I blow my rainbow fart

He moved a little to the side indiscriminately, and asked, "Why did you come to race the car?"

"It's boring, so Yang Mengla came here." Lin Xun said.

Yang Meng, who had been ignored for a long time, finally found a sense of existence, and explained: "Yes, Lin Xun is very good at playing with cars! We only met because of playing with cars."

"Oh~" Jiang Qing nodded meaningfully.

No wonder, with such good driving skills, he wanted to hire him to watch the racing every day, and suddenly he was a little curious about the price of Lin Xun.

Lin Xun put the hat on the table, got up and walked to the dressing room next to him: "I'll change first."

After the people left, Jiang Qing digested the fact that the No. 3 contestant was Lin Xun.

But Sang Yi didn't, her eyes kept staring at the door of the dressing room, if Jiang Qing didn't understand Sang Yi's temper, she might think she was a pervert.

Yes, Yang Meng had this idea at the moment.

He glanced at Sang Yi with a complicated expression, thinking that Lin Xun is really harmful, such a simple little sister is starting to have inappropriate thoughts!

"Since we know each other, let's go back." Jiang Qing looked at Sang Yi.

Sang Yi was as immobile as a mountain, admiringly said: "He is so powerful, can I have an autograph?"

Oh, it's about to fall out of favor.

"He doesn't seem to like autographs," he said.

Sang Yi looked at him pleadingly.

He sighed, and the first thing Lin Xun said after he changed his clothes and came out was: "Let's sign it, friend."

Lin Xun wiped his sweat with a dry towel, put it on his shoulders, and wondered: "Another autograph? Are you trying to sell my autograph?"

Jiang Qing avoided it for a while, and although he didn't sell it, he didn't do anything good.He pointed at Sang Yi and said, "It's what she wants."

Sang Yi nodded sharply, his eyes lit up: "Can you?"

Yang Meng interjected at the right time: "He really doesn't like to sign..."

"can."

Yang Meng: "."

Lin Xun found a pen and paper in Yang Meng's bag, scribbled a cute little panda on the paper, and signed his name on the stomach.

"Thank you! Why do you draw pandas?" Sang Yi asked puzzled.

"Draw it casually. To be on the safe side, it's better not to sign the signature on white paper. Forgive me."

Jiang Qing raised his eyebrows. This guy has not been a star for a long time, but he has a lot of style.

This is a detail that many people tend to overlook. Malicious people ask the other party to sign on the white paper under the name of signing, and then use this signature to defraud or sign a contract or something.

He remembered the signature in the last email, and couldn't help but ask, "Why didn't you draw anything last time?"

"Because I'm sleepy, I'm too lazy to draw."

Impeccable grounds.

After getting the signature, Jiang Qing was about to take Sang Yi away, but Lin Xun suddenly stood in front of him and said, "Add a WeChat."

"why?"

"It's convenient for you to sign next time." Lin Xun said.

"..."

Anyway, I have met several times, Jiang Qing couldn't refuse at this time, so she opened the QR code.

A smile flashed across Lin Xun's eyes, and he quickly scanned the QR code.After a moment, he stared blankly at the page...

payment page? ? ?

Jiang glanced at him lightly for a few times, but finally couldn't hold back, and curled the corners of his mouth.

Yang Meng walked over curiously to have a look, and was fortunate enough to see Lin Xun deflated with his own eyes, and laughed out loud.

In the end, the two of them managed to add WeChat, and Lin Xun took a look at the WeChat name.

QYY.

What do you mean?

He asked directly, and Jiang Qing replied with a smile on his innocent face, "You look down on Grandpa."

Lin Xun: "... I have been taught."

He immediately changed his WeChat name "Lin" to "LBB", and then sent a message to Yang Meng.

LBB: Look at my new name.

Yang Meng, who was standing next to him, took out his mobile phone, glanced at it, rolled his eyes speechlessly, and asked knowingly, "What do you mean??? Your baby????"

So stupid.

Lin Xun: "You are Lin's father."

Yang Meng: ...

Why are you so excited!

Yang Meng cursed and changed his WeChat name to "YZZ", just about to say that this is your ancestor Yang, but the other party was one step ahead.

"The Yang family is mentally retarded? I have long admired you."

Yang Meng was anxious, sat on his seat and turned his back, expressing that he was very angry!

Jiang Qing didn't understand the interest of these two people very well, but few of them could hold the handsome face of the benefactor. While secretly admiring them, she couldn't help but let out a "bah" in her heart.

"Let's go, goodbye." Jiang Qing walked out with his assistant.

Sang walked a few steps, then suddenly turned around and asked Lin Xun, "Will you come to the competition again?"

Lin Xun paused: "Not necessarily, it depends on the time and mood."

