I blow my rainbow fart

After drinking for three rounds, it was getting late, and people with families and relatives came to pick people up and go home.

Gao Yuanqiao stayed again, and Yang Meng also strongly demanded to stay overnight, his heart is a bitch.

Fortunately, Lin Xun had already made preparations and cleared out a few guest rooms in the morning, so it would be easy for two people to live there.As for Sang Yi, there is a room dedicated to her in Jiang Qing's house.

In the early morning, Jiang Qing was woken up by peeing. He scratched his hair, went downstairs to find water, and met Gao Yuanqiao who also got up to pee.

With half-empty eyes, he asked, "Would you like some water?"

"Drink." Gao Yuanqiao took the cup, looked it up and down, a little surprised, "Brother, why...you can still get out of bed so early?"

"What, should I be sealed on the bed?" Jiang Qing raised her head to drink water, closed her eyes tiredly, and planned to sleep again.

"No, I mean..." Gao Yuanqiao looked around, even though it was only the two of them, he still leaned closer and whispered, "Didn't you do it last night?"

Hearing this, Jiang Qing's brain turned for a few seconds, and suddenly opened his eyes: "Do...what to do! You are so dirty!"

Gao Yuanqiao's eyes widened: "Could it be that you haven't done it all this time?"

Jiang Qing looked away guiltily.

"My God, brother Lin Xun is really kind, but he is not willing to touch you yet." Gao Yuanqiao paused, "You confessed like that last night..."

Confession?Jiang Qing paused the action, activated the backtracking function, and finally picked out a terrible scene from the fragmented memory of several fragments!

The hand that drank the water trembled slightly.

He put down his cup, coughed weakly, and changed the subject: "Does that have to be done?"

"There is no one who doesn't want to do the most intimate things with his lover, unless he can't." Gao Yuanqiao seemed to have discovered some terrible secret, and looked at him in horror and worry.

"Go away, he's going." Jiang Qing slapped him on the head, "It's thick and big, it's your gay dream chicken."

"Haven't you guys never done it before? How do you know he can do it?" Gao Yuanqiao rubbed his head, "Ah! I see, you are just one step away."

"..."

"Hey, it seems that Brother Lin Xun is afraid that you are not mentally prepared yet,"

"..."

After Gao Yuanqiao finished drinking the water, he turned around and wanted to go back to his room, but someone grabbed him by the back of his neck, and he turned around: "Senior brother?"

Jiang Qing stared at him fiercely, and asked: "Tell me, what should you do in the last step?"

After Jiang Qing returned to the cage after sleeping, it was almost afternoon, and Gao Yuanqiao and Yang Meng had already left.

He was eating lunch, and said depressedly: "It's normal to go back to Wutong Township one by one, why is Yang Meng going with him?"

Lin Xun poured another bowl of soup for him: "It is said that he is going to go to City H on a business trip, and I will send the next one by the way, so that she won't get lost."

"You look down on our family, don't you?" Jiang Qing sneered, and when he woke up from sleepiness, he suddenly understood, and gradually widened his eyes, "Is Yang Meng uneasy and kind?!"

Lin Xun laughed and said, "Every man who approaches Yiyi, do you feel uneasy and kind?"

"Yes." Jiang Qing nodded affirmatively, "Yiyi is beautiful, but lacks a brain, which is especially attractive to liars."

"Don't worry about others first, you should worry about yourself first."

"What do I have to worry about?"

Lin Xun smiled: "You uttered the truth after drinking last night, and Xu Jiacheng and their partners teased you to post a Weibo."

Jiang Qingru was struck by lightning, and the chopsticks fell on the table with a bang, and she quickly opened Weibo, her eyes darkened.

@江青: My baby is the best looking!No one will change! ! ! 【angry】【angry】【angry】

Jiang Qing: ... Listen to my sophistry!This was done by the drunk Jiang Qing, it's none of my business!

There are already 10,000+ comments in the comment area.

"Wow, gently, is this showing affection?"

"Yes, your baby is the best to see! So when will you show us!"

"After lightly falling in love, it seems that some kind of switch has been turned on. Who did you learn this arrogant way of throwing dog food?"

"At this point in time, is the party over? There is no suspicious person in the party photos. Could it be that you only care about gathering with friends, and now you are showing love to your partner online?"

"Wait, who is the target?! There are only three women in the party photos, one is over forty, one is an assistant, and one is not single. Any one of them is very exciting!"

"The expensive circle is really chaotic."

"Don't make wild guesses! I said lightly that she is an ordinary person! You must protect her privacy! Maybe our daughter-in-law is just outside the camera!"

"Broaden your horizons! Look at who is sitting next to Jiang Qing! I don't care, today is another day of looking for relatives!"

