I blow my rainbow fart

Jiang Qing didn't know how to cook, but he agreed as soon as he got excited.

Of course, he is as witty as he is, and he quickly thought of the whole hot pot, a hot meal, complete with meat and vegetables, perfect!

Since Lin Xun doesn't like spicy food, he prepared a beef hot pot.

There were very few ingredients in the house, so he put the pot in Lin Xun's kitchen.

Lin Xun asked, "What about the bottom of the pot? You also make it yourself?"

"Shall I order a pot bottom myself?" Jiang Qing cleverly picked up her phone, and as soon as she opened the delivery app, Lin Xun snatched it away.

"I teach you."

Jiang Qing: "It's not that good, it's so inconvenient."

"convenient."

"No, I mean my hands may not be very convenient."

Lin Xun watched him quietly.

After a long time, he was defeated: "Do it, do it, do it!"

After preparing all the auxiliary materials, Jiang Qing stood in front of the pot, as if facing an enemy, and asked, "How to do it?"

1 minute passed without any answer.

He turned his head to look, and saw Lin Xun slowly opening the webpage, searching for the recipe of Niu Tau Hot Pot.

"..." Jiang Qing gritted his teeth, "Believe it or not, I can turn a shovel into braised Lin Xun?"

"I can't eat a good hot pot in a hurry." Lin Xun said with a smile, "Pour oil, add sliced ​​ginger, star anise..."

There was a sound of oil sizzling, Jiang Qing stepped back half a meter away, threw ginger slices and star anise into it, and waved the shovel across the distance. Those who didn't know it thought they were dancing a big god.

Suddenly, the hand was covered by a big hand, and there was a burst of warmth from the back of the hand, not much lower than the temperature of the oil pan.

"How do you run so far." Lin Xun said with a normal expression, he used his hands to bring him closer, and held his hand to stir fry in the pot twice.

The aroma immediately wafted out, and the other hand put in the sliced ​​beef.

Jiang Qing struggled twice, but the other party grabbed tighter and tighter. He said blankly: "You didn't say you were teaching by hand."

Lin Xun: "It's a helpless move. I don't want to see my kitchen destroyed. Be serious."

"Oh." Jiang Qing was persuaded, and after thinking about it carefully, he had already lifted his status as a gay, so there was nothing to avoid.

After adding water to the pot, Lin Xun let go of his hand and smiled calmly: "Isn't it very simple?"

"It seems to be okay."

Jiang Qing moved a little closer to see what was going on in the pot out of curiosity.

I didn't notice that Lin Xun put his hand behind his back and shook it lightly, the temperature in his palm was very hot.

After the bottom of the pot is ready, it is moved to the living room. On the table are fresh snowflake beef slices, three-flowered five-flowered toes, spoon kernels, dragons, beef balls, etc., as well as fresh vegetables.

The hot air in the pot whets the appetite.

Jiang Qing put the meat slices into the colander, up and down, put the cooked meat into Lin Xun's bowl, and then happily boiled the meat for himself.

Halfway through eating, I felt a little half full on an empty stomach, and the speed slowed down.

Through the heat and smoke in the middle, he glanced at Lin Xun who was opposite him, he was full of questions and didn't know where to ask them.

At this time, Lin Xun raised his head, and the heat made his lips redder: "What do you want to know?"

Jiang Qing was taken aback, and simply asked directly: "You really opened Ryan Investment? Where did you get the funds from?"

"Yes, the subject of the school at that time was how to run a company. Practice is worse than discussion, so I tried it."

Jiang Qing: "..." What kind of gangster behavior is this?

"Don't worry about the funds. I have also made a lot of money from competition prizes, project remuneration, stock speculation and funds. Oh, and pocket money from childhood to adulthood."

"Do you make a lot of money in stocks?"

"Many, I happened to meet a bull market, and then I didn't bother to care about it, so I got out of it. Who knows that the stock market will go downhill later, good luck." Lin Xun smiled, saying that it was really just good luck.

