I blow my rainbow fart

Early the next morning, Jiang Qing set an alarm clock by himself.

Lin Xun was quite shocked, and said in a sour tone, "You're so excited to go out with Gao Yuanqiao?"

"Fart, I just don't want to hear you call... bed."

Lin Xun raised his eyebrows: "What kind of bed is it called?"

"Bah bah! Slip of the tongue!" Jiang Qing forcefully placed breakfast in front of him, and squeezed two glasses of juice.

"You can hear it if you want, I should sound pretty nice."

Jiang glanced at him lightly, and said with a smile, "Come on, let me hear."

"How to call it now, of course it's interesting to call it on the bed." Lin Xun said without blushing, and suddenly frowned, "Your voice is quite nice."

"roll."

Gao Yuanqiao is renting a house. He used to live in the company dormitory, and occasionally went to Bai Bangnan's place.Now that I want to terminate the contract, I rent a one-bedroom and one living room by myself.The room was kept spotless.

When Jiang Qing and Lin Xun found Gao Yuanqiao's rental house according to the address, they found that his face was haggard, the dark circles under his eyes were heavier, and there was no sincerity in his eyes.

"I have nothing to do at home during the day, so I just tidy up the house." Gao Yuanqiao led them into the house.

There was nothing to visit in the house, and the three began to discuss where to go.

Gao Yuanqiao sat on the side and listened quietly, nodding whatever he said.

Seeing him like this, Lin Xun suggested, "A racing car?"

Jiang Qing's eyes lit up, and Gao Yuanqiao slowly raised his head.

"Okay, I got it, let me make arrangements for today." Lin Xun took the two of them to the racing club, and contacted the club on the way. It happened that there was no race today, so he booked the venue directly.

When I arrived at the club, only the staff and a racing car were left on the field.

"Get in the car." Lin Xun took Gao Yuanqiao to change into the racing suit, and threw the hat on him.

Gao Yuanqiao took a look at the car, gritted his teeth, and got in the car without thinking.

As soon as the car started, he screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The corners of Lin Xun's mouth were slightly bent, and he speeded up, running quickly on the field. He raised his voice: "You can call whatever you want, I have to concentrate on driving, I can't hear what you say!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Gao Yuanqiao closed his eyes in a panic, feeling like he was going to fly up, and his head began to empty out with the speed of the car, leaving only the presence or absence of life for a while.

"Bai Bangnan, fuck me. You blood mother! Ahhhhh!"

"Wooooow, I must make a comeback!"

"It's so exciting, my God, I'm scared to death, my heart is beating!"

"I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack!"

Jiang Qing sat on the viewing platform and watched the car change its route.

Since there was no other car, Lin Xun drove very flamboyantly. When he drove to the viewing platform, he displayed all kinds of screaming skills like a peacock spreading its tail, which scared Gao Yuanqiao to the point of diarrhea collapse. .

Jiang Qing looked very excited, lying on the railing, waving at them excitedly.

The harder he swung, the faster the speed of the car, and the louder Gao Yuanqiao scolded.

In the end, Gao Yuanqiao knelt down while holding the door of the car, and Lin Xun helped him to sit back in the auditorium.

Seeing his cowardice, Jiang Qing smiled and bent over.

Lin Xun handed Gao Yuanqiao a bottle of water, then turned to look at Jiang Qing: "Come and sit down, too."

Jiang Qing hesitated for a second, and her smile gradually froze.

"Are you afraid?" Lin Xun asked.

Jiang Qing looked at him for a long time, then pursed her lips: "Well, I'm afraid."

"I'm not afraid." Lin Xun walked up to him and rubbed his hair, "I've been driving cars for more than ten years, and I've also participated in rally races, and I've never had any accidents, trust me."

Jiang Qing looked at him sideways, and asked after a while, "Then why didn't you win the award?"

"..." The focus is really strange, Lin Xun explained with a smile, "Because my family doesn't let me play, I can only participate in the competition secretly, then give up my ranking, let's go."

Jiang Qing was immersed in the entanglement of whether to go or not, and before the entanglement came to any result, Lin Xun naturally pulled his wrist and walked down.

He glanced at it, didn't say much, and walked behind with a heavy heart, not even noticing that the other party took his hand inadvertently.

Lin Xun walked very slowly, his palms were a little sweaty, and after a while he quietly looked back at the two's hands, reluctant to let go.

