I blow my rainbow fart

In the corridor leading to the stage, he met two other mentors.

Wen Jiaxin plays roles like old ladies in dramas and TV, but she is much younger in person, has no airs at all, and is very friendly.

Su Hongru is even more humorous and witty. He has been in the industry for more than 20 years, and his popularity and strength cannot be underestimated.

The three greeted and got to know each other behind the stage, and the host opened the stage and read the introduction.

In terms of age and acting experience, Jiang Qing is the youngest and the first to appear on stage.

When the host read out a long list of his honorary introductions, there was sparse applause from the auditorium.

He stepped on the steps, and two steps forward was the star-studded stage.

Under the spotlight, the man in a suit was tall and tall, and his steps outlined his slender and straight legs.

The slightly long hair was parted sideways, exposing a clean forehead, and a pair of beautiful eyes looked forward, looking around for a week, nodding and saying hello, and then walked to his tutor seat under the disgusted eyes of the audience.

As soon as I was seated, I heard a female audience closest behind me exclaim in a low voice: "Wow! Jiang Qing himself is so handsome!"

Jiang Qing blinked, with a slight smile in his eyes, and the camera quickly captured his profile.

The other two mentors took their seats one after another. Su Hongru sat in the middle, and he was on Su Hongru's left.

The host is a girl who interviewed Jiang Qing before, her name is Du Yuening, a new host trained by the TV station.

Du Yuening behaved gracefully on stage, and it was not at all obvious that she was still a fan.

After reading the opening speech, I interacted with the three instructors without deliberately making things difficult or creating topics. Then, I introduced the ten public judges and the rules of the competition system, and the competition officially kicked off.

Very well, there were not too many interview questions, Jiang Qing secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and then turned his attention to the stage.

According to the rules, the contestants will be in groups of two, and they will compete together to perform a segment of a classic film and television drama. They will arrive at the TV station to rehearse the show the day before the recording, and what they will see is the result after the rehearsal.

The curtain opened, and the first group of contestants was Gao Yuanqiao and a small fresh meat, and the selected clip was a gangster movie.

Xiao Xianrou plays the policeman, looking around in a dilapidated rental house with an anxious look on his face.

On one side of the stage, Gao Yuanqiao appeared.

Jiang Qing had checked Gao Yuanqiao's profile in advance. A senior student, he was a junior in the same school. In the first half of the year, he played soy sauce in an online drama, and then signed a contract with the company. In addition to this variety show resource, there are also film and television dramas to follow. he.

Jiang Qing propped up her chin with one hand, narrowed her eyes slightly, and carefully observed his performance.

Gao Yuanqiao was wearing a white vest with oil stains on it, and his skin was bronze after makeup. He hunched over and walked to his room. Seeing the mess, he shouted, "Brother! What are you doing!"

The policeman turned his head and stared at him, fished him into the house and quickly locked the door, put the gun on his forehead, and said in a low voice, "Did you kill him?"

Gao Yuanqiao stared straight at the gun on his forehead, his legs went limp, his hands were at a loss and he wanted to touch the other's hand holding the gun, and said in a trembling voice: "Brother, what are you talking about, I don't understand...you scared me It's my turn, put it down."

Xiao Xianrou glared at him and approached again.

The two men threatened and tried each other for 3 minutes.

Jiang Qing suddenly felt powerless, every time it was time to enter the play, this little freshman would stare.

The fierce stare is like a husky interpreting an Alaskan sled dog, which is very joyful.

The lines of the two people on the stage reached a critical point. Seeing that the matter could not be concealed, the younger brother was still begging for mercy one second, but suddenly fell silent the next second, and then there was a sinister smile on his lips, and his voice was extremely flat: "My good brother, don't pretend, there is no bullet in the gun."

The policeman's eyes widened in surprise.

The younger brother touched the gun on his forehead, snatched it off, and turned the gun leisurely.

The policeman was heartbroken, his veins burst out, and he began to explain the core values ​​of socialism to him.

The younger brother turned a deaf ear, walked straight to the socket at the foot of the wall, and pulled off the cover forcefully.

It turned out that this was a camouflaged socket. He took out a small box from it and poured it out, and a few bullets jingled and fell on the ground.

The police took a step back: "Where did you get these things, come back with me and surrender!"

The younger brother put it into the gun casually, and when he got up, he put a gun between his eyebrows, and the scene when he entered the door was reversed.

Jiang Qing looked at them quietly.

Until an indifferent gunshot sounded, the person who fell on the ground begged him to surrender in pain, and a long emotional scene was over.