Sang Yi nodded disappointedly: "Well, Brother Qing also likes player No. 3, and thought we could see you compete again."

Jiang Qing's eyes widened: "When did I say I like No. 3?"

Sang Yi: "Yes, you pinched me so excitedly."

Jiang Qing had a very headache, she turned her head and wanted to explain, but seeing Lin Xun's expression of conviction, she didn't bother to say any more.

Lin Xun lowered his head, shrugged his shoulders, raised his head and said with a smile: "Next time, I will notify you when we come to the competition."

"Okay! Thank you, we like you very much!" Sang Yi said happily, and was pulled forward by Jiang Qing.

As soon as he stepped out of the door, Jiang Qing stopped again, looked back at Lin Xun, paused, and said, "Be careful."

Lin Xun slightly raised his eyebrows, and replied with a slight smile, "Okay."

After watching the two leave, Lin Xun turned his head and was burned by Yang Meng's gaze.

"Why are you looking at me like that, pervert."

Yang Meng had nothing to say, and it took him a long time to hold back his fart: "You really are famous and have double standards!"

"How can I, don't talk nonsense."

"Don't you hate signatures the most! Oh, don't think I can't see it..."

Lin Xun paused: "What?"

Yang Meng patted the table and asked with righteous indignation: "Did you fall in love with that little assistant!?"

Lin Xun rolled his eyes back: "Let's go, go back and take a bath."

"Sweat smells so bad." Yang Meng exaggerated.

Lin Xun stopped and frowned solemnly: "How smelly? Can others smell it?"

Yang Meng narrowed his eyes slightly: "Okay, are you afraid that the little assistant will smell it?"

Lin Xun threw the towel directly on his head, remembered another thing, and said, "The house in Yishuiwan is vacant."

"When will you move?"

"There's nothing to move, just a few days."

Yang Meng took off the towel, followed him out the back door, his mind was full of doubts, and finally picked a key point and asked: "There are several houses, why did you choose Yishuiwan?"

Lin Xun touched the clothes on his chest, but didn't touch the panda brooch, and smiled lightly, "It's destined?"

Yang Meng: "Go to your destiny."

After Jiang Qing returned to the community, she saw a truck parked downstairs, and people from the moving company were moving things one after another.

He returned to the 28th floor in doubt. As soon as the elevator door opened, he saw several large boxes stacked in the corridor, and the movers were coming and going in and out of the next room.

This building has two households on one floor. The neighbors are an old couple whose children and grandchildren are all settled abroad.When we meet each other, we will say hello and give each other something to eat.

"Uncle Wang, are you moving?" He raised his voice.

Uncle Wang stood at the door with a smile: "Yes, we old couple are going abroad, children, miss us hahahaha."

"Very good, the family can finally be reunited." Jiang Qing knew how happy they were when he heard the continuous laughter, and pointed to the box next to the door, "Do you need help?"

"No, no, there are many people in the moving company. Xiao Jiang, I don't know when we will see you again in the future." Lao Wang sighed and patted him on the shoulder.

"You can watch more TV, I'm on TV."

"That's right hahaha, yes, our house is sold, and the new owner is also a young man! He looks really good! He has a good personality too. If you take care of him when the time comes, maybe you can become good friends!"

Jiang Qing smiled: "Don't worry, I don't get along with young people."

"Hey, you kid..."

"Oh, Xiao Jiang! You came just in time!" Mrs. Wang walked to the door and smiled at him, "We have a lot of potted plants that we can't take away, and they are all specially selected by the old Wangtou, and many of them have won awards. What about it, do you want it?"

"Yes, I've been greedy for a long time." Jiang Qing smiled and followed them into their balcony.

The balcony has a lot of space, except for a washing machine and two rocking chairs, there are all potted plants, big and small.

He took a few pots and put them on his balcony, his hands became weak after a few trips, so he took a break halfway and leaned on the balcony railing to chat with Lao Wang.There were still a large number of potted plants left untouched, so Old Wangtou told him the password and told him to move out as soon as possible, and the new owner soon moved in.

"If you go out this time, you won't come back, will you?"

"I won't go back, I'm too old to move around anymore." The old Wang waved his hand and glanced sideways at him, "Xiao Jiang, how old are you, why don't you talk about a friend, I haven't seen you for so many years Take someone home."

Jiang Qing joked, "Can you see that? And I'm only two years older than your grandson."

"Oh, my grandson already has a son!" Lao Wang was angry and funny, "We only wanted to go and see after we had a baby, but they said that we should just immigrate too."

Jiang Qing pinched his nose: "Xiao Wang is amazing."

Old Wang laughed out loud.

After packing up everything, Pharaoh said goodbye to him again and again.I don't usually talk so much, but when we really parted, it was like my own grandson.

