[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

Regardless of the surprise at night, they discussed the car for a while before realizing that it was getting late.

They have two things to do:

One, take Jason to the doctor.

Second, find a place to live.

Depending on the time, only one can be completed, choose one of the two.

Jason insisted that the medical examination was not in a hurry, but he really couldn't stand not being able to take a shower after coming out of the sewer, so they brought up the matter of "renting a house".

If you want to live, you have to rent a house first, and if you want to rent a house, you have to have money first.

Regarding how the money comes from, the four people have four ideas:

Jason proposed to rob criminals;

Carl proposed to defraud the gangster;

Connor is the most dangerous, and what he never forgets is "waste utilization".

Bei Guoxia looked at them and couldn't help being confused: "Among the four of us, am I the only one who is a good citizen who combines benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trust?"

After the four of them ate the cake, they set off for the real estate agency.

On the way, Baguoxia counted the coins, and there were 56 coins in total.

Total: five dollars, fifty one cents, and one quarter.

That said, if Gotham rents under six dollars a month, they're promising renters.

After all, this is a dangerous city, bargaining should be easy... right?

As a result, it turned out to be very easy, or rather, very sudden.

Connor opened the glass door of the real estate agency, Carl entered first, Baguo Xia followed, and Jason was the third.

Immediately, a salute exploded above Jason's head, and the colorful film sprinkled on his head and body.

Instinctively, he pulled the two people in front of them back, and when he took a closer look, everyone was applauding.

"Congratulations! You are the 1th customer of our firm who entered the door with his left foot first!" The female intermediary put a special triangular tricolor hat on his head crookedly.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!"

Carl and Jason go over the real estate contract.

Baguoxia and Connor took the opportunity to steal the snacks given to Jason by the agency.

"I think there must be something tricky in it." Jason was full of doubts.

However, he and Karl read the contract ten times, but they didn't see anything wrong.

This is an ordinary rent contract.

"Let's go," said the male agent eagerly, "go and see the 'prize' you won, the house."

"Is there an internet connection?" Baguoxia interjected.

Jason held his head and pushed him back.

They took the agent's car to the place where the house was located.

Along the way, Jason talked about how unreliable it was.

It was already dark when they arrived, and they got out of the car and saw the house: "Huh!"

Across the road ahead is the end of Chinatown.

Across the road behind is a battleground for gang fights.

"I see." Jason was relieved instead.

The house is a common ordinary villa with a garage and a garden.

Open the door, the living room is huge, the open kitchen, and many rooms upstairs.

"The layout of one of the bedrooms is modeled after the room shared by Monica and Rachel in "Friends." The agent boasted in time, "From the window, you can see the scene in the opposite room at a glance."

"I see." Carl nodded, "I just have one small question."

"what?"

"Is this big blood on the wall a one-to-one copy of the set?" Carl asked with his hips on his hips. "What happened? They finally killed someone and went from family comedy to 'Desperate Housewives'?"

"As a gift, it is inevitable that there will be some small flaws." The intermediary said calmly.

At first glance, it looks like a skilled worker among salesmen.

There was a dirty polar bear skin rug on the living room floor, with the bear's head facing the door.

Connor accidentally walked to the side and was bitten by the ankle by the bear's mouth.

He hurriedly kicked and kicked the bear's head.

"This is our latest anti-theft carpet." The intermediary swears, "The user approval rate is [-]%."

There is only one book on the empty shelf.

Bei Guoxia took it over and saw that it was "Wuthering Heights".

He opened the book, and a howling wind flew out from the pages, distorting his face and almost blowing his mouth to the back of his head.

"This is our latest 4D holistic book," the intermediary sputtered, "The user rating is [-] percent."

Jason walked to the bathroom door and saw a hand crawling out of the bathtub, a hand severed from the wrist.

The atmosphere fell into a brief freeze.

And his hand flew up in fright when he saw Jason, and with five fingers together, he "ran" towards Jason quickly.

Coincidentally, Bei Guoxia was blown back again and again by the wind and bumped into Jason's back.

Jason grabbed the back of the book casually, pulled the book over, and slammed it on his severed hand like a cockroach.

The severed hand was pressed by the book and did not move.

"This is our newly developed movable palm, named 'givingmeahand', which is a must-have at home and can be carried anywhere." Witnessing such a scene, the agent was completely calm, "The positive rate is [-] percent."

Carl turned on the TV and found that there was nothing interesting on this channel.

It was a long-haired woman crawling out of a well.

He turned off the TV, thinking:

Why are there still black and white TVs in this day and age?It's too low, even if you create an opportunity, you have to sell it.

You see, even the agent knows that this TV is not up to the mark, not to mention the 100% praise rate, he turned his head and didn't even want to watch it.

After Connor got rid of the bear's mouth, he asked, "Is there an owner for this villa?"

"The owner is the Adams family. They have three children, and they own a lot of real estate around the world. This is just one of them. They bought it when they came to Milijian for vacation." The agent immediately said, "After they returned to China, they said the house Leave it to us to handle it.

"But let me be clear, all fees are only waived for the first month."

"Is this 'Fairy House Jump'?" said Baguoxia.

"Aren't you curious about what happened in the house?" Carl couldn't help asking.

The intermediary made a grimace: "Little brother, if a room doesn't kill more than a dozen people, how can it be considered a room? If every room has to investigate past lives and future lives, I will die from overwork in this line of work."

The four gathered together, and after discussing for a while, Jason made a decision: "Okay, let's try living first."

Anyway, try to stay for a month, if it doesn't work, you can withdraw.

After signing the contract, the intermediary immediately took out a bunch of keys, about seven or eight, and handed them to them: "Next month's bill will be sent to you on time, please contact me if you need anything."

After all, he disappeared quickly, trailing billows of smoke and dust behind him.

This was the last time they saw the agent.

After all, the payment of rent must follow the procedures in the contract:

Put the cash in an envelope and put it in the mailbox outside the door, and someone will collect it.

One month, Karl forgot to put the money, and no one came to remind him, but a chicken dripping blood hung upside down on the mailbox.

Bei Guoxia carried the chicken into the house, let Jason check that there was no problem, then plucked the chicken, chopped it up and made soup, and added a meal for the four of them.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution for me: 5 blank bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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