I blow my rainbow fart

The crew worked in an orderly manner. After filming for more than half a month, they got to know each other a lot, and the cooperation became more and more in tune.

The staff found that these leading actors have no airs in private, they don't know how to play big names, and occasionally they help arrange props and pick up garbage, and when they are free, they still have melons to eat!What an amazing crew!

On this day, several young staff surrounded Lin Xun to eat melons, mainly because they were afraid to ask the person concerned.

"Lin Xun Lin Xun, tell us about Jiang Qing's fairy love story."

Lin Xun sat in the middle of the crowd and took the fruits they handed him: "Okay, what do you want to hear?"

"How did they know each other?"

Lin Xun recalled, "Well... the first time we really met was at the hotel."

Staff: It's so fucking exciting! ! !Is this still a story of sex first and love later?The promised pure school drama!

Staff member: "And then what? How did you know and love each other?"

Lin Xun said: "Then they participated in the show together, and his partner found that Xiao Jiangqing was serious and responsible, cute, funny, and well-groomed, as if it had grown into his heart."

Staff: Ahhhhh!so sweet!The show I participated in must be "I Am an Actor". Although Xu Jiacheng was eliminated in the first round, Jiang Qing definitely avoided suspicion!And at that time, Jiang Qing even praised Xu Jiacheng for a few words!As for... Xiao Jiangqing?Ah, Xu Jiacheng is already 29, indeed three years older than Jiang Qing!What kind of sweet sibling love is this! ! !

Staff: "What happened later? Who confessed first?"

Lin Xun replied, "His target."

Staff: Xu Jia presents a big batch!

Staff member: "Did Jiang Qing agree right away, and then quickly started an underground relationship?"

Lin Xun shook his head and sighed: "No, Xiao Jiangqing always rejects people, and they haven't started an underground relationship yet." To be precise, it's stealing, kissing, masturbation, and even sex. Not even TAT

Ever since he helped Jiang Qing solve his physical problems for the first time, the other party seemed to have opened the door to a new world. When he knocked on the door at night, he was never kicked out.

Although they are still friends by hand, he is still the tool every time!But after each time, seeing Jiang Qing's wet and red eyes and his collapsed appearance, he was as happy as hitting a home run!

But hard work pays off, no, Jiang Qing finally offered to help him last night after enjoying a few nights.Although the technique is a little rusty, the rhythm and frequency are not well grasped. If he didn't have great love in his heart, he would have finished the work by relying on his own psychological orgasm.

Jiang Qing's face turned red like never before, even redder than the sunset yesterday evening, her small appearance is so cute, she wished she could rua him on the spot.In fact, he did just that, kissing Ben while ruaing his head.

As a result, the little scumbag refused to recognize anyone when he woke up, kicked him out of the bed, blew up his hair in a few words, and ignored him, only playing with Xu Jiacheng and Duan Jiaxu, and now he is still playing with his life outside... watching other people filming Woolen cloth!

The staff members were still immersed in Jiang Xu's fairy love, and couldn't help feeling: "Hey, it's a bit miserable for you to be in the entertainment industry. You are obviously in love with each other, so you can't make it public."

Lin Xun nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes."

Staff: "Hey!"

Lin Xun: "Hey!"

Lin Xun: So I have said so much, do you understand what I mean?

Staff: We will take good care of this suffering couple!

Jiang Qing was chatting with Xu Jiacheng and the others, when he suddenly found a group of staff coming out of the lounge, like a group of zombies, approaching here, and he didn't know who the target was.

The next moment, a "zombie" stiffened his limbs and exaggeratedly "sprained his feet" and pushed Xu Jiacheng forward with an "ouch".

"Ah!!" Xu Jiacheng was caught off guard and fell forward, bumping into Jiang Qing, who subconsciously supported her, "Thank you."

"It's okay." Jiang Qing supported the person and looked at the staff member, but the other party was not ashamed and gave him a thumbs up, which made him confused.

Immediately afterwards, he saw Lin Xun walking out, with a faint smile on his face, his eyes swept over, and his face drooped immediately.

Jiang Qing froze for a moment, quickly pushed Xu Jiacheng away, raised her hands high, and made a gesture of surrender.

