mobile phone to capture his father's hand.

"..."

After taking the photo, Lin Xun looked at him, showed him the photo, and said cheerfully, "Is the photo not bad?"

Jiang Qing leaned over to take a look, endured and endured, but still didn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

Caught off guard, Zhu Ran was taken aback, and her hands trembled. Lin Zhuzhen was not angry yet, but her husband was angry, pursed her mouth, and was about to cry in the next second: "Sister-in-law, you scared me! My Huahua didn't draw well, woohoo!"

Jiang Qing hurried to the opposite sofa to coax the child: "Excuse me, let me take a look at the flowers you drew."

After speaking, he remembered that this flower was in the hands of his father-in-law, and he was a little nervous.Who knows that Lin Zhuzhen took the initiative to stretch out his hand in front of him: "Look at it, I think it's improved compared to last time."

"Last time?"

"Yes." Lin Zhuzhen opened the phone album, "This is her previous masterpiece."

Jiang Qing turned to look, Lin Zhuzhen in the picture was either wearing pigtails or wearing a fan bib, and the nail polish had changed a lot of colors, he laughed again.

Lin Zhuzhen also smiled: "Since you are here, you can take over."

Jiang Qing: "?"

The next half hour was the half hour he didn't want to recall in his life.

Like finding a new toy, Zhu Ran happily tied seven or eight crooked braids on his head, and even praised him: "Sister-in-law's hair is long and beautiful, braids look the best!"

Lin Xun nodded sharply while holding the phone: "Yes, it's the best!"

Lin Zhuzhen took a picture of Lin Xun: "The picture just now was not taken well."

Jiang Qing: "..."

After that, the ten fingers that did not touch the spring water were stained with the brightest rainbow color.

However, Lin Xun laughed heartlessly, so he came up to take pictures from various angles.

Lin Zhuzhen stood around to watch, pointing out from time to time: "Xiao Ran, this piece should be changed to red. Ah Xun, the angle is backlit. This nail polish is shining, so it doesn't show the feeling."

Jiang Qing: "..."

Half an hour later, Lin Zhuzhen snatched Lin Xun's cell phone, opened the photo album and went to Lin's mother: "Honey, look at Jiang Xiaoqing's photo!!"

"..." Jiang Qing covered his face with his hands, the braids on his head trembled, "I'm ashamed to see people."

"Who said, you are the best looking." Lin Xun asked Zhu Ran with a smile, "Xiao Ran, who do you think is the most beautiful?"

Zhu Ran's eyes lit up: "Little sister-in-law is the prettiest!" The little sister-in-law would play with her.

Jiang Qing turned to look at her: "Really?"

"Uh-huh!"

Jiang Qing smiled: "I think you're pretty too, let me tie your hair too, I'm good at it."

Zhu Ran: "...?" At such a young age, she sensed a hint of danger.

She instinctively slid down from the sofa, crawled into Lin Xun's arms, and grabbed his arm: "Brother, run!"

Lin Xun carried her on his shoulders and ran out, Jiang Qing yelled and chased her out: "Stop! If you catch her now, you might still have a chance!"

In the quiet garden, Lin's mother was standing in front of the binoculars, and Lin's father was flipping through Jiang Qing's photos, when suddenly there was a commotion, two young men ran out one after the other, shouting and making noise, the little girl lay on the ground A giggle on the shoulder.

The two elders looked at each other and smiled, watching them play, especially Lin Xun, who had always been steady in front of outsiders, turned out to be as childish as Zhu Ran, deliberately trying to annoy Jiang Qing, such a childish side they had hardly seen.

Mother Lin laughed for a while, then suddenly pointed to the night sky above: "Children, it's a shooting star."

Lin Xun stopped, and Jiang Qing, who was chasing him, bumped into his back. The two stood up straight and looked at the night sky at the same time.

Lin's father and Lin's mother walked to the side, Zhu Ran moved, sat on Lin Xun's shoulder skillfully, and widened her round eyes: "Wow!"

The night sky seems to have opened a big screen, dotted with stars, and the Milky Way belt stretches across it, as if tearing the bright starry night into two halves.A flash of light pierced the sky, and the splendor disappeared briefly at the end of the endless horizon.

"To make a wish!" Zhu Ran said crisply.

"It's useless." Mother Lin interrupted her rationally. "It's just cosmic dust. There will be no gods or gods to fulfill your wishes. You can only turn to yourself. But if you want to know about the formation and In terms of structure, I can tell you..."

"Uh, I won't listen." Zhu Ran slid off Lin Xun's shoulder and ran back to the house, "Auntie is chanting scriptures again!"

