[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

Christmas is fast approaching.

Roy was woken up by the rapid doorbell.

He dragged himself open the door.

Seeing someone coming, he whimpered in pain: "I'm sorry, Boy D, I can't play games with you tonight. You know how badly I was beaten yesterday, and I can't even watch the night today..."

"I don't care about your business." Damian held a stack of invitation cards, turned his head and asked awkwardly, "Alfred asked me to ask you, where are you going to spend Christmas?"

Christmas is approaching every step of the way, and where the children who usually run around will go for Christmas has become a question of great concern to the older generation (?).

Red Hood rides a motorcycle into the glass and rushes into the drug dealing scene.

He said into the communicator, "What do you think, Superboy?"

Connor, wearing black-rimmed glasses, slammed a drug dealer into the air, and replied: "Me? Wherever I have been, I will have been there."

Red Hood said, "So where you've been, I've been too."

Superboy flew into the sky, turned around and said, "Go ahead, I'll ask him."

"Don't tell him what I said," said Red Hood.

Superboy looked down at him in bewilderment.

Red Hood gripped the handlebars of the motorcycle and said nonchalantly, "I don't want him to think that because of me, he has to go to Batman's for the holidays."

Superboy gave him an "OK" sign.

As usual, Connor first flew a few laps to the South Pole to harass icebergs and penguins.

Then he walked through the snow in New York and came to the anchor point on the Baguoxia information:

Stark House.

Tony and his teammates had just finished fighting the Red Skull and hadn't returned yet.

Connor flew in through the window glass and saw Baguosha in shorts, floating upside down on the ceiling.

To solve the Red Skull, Baguoxia sent Connor a text message, took off the jeans that were in the way, and tried on the "Strike Gundam" suit.

Apparently, he failed badly.

When Tony first tried on the Iron Man armor, he often crashed instruments in the lab.

But Bei Guoxia didn't dare to move around like him, so he had to hang himself upside down for ten minutes.

Connor took off his power boots and even caught Baguosha before he fell to the ground.

"Thank you." Bei Guoxia said in embarrassment, "I won't be cheap anymore."

"I suggest you practice in the simulation room outside," Friday said suddenly, "where there is a lot of open space and you don't bump into things."

"Are you interested in helping?" Baguoxia asked.

Connor nodded: "Of course."

Baguosha picked up the two power boots, and Connor picked up the rest of the armor.

On the way, Connor told him about cats and demons.

Bei Guoxia thought to himself: "Didn't it mean that the real protagonist can be recognized even if he turns into a pig?"

System: "Why don't you try turning yourself into a pig?"

Bei Guoxia: "Forget it, forget it."

It's especially easy to practice controlling the power boots.

Step one, put them on, and activate the switch.

The second step is to learn how to adjust your posture when you are on a rampage.

In the third step, before breaking his neck, he was intercepted halfway by Superboy with various high-speed actions such as "holding a girl in his arms", "intercepting the ball in the air", and "flying and smashing".

So if you don't have superboy supervision at home, don't imitate it.

Hard work pays off.

When Damian arrived, Baguoxia was already able to support Connor's shoulders, standing unsteadily in mid-air.

"Look, Damian, the power of technology." Bagel Xia said happily.

Damian's focus is clearly skewed.

He asked with disgust, "Aren't you cold with bare legs?"

When Tony came back, he found that the number of people in the room had changed from one to three.

"Did you make them by mitosis?" he asked humorously.

Before Baguoxia could answer, Tony fixed his eyes on Damian.

"You look familiar." The New York tycoon said thoughtfully.

"This is Connor, and that's Damian, Batman's son," Baguosha explained, "come to discuss Christmas with me."

Not to be outdone, Damian glared back at Tony.

Tony asked puzzledly: "Why should I discuss with you? Are you also his adopted son?"

Bei Guoxia: "...No, his adopted son is my good friend."

Tony rolled his eyes slowly.

After fully understanding the meaning of the sentence just now, a smirk gradually appeared on his face.

He said sweetly: "Honey, didn't you already promise me that you would bring your friends to spend Christmas in the Avengers Building?"

Baguoxia: "..."

I think you are trying to make trouble.

Damian doesn't care about Christmas.

But if someone uses this to provoke him, that's another matter.

"He's not going to spend Christmas with the Avengers," Damian said, folding his arms. "Obviously, Gotham is better."

"I don't see what's good about Gotham," Tony said in a word, full of temptation. "This is New York, and I'm Tony Stark. Whatever you want, I can provide it."

Damian suddenly realized the key.

"You're pissing me off, I'm not going to fall for you," he pointed out.

"So you don't want to see the Iron Man Mark series armor?" Tony asked lightly.

Damian froze.

Tony showed off: "The Avengers Building makes a lot of wonderful preparations for Christmas every year. For example, look at this photo, the gorgeously decorated Christmas tree on it, Captain America cut it down by himself, Hawkeye hung the lights by himself, and Spider-Man took pictures by himself."

Damian scoffed. "Stupid and tacky. We have Alfred, he's the best cook."

Tony continued to show off: "Speaking of chefs, Ben, you definitely don't want to miss the cooking skills of Bumblebee and Invisible Woman, the pie baked by Captain America, the cookies from Falcon, and the ones from Spiderman..."

"Aha!" Damian proudly grasped the meaning of his words, "That's the problem, there are too many of you, too noisy, you won't live well!"

