[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

Iron Man carried Baguo Xia above hell to avoid the flames of war below.

At this time, a native demon rushed out and said loudly: "Don't take hell too seriously!"

He forcibly interferes with the battle and summons the most terrifying killer in hell:

Shit demon.

Suddenly, the whole hell stinks.

The dung demon stepped into the pool of blood,

After being purified by Iron Man and Shuten-douji's water turned into wine, the blood pool finally became a cesspit.

Bei Guoxia mourned for a moment, and said simply to the yellow dog: "I remember dogs eating this stuff."

Yellow dog: "???"

"It's up to you! God!" Baguoxia threw the dog towards the feces demon.

Along with howling like a husky, the yellow dog threw itself into the face of the feces demon.

At the moment when the dog's mouth is about to meet the dung face, time stands still.

Baguoxia and Tony only saw white light flashing, they were sitting at the bar of a bar.

To be precise, it was Iron Man who carried the bagel with both hands and sat on the swivel chair by the bar.

The bartender and the customers at the bar watched them in amazement.

The guest was Constantine.

"How the hell is it?" he asked.

Bei Guoxia didn't want to answer, and lost his face to the dog.

Tony didn't say anything, left Baguo Xia, raised his palm cannon, and chased after Constantine to bomb.

Constantine was hunted down and fled like a dog.

Baguoxia sat on the chair in a daze, and recognized the bartender's face:

This is not Lucifer.

Bei Guoxia said angrily: "You play this game just to elope with Constantine?"

The thought of the dog-boy-boy couple suffering in hell while they were having fun made him hard and his fists hard.

"What do you want to drink?" Lucifer asked calmly.

It seemed that he expected that a mortal like Bei Guoxia would not be able to do anything with him.

"I want a martini," Bagel said pretendingly in a summer dress, "and I want you to dance on stage."

Lucifer's eyes flashed a golden light, and Baguoxia had already taken out the Stark mobile phone and typed a line quickly.

When Tony escorted the cursing Constantine back to the bar.

Seeing Baguoxia holding a wine glass, watching Lucifer dancing on the stage, the bartender threw out the three-piece suit one by one.

Constantine was thrown on the seat and grabbed the wine glass from Baguoxia's hand.

Baguoxia hurriedly said, "Twenty dollars a cup, give me some more bills, I want to stuff them into his belt."

Constantine pulled out the drawer of the cash register by the bar, grabbed a handful of coins and handed it over: "Here, take it and smash him to death."

Iron Man lifted his mask and whistled to Lucifer on the stage:

"good body."

Constantine finished his glass of wine, remembered something, and asked vigilantly, "Why didn't you drink just now?"

Bei Guoxia replied without thinking: "Oh, I licked it, hot tongue."

Constantine: "..."

Movies were playing on the TV in the bar.

Bei Guoxia glanced at it, and it was still "Fake God".

The movie is showing the scene where God pours chicken soup into the hero.

It seems that Lucifer is determined to eat Morgan Freeman's brainwashing bag instead of obeying the yellow dog's orders.

When "Fake God" was over, Lucifer was still dancing on the stage.

Baguoxia held a handful of coins and watched for a long time with green eyes like a wolf.

But Lucifer couldn't finish taking off his clothes.

Constantine glanced at it, curled his lips and said, "Don't wait, Magic."

Tony never believed in magic, and said, "Why didn't you say that he was wearing too much?"

Constantine looked at the bartender uniforms flying around, and said meaningfully: "There must be more than 200 pieces, right?"

Bei Guoxia suddenly became unhappy: "You magicians, you will not admit defeat if you want to bet, cheating with magic."

He waited for a while, but under the blessing of magic, Lucifer was like an endless onion.

Baguoxia couldn't help humming:

"If you peel off my skin layer by layer, you will find, you will be surprised, I still have layer by layer..."

In order to deal with the clothes full of clothes, Lucifer used these bartender uniforms to hold a reception with the theme of "bartenders" that night.

Every guest who comes in has to change into a free bartender uniform.

This confuses the uninformed and unreceived guests who came in later:

As far as the eye could see, there were all bartenders, as if they were running into a duck farm.

At the reception, Tony was like a fish in water, flirting with everyone, probably really ruthless, and in a blink of an eye, he had already taken over all the girls.

Constantine is not to be outdone.

The two even started betting on who could get more numbers to show who was more attractive.