But the younger brother has been watching coldly, caressing the gun carefully, and when the other party died, he smiled like a child: "Thank you brother, I like this toy very much."

There was a burst of applause from the audience.The two actors on the stage immediately stood up and bowed to everyone.

The camera swept over, and the three instructors sighed at the right time.

Next is the instructor's comment, and the host will start with Wen Jiaxin in the order of seating.

Teacher Wen Jiaxin is very gentle: "I think you are great. You brought us into the plot in an instant. Your actions, language and demeanor are good. But you lack stage experience. When the policeman fell to the ground just now, we should let us See, not just give the camera, but I still appreciate your performance."

Teacher Su Hongru is very funny: "You two are very shaping, and the characters are well interpreted, especially the little character played by Gao Yuanqiao. Did you take the dog in the end?"

Gao Yuanqiao smiled shyly: "The dog brought the dog."

Finally, it was Jiang Qing's turn, and everyone waited with bated breath.

The dignified and steady host stood under the stage, holding the microphone, and quickly searched in his mind how to deal with it urgently.

In case Jiang Qing turns on the insulting mode, if she can save the scene successfully, then her career will be promoted to a higher level!

Even the two mentors next door looked like they were watching the show, they were as low-key as Wen Jiaxin, and they had heard many "glorious deeds" of Jiang Qing.

The director signaled the camera to keep up, and the lens zoomed in, striving for a 360-degree view without dead ends!

The camera first panned to the quiet auditorium, and then immediately turned to Jiang Qing.

Just as Jiang Qing opened her mouth, a girl in the audience suddenly shouted: "Jiang Qing is not allowed to curse!"

Jiang Qing froze for a moment, then looked back.

The camera shot over, and the girl hurriedly covered her face.

Jiang Qing didn't hold back, and smiled.

Seeing his smile, the audience roared with laughter. The voices of "Don't scold people" sounded one after another, and then a voice of resistance sounded out of nowhere: "Curse! Curse hard!"

He brought Myna closer and cleared his throat.

Everyone was silent for a moment, and the effect was comparable to that of the school dean wanting to speak.

"Your performance..." Jiang Qing paused, thought for a moment, and then said in front of everyone, "It reminds me of a song."

The audience was stunned:? ? ?

Jiang Qing solemnly read out the lyrics with a slightly altered subject: "My friend, I want to tell you proudly, oh——you are really good, you are really really really good!"

As long as it's the lyrics, no matter how fake it is, it won't get stuck!

The audience was silent for half a minute before bursting into laughter.

"Hahahahahahahahaha! How did he manage to say the lyrics seriously! Isn't this really an endorsement!"

"Singer becomes reader?!"

"Doubt my eyes and ears are conspiring to deceive me!"

"Hahahahaha I can't do it anymore, this song is a bit brainwashing, it has been automatically cycled in my mind!"

"Goose goose goose goose, that's it? You just tell us this?"

"It's a pity that I can't take pictures and record videos. I really want to post them on Moments and Weibo!"

"Look at the faces of the host and the mentors, they are really stupefied, their eyes are full of doubts, and their bodies are cast on the ground!"

Wen Jiaxin, who knew little about pop, asked honestly, "Is this a song? What kind of song is it?"

Su Hongru is fashionable, and he even compared gestures: "It seems to be doing this, right? Am I really, really good?"

Du Yuening quickly took over the situation: "Mr. Su, you did something wrong, it should be like this."

As she said that, she took the stage and rushed to Gao Yuanqiao and Xiao Xianrou to perform a "You are really good" gesture together.

The atmosphere suddenly heated up.

Jiang Qing looked at the two of them, and added: "The kid looks good, he plays the policeman very handsomely, and he is also cute. Where is Gao Yuanqiao..."

Gao Yuanqiao suddenly opened his eyes and looked at him expectantly.

"Gao Yuanqiao's modeling ability is very good, his lines are good, the contrast between the character and himself is a bit big, and it is more than half of the success to make people not play."

The other two instructors nodded.

Tears filled Xiao Xianrou's eyes: "Thank you everyone! Thank you Teacher Su, Teacher Wen and Teacher Jiang for your recognition. I really like chicken jelly, and my experience is far from enough. I just came here with a learning attitude, no matter what the result is. , I am very happy."

Gao Yuanqiao on the side realized it later and nodded again and again: "Yeah, add one."

Jiang Qing: ...

Does this kid think that he doesn't need a brain if he can go through the back door?

Xiao Xianrou expressed his love to each mentor again. When it was Jiang Qing's turn, he said: "Mr. Jiang, you are really the idol of our young actors. I grew up watching your plays. You Really excellent!"