Jiang Qing rolled her eyes: "Is there much pocket money?"

"Many, there are many relatives in the family, but few children. I am the oldest one." Lin Xun smiled, "I also have a few cousins, who are very cute."

After finishing speaking, Jian Jiang gave a light "Oh" and poked the bowl without answering.

Suddenly, Lin Xun remembered the rainy night before, when the other party came home drenched.

From Shu Tong's words, we can roughly understand that Jiang Qing doesn't seem to have a good relationship with his family.

He secretly annoyed, then smiled and said: "They like handsome guys very much. If they see you, they will definitely like you very much."

"Really?" Jiang smiled lightly.

"Of course." Lin Xun looked into his bright eyes and added, "No one will dislike you."

Jiang smiled lightly, biting his chopsticks, and said to himself: Rainbow farts are so powerful, it's comforting to listen to!

He replied with a rainbow fart: "You are also quite handsome."

"quite?"

Jiang Qing: "..." Why are you still climbing up the pole?

He added: "Very! Very! The kind of handsome that overflows!"

Lin Xun frowned and gave him a beef ball: "If you can talk, talk more."

"..."

Jiang lightly took a bite of the beef balls, and the delicious juice came out, wrapped in the firm meatballs. After chewing for a while, he returned to the topic: "What is the purpose of opening the studio?"

"because of you."

Jiang Qing paused and opened her lips slightly. For a moment, she didn't know whether to continue eating or to say something, but the next moment she turned her head and coughed twice: "I almost got stuck!"

Lin Xun propped one hand on the table, pressed his forehead and kept laughing. It took a long time before he said with a smile: "I'm serious, it's really because of you. I appreciate your serious and picky attitude towards work, I believe you You can make a lot of money for me. At the same time, I want to help you, and a person with such a heart like you should not be trapped by outside public opinion."

Jiang Qing looked at him steadily, not knowing what to say.

Say he is an entrepreneur, and help him with simple and ridiculous ideas.Say he is a philanthropist, but not necessarily, the other party will still use himself to make money.

"There are so many people in the entertainment industry..." Jiang Qing muttered.

"But I only like you." Lin Xun interrupted him.

Jiang Qing glanced at him angrily, if he hadn't known that Lin Xun was not gay, he would almost have felt that the other party had been flirting with him all night.

"what do you like about me?"

"I like them all, looks, figure, personality, work..." Lin Xun listed a large basket of advantages, "Well... and the decoration style of the house, I also like it."

Jiang Qing:? ? ?

Do you like this?

The toilet paper is still imported, and the washboard is inherited from the ancestors. Do you like it?

He slandered for a moment, and almost suspected that Lin Xun was really confessing his love in disguise!I even started to think, is he really so good?

some.

He proudly ate another ball and asked, "Where is the company address?"

"It's just upstairs from Ryan. I just rented it out, and the relevant procedures are still being processed. Don't worry, you can think about it slowly."

"What if I keep saying no?"

"Then don't open it, open an e-sports club instead."

Jiang Qing was almost stuck by the meatball again.

Oh my god, compared to Lin Xun's Ba Zong, he is a fake and shoddy product.

"You mean, you have to sign me?"

"Correct."

Jiang Qing was a little flustered, and smiled triumphantly: "I am very grateful to my elder brother for looking up to me, but this is not something that can be discussed over a meal."

"Then three meals?" Lin Xun asked, "Another five cups of milk tea?"

Jiang Qing: "..."

You run slowly, I can't catch up with your brain circuit!

After the meal, Lin Xun cleared the table, stood by the sink to wash the dishes, and said, "There is fruit in the refrigerator, do you want to eat it?"

"Eat." Jiang Qing took out a box of strawberries and put them by the pool.

Lin Xun took them apart, washed them one by one, put them in a bowl, pushed them in front of him, and then continued to wash the dishes.

