I blow my rainbow fart

Lin Xun was full of questions, such as why are you here?How did you get in?Have you ever thought about the consequences of breaking into a man's house in the middle of the night?Are you here to seduce me...

But after seeing that the other party was more dazed than he was, he asked a question that was neither painful nor itchy.

Jiang Qing stared at him dumbfounded, until he let go of his hand, then he asked nonchalantly, "How much is the cup?"

Lin Xun stretched out his hand: "This number."

Jiang Qing collapsed powerlessly, sat down on the ground, carefully picked up the pieces, and tried to piece them together like a jigsaw puzzle, muttering: "I didn't mean it, I'm so poor...try first Can it be made up?"

Lin Xun pinched his wrist to prevent him from moving around: "Don't tie your hands."

"I can't have this hand anymore. It was this hand just now. It ran away from home. Do you want it? I'll give you this hand."

Jiang Qing looked at him aggrievedly, trying to get forgiveness, but who knew that the other party would not accept this, Lin Xun swept the debris into the trash can and said, "Let's pay it in another way."

Jiang Qing: "..."

I mean it!You are so polite!

Usually at times like this, local tyrants or overlords would say "a little money, don't worry about it, just make me happy"? !

It's fake, it's all fake, and those fans still call Lin Boss every day, they are so hard to get.

After packing up the pieces, Lin Xun turned back, looked down at him, and then stretched out his hand: "Do you want to spend the night with the floor?"

Jiang Qing looked at the pair of thin and strong hands, and caught a glimpse of the enviable figure from the corner of her eye, she was so sore that she couldn't help herself.

He stubbornly didn't reach out, and got up by himself.

Lin Xun smiled silently, then straightened his face in a flash, and asked, "How did you get in?"

"Just enter the password." Jiang Qing muttered, then stared at him carefully, "Could you be the new resident here?"

Lin Xun raised his eyebrows: "Well, you too?"

Jiang Qing rubbed her face, lamented this speechless fate again, and said: "I live next door, and the original neighbor asked me to move his potted plants. I just remembered to continue moving. I didn't expect you to not change the password. .”

While he was explaining, Lin Xun took out two European-style cups out of nowhere, poured hot water on them, and passed a cup in front of him.

"Well, I was negligent. I didn't expect him to tell others the password."

Jiang Qing took a sip of hot water to moisten her throat, and gradually relieved her tense nerves, she sat down on the sofa next to her, crossed her legs, and squinted her eyes: "Could it be you who fooled me with the cup? ? Is it really that expensive?"

"You can check."

Speaking of this, the other party is still so frank, it would be a fool not to check.

"The time and place of the auction?" He took out his mobile phone to open the webpage, and entered it according to the answer given by the other party. As soon as the page popped up, he counted the digits carefully, and almost smashed the cup in his hand again.

This prodigal thing, drinking water is so extravagant? !

He quietly asked: "Does Yang Meng know that you bought such an expensive thing?"

Lin Xun didn't understand why the topic came back to Yang Meng, but he still answered truthfully: "I know, some of them were given to me." Let me pay the bill.

But I didn't say the last sentence, otherwise it would look too dazzling, low-key is his consistent criterion, um.

But I didn't expect that even if he didn't show off, the other party seemed to be frightened by him, looking at him in shock, his eyes filled with disbelief.

He coughed twice: "Actually, this is nothing..."

Hearing this, Jiang Qing was even more surprised.

I underestimated Yang Meng, this is not a little boy raised, it is clearly raised a golden statue.

One dares to support, the other dares to defeat, it is really a match made in heaven.

He looked back and forth at Lin Xun, wondering what the hell it was, so expensive?

His gaze was fixed on Lin Xun's face, the exquisite and impeccable facial features could indeed make countless people kneel and lick.

Looking at the figure again, woo, I shed tears of envy.

Tonight is also a lemon zest.

Seeing his complex expression, Lin Xun wondered, "What are you thinking?"

"This water is quite sour." Jiang Qing said with a smile, and put down the glass, "I'll go back first, you can keep that potted plant for yourself."

"I send you."

"No, how do you go out dressed like this?"

"I didn't say I was going out."

"...Aww."

Lin Xun got up and followed him. He had just taken two steps when the person in front suddenly turned around. Fortunately, he stopped in time.

"What's wrong? Can't bear to leave?"

Jiang Qing pouted: "That cup, I'll go back and transfer the money to you later, please give me a card number."

"No need." Lin Xun said.