"Go and change first." Lin Xun pushed him into the dressing room.

More than ten minutes later, Jiang Qing walked out slowly, seeing Lin Xun turned to look at him, touched his head in embarrassment, and said to himself: "It fits pretty well."

Lin Xun stared at it for a moment, then smiled and said, "It fits well, looks good, pretty boy."

"Cut, slick tongue." Jiang Qing looked disgusted, but when she turned around, she couldn't help but curled up her mouth, with a burst of pride, "Let's go, give it to me."

After getting in the car, he was a little timid again: "Then what, you should try to drive as slowly as possible."

"Okay." Lin Xun found that Jiang Qing was always afraid of driving fast, so he drove carefully.

A few minutes later, Jiang Qing couldn't help but said: "You are too slow! Look, that snail has run to the finish line! Are you a racing car? You are obviously a snail racer!"

Lin Xun smiled, and began to speed up slowly. After the other party slowly adapted, he had already started to play sharp turns and drifts.

"Woc, it's so exciting!" Jiang Qing became excited, forgetting her fear for a while, "Lin Xun, you are so good! You are so amazing!"

The corners of Lin Xun's mouth were raised to his temples, he felt comfortable physically and mentally, and began to hum a song.

When getting out of the car, Jiang Qing was in better condition than Gao Yuanqiao, she got down half-kneeling.

Lin Xun went to help him very "caringly", almost half-embracing him in his arms, all the nerves in his body were tense, fearing that one day they would be broken.

After Jiang Qinghuan came over, he just wanted to break free, but felt that it was good to have someone to support him, so he didn't say anything else.

Gao Yuanqiao had already rested. Seeing their posture, she bent down with a vengeful smile: "Ha, brother, you are not as good as me."

"Hey." Jiang Qing immediately pushed away the human-shaped crutches and made a pose of Mr. Mighty, "Nonsense, I'm strong."

Lin Xun glared at Gao Yuanqiao sadly.

Gao Yuanqiao:?

When changing back into clothes, Jiang Qing saw two hats on the table, took a photo and sent it to the Weibo account.

@打男孩的小帽子: I am in a good mood, but a certain dog is forced to languish [Picture]

After the few people relaxed, Gao Yuanqiao also relaxed a lot, and followed them to the next location.

Jiang Qing didn't know where he would go, so he just listened to the arrangement. This kind of play that doesn't require thinking is the best!

Half an hour later, Jiang Qing and Gao Yuanqiao stood in the live ammunition shooting range, their faces dazed.

Lin Xun brought a coach over to explain to them reloading, target sighting, shooting and safety awareness.

Gao Yuanqiao is holding a gun, and he has no thoughts of hurting the spring and autumn, and now he really wants to shoot a target, one shot will kill a heartless man!

Jiang Qing touched the gun, and studied acting for a while before, but seeing the enthusiasm of Gao Yuanqiao next to him, he continued to listen to the coach's content for a while.

From the corner of his eye, he noticed that Lin Xun had been monitoring him all the time, and said provocatively, "Let's compare."

"Okay." Lin Xun chose the gun, and the two stood in their respective compartments, standing upright, holding the gun in a very standard posture, even the coach couldn't help applauding.

Gunshots sounded one after another. A few minutes later, Jiang Qing looked at her score, 9.8, very satisfied.

Next to him, Lin Xun finished playing the last shot, without even looking at his grades, he went directly to the next door to check Jiang Qing's grades, leaning against the door and laughing: "My little brother is really cool with guns."

"..." Jiang Qing glared at him reproachfully, lowered her head and turned the gun, but her ears felt hot for no reason.

Then I heard the coach call Lin Xun's score, 10 rings, all hits.

"Oh, you're awesome." Jiang Qing took off the earmuffs and goggles angrily.

After the words fell, he was caught off guard by the sound of random gunfire, which made his shoulders tremble in fright.

At this moment, she stretched out her hands and gently covered his ears.

It was very noisy outside, but he clearly heard the other party whisper: "Don't be afraid."

The gunfire lasted for a long time, he stayed where he was, staring at the smiling person across the way, his eyes met, he subconsciously grabbed Lin Xun's wrist, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

When the voice stopped, he took Lin Xun's hand away and asked, "You think I'm timid?"

