[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

Tony stumbled out of the bar with a redhead in his arms.

They seemed to be playing very intimately, and Baguoxia hesitated whether to lean over and be the light bulb.

The red-haired girl suddenly caught sight of him, and greeted happily, "So you're here!"

"We know each other?" Baguoxia was at a loss.

The redhead waved her hand, she took off her disguise, and "she" turned into a long-haired man in a suit.

It's the devil Crowley.

Seeing his change suddenly, Tony broke into a cold sweat with fright, and his alcoholism subsided a little.

He let go of his hand abruptly, and staggered back a few steps: "What the hell!"

"Yeah, that happens a lot."

Crowley said calmly, as if the psychological shadow caused to Tony had nothing to do with what he did, "Suddenly your female partner becomes a man."

"This mustn't happen 'often'!" Tony said emotionally, waving his hands vigorously.

"Just believe it."

As Crowley said, he took out his sunglasses from his pocket and put them on. He pretended to speak in a low voice, but in fact he said to Baguoxia, "Many demons are men during the day, but at night they turn into women and go to bars to date men."

"I'm going to throw up," Tony said staggeringly.

His mind was severely wounded, so he could only slowly sway to the other side, holding on to the telegraph pole.

Baguoxia looked at Tony's back and asked, "It's not like something really happened to him, right?"

"Let him wake up in there," said Crowley nonchalantly. "Tell me about you. You came back to life faster than I expected. It took seven days for Jesus to come back to life."

When he said this, Bei Guoxia realized: "During the time I stayed in hell, how many days are here?"

"Three days," said Crowley casually.

Actually he didn't care about the date at all, the demon's lifespan is very long.

"Uh, hasn't anyone looked for me these three days?" Baguoxia asked.

A moment of embarrassment appeared on Crowley's face: "You're not really dead, so there's no need to worry others too much."

"You make sense," Bei Guoxia nodded and asked, "So, is it right?"

Crowley cleared his throat, avoiding his gaze. "I dismissed them with good reason."

A premonition rose in Baguoxia's heart. In Athena's words, "I have an ominous premonition."

So far, he has seen the unreliability of angels, fallen angels and gods.

These unreliability made him deeply suspect that the struggle between hell and heaven for thousands of years is due to the fact that the IQ opportunities of both parties are in a stage of arrears.

Now, it's the devil's turn to start his show.

"What did you do?" Baguoxia asked.

Turn back the time to the moment when he fell to the ground and died.

"He must be mad at you." Crowley said, holding a glass. "Who's going to speak first?"

"Wait," Aziraphale said.

He knelt down, carefully inspected Baguoxia's state, put his finger on his body to feel his breath, and concluded: "He seems to be really dead."

Chas shuddered, fell down on the chair, and said sadly, "God, I didn't realize it at all—he must love Constantine so much that he died with him..."

"Wait a moment!"

Baguoxia interrupted Crowley's memory, pinching the center of his brows, and said with a headache, "Martyrdom? Did he say that? In front of Constantine's group of ex-girlfriends who are capable every day?"

This is a god-level misunderstanding of "ran into the murder scene and accidentally picked up the surface-to-air missile launcher on the ground while being surrounded by a large number of armed special police".

"That's your problem," said Crowley, "we decided to have your funeral along with it anyway, but Adam suddenly said..."

"I saw the future," Adam said, rolling his eyes.

This expression is not because he has a problem with the future, but all psychics roll their eyes when they have a premonition of the future.

What's more, he is still the son of Satan, so the rolled eyes are even more white and round, which is impressive.

"If we tell his friends about Baguoxia's death, it may trigger a serious chain reaction." Adam's tone was threatening, "It may even lead to the destruction of the entire universe."

Bei Guoxia muttered: "This kind of statement is a wonderful taste that makes me feel important."

Tony came back sneakily.

Hearing this, he commented: "It's a bunch of nonsense."

Crowley continued: "We thought so too, but Adam said, 'A butterfly flapping its wings can also cause a storm'. So we decided to listen to him - after all, he is the son of the boss, and the backstage is relatively hard."

