I blow my rainbow fart

The landlord did not win the fight, but the people were fought.

After being severely beaten, Lin Xun had no choice but to let the tiger go back to the mountain.

I got up at six o'clock the next morning. After washing up, the two met on the set.

Jiang Qing was squatting on the ground eating buns, when she saw him coming, she turned her back to look at the staff.

Lin Xun picked up the toast and milk on the dining table and walked over, squatted beside him, and ate casually.

Xu Jiacheng thought there was some excitement to watch, so he also leaned over and squatted in a row.

Su Hongru, who was so busy that his calves were cramping, passed by, and kicked one of them: "Go, don't idle here and block the way, you are like a group of toads, you can't lose face."

The three of them patted their buttocks awkwardly, concentrated on eating, and then went to the dressing room to put on makeup.

The headgear was already done yesterday, and it only needs to be fixed on the head, but it is quite laborious. In addition to the makeup, it takes an hour to apply.

At a quarter past nine, Su Hongru sat on the director's chair outdoors, checked with the stage props for the last time, and looked at the actors who were getting ready in the distance before starting the first shot.

The envoy Meng Xuan set off from the capital with a group of horses, traveled thousands of miles, encountered bandits, saw wild animals, and finally arrived at the border of the Vita tribe after going through hardships.

But looking back, there were not a single follower left, some sacrificed, some disappeared, and in the end he was the only one left alive.She was dressed in a fine attire, her neatly tied hair was loose, and her clean hands were covered with a lot of black stains.

This short shot will be shot later, and the first shot today is the scene where Meng Xuan arrives at the Vita tribe.

"All departments are ready, action." Su Hongru said holding the pager.

Meng Xuan passed through a dense and secluded forest, and occasionally heard the low roar of ferocious beasts, but could not find the figure, only fear entrenched in his heart.

Seeing that the light ahead is even brighter, and the narrow road has opened up a bit, presumably it is an exit, so I can't help but quicken my pace.

Brushing off the branches on both sides, he stood at the exit and saw the endless grassland, the endless grassland, the three or five horses walking leisurely, and the sky flying birds...

Just as his heart relaxed, a huge hog suddenly sprang out from behind. It breathed out air from its nostrils, and its eyes glowed green as if it saw food.

Meng Xuan was used to rich clothes and fine food since she was a child, how could she have the time to parry this kind of ignorant beast, so she ran away.

But the more he ran, the more ferocious the pig chased him. Seeing that he was about to be eaten on the plate, his footsteps became more and more messy, and he fell directly to the ground. Move back.

Hog roared twice, walked towards him slowly, sniffed at his feet, fluttered its nostrils, opened its mouth, and bit his calf.

"Ah!!" He exclaimed, but the next moment he heard a sharp "buzz", which was the sound of a sharp arrow piercing through the air and hitting the target.

Zhu Yangtian neighed and writhed on his own.

Only then did he see that it had been shot in the back of the neck by an arrow.Then there was a sound of horseshoes from far to near, and several arrows landed on Hog's body one after another.

He fixed his eyes on the distance and saw a red figure galloping towards him. After gradually seeing it clearly, he realized that it was a young man with long hair blowing in the wind, accompanied by all the faint ringing of bells.

The young man held a big bow in his hand, and his movements were swift and vigorous, without fail.

The beast had stopped struggling and fell to the ground bleeding.

The horse stopped in front of him, and the young man looked down at him condescendingly, his eyes were as wild as a wild beast, but they were extremely beautiful, as clear as the sky at the moment.

Meng Xuan was bleeding from the wound and was in pain. He still maintained his courtesy and asked, "Thank you for your help, my lord. May I ask who is your lord?"

The boy stared at him without speaking.

"My lord, Meng Xuan, can you inquire about this matter with the young master? Do you know how the Vita tribe got away?"

The boy still didn't speak, and his eyes that were shining with light were a little confused.

"Sir?"