"Really?!" Jiang Qing looked at him with crystal eyes, thinking that that cup could subsidize Wutong's living expenses for a year, his heart ached.

Just when he couldn't help but change his mind about Lin Xun, he heard the other party say: "Well, didn't you say to pay compensation in a different way. I just moved here and I am not familiar with the surrounding environment. Please take me to look around during this time. Look."

Jiang Qing pursed his lips, his time is also very precious, okay, it's really cheap to change a broken cup when eating, sleeping and watching movies.

"Barely do it."

Lin Xun raised his eyebrows: "Reluctantly? Then it's better to pay."

"It's not forced at all! Serving you is my happiest, happiest, happiest thing!" Jiang Qing showed eight teeth.

Lin Xun was very satisfied after hearing the word "most" several times in succession, "Okay, I'll be here anytime."

"Oh." Jiang Qing turned around and rolled her eyes behind his back.

When he reached the door, just as he raised his wrist, a hand stretched out behind him to grab the doorknob, almost surrounding half of him.

Jiang Qing froze for a moment: "I'll do it myself."

"It's okay, the first day of moving, thank you Teacher Jiang for coming." Lin Xun opened the door with a smile, and said with a warm spring breeze, "Good night."

Jiang Qing opened her mouth, said "um" and went back to her room.

Hearing the sound of the door closing next door, Lin Xun closed his own door, leaned behind the door and smiled.

Unexpectedly, I thought it was fate to meet in the community, but I didn't expect to become neighbors.

He couldn't help but think of the panda brooch and his cousin's nonsense.

Is it really fate?

Destined to be a neighbor?

In the early morning, Jiang Qing was still immersed in a sweet dream, when the hurried doorbell rang suddenly, arguing one after another.

"Who is it!" He yelled in a muffled voice, but unfortunately no one outside could hear him, only the loud ringing of the bell answered him.

He lifted the quilt, filled with cold air, and strode downstairs to open the door.

Lin Xun, the dog day!

He half-closed his eyes: "Did I rob you of your money or your wife? Are you going to do this to me?"

"It's almost ten o'clock." Lin Xun dressed casually and looked at his watch, "Early to bed and early is a good boy."

"Go away." He held the doorknob and was about to close the door. Suddenly, one foot firmly pressed against the door.

Lin Xun was not annoyed at all, and showed the bag in his hand: "Breakfast, fresh and hot, do you want to eat?"

Jiang Qing rubbed his eyes, the breath slowly dissipated when he got up, and reached out to pick it up: "Eat, thank you."

Lin Xun carried the bag a little higher, not letting him get it, and asked with a smile: "It's a courtesy, why don't you invite me in?"

"I'll treat you to breakfast another day."

"No. You've been breaking into my room at night, so you still don't allow me to have a friendly visit in the morning?" Lin Xun took advantage of his dazed mind just after waking up, "In order to build a harmonious and friendly neighborhood relationship, we Everyone contributes. When you come, I go, and the civilization of the community depends on us to maintain it."

Jiang Qing let him into the room in a daze, always feeling that something was wrong.

Oh, this kid is more suitable as a rainbow fart ambassador than him.

Lin Xun followed behind him, looking around his back.The silk nightgown was as long as his calves, revealing a pair of white jade feet. When he looked back at him, his eyes were blurred and his hair fell to his cheeks, giving him a lazy beauty.

"You sit down first, I'll go wash your face." Jiang Qing took him to the dining table, pulled out a chair, and felt that she was too kind, so she wanted to push it back.

"Okay." Lin Xun had already sat down, raised his head sideways, and smiled at him, the corners of his eyes seemed to have the smell of the sun outside, "Go and put on your shoes first."

Jiang Qing looked down at her bare feet, curled up her toes, then turned to put on her shoes, and then glanced at the silhouette sitting at the dining table by the French window.

The other party leaned lazily on the chair, looked around, and accidentally met his gaze.

With a thought, he walked quickly into the bathroom, brushing his teeth while staring at the mirror.

Dog Bi Lin Xun, so beautiful in the morning.

In terms of beauty, you can't lose!

He picked up the most expensive facial cleanser on the cabinet. After rubbing his face, he took a closer look at his chin. The beard stubble hadn't come out yet, so it was fine.

After touching my hair twice, I used a styling spray to make a simple and handsome hairstyle.Then I went to the cloakroom to pick and choose, and put on a set of haute couture.

Lin Xun glanced over the first floor. The decoration style is simple and elegant. Because there are few rooms, the space looks extraordinarily bright, and it is almost possible to see the whole situation at a glance.