Seeing Bei Guoxia was terrified, for fear of a bloody scene:

When I woke up in the morning, there was no girl on the bed, only the two of them...

That's how it's played on TV.

Baguo Xia likes to be quiet.

So after sitting in the bar and suffering an average concussion every 3 minutes, he finally couldn't take it anymore and slipped to the door.

The yellow dog followed him and walked slowly to the door.

Bei Guoxia squatted and patted the dog's head, and asked seriously: "This is the answer you gave me, don't do too much?"

The yellow dog yawned and scratched the roots of its ears with its hind feet.

"I already know that you can transmit voices through the air," Baguoxia said with the jaws of her palm on its neck. "Aren't you good at pretending in front of angels? Why are you putting on airs with me?"

The yellow dog drooped his chin, and squinted his eyes with the help of his palm, with a look of "I'm drunk and want to sleep, and get out".

Bei Guoxia said to herself: "Actually, I am not unwilling. I have achieved three of the four goals, and I am only one short..."

He sighed and patted the dog's head: "Look, I think of everything, and the psychological pressure is great. When I don't think of it, I am unscrupulous and have no taboos..."

The yellow dog stared at him, and made a puff, as if he didn't take it seriously for his behavior of being good-looking when he took advantage of it.

"What are you talking about with the dog?" Constantine came over and asked.

"No, talk to yourself." Baguoxia shrugged, "What do you want?"

Constantine said with a playful smile, "Give me your number."

Baguoxia slowly put out a question mark.

Constantine said triumphantly: "I think Stark is only interested in women. He must not have thought that I would ask for numbers regardless of men and women. I will win."

This cheap look made Bei Guoxia give him a thumbs down.

The yellow dog jumped up suddenly and ran into the distance.

Bei Guoxia was taken aback, and hurried to catch up, thinking in her mind:

Could it be that my words moved God, and He wanted to take me to get cheats?

"Where are you going?" Constantine also caught up.

The yellow dog ran across a narrow alley, and Baguoxia and Constantine followed suit.

The yellow dog jumped on the eaves and ran across a building, and they jumped on and ran after him.

Following the yellow dog for a pleasant night run, the two of them gave up thinking before they knew it.

This is referred to as "Japanese man running".

No matter when, no matter what the reason is, a group of people must start running inexplicably, which is called youth.

Until the yellow dog got through a pipe out of the ground, Baguoxia also squeezed in and crawled.

When it was Constantine's turn, he was firmly stuck inside, with only his head exposed.

The yellow dog turned to look at him, and let out a chuckle from its canine teeth.

Bei Guoxia suddenly realized: So revenge is here.

Constantine was stuck in the pipe, looking hopeless.

The pipe was obviously tightened by external force, and it seemed to be a trap set by God.

He is quite vengeful.

Baguoxia held back her laughter, squatted beside Constantine, held onto the mouth of the pipe and said, "Shall I help you out?"

Konstantin struggled and said angrily, "How can I help? I'm stuck so tightly, you have to grab my head off with both hands."

Bei Guoxia thought to himself: It is not bad to be stuck in a pipe, but it is even worse to be stuck in a hole in a wall.

It can be seen that God is more moral than man.

"Stuck, God calmed down, this time it's over. Otherwise, I will definitely trouble you in the future." He comforted.

Constantine had a desperate face: "Go and buy me a pack of cigarettes."

"why?"

"It's all your fault. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be in this situation."

Constantine said angrily, "Why are you running after God if you have nothing to do?"

Baguoxia was so blocked by this self-contained logic that he couldn't explain it, so he simply stood up and looked for a place where he could buy cigarettes.

There are no convenience stores, supermarkets, or people on this street.

Baguosha wonders if she's back in New York, or if she's actually still in the ghost market.

At this moment, he saw a gigantic Transformer coming across the street.

Baguoxia puts her mind at ease:

New York, this really is New York.

Especially when a big turtle wearing a blindfold lifted the cover of the sewer, he was even more sure.

"Leo," he called, "what are you doing here?"

The big tortoise turned his head, looked at him in surprise, and then suddenly realized: "You are from Gotham."

Baguoxia was embarrassed immediately.

When they parted, they made an appointment to visit in New York, but he has been busy with some miscellaneous things.

It's good now, friends from the past don't remember him anymore.