"Come on, everyone tastes the beautiful love of looking for relatives [fanart] x9"

"Why don't you stop me! I'm drunk, are you still bullying me with them?" Jiang Qing asked after saving the fanart.

Lin Xun is like a spring breeze: "The opportunity is rare, and I don't want to miss it."

Jiang Qing was speechless, she put down the bowl and chopsticks and was ready to go home: "I'm done eating, let's take my leave."

"Tsk tsk, you reveal your true feelings behind your back, you dare not say anything in person, young man." Lin Xun said complacently.

Jiang Qing stopped, turned around and shouted: "Whoever said that I dare not say!"

"Then tell me."

Jiang Qing put his hips on his hips: "I!...I, I'll go first, bye." After finishing speaking, he ran away in despair.

Lin Xunwu laughed to himself for a while, after tidying up the dishes, he took out his mobile phone, admired the screenshot of the Weibo post for a while, his eyes flashed, and he opened QQ to chat privately.

[Picking Girl's Little Mushroom]: Little Match, let me tell you good news, I'm in love [Penguin Circle]

[Selling Girl's Little Match]: Wow, me too! [shy]

[Picking Girl's Little Mushroom]: We are really destined, and Jiang Qing is also in love, that's great.

[Selling Girl's Little Matches]: Yes.

【Red envelope】

Lin Xun froze for a moment, clicked to open it, and it was 66 yuan.He transferred back 88 yuan.

After a while, the other party transferred 666 yuan, and he transferred another 888 yuan.

Soon, the other party transferred 8888 yuan, and he transferred back 9999 yuan.

However, both of them didn't collect the money, just like a competition, seeing the amount getting bigger and bigger, Jiang Qing couldn't help asking: [Where did you get so much money, aren't you a primary school student? 】

[Picking Girl's Little Mushroom]: I'm not, why do you want to transfer money?

Because... you blessed Jiang Qing!You are a good sister!Of course I'm embarrassed to say such things, Jiang Qing editor said: [The gift money for you, and, you are not a primary school student, why did you have to chat with me for so long? 】

[Little Match for Selling Girls]: Are you a primary school student?

Jiang Qing felt guilty and dared not reply to the message.

[Picking Girl's Little Mushroom]: Do you want to meet?

[Selling Girl's Little Matches]: No, no, I have a lot of homework, goodbye!

In the afternoon, Lin Xun invited him to go to the supermarket together, and he was going to prepare some necessities for the New Year.

Jiang Qing readily agreed, this year finally she doesn't have to go to Shu Tong's house for dinner.As soon as he entered the supermarket, he separated from Lin Xun, looked around on the shelves, thinking about things silently.

In the next few days, Lin Xun also appeared and disappeared. Lin Xun roughly guessed what he was doing, but pretended not to see it, and planned to wait until that day to see the surprise.

On the 29th of the twelfth lunar month, the Sturgeon studio in the river sent congratulations to Boss Lin, and friends in the circle forwarded the congratulations one after another.

The lavenders prepared a lot of gifts for the company, so Lin Xun asked the fan management staff to give red envelopes to the people in the group, and Jiang Qing even snatched a big one.

Afterwards, I saw that everyone was big, but he had the worst luck!He didn't give Lin Xun a good face all morning, and Lin Xun coaxed him and sent him several big red envelopes and kisses for a while before giving up.

In the afternoon, Jiang Qing ran out and stayed in the bakery for two hours, carrying a box of ugly and broken cakes with a sad face.

Lin Xun rubbed his head, put the cake in the refrigerator, and wanted to eat some tofu later, but he ran away again.

Half an hour later, Jiang Qing ran to the door panting, holding a large bunch of bright red roses in his hand: "Here you are."

"Thank you." Lin Xun took it, wanting to take advantage of the atmosphere to eat some more tofu, but as soon as his hands touched the back of his head, Jiang Qing pushed him away and ran outside again, "I'll go shopping again."

Lin Xun sat at home counting roses like a bitter woman: "One, he'll be right back, two, he won't be back in an hour, three, he'll be back..."

After counting 99 flowers, he finally smiled: "I'll be right back!"

The doorbell remembered at this moment, and he opened the door happily, but his face was longer than a donkey.

The courier smiled naively: "Hello, courier in the same city, may I have an autograph?"

Lin Xun signed his name in despair, went back to the house and opened the express box, which contained twelve small blue velvet gift boxes. After opening one by one, a row of watches...

In the next second, there was a new message on WeChat.

Fried-haired little neighbor: [You seem to like the watch I endorsed, I specially ordered a series! 】

Stupid pig! :【When will you come back? 】

Fried-haired little neighbor: [Hurry up, man, it's normal to be busy outside! 】

Lin Xun smiled, changed his note, and promoted from a small neighbor to a small lover.

At the same time, Jiang Qing also felt that this remark was a bit of an eyesore, so after thinking about it, she changed it to - dear stinky pig!