"Isn't it?" Although Lin Xun liked the way he was holding on to everything, he hoped that the other party would confess, "We are friends, so what if you are timid? Friends are people who can tolerate bad tempers."

Jiang Qing pursed his lips, feeling that the words were tingly, and poked the ground with his toes, which accidentally touched Lin Xun's foot, and simply stepped on it lightly, seeing a footprint on the clean upper, and then gave up.

Lin Xun laughed softly.

"Ah, senior brother, I missed the target!" Gao Yuanqiao wailed, and Jiang Qing came back to her senses in shock, and took the opportunity to slip away.

Then he commented mockingly, "You are so useless, I have a ring of 9.8."

"Brother Wuwu, you are amazing! I'm so useless, I have to practice again!"

Lin Xun looked at the fleeing man, and then looked at the footprints, which were not wiped off.Instead, he greeted the coach, and later he must "teach" Gao Yuanqiao, a useless guy.

Tell this kid to ruin a good thing!

After that, they played archery and darts in other areas of the shooting range. At the end of the day, Gao Yuanqiao's mood gradually improved. The exciting events allowed him to vent his emotions. After another day of exercise, he just wanted to find a place to take a good rest.

It was inconvenient for the three of them to go out for dinner, and they were easy to be photographed, so Lin Xun simply took them back to Yishui Bay to cook by himself.

On the way back, Jiang Qing suddenly received an unexpected call.

"Hey, Lao Jiang, it's my old Yu." Yu Minghan said very familiarly on the other end of the phone, "I'm in your community, but I don't know your house number, come and pick me up!" Without giving him a chance to repent, he just hung up.

Jiang Qing: "..."

Lin Xun asked, "Who is it?"

"Yu Minghan, he said he's in our neighborhood."

"..." In addition to Gao Yuanqiao, Lin Xun's dark shark list has now added another member, "What is he doing here? How did he find the place? The security facilities are too bad. Just in case, we have to Move asap."

Jiang Qing: "...?"

we?

Gao Yuanqiao, a poor man in the back seat, shed tears of envy. This means that there are so many local tyrants who can change a big house just by changing a big one.

He doesn't deserve to be in the car, he should be whining under the car.

When the car drove into the community, I saw Yu Minghan sitting cross-legged on the stone altar in the garden, wearing a headset to pretend to be aggressive.

Jiang Qing got out of the car, took out some change and threw it in front of him.

"Thank you handsome guy for the reward. The little man has nothing to repay, but promises with his body." Yu Minghan quickly picked up the money and winked at him.

Lin Xun, who was following behind, saw this scene and wanted to poke his eyes out on the spot.

"What are you doing here? How did you find this?" Jiang Qing asked.

"You guys were so lively last night, how can I be missing at this time! I found out that you are here when I asked a special person. Then I bought a little girl in the community, and she brought me in." Yu Minghan As soon as he raised his hand, he was about to put it on Jiang Qing's shoulder, but someone pinched his arm hard, causing him to wrinkle his face in pain.

Turning around, it turned out to be Lin Xun.

"I lean on it, it hurts!"

"Don't you have any bones?" Lin Xun asked lightly, and walked forward while pulling Jiang Qing's arm.

"Hey, what are you doing." Jiang Qing walked in front and didn't know what was going on behind him, she just followed his pace.

"Cut, for the sake of your money, I'll let you go!" Yu Minghan cursed and kicked the air behind him, and suddenly found that there was a follower behind him, and he fell back curiously, crossing his arms around his chest, Suddenly, he leaned in front of Gao Yuanqiao, and recognized who it was at a glance.

"It's you, the one who snatched away our endorsement in the end."

Gao Yuanqiao shrank back reflexively, and said embarrassingly, "You, hello."

"What, you're just a weak chicken, how did you get us to endorse you?" Yu Minghan brushed his hair coolly, put his hands that had nowhere to rest directly on his shoulders, and put all the weight on him like a bully , "Help me well, or I will let you go around without food!"

Jiang Qing waited for a while, only to see the two people appear at the elevator door, Gao Yuanqiao acted like a quail as a younger brother, with a look of being bullied miserably.

He ordered: "Yu Minghan, let go."

Yu Minghan let go, and happily moved to Jiang Qing's side, rubbing his hands together: "I brought a hand of gossip! Hee hee hee!"