Leo drew out his knife, and while vigilantly approaching him, he asked in surprise, "Why are you here? I thought the whole block was cleared."

"I saw Transformers."

Baguoxia raised her hand, pointed at the large robot, and asked, "Is he the reason the block was emptied?"

"Yes." Leo replied without thinking, "It seems to be for something like the Cosmic Rubik's Cube."

"Look at that model, it should be Megatron." Baguoxia murmured.

Leo asked, "Sounds like you know him?"

Baguo Xia: "Do you want to help the neighborhood fight the aliens?"

Li Ao scratched his bald head: "No, the main reason is that my brothers and I picked up a cube-shaped glowing thing not long ago.

"At that time, New York was shrouded in green light. When I opened the manhole cover of the sewer, I saw a man in a green cloak. The cube fell into the sewer from his hand, and I picked it up again." Leo said, "Now think about it." , may be what you said 'Megatron' was looking for."

Megatron, like a monster in Ultraman, advanced all the way, destroying the buildings and wires along the way.

People from the military are fighting him with various high-tech.

But these high technologies are completely powerless in the face of different levels of silicon bases.

Megatron triumphantly and triumphantly all the way.

Baguoxia took out her phone.

Keep it simple, keep it simple

He said to the system ecstatically in his heart: "I can finally practice writing legal rags."

After being curious for so long, I finally got to put it into practice.

system:"???"

Bei Guoxia rubbed her phone, called up the document, tapped the keyboard, and wrote:

Megatron is in heat.

System: "You... Megatron is in the form of a fighter or a fighter, right? Where is the estrus period?"

Bei Guoxia thought: "Hey, your host has blocked you."

system:"……"

In fact, Baguoxia is also very curious, what kind of impact a single line of words without description will have on Megatron.

After typing this sentence, Li Ao suddenly covered his mouth and nose, and asked, "What's the smell?"

Bei Guoxia suddenly realized: "It's gasoline."

It turns out that unlike humans, Transformers will bleed gasoline when they are in heat!

I saw Megatron walking while leaking oil.

Soon, the air is filled with the rich, suffocating smell of gasoline, making you feel... motion sick.

Baguoxia continued: "Megatron needs a rag to fix his problems."

As soon as it was written, it "rained rags" in the sky above Megatron's head.

Rags of various colors and materials wrapped around his body, quickly burying him.

Bei Guoxia looked up at this incredible scene, feeling:

"So this is the rag text?"

System: "No, you call this a rag text?"

——It was useless to worry before it dared to love!

Baguoxia thinks about it, since there are rags, why don't they just put some detergent on them?

So, he wrote "cleaner", "car washer", "brush", "compressor high-pressure water pump" one after another...

Under his tidying up, Megatron, who stubbornly walked in front of them, finally turned into a shining fighter plane - wrapped in all kinds of rags.

The system announced emotionlessly: "He's out of fuel and can only stand still."

Optimus Prime arrived.

Bei Guoxia was a little excited, and quickly wrote: "The Invincible Iron Bull is also added to the rag."

So Optimus Prime was quickly wrapped tightly in a rag.

It also took the form of an iron bull.

System: "...he is a car."

Bei Guoxia patted his legs: "Oops, Invincible Iron Bull is Optimus Prime's former Chinese pseudonym—I got it mixed up."

But things had to go according to plan, and Baguoxia said to Leo: "Where is the Rubik's Cube, can you give it to me?"

"It can be, we don't need it anyway."

Leo asked hesitantly, "But what do you want to do with it?"

"Let it go back to the old place, what do you think?"

The turtle shrugged, if they had shoulders.

Baguosha took the Rubik's Cube and ran towards Megatron and Optimus Prime.

The distance between them was not far away, and the military was still worried, so they didn't rush over immediately, they were just on guard and observing.

Baguoxia approached Megatron and knocked on his case: "Can you hear me?"

"If I could move, I'd crush you like a human crushes an ant," Megatron said in a muffled voice.

"Optimus Prime?"

"Moo," said the iron bull in the rag.

"Okay, sorry."

Bei Guoxia took out her mobile phone in embarrassment, and typed a line, first to restore Optimus Prime's ability to speak.

Baguoxia asked: "What is the Cosmic Rubik's Cube?"

Optimus Prime: "We call it the 'Fire Source'. Once the fire is extinguished, the Transformers will be reborn from the Fire Source."

