I blow my rainbow fart

When Lin Xun came out after finishing his work, he saw Jiang Qing holding a vase in his hand, and threatened, "Get out quickly, or I'll hit myself with a vase!"

"Hit a snake and hit seven inches." Lin Xun smiled, "You really know where my seven inches are."

Jiang Qing was angry: "Don't be glib! You can't get out!"

"Okay, I'll go out." Lin Xun smiled and went out obediently.

It took a long time for Jiang Qing to come back to her senses, and looked at the closed door in surprise, she didn't expect to push people out so easily.

He lay down slowly, his mind was full of dirty pictures, he picked up his phone to check the time, and then stared at the camera for a few seconds.

Turn on the selfie mode, mustering up the courage to take a look at his embarrassed appearance at this time.

His lips were swollen, his eyes were red, and his ears were also red. He really looked like a pretty boy from a good family who was being bullied.

At this time, the little mushroom who hadn't chatted with him for a long time popped up again.

[Picking Girl's Little Mushroom]: Little Match, I seem to have done something wrong.What to do, do you have a way to coax people?

Jiang Qing herself is still in need of coaxing, how can she care about other people's affairs.

But now he can't sleep, a lot of things he wants to complain about are worrying that he has no place to vomit, so he simply chats with netizens to pass the time.

[Little Match for Selling Girls]: No, do you have any ways to bully others?

[Picking Girl's Little Mushroom]: How do you want to bully?Did someone piss you off?

[Selling Girl's Little Matches]: Yes!I... my first kiss is gone! [Wronged]

I have been typing over there for a long time, but there is no reply.

But as soon as he said it, he felt much better. He had no place to talk about this kind of thing in reality, and it was rare to find a stranger to talk to, so he just vomited it out.

[Little Match for Selling Girls]: It was a friend of mine who confessed his love to me, but I didn't agree, so he kissed me forcefully!You said, can this friend still want it?

[Picking Girl's Little Mushroom]: If you can, don't be impulsive, friends are hard to find.

[Little Match for Selling Girls]: But what should I do now?He refused and refused, and he couldn't beat him again, so why don't he cancel his Chirp?

[Picking Girl's Little Mushroom]: Don't kill, is there no other way?

[Selling Girl's Little Match]: What's your opinion?

[Picking Girl's Little Mushroom]: Apart from the choice of friends, there is also the choice of boyfriend.

Snapped--

The phone hit his face, he touched his face, picked up the phone, and stared at the word "boyfriend" for a long time.

The characters are all familiar characters, how can they be so... weird when they are combined together?

Boy friend??

impossible.

He doesn't want any romance.

"Hey, Mr. Lin, why are you sitting here? Aren't you going in to rest?" The voice of the female nurse on duty sounded from the corridor.

Jiang Qing turned her head and looked outside the door, could it be that Lin Xun has not gone far outside the door?

Lin Xun replied in a low voice, "Well, I'm here to blow some air."

The female nurse on duty was bored. Seeing him alone, she took the initiative to find a topic to chat: "I have watched you and Jiang Qing's variety show, and I really like you two."

"Thank you."

"I didn't expect you to have such a good relationship in private. You have been taking care of Jiang Qing's hospitalization all the time. I always thought it was the effect of doing it." The nurse smiled shyly, "You are so good to your friends. Isn't your friend very gentle?"

"No." Lin Xun shook his head.

The female nurse was surprised: "Ah? Are brothers more important than girlfriends?"

"No." Lin Xun glanced sideways at the door, his brows were curved, "Jiang Qing is more important."

"Ah, it turns out that there are true friendships in the entertainment industry."

Jiang Qing: "..."

He pulled the quilt up, covered his ears, and went to sleep!

The next day, Jiang Qing was woken up by the irritable video ringtone, and turned on the phone in a daze. As soon as he connected it, he saw Yu Minghan's big face on the screen.

"Lao Jiang, are you awake? I heard that your leg is broken hahaha! Let me see what a broken leg looks like." Yu Minghan said wickedly, "Hey, did you get beaten, your eyes are swollen?" , the mouth seems to be a little swollen, look at the dark circles under the eyes, you must have been sucked dry by some goblin in the middle of the night, right?"