Staff: "Hey! You're still shy!"

Everyone started booing and yelling, Xu Jiacheng, who thought it was nothing at first, suddenly blushed and told them to shut up, but the sound became louder instead, she looked around and ran away blushing.

Jiang Qing: "..."

Miss, don't go!Once you leave, how can I explain it!

……Um?Why should I explain?To whom?snort!

The scene manager called everyone to get ready, and the irrelevant personnel stood aside, and the shooting was about to start.

Jiang Qing walked towards the center of the camera and caught a glimpse of Lin Xun walking over. The two of them stared ahead, motionless, watching them clear the scene.The people around gradually dispersed, but the excitement of gossip was still on their faces.

"Just now... I didn't take the initiative to hug her." Jiang said softly, looking at the crowd.

Lin Xun also kept his composure: "Oh, that's her throwing herself into her arms, so you just go with the flow."

"No. Someone pushed her."

"Why did you push her? If something goes wrong, you can call the police and detain her." Lin Xun said in a deep voice, his face as dark as the bottom of a pot, "Who pushed her?"

Who dare to say who this is?Jiang Qing curled her lips: "I'm an actor, this kind of physical contact is essential, maybe there will be sex scenes in the future."

After speaking, Lin Xun's face turned darker.

Jiang Qing immediately ran away: "It's filming, it's filming."

Lin Xun said leisurely: "I am also an actor, and I also have sex scenes."

Jiang Qing paused and looked back at him, but Lin Xun raised his chin and walked in the opposite direction.

"Jiang Qing, Lin Xun, get ready." Su Hongru yelled with a loudspeaker, "Where's Xu Jiacheng? What? He blushed and ran away?"

"Director Su, I'm here!" Xu Jiacheng ran over out of nowhere, "I'm not blushing, but I have nothing to do now!"

Su Hongru: "Just watch from the side." I'll give you a chance to look at Jiang Qing in an open and aboveboard manner!

Xu Jiacheng: "Huh?"

Su Hongru hated iron for being weak, turned a corner and said, "Is Jiang Qing's acting skills good? Do you admire him?"

Xu Jiacheng replied honestly: "Worship."

Su Hongru: "Then do you want to study here aboveboard?"

Xu Jiacheng clenched his fists: "Yes! Jiang Qing is the best! His scene with Lin Xun is so exciting!"

Onlookers: Just know!Speaking of Jiang Qing's eyes are shining!

Late at night, uninhabited forest.

Meng Xuan wandered around inside alone, calling for help, but the echo echoed around him, but no one came to save him.

He knew that Amur was here, and he was waiting to see what he had to do.Thinking of this, he felt relieved, and simply found some dry branches, drilled wood to make fire, and lit a small fire.Another ready-made rabbit was caught on a mouse trap and roasted on the fire, and the aroma soon wafted out.

"Amur, are you hungry? Do you want to eat?" He called out in Vita dialect.

No one answered him.He just tore open one of the rabbit's legs, put it aside with disgust, and ate the other.

Suddenly, an iron claw firmly grasped the rabbit's leg. He followed his gaze and saw Amur sitting on a tall tree.

"Why did you bring me here?" he asked.

Amur gnawed on his leg and smashed his head with a bone, causing him to run away, laughing loudly: "Useless trash."

Meng Xuan patted the bones on his body and saw that he had finished eating, so he sat back and continued adding firewood: "Amur, let's be friends."

"Friend?" Amur sneered, picked up the slingshot in his hand, and shot down a flying bird, which happened to land next to Meng Xuan's fire. "It's roasted. What is a friend?"

"Don't you have any friends?"

"No." He has parents, a beautiful fiancée, heartfelt subordinates, and Vita people. Everyone likes him, and that's enough.

"What does a friend do?" Amur asked.

"Friends can..." Meng Xuan wanted to talk about drinking and talking, but his Weta talk hadn't reached this level, so he said it more generally, "I will give you a rabbit's leg, and you will give me Shoot birds."

Amur got angry: "That's what I ate! It's not for you!"

Meng Xuan laughed a few times: "Amur, let's be friends, you teach me to hunt, and I'll teach you Chinese, okay?"

"Not good! Why should I learn Chinese!?"