I didn't expect such an interesting person, but the house is quite boring.

Most of the heat from breakfast had disappeared before the other party arrived late.

Footsteps were heard in the stairwell, and he looked back, caught off guard for a moment.

But for a moment, Jiang Qing actually dressed herself up like a human being, and even her hair exuded a handsome and charming aura.

When passing by, I smelled a light and fresh lime scent, which relieved the scorching heat of the hot summer.

This behavior is really weird...

According to Yang, an unreliable and enthusiastic netizen, his former lovers had different personalities, but the only similarity was that everyone would get up early to dress up, just to get a compliment from him when he opened his eyes.

He swallowed his saliva, stared at the other party for a moment after he sat down, and praised: "You are so pretty."

Sure enough, Jiang Qing was stunned for a moment, then raised his chin proudly, looked at him with crooked eyebrows, his eyes turned bright, then lowered his head to prepare for breakfast, the corners of his mouth could not be suppressed.

Lin Xun was surprised for a while, his face remained calm, but his heart was stirred up.

From childhood to adulthood, there are countless people who like him, but he has always had the attitude of "love as you like, and stay away from three meters away".

He himself doesn't know what kind of person he likes. Once he sees too much, he feels that there is no one in this world who will spend the rest of his life with him.

He has always been a boring person, not because he is boring, but because he is bored with other things.

Many things are forced to do, and once learned, the fun is lost.The same is true for people, once they know enough, they no longer have novelty.

But Jiang Qing seems to be different, always attracting his attention, as if you never know what kind of person he is, which makes him constantly want to dig into the other person's heart.

At this moment, he felt... Did he get it?

Jiang Qing shouldn't, like him too, right?

How can this be good?

"Aren't you going to eat?" Jiang Qing opened the bag and found that there were both Chinese and Western dishes. Seeing that he was in a daze, he couldn't help asking.

"Ah?" Lin Xun suddenly came back to his senses, "I ate it, you can eat it."

Jiang Qing said in surprise: "Bring it for me?"

"Well, for community civilization."

Jiang Qing rolled her huge eyes in front of him.

Lin Xun smiled, look, this kid also knows how to seduce people, sometimes he is cunning and cute, sometimes he is mischievous, mischievous and listless.

Jiang Qing finished his breakfast under the complicated gaze of the other party, and was in a good mood, thinking that it must be his amazing beauty that made him forget to breathe!

Heh, I don't even know how good-looking your light grandpa is without dressing up!

Since he was in a good mood, he agreed to take Lin Xun to familiarize himself with the surrounding environment without thinking.

Before going out, he ran back to the cloakroom, took out a pair of the latest sunglasses he bought a while ago, walked in front of Lin Xun in a cool and domineering manner, and snapped his fingers: "Let's go!"

The corners of Lin Xun's mouth curled up uncontrollably.

Or... let's just wait and see what happens, and see what tricks he can pull out, Lin Xun, who has begun to fall into self-strategy, thought.

The environment of the community is very good. Even in the city center, the greening is quite good. The roads are lined with lush trees, which block the hot sun.

The entertainment and leisure facilities are complete, including gymnasium, bar, and various ball clubs.

Go out of the gate and walk tens of meters forward, there is an imported living supermarket, next to it are various shopping malls and office buildings.

The two walked on the road, occasionally chatting a few words.

Both of them are tall and long-legged, and they can hardly conceal their demeanor even wearing sunglasses.There are many handsome men and beautiful women in this area, and there are even several entertainers living in the community, but the two of them appearing on the road at the same time still attracted the attention of many passers-by.

A few girls on the side of the road pushed and shoved, and the leading girl looked at them with peach blossoms, and mustered up the courage to walk towards them.

Lin Xun glanced at the girl, and noticed that Jiang Qing who was next to him suddenly quickened his pace, striding forward, leaving only an unattainable back view for the girl.

The girl paused, and then turned her attention to Lin Xun.

The next moment, this handsome guy went after another handsome guy.

girl:"……"

After a small episode, Lin Xun looked at the time and saw that the surroundings were almost full, so he invited him to dinner.

Jiang Qing unceremoniously went to the revolving restaurant on the top floor.

All kinds of meals were placed in the dining area. Jiang Qing sat on the seat holding a plate, and noticed that the other party's plate was full of Western food, and wondered: "Do you like Western food?"

Lin Xun nodded: "I'm used to it."

"That's it... I'll get some more." Jiang Qing turned around, got up and put some Sichuan dishes on the table, and smiled slyly, "I still prefer Chinese food, do you want to try it?"