At dusk and sunset, Lin Xun sat alone in the room, sighing alone, he knew that he would not let Jiang Qing act alone, and he still missed him.

But when I think of these gifts from this stunned young man, it's funny and at the same time very cute.It’s probably because I haven’t given a gift to my loved one before. It’s the first time I celebrate my birthday together. I just want to be like other boys. I want to make a cake myself, I want to send 99 roses, and I want to give my lover something that I like... It’s really silly and cute .

It's almost night, why don't you come back? !

He's going to be angry!

What gift can I give on the big night! ...Wait, could it be...Could it be...Jiang Qing is going to send...ahem!

ah!Why don't you take a shower first!

This shower was so long that I almost peeled off a layer of skin, and the hair was blown out of style with my hands, and I sprayed some hairspray at the end.Immediately, he felt that it was impossible, what if Jiang Qing bit his hair when something happened?

So the person who just took a shower went in to take a shower again, and halfway through the shower, he came out in a bathrobe.Take that bunch of roses to the bathroom, soak in the bathtub and tear off the petals, Lin Xun tonight will be a fragrant and unpretentious Lin Xun!

"Do it? Don't do it? Do it? Don't do it..." Lin Xun counted while pulling, until he reached the last petal, "No...impossible! I don't believe it! He wouldn't do this to me!! !"

Ding-dong-

It was the voice that Weibo paid special attention to. He reached out to pick up the mobile phone on the shelf next to him, clicked on it, and Jiang Qing sent a new Weibo.

It's a video without accompanying text. The background of the video is a classroom in the Jolie Art Center. Jiang Qing is sitting in front of a piano, playing the song "Happy Birthday" attentively, and finally presses the last key. Looking at the camera, he smiled slowly.

Lin Xun's eyes softened, and he watched the video over and over again.

Although no words were spoken throughout the video, everyone knew who it was played for.

"Ahhh! Baby Jiang Qing is so good! It's so sweet!"

"The cliff is in love! Such a sweet smile is only for the person I like!"

"Although Jiang Qing is in love, I still believe in finding relatives!!! Finding relatives szd!!!"

"Daughter-in-law, I'm sorry, I'm going to watch my son and his brother do orthopedics tonight!"

"Ahhh, this is the first time for Qingqing to play the piano publicly! I didn't know he could play the piano before! He really knows how to whine!"

"Tch, there's no fuss about just playing the piano. Now who can't play the piano, that one, Lin Xun can play better than him. He even played with Julie."

Coincidentally, this comment was turned over by Julie.

@朱丽回得@小青: I have been friends with Lin Xun for a few years, and Jiang Qing, I only taught video for half an hour. There must be a gap between the two.But Jiang Qing was able to learn my "mysoul" in half an hour, which is already very good [cute]

Netizens: ! ! !

So what is the relationship between Lin Xun and Julie? !

What is the relationship between Julie and Jiang Qing? !

Seriously terrified! ! !

"Ah, ah, Julie actually went off in person! When will next year's tour start?!"

"I feel that the dimension wall is broken! My favorite pianist taught my favorite CP! I have enough in this life, really enough"

"What "mysoul"? Didn't Jiang Qing only play the song Happy Birthday?"

"Big guts! You actually questioned sister Zhu Li's words! Jiang Qing knows it! Will he play for you? How old are you? It's a big deal not to be bold!"

Lin Xun raised his eyebrows, and was about to ask Julie why she still had time to play Weibo and where "mysoul" was, when a new message popped up on WeChat.

Playing video of "mysoul".

A stumbling but serious soul.

Little lover: [This song is so difficult!I still can’t learn well, you should teach me in the future, it’s too much trouble for Julie]

Dear stupid fart pig! : [Okay, come back soon]

Turning his head, Lin Xun posted Jiang Qing's "mysoul" video online.

@Lin Xun: mysoul is here.

A pun, perfect!

"OMG, I guessed it!!!"

"Looking for relatives is locked! Even if Jiang Qing and Lin Xun are both married, I will still love fiercely! These two must be together!!!"

"Hey, what kind of love do you think Jiang Qing is talking about? Wouldn't it be nice to play with Lin Xun until he grows old? Our family-hunting team will never fail!"

"Hey! Jiang Qing is so cute when he plays the piano seriously! He made a wrong note in the middle, and he shook his head in disgust hahahaha!"

"Wow, listen! Soul is the song Julie gave to Jane back then, and now Jiang Qing gave it to Lin Xun... yo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Jiang Qing was not in a hurry to read the comments on the Internet. Anyway, Jing Shan and Shu Tong were always in charge. After the two knew about their relationship, they put up all their energy to deal with the public opinion. And the two of them usually don't shy away from it too much. It will be a matter of time before they make it public. They can only control and comment on the Internet, and by the way, gain favorability from other aspects.