"Because..." Meng Xuan held up a tree branch with a roasted bird on it, "it."

Amur swallowed, and hooked it up with iron claws, but still did not agree to Meng Xuan's request.

After a while, there was a rustling sound from behind, and Amur said with a sly smile, "Heh, a little thing is looking for you."

Immediately afterwards, a huge yellow figure slowly came out of the forest. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be an adult tiger with sharp pupils, growling lowly, walking towards Meng Xuan smelling the scent.

"Ahhhh!" Meng Xuan put down his things and ran to the foot of Amur's tree, trying his best to climb up, but he couldn't climb up no matter what, and was so anxious that he was about to cry.

Amur laughed even harder.

"Amur save me!"

"I can't save it. Just let it eat two bites. It hasn't eaten human flesh for a long time."

"It still eats?!"

"Yes, there was someone who wanted to defect to the Gaha tribe before." Amur smiled innocently, "Then I gave this little tiger a big meal."

"Ah, ah, it's coming! Help me, Amur!" Meng Xuan crawled all over in a panic.

The tiger was only a few meters away from him, and it roared, scaring Meng Xuan into tears.

"Hahahahaha!" Amur shook his legs, leaning forward and backward laughing.Then he took the hemp rope hanging on the branch and jumped down in twos and threes.

The rope is full of sharp needles, just tie it with a rope and kill it with a tool.

Meng Xuan cried while watching Amur nimbly wrapping the tiger's head, and the other end of the rope was already firmly tied to the tree trunk.

The tiger struggled with its head and went mad. Amur took the opportunity to put the rope loops on its left front leg and right hind leg. The lowered rope was thrown to Meng Xuan: "Go and tie it!"

Meng Xuan immediately ran to another tree to tie the rope, with tears still on his face.

Amur took out his ax and chopped off the tiger's head.

Meng Xuan turned around and saw the tiger roaring and struggling violently, but the iron thorns on the rope penetrated deeper into its body, and Amur's movements became faster and faster, slashing his face several times one after another. , blood burst out.

For many years to come, Meng Xuan would always think of this scene. A 17-year-old boy beheaded a tiger in the middle of the night. The blood stained his entire fair face red, reflecting the killing intent in his eyes. The tiger's voice resounded through the entire forest .

Then, the boy wiped his face, and a innocent and complacent smile suddenly appeared on his blood-stained face.

At this time, Meng Xuan was shocked. After this young man grew up to be the king of the grassland, would anyone be able to subdue him?

Perhaps, in the young man's eyes, all the nobles and ministers are just like the beasts in front of them, as long as they are in danger, they will be killed by the sword.

Just as Amur dismembered the tiger, a tiger cub came out not far away, babbling and roaring softly, staring at the tigers on the ground, watching them vigilantly and viciously.

"Okay, there is another one." Amur was a little excited, and slowly picked up his tool.

"Amur, don't hurt it!" Meng Xuan suddenly grabbed his arm, "Its mother is gone, let it go."

Amur looked at him puzzled: "If we don't kill it, it will eat us in the future. Besides, the meat of the cub is delicious."

Meng Xuan sighed inwardly, and persuaded him in another way: "Wouldn't it be more powerful to kill it when it grows up? It will have more meat then."

"It makes sense, this one is enough for everyone to share, so let's raise it first." After Amur finished speaking, he tied up the cub skillfully and prepared to take it back for domestication.

Meng Xuan: "..."

There were too many things, so Amur sent out a signal to wait for his subordinates to come, and went to see if there was anything else.

Meng Xuan followed him and said in a rambling manner, "Amur, have you ever thought about keeping them at home? Hunting is not only dangerous, but some prey are inedible and easy to get sick."

Amur looked around with a piece of hay in his mouth: "We won't."

Some ancestors also tried to raise poultry, but the prey were particularly disobedient, so they were slaughtered with a knife, and no one mentioned it again.

It's so convenient to hunt, and you don't need to mow grass and feed every day, let the prey grow up by themselves, and then eat them, which saves trouble!

Meng Xuan: "That's because you don't know how to do it. I see that there are a lot of birds here. I can teach you."