The young man got off his horse, walked around him, pulled his sleeves to look at him, squatted down and grabbed his legs, opened his coat, and saw the white trousers, with a curious expression on his face.

Meng Xuan pulled back her clothes with great difficulty and pressed down: "My lord, this is an indecent move."

The boy frowned, said something he didn't understand, and made a gesture to take off his clothes.

"It's absolutely impossible, this is my last set of clothes." Meng Xuan clutched her clothes, fell to the side, and fell into the pool of blood of the pig, the clothes that were already in a mess were even more ugly.

But the boy snorted, ignored him, took out a bundle of hemp rope, and tied the hog's limbs and neck.

After finishing these things, he blew a whistle, and not long after, several younger men came on horseback. They chirped and said something that Meng Xuan couldn't understand, and the young man looked at him contemptuously again. One glance, and then hand each end of the rope to several other teenagers.

The whistle sounded, and several horses galloped in different directions.

"……"vomit.

Meng Xuan, who has read a lot of poetry and books, saw the body divided by five horses for the first time. The blood splashed, and a few drops splashed on his face, and he almost vomited out.

The young man ordered the others to go back first, and then rode back around on horseback, chattering for a long time, and Meng Xuan also chattering for a long time.

Did not understand.

In a fit of rage, the young man picked him up and threw it on the horse, laying it horizontally in front of him.

The steed started to gallop, and Meng Xuan couldn't tell whether it was the pain in his leg that had been bitten, or the pain in his stomach that was bumped, and he didn't know what he was going to face next.

"Pass."

This scene was filmed four times, and it was finally over.

Jiang Qing tightened the reins, and staff immediately came to help Lin Xun dismount.

On the first day of acting, Lin Xun had suffered enough.Running non-stop, being intimidated non-stop, just being caught on a horse is quite grueling.

It was the first day for the other ensemble performers to be on the scene, and a few language teachers from the group taught them a few simple words. As a result, a little boy kept laughing, which made the scene filmed several times. He also bumped several times on horseback.

He sat on the chair, saw Jiang Qing approaching, and made a painful expression at the right time: "Mr. Jiang, I'm in so much pain."

Jiang Qing mercilessly punched him in the stomach, opened his coat, and took out the cotton pad he had put on his stomach.

"Mr. Jiang is still kind to me, find such a good thing for me." Lin Xun smiled gently.

Jiang Qing asked: "It's the first time to shoot a costume drama, how do you feel?"

"It's pretty good." Lin Xun said in a low voice, "Mr. Jiang's ancient clothes are very beautiful."

"..." Jiang Qing really wanted to find a needle to sew up his talking mouth!

After a short break, another group of staff had already arranged the new site, and Sang Yi and the new male assistant accompanied them to the next site.

The group performers of group B are already in place, and the aerial camera rotates in the sky to shoot the vast land.

Jiang Qing got on the horse, and Lin Xun lay down in front of him again, and he squeezed Lin Xun's waist in retaliation: "Be honest, sir."

Lin Xun felt wronged: "So you like being on it?"

Jiang Qing raised her eyebrows coldly, the whip slapped the horse's buttocks, and the horse's hooves leaped. Lin Xun was caught off guard and bumped up, smiled a few times, and immediately changed his expression, because they ran into the camera.

Meng Xuan felt that his bones were about to fall apart, and finally the horse stopped, and he was thrown to the ground again.While checking the injury of his leg, he suddenly heard a burst of cheers. When he looked sideways, he saw the scene in the distance.

A group of people in similar costumes to the boy clapped and yelled in groups, children were running, women were washing clothes, and men were slaughtering the slaughtered hog, all with simple smiles on their faces.

If not everyone had a hunting knife attached to them, he would think what a simple village it was.

According to the information he got, and observing the behavior of this group of people, after a little thought, he knew that this was the Vita tribe.

"My lord, can you help me next time." Although Meng Xuan didn't know the identity of the young man, judging from the effect of his response, he was definitely not an ordinary person. "Can I invite your doctor?"