Here again... I was not happy.

He is clearly one year younger than Xiao Xianrou.

Gao Yuanqiao on the side seemed like a fool, and echoed: "Yeah, me too."

Jiang Qing: ...

He had reason to suspect that the company deliberately arranged for him, a king with a strong mouth, to bring bronze with a stupid mouth.

Gao Yuanqiao remembered the manager's repeated instructions to talk more and fight for the camera, so he added: "I also grew up watching Mr. Jiang's plays."

Come again?

Jiang Qing coughed twice: "Stop talking, be careful I will deduct points for you."

"Hahahahahahaha!" The audience laughed louder and louder, "Mr. Jiang, we all grew up watching your plays!"

Jiang Qing pointed to the auditorium: "Director, turn off the microphone for them."

"Hahahaha!"

"Your audience is really hard to lead." He said speechlessly.

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

"..."

In the voting session, the audience votes of the two were almost the same, and the decision was made by the three instructors, each with fifty votes.

He acted first and shot Gao Yuanqiao directly.

Even if he didn't go through the back door, Gao Yuanqiao could defeat the Huskies.If it is polished well and can be eaten, it can do a lot.

It's a pity, but I chose to go through the back door... If I have tasted the joy of shortcuts, can I still climb the road with my feet on the ground?

Teacher Wen Jiaxin voted for Xiaoxianrou very face-saving, and left the problem and choice to Su Hongru.

Su Hongru was entangled in words, and after praising the two of them again, he chose Gao Yuanqiao.

Xiao Xianrou left the stage in tears, and the host encouraged Gao Yuanqiao who stayed behind and asked him to choose a mentor to PK.

Everyone is waiting for Gao Yuanqiao's choice.

Jiang Qing relaxed her body, leaned back, and folded her arms around her chest.

If the contestant wins the battle with the mentor, they can directly enter the final, otherwise they will enter the semi-final.

Gao Yuanqiao looked around, without leaving any suspense, and said directly: "I choose Teacher Su Hongru."

Jiang Qing was slightly surprised.

"I like teacher Su Hongru's drama very much, but I am not strong enough. This may be my only chance to cooperate with him." Gao Yuanqiao said honestly.

The corners of Jiang Qing's mouth were slightly curved, and she took the lead in applauding: "Have courage."

Su Hongru, who picks the most powerful ones from the very beginning, is really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers.

He also quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and then there is no need to worry about it.

The second group is a pair of men and women, all middle-aged actors with strong strength, which finally made this show show what it should be.

And Jiang Qing released a real rainbow fart this time: "The performances of the two seniors are wonderful, full of emotions, full of emotions, easy to retract and release, and solid lines. They have achieved the basic qualities that an actor should have, which really makes me feel awe Respect!"

Audience: I'm actually a little used to rainbow farts...

The final decision of the three mentors took turns. This time, Wen Jiaxin voted for the actress, and the actress also chose Teacher Wen Jiaxin.

The recording time is very long. After this group is over, there is a short break.

He got up to go to the bathroom. The actors have a special bathroom, and there will be fewer people.After being comfortable, he walked to the washstand, squeezed some hand sanitizer and rubbed his hands carefully.

There were pattering footsteps outside, smooth and rhythmic, intertwined with the sound of water.

He turned off the faucet, noticed that the footsteps stopped at the door, turned his head to look, and was taken aback for a moment.

Lin Xun leaned against the door and said with a smile, "What a coincidence."

"Unfortunately, I know you're here to participate in the show." He shook his hand, took out a tissue to wipe it, and threw it into the trash can.

Lin Xun lowered his head and smiled, then poked the ground with his toes, and said, "Teacher Jiang, teach me two tricks."

"what?"

Lin Xun stepped forward, stopped beside him, and looked into the mirror: "I want to play your role, how can I be more like you?"

Jiang was slightly surprised, and then thought about it, it was something the program team would do.

He looked up at the mirror, frowned slightly, and said in a deep voice: "You are acting in a play, and you have to fit the role. I am just an interpreter of the role, not a template for you to learn from."

"It makes sense." Lin Xun smiled, "The instructor asked me to watch your play at home, and now my mind is full of you."

"..."

Jiang Qing's index finger and middle finger were close together, and he leaned towards his forehead, just like Gao Yuanqiao on the stage just now, but the emotion in his eyes was shallower and lower, adding a little fear for no reason, like a fist on his forehead Real cold gun.

"Perform well and don't ruin my work."

Lin Xun blinked: "Yessir."