"Xiao Jiang, take care of your health. Work hard and give birth to a son soon!"

"Take care of yourself."

Jiang smiled lightly and sent him and Mrs. Wang to the car. After returning to the 28th floor, looking at the empty room next door, he sighed and closed the door.

After returning to the room, I always felt that there was something I didn’t do, and I couldn’t remember it for a while, so I simply gave up.

Toei Entertainment Office.

A man with shoulder-length hair sat beside the spacious table, and he looked at the two people facing him with aggrieved eyes: "Minghan, why don't we just forget about it? That endorsement wasn't mine in the first place..."

"Whatever it is, Tang Huan, you are my buddy, I will definitely give it to you if I tell you." Yu Minghan gave him a look of resentment, "Who is that, Gao Yuanqiao? Oh, Ruihua Entertainment really It's amazing that you can support someone so hard."

The manager on the side pushed down his glasses: "I don't think it's that simple. Who did you hear that the second male lead would be snatched away by Jiang Qing?"

After being reminded, Yu Minghan also remembered the matter he was pondering recently, and said: "A crew member claimed to have said it. He said he saw Jiang Qing go to Director Yu with his own eyes. The two talked and laughed. Director Yu asked him if he wanted a boy. two."

"But Director Yu hasn't revealed any news about the role change until now. The cast and credit list has been announced, and the change should be changed early. Do you have the contact information for the person you mentioned?"

"Yes." Yu Minghan opened WeChat, but he didn't answer the call last time, so the other party directly added his WeChat, and he clicked on his profile picture to send to his agent.

The agent has been working for more than ten years, and he clearly remembers the details of the changes in the circle. After careful identification, he suddenly realized: "This is Wang Mingzhi's assistant, who appeared in front of the camera when he signed with Ruihua. "

Yu Minghan's eyes narrowed slightly, and a pair of Danfeng eyes revealed a sharp light.

Wang Mingzhi is one of the audition candidates for the male second...

Well, how dare you hit him with an idea.

"Do you have Jiang Qing's contact information?" He asked.

"What are you going to do?"

"Of course I'm looking for an ally." Yu Minghan smiled.

In fact, he could directly bring down Wang Mingzhi behind his back, but doesn't Wang Mingzhi like to do things behind his back?Then he'll just retaliate, and give Jiang Qing some favors by the way.

Jiang Qing is preparing for the recording of the afternoon program in the company's styling department, in case the panda oolong incident happened last time, he never dared to take more things.

After changing clothes, go to the bathroom to put some water.As soon as the zipper was closed, the phone rang. It was a strange call.

He puts on his bluetooth headset and washes his hands while answering the phone.

"Hello, Jiang Qing? I'm Yu Minghan." The other party introduced himself.

He was taken aback for a moment, and it took him a while to realize that it was Yu Haoge's second male lead in a new play, Nahan said, "Hello, what can I do for you?"

"Someone told me before that you want to be the second male lead of the director, right?"

"No."

"okay, I trust you."

Jiang Qing: "..." Your trust is so casual.

"Guess who told me?" Yu Minghan said in a mysterious way.

There was no reply, the sound of water was heard, and a chuckle sounded after a while: "Said Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, what a coincidence."

Yu Minghan:?

Immediately afterwards, he heard Wang Mingzhi's annoying voice on the phone, neither cold nor indifferent: "Yes."

Then...he heard a hissing sound.

He said speechlessly: "Brother, do you want to watch him pee too?!"

"Well, not as big as mine," he said.

Yu Minghan's eyes widened in disbelief.

And Wang Mingzhi didn't know that he was talking to others at this time, and when he heard this extremely insulting sentence, he accidentally broke his urine, and gritted his teeth: "Jiang Qing, what are you talking about!"

"A true warrior is one who dares to face the bleak life." Jiang Qing looked at him encouragingly, speaking earnestly, as if he was really comforting others.

"Fuck, you are a fucking cancer." Wang Mingzhi said sarcastically, "You are such a heartless idiot, no wonder you have no friends, you stupid idiot."

Jiang lightly smiled, and left with a fluffy sentence: "Those who are small birds can only try to be bold."

"Fuck you!" Wang Mingzhi took a long time to react, and began to curse his ancestors for 36 generations!

Yu Minghan laughed so hard on the other end of the phone that his guts were fucking knotted: "666, old iron, I will send you a yacht online! Who said you have no friends, I will make you a friend..."

"I'm sorry." Jiang Qing interrupted him, "If you have something to talk about, hang up if you have nothing to do. I don't fall in love or make appointments. I don't make friends or drink."

beep-

Yu Minghan looked at the mobile phone with a black screen, and under the shocked eyes of his manager and Tang Huan, he smashed the mobile phone on the table and said viciously: "Fuck, I'm going to make you a fucking friend!"