The boy glanced at him and was about to speak, but he heard a woman's call from far away.

"My Amur!"

The boy looked back, raised his jaw proudly, and waited for the girl to embrace her.

Meng Xuan failed to ask for help, and saw a young woman rushing towards the boy, and hugged him with her legs around his waist, her hands hugging the boy's cheek, she lowered her head and pressed a kiss on the boy's forehead, smiling brightly .

The people behind him: "Yo yo yo hey hoo!"

Meng Xuan: "..." He hasn't married yet, why did you show him this scene?

Scene change——Amur dragged Meng Xuan into the big tent, saluted with one hand on his chest, and said in Vita's words: "Bart, this is a savage who ran out of the forest. How should we deal with it?"

Bart is the patriarch of the Vita clan and also his father.With a dignified face, Bart stepped forward to check, and saw that the man's attire was similar to that of a Meng Dynasty man. He once went to the distant Meng Dynasty with his father when he was young.Immediately convened a few capable men, discussed it, and came to the conclusion that this life must be kept.

The only doctor in the tribe came to check on Meng Xuan's injuries, took charcoal, weeds, horse manure and other inexplicable things, smashed them into black mud, and spread them on Meng Xuan's legs.

Meng Xuan smelled the smell of horse manure and felt a little sick to her stomach, feeling like a horse*.

Amur was bored at the side, squatting down and looking at him, staring at him.Seeing that he frowned and was disgusted with horse manure, the corner of his mouth curled up, he picked some horse manure from a stone bowl of the doctor, and yelled at him.

Meng Xuan's eyes darkened, and she fell into a coma.

"Okay, take a break and eat."

After shooting for a whole day, everyone got together and ate box lunches.

Jiang Qing ran away with the lunch box, took two bites, stopped, and walked back to Lin Xun's table with her own soup: "I don't, I don't like this soup, here it is for you."

Lin Xun raised his head in surprise: "Huh? Isn't this your favorite soup? I have another serving here, would you like it?"

"No." After finishing speaking, he left the soup and left.

Lin Xun was puzzled for a few seconds, and Xu Jiacheng, who was sitting opposite him, suddenly blew on the air with his mouth, picked up his soup bowl and drank it: "This dish is too spicy! I really want milk tea!"

Only then did Lin Xun open the lunch box, and saw that the dishes inside were all spicy, even the green vegetables contained a little dried chili, the corner of his mouth curled up, and he drank the soup.

"Hey, you have two bowls, share some with me?" Xu Jia asked for help.

Lin Xun gave her his share.

Jiang Qing in the distance turned her head nonchalantly and kicked on a tree!Shake off several leaves!

There was no scene for Lin Xun at night, but he didn't go back to the hotel, but stayed in the crew and stared at people.

Jiang Qing stood in the center of the crowd, with makeup artists surrounding him to touch up his makeup. He and Xu Jia, who was opposite him, were speaking to each other.

Not knowing what to say, Xu Jiacheng laughed and twisted the bell on his wrist, the bell and laughter intertwined.

From a distance, it looks really good :)

Next to the two little girls in charge of logistics secretly watching the excitement, you chatted with each other.

"Jiang Qing and Xu Jiacheng really have a sense of CP. After the movie is released, some people definitely want them to be together."

"Yeah! I like their couple too. Fortunately, I thought they were so difficult to serve, but the two of them have no airs in private!"

"That's right, Jiang Qing, in particular, usually looks so arrogant on TV, but just after eating, he specially ran to the logistics team and told us to prepare a light meal next time."

Lin Xun raised his eyebrows slightly, and the corners of his mouth rose wildly.

"That's right, he also said that Xu Jiacheng can't eat spicy food. It's over, I have a true love filter now, I really hope they are together."

"Oh! I think of the kissing scene in the morning again! Oh my god, the first scene is a kissing scene, or a kiss on the forehead! Such a pure and unaffected kissing scene! It kills me too much! I also want such a boyfriend !"