When they came to Lin Xun's room, Gao Yuanqiao looked around curiously.

Yu Minghan is used to it, and only focuses on sharing gossip: "Lao Jiang, let me tell you, I went to a reality show yesterday as a flying guest, and it turned out that the regular guest of that show was Wang Mingzhi!"

Gao Yuanqiao's smile froze, he looked at him stiffly, and sat beside him calmly.

"Didn't that idiot compare his acting skills to you before and was ridiculed by the crowd? Who knew there would be such a good variety show resource soon, and he gained a lot of fans by relying on this show, and he was still selling badly on the show." Yu Minghan took Jiang Qing The drink thrown over, "Hey, is this your house or Lin Xun's? Why are you so proficient, Lao Lin?!"

Lin Xun is in contact with Sang Yi, asking her to buy some ingredients and Yang Meng at the same time.

Since we're going to cook, let's eat together.

Jiang Qing ignored his stupid question, fell comfortably on the sofa, and raised his legs like an old man: "Then what?"

"Then I yelled at him. His face looked like he had eaten shit, but I laughed him to death hahahahaha! Later I found a big gossip. He received a call from a man, and his tone was so humble Ah! What kind of family member did he say, bah, my heart is like a mirror, maybe he did some kind of dog licking!"

Yu Minghan joked about himself, he staggered from laughing until he touched a shoulder, and then sat up straight: "I said, my friend, why don't you move at all, are you playing an invisible man?"

"Yuan Qiao, please introduce yourself." Jiang Qing said.

"Oh... hello, I'm Gao Yuanqiao." Gao Yuanqiao's face was a little pale, and he lowered his head after speaking.

"Tsk, do you have autism?" Yu Minghan raised his chin, looked around carefully, and found that the innocent look of the other party was quite similar to Tang Huan back then, and he couldn't help but wonder if it was the same temperament That's why the shampoo brand chose Gao Yuanqiao?

He didn't think about it any more, and said, "It's strange, when I watched the show, you were quite confident and sunny. Why, what kind of stimulation did you get?"

Gao Yuanqiao's heart skipped a beat, but he didn't say anything.

"Hey, you are still not a man. What are you doing so desperately? I haven't settled with you for stealing my friend's endorsement!" Yu Minghan roared, seeing him trembling, subconsciously lowered his volume, "Come on , you tell me what happened, in case I am in a good mood, I will help you."

"No, the endorsement is not mine anymore."

"Hey, it's just a shampoo, why has it been around us for so long." After knowing that it wasn't Gao Yuanqiao, he felt funny again.

Jiang lightly pursed his lips and smiled, suddenly felt that this young master might be able to drive Gao Yuanqiao a little bit, and he might as well forget about this guy who can't comfort others.

Thinking of this, he quietly got up, handed over the place to Yu Minghan, and went to the kitchen to watch Lin Xun cook.

Lin Xun's cooking is actually very pleasing to the eye. He is very careful in choosing and washing vegetables... The main reason is that his hands are good-looking.

He also watched Lin Xun's cooking, and then he understood why those gourmet anchors are so popular.

If Lin Xun were to be an anchor, he would be able to attract a large number of fans just by appearing on camera.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Xun lowered his head and asked.

"Hands, look good."

Lin Xun paused, the corner of his mouth curled up.

The doorbell rang, Jiang Qing went to open the door, and saw Sang Yi and Yang Meng standing outside the door at the same time.

Yang Meng took the initiative to explain: "Oh, I happened to meet my eldest niece downstairs."

The room suddenly became lively. After Yu Minghan greeted Yang Meng, he coquettishly went to pick up the bag in Sang Yi's hand: "How can young lady carry so many things with such delicate hands? Of course I will do it for you."

Sang Yi pulled it back forcefully, glared at him, and brought it to Lin Xun expressionlessly.

Yu Minghan: "..." So fierce!

A group of big men all laughed.

During the conversation, Yang Meng glanced at his phone and said, "Jing Shan and Sister Tong have posted an official blog, please repost it yourself."

Only then did Jiang Qing remember that tonight was the time to announce the good news, so she turned on her phone and took a look.

@入江之豪电影文化工作室工作室: Hello everyone, this is the official studio jointly founded by Lin Xun and Jiang Qing. In the future, the activities and news of the two will be announced and updated here. Welcome everyone to pay attention!

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