Lin Xun met his expectant gaze, knowing that the other party was doing it on purpose, but he still couldn't help trying something new, picked up a few pieces of Kung Pao Chicken, and put it in his mouth.

The spicy stimulation immediately activated the taste buds. Although it was not too hot, it was still a bit risky for him who never eats spicy food.

He exhaled again and again, took a sip of cold water, and said "delicious".

Jiang Qing thought he was pretending, but he didn't expect that he really couldn't eat spicy food, so she quickly poured water for him, and seeing that his expression improved, she said stiffly: "If you can't eat it, don't eat it, I didn't force you."

Lin Xun waved his hand: "It's okay, I'm just going to give it a try, it really isn't too hot for me."

Jiang Qing was amused by him, gathered all the dishes in front of her, and pushed the plate of western food that she had chosen before to him without saying a word, to show her sincerity.

Lin Xun paid attention to his small movements, the fire in his throat went down, and he ran to his heart, feeling a little hot.

"It's so hot." Jiang Qing said abruptly.

"Huh?" Lin Xun looked at him with deep eyes, "Where is it hot?"

"It's the weather." Jiang Qing rushed outside and pouted, "The sun is so hot, I forgot to put on sunscreen."

The first step of beauty was forgotten.

Lin Xun bowed his head, slightly hooked the corner of his mouth, and nodded in agreement.

This inexplicable dryness must be caused by the weather.

The sun was shining brightly, and the two went home after dinner.

The two opened the door at the same time, and Lin Xun suddenly stopped him: "Thank you for your enthusiastic help, and I will treat you to dinner some other day."

"Didn't you invite me just now?"

"Well, I'll do it myself next time."

Jiang Qing raised her eyebrows: "Can you still cook?"

"Yes, the opportunity is rare, first come, first served." Lin Xun smiled and opened the door, "I will let you know when I finish my work these days."

"Okay." Don't eat for nothing.

He sighed again that Yang Mengzhen would find someone.

Shu Tong rushed back after finishing work at the Wutong Orphanage, leaving Sang Yi to stay there for a few days.

Shu Tong learned that Lin Xun had moved to his next door, so he came to visit him for some reason, but no one was home next door, so he talked about business with Jiang Qing.

"The director of "The Actor" contacted me. The ratings of the recent episodes have been good, but the topic has started to decline. He hopes you can create a little more conflict."

Jiang Qing expressed his understanding.

The program team invited him because of his poisonous tongue skills. Although his subversive image of rainbow fart has caused a wave of enthusiasm, but if it continues, it is inevitable that the audience will get tired of it.

The program team wanted to do something new, but Wen Jiaxin and Su Hongru were more difficult to deal with, so the guns were pointed at him again.

"Is there a list of players for the next issue?"

"At present, we only know that Wang Mingzhi participated."

"Then he is too miserable." He sighed with emotion.

Shu Tong rubbed his eyebrows helplessly, looked at the calendar, struggled for a moment, and said, "Do you still remember tomorrow's day?"

"I don't remember." Jiang Qing replied without thinking.

"I still don't remember. I haven't said the date yet... You haven't been home for a long time. Go and have a look. It's your dad's birthday anyway."

She knew that Jiang Qing had a bad relationship with her father. Since she took over Jiang Qing, the other party never took the initiative to say go home.It is said that his family objected to his acting, and he had to quarrel when he got home, and later he moved out by himself when he was a little older.

Logically speaking, child stars like him are the most difficult to bring along, especially when they are rebellious in adolescence.

But Jiang Qing doesn't fall in love, doesn't cause trouble, and doesn't spread gossip, so it's very easy to carry.

But he is not without temper, he just gave all his temper to his father, and this rebellion lasted for a long time, until now the relationship between father and son has not eased.

She was always looking for an opportunity for them to reconcile.

Jiang Qing turned the phone indifferently: "What's there to do, how many people are begging to celebrate his birthday, I'm the only one missing."

"Do me a favor, please? Don't let others say that I'm spoiling you, and I won't even go back for my own father's birthday." Shu Tong persuaded her softly. Once she speaks in this tone, Jiang Qing probably won't be able to refuse , "Xiaobao has a parent meeting tomorrow, and I haven't had time to attend his parent meeting for several years."

Hearing this, Jiang Qing lowered her eyes and nodded: "Well, you can go."

After Shu Tong left, he lay down on the bed and slept all afternoon, got up halfway, had dinner, and then went to bed again.

At ten o'clock in the evening, someone rang the doorbell, but he ignored it, because he didn't want to see people.