"At that time, Jiang Qing's eyes were so gentle that water could flow! Is it because of her acting skills, or is there another affair? Hehehe..."

Lin Xun's face sank like water, and he just wanted to go crazy.

After the scene was cleared, everyone was silent and focused on the next scene.

After Amur frightened the outsider unconscious, he felt that this person was useless, kicked his body with his toes, passed his father and his men, raised the curtain of the big tent, and blew a loud whistle.

After a while, his little men gathered from all directions, each with tools in their hands, including hemp rope, bow and arrow, large net and various tools, and a group of people marched towards the forest to the east.

Night is the time when they set up traps for prey. Everyone has been doing this job since childhood. The whole tribe survives by hunting and grazing. Although the teenagers are fat and thin, their strength has been exercised since childhood. Also dare to go up and give it a go!

It was an ordinary night, but today a man with a strange appearance appeared in the tribe, dressed very differently from them, and no one could understand the bird language he spoke, so a group of young rough men chatted and chatted.

"Amur, who did you bring back?"

Amur walked in the front, holding in his hand a piece of leg of lamb that his younger brothers offered as a tribute. It was half-roasted, but he didn't care. He took a big bite of the meat and chewed, "I don't know."

"Then why did you bring it back? Could it be someone from the Gaha tribe?"

"His clothes are weird, he doesn't come from here." Amur didn't care, "I'm afraid, if he's a bad guy, we'll take his skin for clothes, the meat for dinner, and a bone soup .”

A group of people drooled.

After a while, several people were skilled in setting traps in the forest.On the way back, I saw someone approaching with a torch in front of me, and I could vaguely see the graceful figure of the person coming.

One of his subordinates even showed envy: "I also want to have Narentoya."

Amur turned around and beat him up. Everyone rushed forward, kicking and cursing. They were used to using force to represent emotions.

The more powerful you are, the more respectable you are.Correspondingly, you have to do more things for the tribe, such as hunting the most prey, horses running the fastest...

When Narentoya approached, the man who spoke just now had a bruised nose and a swollen face, and he got up and lowered his head, not daring to look at her.

Narentoya is the most beautiful woman of the Vita tribe, and she should be married to the most powerful man in the tribe, everyone thinks so.She and Amur got engaged naturally, and at the age of 15, they exchanged a token of love in front of the tribe—wrist ring.

This is a token inherited by the Vita tribe. When a man is hunting outside, he can think of his wife who is shepherding sheep at home when he hears the bell.

Of course, this also tests the ability of the men, because it is not a good thing to let the prey hear the sound while hunting.

Therefore, the Weta people would take off their wrist rings when hunting, except for one person, that is Amur.

He likes the melodious sound of the wrist bell, and even more loves to hear the scream of the prey when the wrist bell rings, which is a symbol of incomparable power.

He grew up on horseback and started learning hunting at the age of three. He never missed a shot. He convinced everyone in the tribe and moved the hearts of all the girls, which greatly satisfied Narentoya's girlish heart.

Although Amur is not stronger than other men in appearance, his strength is first-class. He is also the son of the patriarch and will manage all Weta people in the future.

And Amur promised that she doesn't need to learn how to shepherd, and she can just do what she wants to do.So she went up to the mountain to pick flowers and sing songs every day, and wore them in her hair, which made Amur kiss her forehead in public every time.

This is the most daring way to show affection in the tribe, as for the others...you have to show it in the tent.

However, they still have a year to get married. The Vita man must go through a blood sacrifice ceremony before he gets married, in order to prove that he is an upright man and capable of taking care of a family.

Narentoya dreamed of getting married as soon as possible, but recently she discovered another interesting thing, so she immediately came out to look for her Amor.

"My Amur, my father went out and went to the Gaha tribe, do you know?"

Amur took his fiancée's hand, ignored the yelling of others, and nodded: "Yeah."

"Father got a booklet made of bamboo from the Gaha patriarch, and it's full of densely packed words, which is so strange." Narentoya said, "I think it's very interesting, would you like to read it?"

"Okay." Having nothing to do, Amuer answered her.

Narentoya took out a bamboo slip, and when Amur opened it, he saw a group of ants crawling on it, crooked and weird.

"It's not pretty." After saying that, he casually threw the bamboo slips a few meters away.

Narentoya wanted to pick it up, but the others picked it up and threw it farther away as if to please him.

Narentoya: "Hmph."

Seeing that she was angry, Apaya dragged the man back and beat him up, and Narentoya's complexion turned for the better.

"Crack! Everyone has worked hard, let's call it a day." Su Hongru shouted with a loudspeaker, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. The first day of filming went smoothly!

Jiang Qing got into the nanny car, saw Lin Xun sitting in it, and asked in surprise, "Aren't you in the hotel?"

"Yeah." Lin Xun answered without raising his head while playing with his phone.

Jiang Qing asked a few more casual questions, but the other party only answered perfunctorily. He curiously asked Sang Yi in front of him: "What's wrong with him? Did you kick his brain?"

Sang Yi denied: "You wronged me."

The low air pressure continued until returning to the hotel, Jiang Qing didn't find out anything, went back to the room to remove makeup and take a shower, and checked the time, it was almost twelve o'clock.

The filming started on the first day, and the director got off work early.

Turn off the lights, lie down on the bed, and just close your eyes when the room bell rang.

"Who?"

"Me." It was Lin Xun's voice.

"what?"

"I don't understand tomorrow's play, I want to ask."

Jiang Qing was suspicious, at this time... the night light script? !

Lin Xun said indifferently: "Teacher Jiang."

The voice didn't sound like he was in heat. He turned on the lamp, got out of bed and opened the door. Lin Xun walked in with the script in his hand.

He casually leaned his back against the desk and asked, "What don't you understand?"

"I want to ask..." Lin Xun walked in front of him, flipped through the script twice, closed it again, and looked into his eyes, "How to shoot the kissing scene?"

"Huh?" Jiang Qing asked subconsciously, "Do you still have a kissing scene?"

"No, can Teacher Jiang take a picture for me?" Lin Xun put the script on the table, supported the edge of the table with both hands, and enclosed him in his territory.

"I'm not the director..." Before he finished speaking, Lin Xun put his arms around his waist, leaned over and blocked his mouth, "Hmm."

The warm yellow light reflected the scenery in the house a bit warm, the shadows of the two were reflected on the wall, and ambiguous voices sounded intermittently.

Jiang Qing's legs were a little weak, and he supported the edge of the table with both hands.With both hands, Lin Xun placed him on the table and continued the kiss.

After a long time, Lin Xun licked his lips and said hoarsely, "I learned."

Jiang Qing raised her eyes and glared at him, but she was not angry. The end of her eyes gradually turned red, more like the aftertaste after flirting, which made Lin Xun feel numb.

Lin Xun wiped away the water stains from the corner of his mouth with his thumb, pointed to his forehead, and said, "Kiss me."

"No."

Lin Xun grabbed his belt and smiled playfully: "It's empty inside, do you want to kiss it?"

Jiang Qing snatched back her belt, blushed and said, "No kiss!"

"Then let's enter the bridal chamber tonight and get married another day." Lin Xun lowered his head and kissed his neck, which made him tremble.

"Kiss?" Lin Xun leaned his head closer, "You're just filming, isn't it casual to kiss someone else's forehead? Can you squeeze water out of your eyes?"

"What the hell?"

"I don't care, I want to. If you don't give me a kiss today, don't even think about getting up tomorrow."

"..."

Jiang Qing turned her head and glanced at the window, seeing that the curtains were drawn tightly, preventing any wind from getting through, she gritted her teeth, hugged his forehead, and slapped.

The author has something to say: Tiantian, I have been thanked.

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 6 bottles of plates; 1 bottle of Dor;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!