Jiang Qing took a bowl and ate a few, feeling that he was a little caring.

It seemed a bit too grandpa to be a guest by himself, so he kindly picked up a strawberry and fed it to his mouth: "Your reward."

"Thank you." Lin Xun's hands were not empty, he smiled and bit on it, and accidentally touched the other's finger, suppressing the change in his heart.

The sweetness immediately filled the mouth, as if it had slipped to somewhere in the heart.

He tilted his head and whispered, "I still want to eat."

"Eat, eat, eat, you will die of fat." Jiang Qing handed another one over and warned, "Don't touch my hand."

After a while, Jiang Qing became angry: "... Lin Xun! I won't let you touch it, so just bite me!"

Lin Xun's shoulders trembled slightly, and he received two punches, which were neither painful nor itchy, like a cat scratching.

In the evening, the latest episode of "I Am an Actor" was played. Jiang Qing took a drink, Lin Xun washed the fruit, and then sat on the sofa to watch together.

After the preparations were completed, Lin Xun took the computer to deal with the work.

Occasionally glanced at the show, and found that Jiang Qing was not farting a series of rainbow farts, but was picking on faults.

[Jiang Qing's seal is lifted!It's starting to piss people off! ]

[Reviews cause comfort! ]

[Could it be too ruthless, at least save some face for others, I feel so sorry for the female players, I'm about to cry]

[Jiang Qing is ten years younger than others, and doesn't respect others at all]

[It’s not black or bragging, I think what he said is quite right, it’s because you guys are too tolerant of actors that you let so many bad movies get together]

[Jiang Qing's style is getting better and better, add chicken legs to the makeup artist]

……

Halfway through the broadcast, Jiang Qing took a sip of saliva and suddenly said, "Let's make a bet."

"What's the bet?" Lin Xun asked with his head turned.

Jiang Qing raised her chin slightly, her neckline was clear, her eyes were sly and proud, and she said slowly, "I bet you will fall in love with me later."

Lin Xun's throat tightened, his fingers loosened, he unconsciously typed on the keyboard, and asked indistinctly, "Where's the bet?"

"Hmm..." Jiang Qing looked around, picked up a bottle of cold beer next to him, "This one, whoever loses will do it."

"it is good."

After finishing the last bit of work, Lin Xun focused on watching the TV, and soon the last contestant appeared.

As soon as Wang Mingzhi stood on the stage, the barrage began to flood the screen. His fans mobilized in unison, blowing rainbow farts wildly, but the performance was obviously not as impactful as the previous two groups.

Then Jiang Qing started to fight again.

[Tear the flow with bare hands, Jiang Qing, you are awesome! ]

[Woc, run!The enemy soldiers came to insult Jiang Qing! ]

[Jiang Qing, I advise you to be kind. The entertainment industry is not your home, and the stage is not your boss. The two seniors didn't say anything, so what are you forcing me to do! ]

[I just love my brother's acting, what's wrong!He's just a rookie, not as good as you who debuted for 20 years!Why such a personal attack? ! ]

[I feel sorry for my brother, don't participate in this broken show! ]

[My brother is on the show to show everyone, I admire this kind of courage, my brother flies bravely, we will always be together! ]

[Su Hongru is giggling!Hahahaha, I must have laughed at Jiang Qing's coquettish manipulation! ]

[Su Hongru OS: How did this child speak out what was in my heart]

[Wang Mingzhi should go back to practice again, and it is a miracle that Jiang Qing was not beaten to death. ]

Lin Xun said awkwardly: "Are you sure this kind of scene will make me fall in love with you?"

Jiang Qing looked up at the sky in embarrassment.

At this time, Wang Mingzhi's words on the TV interrupted them, which also caused a barrage of carnival.

——Teacher Jiang, I want to challenge you.