Not long after, there were drafts on the Internet that Jiang Qing could play the piano, ride a horse, shoot and other talents.

Back home, Jiang Qing entered the password of Lin Xun's home (Jiang Qing's birthday), searched around, only to find that he was in the bathroom, opened the door and took a look, and took a deep breath!

This bitch, running around thinking about presents by himself, is exhausted to death.It's good for him to secretly take a milk rose petal bath at home alone!There is also aromatherapy next to it!This is so coquettish!

He regretted it, his soulmate shouldn't be like this!

"I'm back." Lin Xun blinked at him angrily, "Taking a bath? Let's go together."

"No appointment, thank you!"

"It's such a pity, it smells so good." Lin Xun stood up, walked out of the bathtub naked, with small drops of milk dripping on his body, picked up the towel next to him and prepared to wipe his body, "Thank you for your hard work today, Happy birthday."

"Wait." Jiang Qing reached out and snatched his bath towel, subconsciously poked the milk droplet with her fingers, it was white and tender, not slippery, and unconsciously rolled her Adam's apple.

Lin Xun glanced at him, and the corner of his mouth curled up: "Want to lick it?"

"...don't be so ashamed!"

Lin Xun: "Then do you want to?"

"...a little bit."

Jiang Qing took the initiative to hook his neck, sucking the water drops from his collarbone, his chin was lifted, his eyes met, Lin Xun chuckled, "I've bathed before, it's dirty."

"..."

"But I just finished a carton of milk in my mouth, sweet."

The two kissed, in a daze, Jiang Qing's clothes were almost ripped off.Lin Xun's eyes were deep, and he asked in his ear with forbearance and desire: "Do you want to eat other milk?"

Jiang Qing panted, it took a while for her brain to start spinning, she suddenly realized, her heart beat faster, the blood all over her body rushed to her face, and then spread to the surroundings.

"I'll do it." Lin Xun kissed his lips, then squatted down.

Jiang Qing almost couldn't stand still, she leaned her back against the wall and looked down at his hair twirling. Suddenly, he let out a heavy growl, grabbed his hair with his hands, raised his chin, the jaw line was distinct, and the tails of his eyes were blurry. in tears.

After finishing the milk, Lin Xun began to eat strawberries with milk again.After eating, you have to irrigate the fertile land under you with milk so that more delicious strawberries can grow.

The planting site cannot be selected in one place. The bathroom is a good place to loosen the soil, but it is not conducive to large-scale land reclamation, especially for this kind of virgin land. You must use correct techniques and enough patience, and use auxiliary tools , in order to better dredge the pipeline.

Then save the seeds in the bedroom before sowing, so as to ensure that the soil is not damaged, the reclamation postures are more varied, and the watering effect can also achieve the best effect.

During planting, the soil may be uncomfortable at first, and you need to be gentle and precise in finding the most fertile areas of the soil.At this time, the soil will become soft. Repeat this several times. The soil is in urgent need of nutrient solution. At this time, the whole root can be submerged and the seeds can be sown.

Don't think that this is the end of the matter. In order to ensure the effect, the growers will sow repeatedly. In the end, not only strawberries may be planted, but also varieties such as lotus and navel oranges.

……

After tossing and tossing for most of the night, Jiang Qing completely disarmed and surrendered, feeling drowsy, feeling that Lin Xun was holding him to take a bath in a daze, his whole body was like a squeezed orange, without a single drop!

The sheets were already dirty, so Lin Xun directly changed to another room to sleep.

Jiang Qing didn't even bother to open her eyes, she just fell asleep,

Lin Xun's finger slowly slid down on his brow bone, thinking of those peach blossom eyes soaked in water mist just now, he only called his name, and completely gave himself up to himself.

For Jiang Qing who erected the outer shell, this was a great surprise. Thinking of this, in an instant, the dry heart was swept away like a spring breeze, and it kept beating non-stop.

He picked up his phone and took another picture of the sleeping face of the other party.

After thinking about it, he clicked on Weibo, and at 04:30 in the morning, he posted the first Weibo of the new year.

@林向: After one-third of my life, I met half of me unexpectedly and happily.

Putting down the phone, the sleeping person in his arms murmured, "Good night, I love you."

The author has something to say: come to get the number plate of love, pay attention to find the key words (if you don’t know what’s going on, read the previous chapter).

4. The Weibo name is the same as the pseudonym

9. In order to maintain my pure and elegant image, I have set fans to be visible, you can follow and then cancel

X. If you get the number plate, just look at it yourself, don't say it in the comment area

5. Because this is a benefit for genuine fathers!Don't let the literary ghost father outside find out!

Alright, go! Beep beep——

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: I really can’t make up a nickname, 10 bottles of Yase; 4 bottles of Luocha; 2 bottles of plates;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!