Jiang Qing took the phone away: "Nonsense, nonsense, it's the illusion given to you by the camera."

At this time, a certain "little fairy" appeared in the camera without a trace, and only after hearing Yu Minghan yell "Lin Xun" did he go to wash up contentedly.

"What the hell happened? I still say the same thing, don't forget me in group fights." Yu Minghan said.

Jiang Qing sighed: "I'm afraid you dare not come to this group of fights."

"why?"

Multiplayer, do you dare?

Yu Minghan: "Lao Jiang, what's the matter with your resentful face?"

Hey, it's a long story, day and night defense, dog thieves are hard to guard against.

"Did Lin Xun take care of you these few days when you were hospitalized?" Yu Minghan was like a chatterbox that couldn't be held back, regardless of whether he answered or not, he asked himself very vigorously, "This buddy is really interesting. "

That's enough meaning, and it's actually slanderous and hurtful.

Yu Minghan: "Why don't you speak?"

"I said, only smart people can hear my words." Jiang Qing said quite profoundly.

"Yo, it's still the emperor's news." Yu Minghan snorted, "Oh, yes, I called you, besides laughing at your legs, I also want to ask you something. I'm on the set now, and I'm going to be on the show soon Already, it will be a kiss scene later, hehehe..."

Jiang Qing: =. =

"What expression do you have? Have you ever filmed a kissing scene?" Yu Minghan humbly asked for advice, "This is my first filming, please teach me, do you need to prepare something in advance?"

"Preparing for what?" Jiang Qing asked back.

"Chewing gum, mints, breath fresheners, etc." Yu Minghan counted with his fingers, "Although you don't need to stick out your tongue, you must not let people smell any strange smell. You used it in the kiss scene what?"

Jiang Qing was stunned, didn't he have garlic for dinner last night?

Lin Xun suddenly poked his head out of the bathroom, and answered instead: "He doesn't use it, it smells good."

Jiang Qing glared at him.

Yu Minghan was disgusted: "Lin Xun, don't be bragging, we are serious. Lao Jiang, did you feel it when you were filming the kiss scene? I read other people's interviews and said that I didn't feel it. I guess I am embarrassed to admit it. .”

"No, I don't feel it!" Jiang Qing immediately denied.

"Hiss, your tone sounds like a guy who dare not admit it." Yu Minghan smiled wickedly, "My first kiss on screen was pretty good-looking, hey, I don't think I saw a kiss scene in your movie Hey, have you ever taken a picture?"

"Who said no, no!" Jiang Qing raised her eyebrows immediately, paying attention to the movement next to her, and said with righteous indignation, "I have been filming and filming kissing scenes since I was a child! It was just cut...it was dropped."

"It's so cool, you, if I knew I wouldn't go to school, I only shoot kissing scenes." Yu Minghan said enviously.

"Dirty." Jiang Qing rolled her eyes, she caught a glimpse of Lin Xunzheng staring at her meaningfully and with a smile on her face, she almost didn't roll her eyes back.

"Then, is your first kiss on screen good-looking?" Yu Minghan felt a sense of comparison, "My first kiss was really good-looking, white and tender, it's a pity, I'm going to ruin it."

You do have self-knowledge, Jiang Qingxin said, and then replied: "No, it's not good-looking, it's so ugly—it's shocking to cry ghosts and gods!"

Lin Xun interrupted suddenly: "My partner is the prettiest."

"Lin Xun, you're such an idiot!" Yu Minghan was upset, "What's your skill compared to the person you kissed for the first time, next time we will compete in kissing skills!"

Jiang Qing sent out a soul torture: "How do you compare?"

Yu Minghan was dumbfounded, scratching his head and unable to think of an answer, so he simply gave up, but Lin Xun said on the other end of the phone: "I think my kissing skills may not be very good, I need to practice more."

Just as Yu Minghan was about to speak, he heard Jiang Qing's angry roar: "Get out!!!"

The shock made his phone tremble, so he hurriedly held up the phone, and gave Jiang Qing a thumbs up: "Well done, wonderfully done, so loud that Lin Xun is screaming! Okay, let's stop chatting, Lord, let's take a kiss Let's play! See you again!"

Jiang Qing let out a roar in the morning, and she didn't feel sleepy at all.

It's a pity that he was very cool and handsome when he yelled, but he turned his head and let Lin Xun wash his face, brush his teeth and pee like a turtle.

"Kissing scenes since childhood?" Lin Xun asked amusedly.

"Yes yes yes yes! Are you not convinced!" Jiang Qing yelled at him with a pouted face.

"The first kiss is ugly?"

"Super, super! Ugly!"

"That's such a pity, I thought you were the one who kissed me for the first time." Lin Xun looked sad.

Jiang Qing smiled brightly: "Why, how is it possible, what kind of onion are you? I just bitten an onion last night."

Lin Xun asked earnestly, "Do you still want to bite?"

"Believe it or not, I smashed you into garlic paste?"

Lin Xun stopped teasing him, and his heart blossomed with joy.

After a while, Jiang Qing pretended to be casual and asked again: "Where did you sleep last night?"

"corridor."

"Yes." Jiang Qing didn't feel sorry for her at all.

"By the way, your dad has been to the hospital to visit you these few days, but I didn't let him in." Lin Xun said, "Do you want to meet?"

"No see." He didn't want to cut off his hands or head again.

"Row."

In the morning, Zhu Ling came to the hospital again, and when he saw Lin Xun's mouth was broken, he happily announced the good news to the family group, and then dragged Lin Xun to sneak into a corner and muttered: "Brother, did you fight?"

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"Good job! It seems that my ex-boyfriend is still useful, and I will let him become a boyfriend later. Oh, I miss him a little when I talk about him, I have to go back."

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"Brother, you have to be good, and treat our sister-in-law better. Look at my sister-in-law's delicate skin and tender flesh, you have to take care of her delicate flowers." Zhu Ling said while touching his clothes pocket, "Your card Well, give me one, and my parents will deduct my pocket money again."

Lin Xun patted her octopus away: "No more."

"Give it to me." Zhu Ling suddenly leaned into his ear and said, "I prepared a gift for you, a special product that I carried back all the way. It's in your home, all imported, bedroom, living room, study ... There is also a box hidden on the balcony. Card, can you give it?"

"You damn girl doesn't do business every day." Lin Xun scolded her with a straight face, but handed her a card honestly.

Zhu Ling folded her hands and took it: "I wish you and your sister-in-law an early birth to a precious son and will be united forever!"

Jiang Qing didn't know what the two brothers and sisters were talking about, did they need to be so sneaky?

Zhu Ling said that she would leave as soon as she said, and if she really came to Wuying, she still needed to get a card, said goodbye to Jiang Qing seriously, and couldn't help but eat some tofu from her sister-in-law, and sincerely sighed: "Jiang Qing you Your hands are so tender, you want to touch them even after touching them."

Then he was kicked out of the country by Lin Xun.

Three weeks later, the plaster cast could be removed, and Jiang Qing could finally put on the little crutch she had been thinking about, and escape from the control of Lin Xun's claws.

On the same day, an unexpected guest came to visit the doctor.

Jiang Qing was doing rehabilitation exercises in the garden. Due to the plaster cast, his calf muscles were atrophied, and he was a little thinner than the other one, so he had to exercise back.

Lin Xun cheered on by the side: "One two one, grilled chicken wings. One two one, scallion chicken. One two one, strawberry milkshake. One two one, brother likes you."

"You can shut up." Jiang Qing waved his crutches, but before he could do anything, he heard someone calling him.

Looking back, I was a little surprised.

"Teacher Su? Why are you here?"

Su Hongru walked forward with a smile and saw that Lin Xun was also there. He greeted Lin Xun first, then cared about Jiang Qing's body, and then got down to business: "I've been busy these days, so I didn't have time to look for you. I told you to make time to chat with me before, do you have time now?"

Jiang Qing shrugged, and pointed to her disabled but still handsome legs: "What do you think?"

Su Hongru laughed loudly: "Actually, I'm here to deliver the script. I want to invite you to participate in my new movie, male number one. Do you dare to accept it?"

Jiang Qing looked at him in surprise, then turned to look at Lin Xun.

"What's not to dare."

So, this period of hospital days where I looked at you to get angry, and you looked at me to get angry, finally came to an end.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Dor; 5 bottles of white crow and crispy duck; 2 bottles of plates;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!