[Ah ah ah!Fans of passers-by were fanned by this statement!cool! ]

[Wang Mingzhi rushes to the duck! ]

[Brother, you are the best!come on! Come on! ]

[Am I the only one who thinks he's trying to spark a fire? ]

[Stimulation, stop being pushy, gkd! ]

After that, there was a backstage mentor PK match. Jiang Qing and Liu Huimin had a short rehearsal clip, and edited a clip of him pulling each other to watch the video to find confidence.

[Why doesn't Jiang Qing rehearse?I'm still watching the video, isn't it clear that I don't want to bring people? ]

[I don't know this woman, who is she? ]

[Is he underestimating the enemy?What can this do well? ]

After 1 minute, Liu Huimin's personal interview was played in the voice-over: "The biggest gain from participating in this program is knowing Jiang Qing. He helped me adjust my mentality, let me watch my edited videos to give me confidence, and spared no effort to teach me. To be honest, At my age, it is difficult to have any creative passion, but after working with him, I seem to have regained my enthusiasm!"

[Does the face in front hurt? ]

[Is it because you are too careless, or do you think our ginger powder can't lift a knife?Originally, I just wanted to watch the light show quietly, so I had to make a mess of it.Aunts, when you were chasing stars, you didn't know where to play with mud! ]

[Sister is right, we have to reorganize, old ginger powder is not easy to mess with. ]

[No bragging, the cooperation between Liu Huimin and Jiang Qing this time is indeed much better than the one with Wang Mingzhi. ]

[Huh?Whether this actress has acted in a famous literary film or not, I didn't even recognize it. ]

[A good actor doesn't just want his own play to be good, it's really good if he can inspire other actors. ]

[Is it finally the exciting moment! ]

[Ahhhhhhhh I'm so envious of the audience in this episode!Looking forward to the interim script! ]

[rwkk, what kind of script will be played? ]

Lin Xun's attention was immediately attracted, and he looked at the person who had just finished one performance and was about to prepare for the second one, and said, "No wonder it ended so late last time."

Jiang Qing nodded: "If it's not too late, it is estimated that the recording time can be longer, at least let us be fully prepared."

At this time, a burst of warm applause interrupted their conversation.

[Hahahaha my god, this look, let me laugh a few times first! ]

[This line is a real sand sculpture, Wang Mingzhi is going to laugh at the self-reported family, hahahahaha, ouch, I can't do it, next one will come]

[Jiang Qing didn't laugh? !Why can he continue acting in a serious manner?Isn't this just a spoof work? ]

[Jiang Qing: It's time to show real skills! ]

[Wang Mingzhi couldn't handle the scene, he was embarrassed, just called Michael to work hard, and now he slapped him in the face]

[Sure enough, it's a spark, I can't even catch Jiang Qing's eyes]

[A wave of prophecy, someone will shout later: Do you know how hard my brother works! ]

[Sunspot guna!Do you know how hard my brother works!My brother is not from a major in the first place, so how can he beat someone like Jiang Qing who has debuted for so many years!Don't mock him! ]

[Hahaha I'm going to die laughing at the prophet in front! ]

[Go back and sing, this is the actor's stage]

Lin Xun was slightly surprised, he had never seen Jiang Qing in this state.

Every movement involves a different expression change, and the articulation and setbacks of the lines are perfect and impeccable.

It seems that when we cooperated with him before, the other party didn't use all their strength at all.

How much ability does this person have?

At the final stage of the performance, after Jiang Qing tied up the person and took off the dinosaur costume, the audience exclaimed.

[woc, what sand sculpture reversed the ending? ]

[Playing as a woman?Don't even need makeup? ? ? ]

[Ah Wei is dead! ! !This look!This gesture!So fucking womanly! ]

[Is this the real strength?There is no need for the support of clothing and makeup at all, and there is no sense of disobedience in acting the opposite sex!Simply beat all the actresses!Stand firm! ! ! ]

[dbq, my phantom limb stone has changed!This waist is twisted too hard! ]

[Jiang Qing, do you need a boyfriend? ]

[Dude, don’t come and rob us! ]

[Hahahaha stop arguing, whoever pronounces the beauty's name completely, take him away! ]

[It turns out that I am not worthy! ]

[I can't remember, goodbye.Before leaving, let me say something, Jiang Qing is awesome! ]

Lin Xun ignored the increasingly strange bullet screens and stared closely at the people on the screen. He could even see Wang Mingzhi's stupefaction, obviously he didn't expect Jiang Qing to have this side.