Tony showed off with an exaggerated expression: "More people means more gifts. You should really look at the high-tech and fashionable lantern decorations that Ant-Man and Mister Fantastic made for the Avengers Building last year. It's really hard to sum it up in one word. a miraculous sight.”

Damian turns into a pufferfish again.

Tony: wink~

Baguoxia advised in a low voice: "Take it easy, this is Batman's son."

Tony whispered confidently: "What are you talking about, because he is Batman's son."

Tony: "Haven't you heard the saying 'Parents pay off their debts'?"

Bei Guoxia: "Then, have you ever heard the saying 'Green out of blue, ruthless in blue'?"

Connor asked suspiciously: "Are you really going to spend Christmas in the Avengers Building?"

Baguoxia was very embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Karl is still imprisoned in New York, he can't go anywhere except New York."

Connor fell silent too.

New York is still Gotham.

This is a problem.

"Don't talk about these things," Tony finally let go of the subject and suggested, "Want to play in the snow?"

They reached a consensus and rushed out the door unanimously.

Bei Guoxia stopped at the door, and went back to put on her pants in a desperate manner.

During the snowball fight, Damian focused on Tony and hit it steadily and accurately.

Bei Guoxia gloated: "Do you regret it?"

Tony grabbed him: "Come on, I want to team up with you!"

In the morning, Damian stops Bruce and announces, "They're not coming back for Christmas."

"Oh." Bruce said.

"They were lured-abducted by Stark's bells and whistles."

"...Oh." Gotham Regal said after a moment of silence.

Dick returns to Wayne Manor with a sack of decorations.

"Guess what I'm up to?" he asked Tim mysteriously.

"Fancy hanging at the door?"

"No, I'm going to decorate the Christmas tree at Wayne's and make lights on the mansion."

Tim sneered twice: "That's a good idea, but do you think Batman would agree?"

"Bruce made me do it."

"..."

Tim approached Dick tangled, and asked seriously: "Are you dying soon, Dick, is this your only wish before dying?"

Dick fought with him, showing that he had a healthy body with his strength.

For the Christmas tree, everyone has only one condition:

"Better than the one adorned with the Avenger's Hawkeye anyway."

Not long after, Hawkeye received a photo of a beautiful sparkling Christmas tree with a sentence below:

how about it?

"This is a provocation!" Hawkeye yelled when asked about the cause and effect from Tony, "This is the Justice League's declaration of war on us."

"I don't think a Christmas tree can represent..." Captain America said.

"Otherwise what is it?" Hawkeye said angrily, "They completely follow my outfit from last year as the standard, you see, even the color scheme is reversed from mine on purpose!"

"Maybe it's because your dress is really vulgar?" The Wasp whispered like a devil.

Hawkeye glared at her.

"The War on Christmas," he said, "It's a war on Christmas, and I need help."

He glanced at Tony and added, "There's still money."

The Avengers Building was quickly decorated by him in a luxurious manner, with red and gold edging as the main color (this was requested by the "sponsor" Stark), and an indoor band.

And the biggest and most gorgeous Christmas tree, with a rug covered with presents piled up like a hill.

Hawkeye collected the gifts the Avengers had prepared for their companions in advance.

Because of the sudden harvest, this is only half of it.

He took a photo, recorded a video, and sent it to that number in a flash:

How about it?idiot~

"Oh." Dick watched the video thoughtfully, "Than I imagined, huh?"

Then he said to Tim, "But we won't give in."

Tim: "Okay."

Tim: "Wait, no, what's my business?"

Dick thought for a moment, then nodded: "Yes, you are not suitable."

Then he called Hal the Green Lantern.

Tim felt quite complicated:

He originally planned to wait for Dick to persist for a while, and then push the boat to do it.

A Christmas war between Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne.

Soon the menacing spread to their respective teams.

Even Superman has figured this out.

He wondered, "Is it my misunderstanding, or is the Christmas atmosphere around us getting stronger?"

"I've heard it's a war of glory."

Wonder Woman said solemnly, "Everyone has to be involved."

Superman: I always feel that something is not right.

For the sake of glory, Wonder Woman dressed herself as a Christmas girl, carrying a gift bag, majestic and beautiful at the same time.

Hawkeye held up his phone like the Statue of Liberty held up a torch.

"Girls," he asked gravely, "Which of you has the confidence to challenge Wonder Woman?"

The girls all took a step back when they heard the sound.

"No way?" Hawkeye asked loudly, "No one is willing to try?"

Invisible Susan sighed, "Please, that's Wonder Woman..."

"so?"

"Why don't you put on women's clothes yourself and lose face instead of us."

"..." Hawkeye wailed on the ground, "I miss Natasha."

"I miss her too," replied Susan solemnly. "At least she beats you before the foolishness begins."

Spider-Man, dressed as Santa Claus, moved uneasily and asked nervously, "You think I can?"

"Of course," Hawkeye said, "actually I only thought of Loki, but that's obviously unrealistic."

"Loki?"

"Yes," Hawkeye explained patiently, "Wonder Woman's excellence lies in her display of the masculine beauty of women."

"Then Loki?"

"Rocky can overcome her by showing the femininity of men."

"But Loki?"

"Since it's impossible for Loki to help me," Hawkeye said, "I need you to show your cuteness, take the edge of your sword, and beat the girls' hearts with cuteness."

Spider-Man: ...

Damian is back.

He announced: "As long as I kidnap you, Stark will have nothing to say."

Bei Guoxia: "Actually, he and I are not..."

Damian said softly: "Don't you want to see Superman? We have Superman here."

Bei Guoxia: Just how strong is your competitive spirit...