Amur looked back at him, but didn't say anything, so Meng Xuan pulled his clothes and saw that there was a lot of blood on his face, which looked scary. It happened that there was a spring not far away, so she held the water and gave it to him. He washes his face.

Amur stared at him blankly, the cool water washed away the dried blood, and suddenly, he plunged into the spring pool.

"Amur, Amur!" Meng Xuan couldn't see clearly, only knew that there was no movement on the surface of the water, and hurriedly went into the water to fish for him, only to find that he was submerged up to his waist.

At this time, someone under the water pulled his leg hard, and he fell in and jumped out of the water. Seeing Amur staring at him intently, his eyes were as clean as spring water, completely different from the bloody man just now. two people.

Meng Xuan: "Are you okay?"

Amur laughed suddenly, with a clear voice, and then moved his hands in the water, the bell and the sound of the water intertwined, and the two played with splashing water childishly.

When the people from the tribe found them, the two were lying by the fire, their clothes half-dried, and neither spoke.

After that day, Amur was still guarding Meng Xuan, but he did not stop him from teaching Chinese to everyone.He also followed Meng Xuan's suggestion and opened a so-called private school, teaching women and children during the day and hunting men at night.

At the beginning, everyone thought it was new, but soon some men gave up. Hunting is already very hard work. Who wants to learn such weird words!

However, women and children love learning very much, children learn quickly, and women are attracted to Meng Xuan's other skill - growing vegetables and raising poultry.

Meng Xuan taught them to judge the weather by observing the changes of the stars at night, check the quality of the soil, sow seeds and weeds according to local conditions, and make farm tools... All these greatly reduced the labor force of women and were very useful.

At the same time, he also fenced the land, delineated the area for each household, divided the prey that Amur brought back, and told them how to remove lice, shave their hair, and feed them healthily...At first, everyone didn't want to raise them at home, but when they saw them When Meng Xuan trained the cubs brought back by Amur to be very obedient, they all showed envious eyes.

It didn't take long for Meng Xuan, a helpless man, to become the second most popular young man in the tribe.

As a result, Amur felt an unprecedented crisis...

In a blink of an eye, I have been on the set for more than a month, and the filming progress is almost halfway through, and the weather is getting colder and colder, so I have to put on a heavy coat sooner or later.

When getting off work one day, Jiang Qing suddenly found a very interesting flower in the forest: "What kind of flower is that?"

The petals are dark blue, surrounded by orange-yellow calyx, and supported by a spathe below. The spathe is green and has a gradual purple-red root, but the strangest thing is that its tail is slender and sharp, Coupled with a few flowers, it looks like a crane standing in the bushes.

"Strelitzia." Lin Xun replied.

"How do you know?" Jiang Qing looked at him curiously.

"I planted some in the garden at home, and my little cousin likes to pick its flowers the most." Lin Xun said helplessly, raising his eyebrows suddenly, "Do you know what its flower language is?"

Jiang Qing was already familiar with his urination, so she turned her head and walked back: "I don't want to."

Lin Xun said to himself: "Its flower language is no matter when, no matter where, never forget that the one you love is waiting for you."

"I won't listen, I won't listen!" Jiang Qing covered her ears.

Lin Xun laughed, pulled his hand away, and said, "It also has a flower language, I think you will like it."

Jiang Qinghong's ears were red, and when she was about to run, she heard him say: "It is a bird that can fly to heaven, and can bring all kinds of emotions and longings to heaven."

Jiang Qing was startled, looked at him for a few seconds, then slowly turned her head to look at Strelitzia in the distance.

"Do you want it?" Lin Xun asked softly.

It was rare for Jiang Qing not to say what he meant, so she nodded.

"Jiang Qing, Lin Xun, how about you come and see this scene." Su Hongru yelled with a loudspeaker.

Jiang Qing came back to her senses: "Let's go."

The two looked at the camera, and one of them had to make up for it.Su Hongru ordered people to prepare, Jiang Qing went back to the dressing room to touch up her makeup, but Lin Xun did not follow.

A few minutes later, the sky outside suddenly darkened.

"Is it going to rain?" The make-up artist turned on the light in the room, opened the window and looked at the sky, and the black clouds covered the city in an instant, "It may be a heavy rainstorm."

After the words fell, the staff outside evacuated things in a hurry: "Hurry up, don't let the machine get wet."