Jiang lightly smiled, and heard Lin Xun whispering in his ear: "Now you know how scary and incomprehensible my mother is?"

"I don't understand style?" Mother Lin sneered, "Then let me tell you something about style. Do you know where is the best place for a couple like you to go?"

Jiang Qing couldn't help asking: "Where?"

"Don't ask!" Lin Xun reminded him, but it was too late.

"Venus." Mother Lin talked eloquently, "Its area and climate are roughly the same as that of the earth, but its rotation direction is opposite to that of the earth. If you go there, you can see the sun rise in the west and set in the east. Doesn't it suit your lover? Fantasy romance? The rain is also very distinctive, it is sulfuric acid rain..."

Jiang Qing: "..."

Lin Xun took his hand and ran into the house: "Mom and Dad. Good night."

Before going to bed, Jiang Qing sat up suddenly, laughing so hard that she couldn't fall asleep.

"What are you laughing at, so happy?"

"Your parents are so funny." Jiang Qing got out of bed and opened the curtains, looking at the starry night outside, the shooting stars had disappeared, but the good things remained, "Your family is very nice, I like them very much."

Lin Xun walked over, and the moonlight shone in, illuminating his silhouette, and the shadows of the two of them were elongated, very much like that night in Wutong Township.

Lin Xun wrapped his arms around his waist from behind, kissed his neck, looked up at the sky, and suddenly asked: "If one day, we can wander to other planets in the universe, do you want to go?"

"Go." Jiang Qing did not hesitate.

"Then where do we go first?"

Jiang Qing looked sideways at her eyes: "This is something you have considered. You are responsible for packing and planning, and I am only responsible for following you."

The moonlight was like water, Lin Xun bowed his head and kissed him, for a long time, Jiang Qing half pushed him away, with an affectionate expression on his face: "Let's do something interesting."

"Okay." Lin Xun quickly took off his nightgown, revealing his lean and strong body. Every cell in his skin seemed to be clamoring for a battle.

He turned around and saw Jiang Qing with his hands behind his back, smiling brightly, showing a row of white teeth: "Come on, my braiding technique is quite good."

Lin Xun: "..." oh! no!

Jiang Qing spread out her palms, with a dozen or so rubber bands lying inside, and approached: "I'll let you see my braids."

"No." Lin Xun hugged him, "Try something more interesting."

"So you wanted to paint your nails?"

"no no."

Jiang lightly bit his neck, and the two kissed. When he was in a daze, he called out in a low voice: "Brother."

Lin Xun trembled all over.

With stars in Jiang Qing's eyes, he said softly: "Brother, promise me, let me play for a while."

Lin Xun stared into his beautiful and exquisite eyes, knowing that there was a trap ahead... Hey, what can I do, the beauty trick is the most effective for him.

"Give it to you, give it to you!"

"Only this one time!"

"No photo taking!!!"

The next day, Lin Zhuzhen happily received Jiang Qingfa's photo, and then sent it to the family group. The hedgehog-haired Lin Xun was unanimously ridiculed by relatives and friends.

After Jiang Qing finished eating, she searched for a while before finding Lin Xun, who had no love in life, curled up on the bed with the quilt in her arms, so closed to herself that she didn't want to see anyone.

After thinking about it carefully, the image destruction is indeed the end of the world, and he was quite sorry. He climbed onto the bed and hugged Lin Xun from behind: "I'm sorry, I won't tease you next time."

Lin Xun moved but didn't speak.

"elder brother?"

Lin Xun looked back at him slowly, motioning for him to continue.

Jiang Qing had no choice but to coax people shamelessly: "Brother, don't be angry, it's all my fault, brother, you don't remember villains, please forgive me this time. Brother, my good brother, dear baby, sweetheart Hani, You are super handsome, super mighty... um..."

Lin Xun fished the man into the quilt, and the soft quilt was turned over, hiding the soft tent of the world of mortals.

In the family group, Zhu Ling finally went online, and after seeing Lin Xun's photo, she praised: "My brother has been played by my little sister, this time the look is much better than the previous ones!"

The author has something to say: Lin Xun is satisfied after eating people and hearing about his brother again!I really don't choose ♂ means ♂ means

There is a lottery in Jinjiang, I tried it out, draw 50 random red envelopes among the full-booking friends (the winning rate should be quite high, after all, there are not many full-bookings, Gan QAQ), Dragon Boat Festival draw!

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 5 every day; 潲 and 1;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of coco; 2 bottles of plates;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!