In order to be able to reasonably explain Baguosha's "absence" problem, Crowley and Aziraphale came to the pet store and decided to buy a replacement for his friends.

Baguoxia questioned, "Pet shop?"

Crowley shrugged.

"What can I do," he complained, "Isn't the country now prohibiting human trafficking?"

Aziraphale suggested: "I think I can buy them a monkey. Look, this little monkey looks like a human."

He raised his hand, and the proud monkey shook his fingers solemnly.

"How much is the monkey?" Crowley asked the clerk.

"Twenty-five hundred dollars, sir."

"Are you crazy?" Crowley protested to Aziraphale, "He can't even sell for that price himself!"

"Give me one of the cheapest brutes you have here," said Crowley.

Two hours later, they found Connor with a cat in his arms.

"This is your friend,"

Crowley held up his hands to show the grinning furball, and continued, "I'm sorry that the magic went wrong and turned him into a cat, but the magic is gone and he'll be back."

Connor responded by taking the cat and knocking him flying with one punch.

"Take good care of him." Crowley yelled as he flew away, "Sooner or later he will return to his original form!"

……

Hearing this, Bei Guoxia couldn't help but ask, "I thought you were a demon, but you flew away after being punched?"

Crowley said triumphantly: "Because I'm a demon, I can see that he has superhuman strength, so I won't rush towards him like a stunned young man—why do you ask this?"

Bei Guoxia replied honestly: "See if you really don't care about 'being punched'. If you don't care, I want to hit you too."

The cat was placed on the table, and it was very uncooperative, scratching non-stop.

When it touches people, it will scratch the skin, but if it does not touch the skin, it will grab the air.

Roy opened a box of canned food, squeezed a little meat puree, and tried to develop a relationship with it.

Except for the tooth marks on his fingertips, he got nothing.

He couldn't help complaining: "It's really murderous."

"If your soul is imprisoned in a cat's body, you are also fierce." Jason said.

Then he asked Connor, "Are you sure it's Ben?"

"The man who came to see me does know magic." Connor said, talking black and white.

The letter "s" on Black T's chest has been changed to the number "8".

In the face of the facts, the three temporarily accepted this situation.

"We're getting cats."

Roy said happily, and stretched out his fingers covered in meat paste to the cat's ears again.

Jason patted Connor on the shoulder and said:

"Nothing else, I just can't figure out why he's orange."

No one can figure out why "Bagu Xia" turned into a cat is orange.

Roy guessed the color might be a mix of black and yellow.

Connor guessed it might be random variation.

After Jason fed the cat eight times in one day, he seriously suspected that this was the hidden attribute of Baguoxia.

Because there is an orange cat's stomach hidden in his body.

Which explains why he raids the fridge every night.

("This is a rumor." Baguo Xia interjected.)

Carl saw the orange cat through a cell phone video.

"Take care of him well, I don't think his hair is smooth enough," he said.

"Do you think he's Bey?" Connor asked.

"I don't understand cat language, so I don't see a problem," Carl said.

He has recently been under surveillance to participate in various accusation conferences, and he is busy with all his feet. "And I am not at the scene, and I am not so sorry-I am allergic to cat hair."

When the orange cat first arrived, it was weak, helpless, skinny, and full of hostility towards everyone.

He tickled the great arsenal.

Scratch the red hood that scares the gangsters.

Also scratched the superboy who would hide from the demons.

Then the toe bones and nails were broken by the opponent's hard skin.

Amidst the orange cat's mournful howl, the three of them were in a hurry.

Jason came to the vet on his motorcycle.

Roy held the towel to clean the bloody cat's claws.

Connor buys back a bunch of overpriced cans.

Later, the orange cat howled many times during the day for unknown reasons.

Jason tied up the veterinarian again.

The veterinarian expressed indifference to this, and would no longer compete with the cat for louder screams like the first time.

After checking the status, he prescribed a treatment plan for the orange cat's screaming behavior:

"The owner must remember: Don't feed the cat high-grade canned food as soon as it meows, which will cause it to misunderstand."