Everyone moved things in a busy and orderly manner, and it didn't take long for the house to be almost cleaned up. People were standing around the house, waiting for the rainstorm.

There will be no filming for a while, so Jiang Qing gets up and walks to the door, looks among the crowd, sees Sang Yi, but doesn't see Lin Xun.

The torrential rain came suddenly, and the raindrops hit the eaves, blowing in with a strong wind, and everyone went into the house one after another.

He walked up to Sang Yi and asked, "Where's Lin Xun?"

"He just said something and went out."

"Where did you go? Why haven't you come back yet?"

"He didn't say anything, I thought he had come back." Sang Yi said.

Jiang Qing went back to the house to find a big umbrella and rushed into the heavy rain.

"Hey, why did Jiang Qing go out!" The staff shouted from behind, "Come back soon! It's raining heavily outside!"

Another staff member suddenly said: "Ah! Xu Jiacheng hasn't come back yet!"

Xu Jiacheng's assistant said, "I can't get through on the phone!"

Jiang Qing supported the umbrella stand with his hands, feeling that it might be blown over at any time. The rain was so heavy that within a few minutes, his pants were wet.

Seeing a figure in front of him, he ran up immediately, but it turned out to be Xu Jiacheng, who was drenched in water, raised his voice and said, "Jiang Qing! Why are you here! It's raining heavily!"

"Where did you go alone?"

"I went...to make a phone call, and it rained heavily!" Xu Jiacheng said.

"Go back with your umbrella."

"how about you?"

"I'll go look for Lin Xun."

"Do you know where he is?"

"……should know."

Xu Jiacheng took the umbrella and walked a few steps forward, then suddenly turned around, looking at the figure running wildly in the rain, a little puzzled—why didn't someone go back and bring the umbrella again?

But it's raining so much that it's useless to have an umbrella.Two brothers who love each other really well, she thought.

Jiang Qing only ran in one direction, and his intuition told him that that idiot Lin Xun should be there.But in his heart, he didn't want the other party to be there.

Lin Xun's affection for him was too heavy.

He has never dared to respond directly to the other party. He is very afraid, afraid that he may be too lacking in love, so before he can distinguish what kind of emotion it is, he clutches a straw and doesn't want to let go, restraining people for nothing.

I am even more afraid that I may not love someone, and I cannot give the other party a perfect answer.

And... he's an actor, and his mother was an actress.But Jiang Huai didn't allow her to act anymore and locked her up.

What he fears most is that one day, someone like Jiang Huai will force him to make a choice between family and career.

He has been anxious and restless, and he is often greedy for temperature.

The rain was getting heavier, and he was still wearing a heavy costume. The wrist bell jingled with his steps, and he stopped.

The bean-heavy rain splashed small splashes at the feet, and the rain dripped from the head. There was a mist in front of my eyes, and I couldn't tell whether it was rain or what.He wiped his watery eyes and stared straight at the man walking towards him.

Lin Xun quickened his pace, walked in front of him, stretched out his arms to do useless work, trying to block the heavy rain for him: "Why are you here? Let's go back."

"What are you doing here!" Jiang Qing couldn't help roaring, the rain was so loud that it drowned out the trill mixed in the voice.

The hair on Lin Xun's forehead dripped with water, slid down his deep facial features to his neck, and wet the robe on his body.

He smiled, opened the skirt of his clothes, and let Jiang Qing take a look at it with some pride, and there was a intact strelitzia orchid hidden in it: "I'll give you whatever you like."

Jiang Qing reached out and took out the Strelitzia japonica, and threw it on the ground: "I don't like it!"

Lin Xun was taken aback, and coaxed him: "Okay, I don't like it, I will remember it, don't be angry..."

"I don't like these flowers! I don't like sunrise and sunset! I don't like any of these idealistic romances!" Jiang Qing growled, suddenly put his arm around his shoulder, and kissed him, "I only like you."

"I know." Lin Xun laughed softly, mixed with Gan Lin, and returned a deep kiss.

The author has something to say: give a piece of candy to the children who have expired, and wish everyone a happy Children's Day!

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Qinqin; he raised his right hand and called 2 bottles; 1 bottle of plate;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!