The phone suddenly turned on a few times in the dark, and a new message came in.

Stupid pig! :have you slept?I brought something to eat, do you want to eat?

He typed two words and sent it: asleep.

Stupid pig! : Then you have a good rest, I will cook a big dinner tomorrow night, invite some friends, you can come too.

He didn't reply, and fell asleep with his head covered.

The consequence was that I woke up before six o'clock the next day.

He got up slowly, washed up and went to the cloakroom.

Jiang Huai is a businessman who dresses like a serious thing every day, and hates him the most in the entertainment industry, as if he has lost Jiang Huai's face.

He specially chose a suit of clothes, a cheap item from a certain treasure, a loose trendy white T, all of which are full of unsightly English foul language, most people will not notice what is written.

The trousers are ripped trousers, which are the most unsightly style for middle-aged and elderly people.

After taking care of her hair specially, she curled her coquettish curls with a curling iron, and then went back to that house full of coquettishness.

Jiang's family is located in the eastern suburbs, surrounded by mountains and rivers, with an elegant environment.

He drove a supercar, but drove forward at a slow speed, causing the drivers on the road to look sideways, and was scolded a few times as "Saobao".

The iron-patterned gate at the gate was still working, and it was opened to both sides. The busy servants in the garden stopped and looked at him.

He parked the car by the fountain, slammed the door shut, and leaned against the car to put on his sunglasses.Under the complicated sights of everyone, he walked into the magnificent European-style villa.

Aunt Yu was instructing the servants, when she saw him enter the room, she said politely, "Master, you are back."

He gave a non-cold "hmm", the corridor on the second floor was suspended above the living room, and he looked up at a closed door: "Haven't you woke up yet?"

"Well, Mr. Jiang was late for a party last night, so he drank some wine." Aunt Yu explained again, and repeated, "I drank a lot, and I fell unconscious."

Jiang Qing looked at her steadily.

Aunt Yu lowered her head, not daring to speak loudly.

She has been in the Jiang family for 18 years, and she has met only a handful of people.I've never seen this young master smile before, but he has a very big temper, and he would scare people to death by smashing things. All the servants are afraid of him and don't like him.

Every time it was Mr. Jiang's birthday, it was the time when all of them were in full swing. They didn't know what kind of trouble this young master was going to cause.

What's more, today...

She glanced upstairs worriedly.

Jiang Qing followed her line of sight, as if she had guessed something, there was no expression on her face, her eyes suddenly became cold, and she walked upstairs in two or three steps, full of evil spirit.

"Master, slow down, sir, he is still sleeping..." Aunt Yu trotted behind him, her voice raised a lot, as if she was trying to remind others.

The guess in Jiang Qing's heart became more and more solid. As soon as he reached the second floor, the door of a certain room opened.

Immediately afterwards, a woman with long hair came out, wearing Jiang Huai's shirt, showing her long and white legs, and looked downstairs awkwardly: "Auntie..."

Aunt Yu stood behind Jiang Qing and responded in a low voice.

The woman turned her head and noticed Jiang Qing's existence. She stood there in a daze, subconsciously clenched the hem of her shirt with her fingers, and said in a flustered tone, "Ah Qing..."

"Ah Qing?" Jiang Qing sneered, and walked towards her step by step, his eyes were like sharp knives, punishing her with death.

The appearance of a woman can only be described as average, and it is not worth looking at in the entertainment circle.

But Jiang Qing was still attracted by her appearance, because she has a beautiful tear mole.

"Ah Qing is also your name?"

"I...Listen to me, I didn't mean it. Mr. Jiang was drunk last night..." The woman blushed slightly and explained in a panic, but was interrupted by him.

"Just take the opportunity to climb into his bed?" Jiang Qing's mouth curled slightly, but there was no smile in his eyes, "This reason has been used up, and every woman who slept in his bed said so."

The woman lowered her head in embarrassment.

Jiang Qing pinched her chin, without any sympathy, and took a closer look at her face: "Are you Secretary Mu?"

The woman nodded, but she didn't have the strength to escape. She let him pinch her and said in a low voice, "Mr. Jiang will be very happy when he knows you're back."

Jiang Qing shook her chin and said with a sneer, "Are you happy? Let him come out."

"He's still sleeping, I'll go home first, he probably... still doesn't know it's me..." Secretary Mu whispered, with a wry smile, "We can pretend nothing happened."

"It's disgusting and stupid." Jiang Qing stared into her eyes and said word by word, "Don't you know who lives upstairs?"

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