Every frown and smile seduces people's souls, every step of the way seems to be stepping on someone else's heart...

"How's it going, isn't it good?" Jiang shook his legs lightly, looking at him with a smug smile.

Lin Xun turned his head and smiled at each other.

Jiang Qing browsed around on Weibo, and the video of him and Wang Mingzhi was reposted everywhere. The word "explosive" was attached to the topic, and the short video platform also began to repost it.

Wang Mingzhi himself has many opponents, but this time, whoever started it, a large number of black people attacked Wang Mingzhi on various platforms, causing negative comments from passers-by.He held and stomped again, blowing Jiang lightly into the sky.

Shu Tong had expected it a long time ago, and quickly contacted a familiar marketing account to suppress it, and then went to the fan group to say hello, and refused to flatter her at this time, otherwise she would be treated as a black fan.

Seeing Wang Mingzhi being beaten to the ground due to his embarrassing acting skills, Wang Mingzhi immediately posted a self-deprecating Weibo.

@汪明知: Mr. Jiang deserves to be you, I am convinced that I lost, next time we meet, I will be able to pronounce your full name [clench fist]

Jiang Qing also had no intention of tearing him apart, and the account was almost always in Shu Tong's hands.

Shu Tong is very smart. He waited until Wang Mingzhi's self-hacking Weibo was topped by fans, and then commented: "Okay [grinning]

Then the topic of Jiang Qing and Wang Mingzhi's love for each other suddenly popped up on the Internet, such as "colleagues performing a sand sculpture drama together", "brothers and brothers Gong's Weibo likes and comments", etc., it seems to be picked up from this simple and not simple Weibo Something terrible happened.

At this time, the old ginger fans who have always been law-abiding took action.

They edited together all the highlights since Jiang Qing participated in the show, and put them on Weibo without bragging or blackmail.

So Jiang Qing's acting skills were once again discussed by passers-by, and the actors who worked with him were also discussed, from traffic newcomers to unknown supporting roles, and finally came to a conclusion-Wang Mingzhi was the best.

Knowing that fans can't talk about acting skills, Wang Mingzhi released the video of Wang Mingzhi's singing, a full set of rainbow farts, which attracted the disgust of many passers-by.

Wang Mingzhi was so angry that he was so angry that he ordered the team to quickly cancel the trending search, and then find someone to block the gun.

Not long after, the news that a third-tier artist smoked in public quickly became a hot search.

……

Jiang Qing looked at these things on the Internet and said with emotion: "Nowadays, artists, you can't tell when they will detonate the traffic or go to the center of the earth. Signing an artist is more and more like a bet, do you understand what I mean? "

Lin Xun nodded, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he said without doubt: "But you are different from them, you are worthy of investment, you won't let me down, right?"

Jiang Qing stared at his serious expression, and said for a long time: "Cut, I haven't agreed yet, I'm going back to sleep."

"Good night." Lin Xun got up and sent him out.

Jiang Qing turned his back to him and waved.

After seeing off people, Lin Xun went back to the sofa to pack his things, glanced at the side from the corner of his eye, put down the things in his hands, and picked up the cold beer on the table.

Suddenly, a figure of a stalker appeared in his mind, his eyes were hesitant to talk, and even the corners of his eyes were filled with an unspeakable emotion.

He bent the corner of his mouth, and his tough and clear face was immediately covered with a layer of tenderness, he pulled the ring and drank it all in one gulp.

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 cherry blossom of the gods;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles;