I blow my rainbow fart

Lin Xun finished his last mouthful of porridge, wiped his mouth calmly, and said with a smile, "When was the last time you washed your underwear?"

Jiang Qing: "... Hey, it's not appropriate to talk about these topics during breakfast time."

"I watched all your movies and found a very serious problem."

The topic was brought up too quickly, Jiang Qing couldn't keep up, but when he heard the movie, he reflexively asked: "What's the problem?"

"You didn't have a kissing scene or a bed scene, and Ting Po Tian just held a small hand." Lin Xun's smile deepened a bit.

Jiang Qing: "..."

"why?"

"Because I don't need it. Compared with emotional dramas, I still prefer dramas with other themes."

For example, the life of Doctors Without Borders, the theme of war, the violence of minors, the confrontation between crime and the law, and so on can attract the attention of the audience.

When he was a minor, the movies he acted in did not need emotional scenes, but when he became an adult, he sometimes had to follow the market and impose an emotional scene in the film.

For example, in "Boundless", he discussed it with director Yu Haoge and the screenwriter. Obviously, the protagonist is the rich second generation played by Jiang Qing and the middle-aged doctor in the doctor team, and the theme will be more profound.

But for the sake of the box office and the audience, I had to add an emotional line.

Of course, there is also a personal reason, that is, he doesn't believe in any undying love at all.

If you don't believe it yourself, how can you have the confidence to play a good role?

After breakfast, he went back to Jiang's house.

Aunt Yu led the servants to stand ready, busy sitting and preparing for work, and when the little ancestor arrived home, they collectively stretched a string.

But this time the little ancestor didn't seem to be in the mood to quarrel with Jiang Huai, so he took a pair of big scissors and went to the garden to play.

Jiang Huai watched from upstairs.

Aunt Yu stepped forward and asked, "Sir, do you want to prepare aromatherapy for the young master's room?"

"Well, he won't go back tonight." Jiang Huai said.

Aunt Yu glanced out and saw that Jiang Qing looked relaxed and leisurely trimmed the flowers and plants in the yard. It was really a scene of tranquility.

It's a pity that the weeds have been cut all over the ground.

"ah!"

Aunt Yu screamed, and saw that the young master cut off the pagoda tree, which was his favorite, leaving only a bare tree.

At the end, Jiang Qing raised her head and glanced provocatively in this direction.

"Sir, what should we do?" Aunt Yu was a little afraid that Jiang Huai would get angry.

"Forget it, let's plant it again." Jiang Huai said indifferently.

The lunch was hearty, and the long tables were filled with all kinds of dishes.

A servant who just arrived was very envious. This is the life of a rich man. A meal needs to be full of Chinese people.

There are still more than a dozen dishes that the father and son have not touched. There is still an empty bowl next to it, and it is unknown who took an extra one.

The dinner table was extremely quiet, only the sound of eating.

Jiang Qing had no appetite, so she ate a few mouthfuls casually, then Jiang Huai suddenly broke the silence and asked, "Are you neighbors with that man named Lin Xun?"

He paused, slowly raised his eyes, and asked with a worried expression: "Are you investigating again?"

Jiang Huai didn't answer his question directly, but said, "His family background doesn't—"

"Are you annoying!" Jiang Qing put down the bowl heavily, and the servants quickly raised the alarm in their hearts.

"How old am I, and you are still checking these things! Are you full enough!"

"I just remind you that he is not that simple." Jiang Huai said.

Jiang stood up lightly, the chair fell behind him, and there was a harsh sound.

"Do you need to remind me? I don't have eyes! Your reminder is that I can't make any friends?! Do you believe it or not? I'm going to call you right now to tell your drunken friends, what kind of wicked things have you done? "

Jiang Huai looked at him fixedly: "You care about him a lot? I investigated those people before, and you didn't react so much."

"I don't want to quarrel with you today, but..." Jiang Qing took a deep breath, twitched the corners of her mouth, walked up to him, bowed her head and whispered, "When I was young, I didn't sue you because no one would believe what a child said .But now that I have grown up, I have the right to speak. You'd better not meddle in my business anymore, or don't blame me for being crazy."

Jiang Huai turned his head, looked at him who was about to draw his sword, and said in a deep voice, "I advise you not to go crazy at any time, what is the difference between that and an animal."

"Heh, who gave birth to and raised the animals?" Jiang Qing left Jiang's house without saying a word.

Aunt Yu hesitated and said, "Sir, Aroma..."

"Throw it away, I don't know when it will be useful next time." Jiang Huai continued to eat without changing his expression.During the period, he glanced at the empty bowl with a complicated expression.

Aunt Yu was waiting, and suddenly felt that Mr. Jiang's straight waist suddenly bent a little.

In the evening, the last episode of "I Am an Actor" started broadcasting. Jiang Qing knocked on the door next door with a few bottles of soda. She didn't talk about going out at all, and only cared about the show.

It is almost conceivable that Lin Xun's runner-up will cause a frenzy of discussions, and he will also be targeted by other traffic.

But just a few minutes after the show started, the topic went off track.

The reason turned out to be the door-to-door interview!

Lin Xun's interview contained no flaws, and neither did Jiang Qing's.

At that time, Jiang Qing asked the staff member to cut the clip where the two neighbors were in the same frame, and the program team did the same, and the two did not appear in the screen at the same time.

He avoided the biggest risk, but ignored that netizens are all people who watch videos with microscopes.

[Ahhhhhh Lin Xun Suyan is so fucking handsome!Lin Xun, when will you marry me!I lie down! ]

[Jiang Qing Suyan is also superb!Still wearing home clothes hahaha!So soft, so cute, so sleepy!Ask for a link to home clothes, Jiang Qing and I fell asleep! ]

[Bridge Bean Sack!The rooms of Lin Xun and Jiang Qing are similar!The layout seems to be the same! ]

[Fuck, I was so scared that I was doing sit-ups on the spot, it really is! ]

[Floor floors are all log floors! ]

[Ah, that breakfast!Lin Xun put the breakfast on the table!Was eaten by Jiang Qing! ]

[Look carefully at the packing bag of Jiang Qing's breakfast, it's the breakfast from Lin Xun's family, that's right! ]

[Let's do a math problem. It is known that among tens of millions of people, the house is so similar to another person's house, and what is the probability of eating breakfast from the same house at the same time! ]

[Shocked, are they living together? ]

It was really hard to guard against, Jiang Qing helplessly supported her forehead, turned her head and asked: "Why don't you redecorate it?"

"Lazy, I just wanted to find a place to stay when I first moved in, and I didn't plan to stay for a long time." Lin Xun replied truthfully. At that time, he didn't expect that the next door was Jiang Qing, but now he has plans for a long-term stay.As for the decoration...isn't it good to have the same style of decoration?

As soon as the screen turned, it was the scene of the instructor giving the students a video call.

[Oh, it’s not cohabitation. When the two of them are videoing, you can see the background is still a little different.]

[Aww!Opening a video with a beautiful boy as soon as you wake up, what kind of happiness in the world is this! ]

[Hey, Mr. Lin looks at Jiang Qing so sweetly, the honey in his mouth suddenly doesn't smell good]

[God, these two are so pretty, I really can't imagine which two women can have them, why not let them digest them internally! ]

[Today is also a day to find relatives and eat candy!I really can't bear to end the show, the opportunity to spread candy in the future will be gone! ]

[It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over]

The show has finally entered the competition stage. This time, the choreography is even better, and the performance of the actors is getting better and better.

[Liu Huimin is so strong!I love this woman, you must be hot! ]

[Let her be hot, let her be hot, let her be hot...]

[I knock!Lin Xun's performance is so natural!Emotions are captured well too! ]

[Lin Xun was not suppressed by such a strong opponent as Duan Jiaxu!It is really strong when you meet the strong! ]

[Ahhhhhhhh, both Liu Huimin and Lin Xun have advanced!Gangzhen, I didn't push them both to enter the finals from the beginning! ]

[same!They did really well this season! ]

[Is there any shady? ]

[I am a live audience, I said there is no shady scene, their live appeal is stronger! ! !Liu Huimin and Lin Xun deserve your fans!Every actor is great! ]

"Drink some water." Lin Xun handed Jiang Qing a glass of water, then checked Yang Meng's news and asked when the news of the establishment of the studio would be announced.

He replied: "After this episode ends."

[Ah, ah, ah, it turned out to be an old man!Damn, I cry first! ]

[With the music, goosebumps follow!It’s too fucking classic to cry]

[As expected of a classic work, but Yazi who is not very good at acting]

[Ah, the twins are split up. Liu Huimin has a good temperament, but she still lacks girlishness. Overall, she plays better than her younger sister]

[Ahhhhhhh what kind of domineering ruffian is Lin Xun, who makes my younger sister, a courtesan, blush and heartbeat! ]

[Ao Linxun is so good-looking when he loses his temper, he loves his wife so much, it makes me sour! ]

[I have to say, there is no harm without comparison, and Ye Wu is the best! ]

At the end of the performance, the show came to commemorate Ye Wu, and the barrage was full of "May there be no sickness in heaven, and you will live forever in the world [candle]"

Then the results are announced.

[Duan Jiaxu must be number one!Otherwise, I suspect that the program group is shady! ]

[Liu Huimin hurry up! ]

[Boss Lin rushes to Master! ]

[Liu Huimin is strong, the second runner-up is also good, thanks to the program team for letting us know so many treasured actors]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Brother Xun is the runner-up!I'm going to do a forwarding lottery! ]

[I didn't expect to mix in a traffic star, the power of capital is really powerful]

[The previous words are so bitter, as a passerby, I think Lin Xun played really well in this round!come on! ]

The results quickly sparked heated discussions online.

In the eyes of netizens, Duan Jiaxu and Liu Huimin deserve their names. These low-key and powerful actors should get their honor and get rid of the trend of traffic occupying the market.

However, there are different opinions on Lin Xun. Some people say that it is the end of traffic capital, and there must be a background behind it.

Some people say that it is due to strength, there is no doubt about it.

When the debate was endless, someone on the Internet suddenly broke the news about three Reuters pictures.

It was the photo of Jiang Qing helping Lin Xun out of the hotel last night. Judging from this candid shot, the two were in an intimate pose, even a little kissing.

In any case, the late-night secret meeting and intimate actions are enough to remind people of today's results.

What kind of role did Jiang Qing play during Lin Xun's competition?

Mentor, friend or backstage?

Soon there were marketing accounts and Heizi analyzing the cooperation conspiracy between the two, starting from the details, even looking at the eyes, all kinds of scandals were rampant.

Since Lin Xun participated in this program, he attracted a lot of passers-by fans and moved other people's cakes, so there were a lot more black spots than before, and all kinds of messy black materials came out.

What kind of falsification of academic qualifications, there is a gossip claiming that Lin Xun graduated from a prestigious university, but the public information does not show any school.If it is a famous university, why not make it public, it is obviously a fraud!

What else is there to bribe the mentor, many photos of Jiang Qing's close contact with Jiang Qing have been posted, it seems that it is intentional, otherwise Jiang Qing, who is notoriously poisonous, would blow his rainbow fart everywhere?

The two also ate a couple's breakfast, and there were countless CP fans, maliciously selling corruption and attracting fans to solicit votes.

What other ex-girlfriends, old classmates, etc. came out anonymously to reveal the news.

Netizens are like jumping up and down in the melon field, each melon is darker than the other, and the newly aroused admiration is instantly overwhelmed.

Jiang Qing sighed helplessly: "Don't be angry, these people are just easy to be led, listen to the wind and rain, and eat melons immediately when they see them."

"Yeah." Lin Xun played with his phone indifferently, and the corner of his mouth raised a subtle arc.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Qing leaned over and asked.

Lin Xun raised his phone, not allowing him to look at it.

He is secretly saving the intimate photos of him and Jiang Qing that went viral on the Internet, what can he say?

Netizens are really caring, such a good photo, such a beautiful angle, so many photos... I am so happy.

After saving it, he received a message from Yang, a friend who eats melons.

[Fuck, go and like Jiang Weiwei's blog!I fucking want to knock your CP down]

He clicked on Weibo in a daze, there were too many messages, so he ignored it and clicked on Jiang Qing's Weibo.

@江青: If you doubt Lin Xun's strength, please go directly to the audience and the other two mentors, and if you doubt that the program group has shady scenes, please directly consult the program group.You need to be cautious when eating melons, and be careful not to be choked. If you eat too much unscrupulous black melons, you will be poisoned.

Why do you react so strongly when I praise someone?Did I only praise Lin Xun?Ask yourselves, is he not worthy of praise?

As for breakfast for couples... don't you guys eat buns, soy milk and fried dough sticks?I and tens of thousands of people are couples breakfast!Heizi, you guys make me very sad, let's break up, I won't have breakfast with you couple tomorrow.

Finally, congratulations to @林向@刘慧民 for achieving great results, and @高远乔 also worked very hard. I hope everyone can see every actor who is working hard behind the scenes.

The author has something to say: Jiang Qing: You help me, I will help you, community civilization is maintained by everyone.

Lin Xun: It's love (*≧▽≦)

Thanks to the fairy sisters for the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of seven-second memory;