Orange cat's "toys" are severed hands and steel hands.

Since the two hands crawled out and were pressed under the stomach by the orange cat, the three of them have never tired of this game.

Two hands and a cat play a game of "cat-and-hand" on the carpet.

Roy looked worried: "Did becoming a cat lower Ben's IQ?"

In order to verify whether Baguoxia's IQ is still there, Jason took back a laptop.

They turned on the phone, yelled the cat to the table, and watched in a half-circle.

The orange cat walked back and forth on the keyboard, stepping on the keys all the way with its paws.

When it lay on the keyboard again, a sentence was displayed on the screen:

"If, passing away, it's just a fruit"

They are very satisfied and feel that Baguo Xia is safe and sound:

See, he still remembers how to write modern poetry.

Feeding cats is annoying.

Shit production is suffocating.

But rua cats are just too much fun.

So while trying to find excuses to avoid doing the first two things, the three of them are trying to get the chance to do the third thing.

Finally, they settled on the principle of averaging.

During the movie time every night, Jason touched for half an hour first, and then passed it to Roy.

Roy fumbled for half an hour before passing it to Connor.

Connor scratched for half an hour before passing it to the severed hand...

After Bane and Thalia's marriage ended without issue, Damian finally returns home.

Roy has a good relationship with him.

The best of all.

In the words of Red Robin:

Only those who have made a deal with the devil can get along with the devil's son.

Judging from the harmony between Roy and Damian, he probably dedicated himself to the devil.

The first time Jason saw them playing catch in the yard, he was shocked as if struck by lightning.

But once you get used to it... you get used to it.

Connor would join them, too, and the three of them tossed the ball to each other early in the morning.

In less than 10 minutes, Jason would stand sleepily at the window of the bedroom on the second floor, shouting into the yard:

"What idiot dropped the ball on my head?!"

After the cat came to the house, Jason's call expanded to:

"What idiot stuffed a cat under my comforter and threw a ball over my head?!"

When everyone was on night watch, Damian would send the cat and two hands to Wayne Mansion for the night.

Damian runs a small zoo at home.

Batcat, Batdog, Batgoose, and Batbull are all in his pet shed.

Now there are more bat-severed hands (Batman does not recognize this title), and bat steel hands (Batman shows a disapproving look).

and bat orange cat.

The treatment of the bat orange cat in Wayne's house soon surpassed that of the severed hand.

Because not everyone can adapt to the shape of the severed hand and his style of coming and going freely.

For example, Red Robin would love to sprinkle disinfectant on everything it touches.

Batman always mistrusted it.

But cats, cats are much simpler.

Until the morning, tired Bruce woke up.

He vaguely found that the orange cat was standing on his abdomen, with one paw raised, staring at him.

Bruce woke up suddenly, staring at it, this is the gaze that can turn the desert into a glacier in an instant:

"you dare!"

He hissed, "I heard Damian say that you are actually a human being! Humans need human dignity and should not give in to desire, otherwise I will..."

Before he finished speaking, the cat's claw had landed on his chest.

The orange cat stepped on the milk comfortably.

The ravaged Bruce turned his head helplessly.

However, Batman still took the cat to find Zatanna.

I hope that with the help of Zatanna, "Begone Summer" can be restored to its original appearance.

Zatanna rua the pussy with a gentle touch, turning it into a pussy cake.

She asked with great interest: "So Bei, Guo, Xia, this person with an awkward name is your new girlfriend?"

Batman said lowly, "No, he's a man, Robin's friend."

Zatanna laughed.

After laughing enough, she regretfully let go and returned the cat to Batman: "According to my detection, there is nothing I can do."

"How? You are the strongest magician."

"There are things even the strongest magician can't do, Bruce."

……

Listening to Crowley's report, Baguoxia said sourly:

"Glad to hear the cat is doing well at home."

"Now that you're back, it's easy,"

Crowley didn't appreciate his complicated feelings, and continued, "Go back and replace the cat, sooner or later they'll find out something's wrong."