Sounds like an infinity tool for Transformers.

Baguoxia looked at the Rubik's Cube in her hand.

"I give you the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, can you leave the earth?" Baguoxia asked.

Megatron was silent, as if calculating his motives for doing so.

"I can't decide whether you are right or wrong. But the battle of the Cybertronians has nothing to do with the earth. Don't just start a battlefield in the universe."

Bei Guoxia said, "It's like a war between countries A and B. If you don't fight well in your own country, you have to go to other countries to cause trouble. No one will be happy."

"I think that's fair," Optimus Prime said.

"Ah, big brother is really easy to talk to," Bei Guoxia turned his head and tapped Megatron's case, "What about you, 'buy a bed'?"

"I will not obey the orders of the ants, what I do will be determined by myself." Megatron said angrily.

Bei Guoxia smiled, and said to Optimus Prime: "Do you know that there is a genre on earth called 'disassembly'?"

"What do you mean?" Optimus Prime asked.

Three seconds later, they looked at Megatron.

He had turned into parts as high as a hill.

"So this is the disassembly text." Bei Guoxia was thoughtful.

System: "No, it's really not."

Optimus Prime didn't speak.

He has a psychological shadow on the word "disassembly".

Megatron's sounder, which fell to the ground, vibrated as if to speak.

Bei Guoxia had a whim, lowered her voice, and said solemnly:

"I have but one request of you,

"Get off my earth!"

Megatron went through the process of "heat, mop and tear down" on Earth.

After that, he and Optimus Prime were sent back to Cybertron by Baguoxia.

Bei Guoxia folded her arms, looked at the stars in the sky, and thought: "Did I just look so handsome? I looked like Batman? Actually, I pinched him with the phrase 'Get out of my Gotham'..."

system:"……"

The system poured a bucket of cold water on him: "Batman never said that."

Baguoxia: "???"

Batman never said his most famous line?impossible!

Baguoxia admitted that she was intimidated.

Back in front of Li Ao, Bei Guoxia said apologetically, "I still can't go to your place today, I have other things to do."

"It's okay, my brother and I don't have time to entertain you today," Leo replied frankly, "We have other things to do."

"What's the matter? Do you need my help?" Baguoxia asked.

Li Ao put away the knife and waved freely: "No need."

Baguoxia showed worried eyes.

Li Ao immediately explained: "When Jin Bin was here, Schneider and Jin Bin formed an alliance, which put a lot of pressure on us, but now Jin Bin has fallen, and even Schneider has been implicated. As a wanted criminal, he can no longer trouble us."

Baguoxia didn't expect that Jin Jie not only helped Chaoying in New York, but also helped the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by mistake.

It seems that when the world is integrated, everyone's enemies are also closely related.

After a pause, Leo suggested: "But you can follow me into the sewer, so that you won't attract the attention of humans."

So, Baguoxia followed him back to the sewer.

"Where are you going?" Leo asked.

Baguoxia thought for a while, and said the name of Lucifer's bar.

"That's a long way to go," Leo asked in bewilderment, "How did you get here?"

Bei Guoxia was silent for a moment: "He ran over."

"You have great physical strength." Li Ao praised.

"thanks……"

When parting, Baguoxia and Leo shook hands vigorously: "Say hello to Mickey for me."

"He will be very happy." Leo said with a smile.

Bei Guoxia couldn't help asking: "Do you really have no other way of contacting?"

Li Ao looked at him for a while and said, "This will have to wait until my brother makes the 'Turtle Machine'."

Turtle machine, silicon base.

What a cold joke.

Baguoxia rubbed her arms and crawled out of the sewer.

He had just lifted the manhole cover and walked from the darkness to the light. The huge and shiny signboard of the bar almost blinded his dog's eyes.

It was already early morning, and the people in the bar had almost dispersed, and Lucifer was about to close the signboard.

Seeing Baguoxia crawling out of the ground, he frowned, but didn't say anything, just flicked his fingers and turned off the signboard.

Seeing him, Baguoxia thought of an important question:

Konstantin, still seems to be stuck in the pipe...?

"Just think I tricked him again." Bei Guoxia comforted herself.

System: "Be careful that he will take revenge on you again."

Bei Guoxia thumped the ground: "What else can I do! What do I want!"

He cheated on him, he cheated on him, he cheated on him... It's impossible to settle the account of cheating everywhere.