Tony was so drunk that he was drowsy, with his arms around Baguoxia's shoulders, and his chin on his shoulders, almost hanging himself up like a pendant.

Baguoxia felt like sneezing because of his fluffy hair: "I have to send Tony home first."

Tony mumbled, "You can leave me here and go about your own business."

Bei Guoxia laughed shortly: "Putting you in the hands of unscrupulous people like the devil Lucifer and Constantine? Or say goodbye."

"What? I'm a playboy, Quanmi's dream-man." Tony protested, "I can deal with demons and Kang...do I win?"

He suddenly regained consciousness and asked, "I got more numbers than him, right?"

"I don't think Constantine has started asking for a man's number," Baguoxia said.

Tony hissed loudly.

"So he's even more shameless than Clint," he said vaguely. "The last time I played against Clint, that kid pretended to be a volunteer and sneaked into the nursing home next to the bar to ask for a number."

Baguoxia had no particular opinion on Clint and Constantine's cheating, so he continued:

"I need to book a taxi, where can I take you? I believe all taxis in New York know where Stark Tower is, but—"

"It doesn't have to be so troublesome at all," Tony patted his shoulder and said forcefully, "I can take you flying. We can fly over the mountains, over the sea, and that's where I live..."

Baguoxia thought to herself:

Isn't it a group of Smurfs who live on the other side of the mountain and the other side of the sea?

Although I know that Tony is a billionaire, although I know that the billionaire's house must be beyond my imagination.

But when he dragged Tony out of the car and saw the mansion, Baguoxia was still shocked: "Damn it!"

"It's okay, actually," Tony said casually.

"Damn him!" Bei Guoxia said, "From the gate to the long lawn of the house, am I dragging you for a long march? Do we have to gnaw some bark and cook some grass roots to gain strength on the way? "

Tony laughed, and he pressed the button on his wrist, and the armor covered him.

Then he held Baguoxia's waist, jumped into the sky, and flew towards the mansion.

Bei Guoxia seems to be riding a roller coaster, jumping into the sky for a while, and falling freely for a while.

He fought back the gag rising in his throat.

Flying on an empty stomach made his throat spit out sour water, but he encouraged himself in his heart:

hang on!This is Mark's battle suit. I would rather swallow the reversed things than spit on it.

Iron Man landed at the door, let go of his hand, and Baguoxia fell to the ground.

When he got up with support, he still opened his mouth and spat on the armor.

"Hey, disgusting." Iron Man took a step back, rubbing the acid water on his boots.

"I actually vomited on Mark's armor," Baguoxia couldn't help thinking, "It's handsome!"

Can blow for a lifetime (.

Tony lifted his visor and announced to his property: "Friday, Sesame is open."

They walk in the door.

Bei Guoxia looked around and said, "This living room is big enough for a horse."

From this point of view, "waking up from a bed of [-] square meters every day" may not be a dream.

"Play as you like, I don't know how to entertain you." Tony removed the armor and let them be recovered by the robot into the cleaning room.

He moved every joint of his body freely: "I used to bring people back just to stay overnight."

Bei Guoxia eagerly said, "I'm going to explore and collect materials, okay? I really want to know what's in the rooms of the mansion. First..."

He coughed twice, frowned and asked, "Is there any mouthwash here?"

It was also on this night that Damian found all relevant personnel.

Holding the bat-orange cat in his arms, he announced the results of his investigation: "No matter what this cat is, it is definitely not that third-rate writer."

Roy and Jason looked at each other.

"Why?" Connor couldn't help asking, "What evidence do you have to be so sure?"

Damian replied: "During the day, I saw that it was listless and didn't eat, so I gave it a physical examination with the equipment in the Batcave."

"You use the bat device for this kind of thing?" Jason couldn't help asking.

Damian said confidently: "That's not the point—the point is, it's pregnant!"

Three people: "???"

"It's a female cat," Damian complained. "Seriously? You never found out?"

Recalling Batman's half-smile when he returned the cat to them, Roy folded his arms and said depressedly:

"At least one person must have found out."