[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

"This is the toughest BBQ I've ever had."

Tony wiped his mouth with a handkerchief and said, "The kebab at the last Avengers party was better than that."

Baguoxia held a wishbone and gnawed it vigorously, the piece of meat was like gnawing wood.

He replied vaguely: "Probably because there is no salt and pepper."

What they are eating, in fact, they themselves do not see clearly.

It's just a bird that flies by from hell, let's say it's a crow.

Tony made a slingshot and managed to knock it down, then set fire to the bones they had collected and piled together with a palm cannon, creating a fire.

For more detailed parts, such as whether the crow is a demon or whether it can talk, the two of them will no longer associate by default, so as not to affect their appetite.

Baguoxia questioned from the bottom of her heart: "We are all dead, why do we still feel hungry?"

In a blink of an eye, the construction of hell was transformed into Pei Ye's version of Survival in the Wild by these two people.

Tony quickly succumbed to the heat and decided to join the nudist camp before making an air conditioner.

"But fans can be made very quickly,"

He said to Baguoxia, "Using the water power in the blood pool, grind the devil's bones into fans, make them into windmills, and use water to generate force, then you can..."

Tony's words were interrupted by a thunderclap.

He stood up abruptly, looked at the approaching god and said, "It's Odin."

Baguoxia raised her head and squinted her eyes.

Above the head, there was a bearded old man with a body shape obviously different from ordinary people, wearing a single eye patch and a red cloak.

Thin electric currents are coiled around his body, forming a literal pattern of "fire trees and silver flowers".

Behind him, there are two people following.

"Thor, Loki?" Tony exclaimed, "Are you here too?"

Seeing him, Thor showed a surprised expression, and seemed to want to speak forward, but due to the existence of Odin, he couldn't cross the line.

Loki looked displeased: "What? It's actually two mortals who took over the key to the gate of hell? I think Lucifer is really confused."

Odin stopped and said, "Loki."

Loki shut his mouth, his unfriendly eyes still swept back and forth between Baguosha and Tony.

Odin walked towards them. When Baguoxia was thinking about how to greet each other, he directly entered the topic: "I hope the Three-Eyed Raven has notified me of my visit, so it won't be presumptuous."

Baguoxia glanced back, and blocked the pile of bones calmly:

It turned out that the animal they had just eaten was called the Three-Eyed Raven.

Odin may have seen his uneasiness, and did not bother too much about the whereabouts of the crow, and continued: "I claim to be a brave god, but no matter how powerful a god is, there are things to be afraid of. What I fear most is Ragnarok, the end of the Nordic gods.

"In order to face my fear, I created a new world, a world that only exists in the theoretical dimension. This miniature world is a replica of the original version of this huge world."

He took out a crystal ball from his pocket.

In the eyes of Baguoxia and Tony, this is more like a transparent earth, the sky, mountains, lakes, seas, jungles, cities and villages inside are all three-dimensional.

"If you are willing to transfer the ownership of hell to me." Odin continued, "I will give you the right to dominate this parallel world."

"What's the use of this?" Baguoxia asked blankly.

"Use your imagination, young man." Odin said with a mysterious smile, "you will be the god of the whole world."

He turned the crystal ball to magnify part of the image.

Baguoxia saw Gotham, Batman was fighting a group of villains, and Robin was by his side.

Turning around again, Baguoxia saw Metropolis, Superman flying in the air, and Luther was standing on the side of the road staring at him full of hatred.

As the crystal ball kept turning, he and Tony saw the entire history of the earth change.

Various superheroes and super villains are active in this world of glass balls.

They may be miniature, but the world inside the sphere is the same as outside.

For the people living in the glass ball, that is a real world.

"In this parallel world, you can change the past, enjoy the future, and enjoy yourself without paying any price."

Odin tempted, "You can enter here endlessly, freeze your time, and live among them.

"You can hang out with different people and enjoy the results, and you can be anything you want to be.

"You can watch the development of different futures leading to the world once, ten times, until you get bored."

Look at this crystal ball, and then look at Odin who has no waves on his face.

Bagel Xia was in awe for the first time:

It turns out that this is God.

The world is his toy.

He couldn't help turning his head, looked at the yellow dog lying beside him, and immediately understood why the God of this world didn't care about everything.

To God, this world is nothing but a spectacle contained in some glass ball.

Tony swallowed, trying not to be intimidated by the little scene, and he did.

Compared with the shock on Baguoxia's face, his expression looked much more normal under the cover of sunglasses.

"We will consider your stake, Odin," he said solemnly, "but in fairness, we should give the other gods a chance."

"Of course," Odin retracted the glass ball. Judging from his expression, he had a lot of confidence in his "chip", "I'm not that unkind."

Tony pulled Baguoxia aside and said seriously: "You know, I never thought there was a god in this world, only things that science can and cannot explain."

"You said it." Baguoxia said.

"Well," Tony gritted his teeth and said, "I can't...I mean, I'm not good at dealing with things that science can't explain. I usually throw questions beyond my understanding to Pepper, but she's obviously not here— "

"You mean?"

"It's up to you, man," Tony said tragically, patting him on the shoulder, "I believe you will make the right choice and give the key to the right person."

Under the heavy pressure, Bei Guoxia couldn't help complaining: "You are trying to throw the pot away!"

At this time, a burst of music came from nowhere.

Maybe the players have their own surround stereo bluetooth speakers, and the ground under their feet is trembling with the rhythm.

This tremor made Baguoxia shake his legs, and the next second the scene was going to an Indian song and dance, and it was out of control.

The two gods finally appeared.

They are Kami Sakurajima, Shuten-Douji and Ibaraki-Douji.

After listening to their self-introduction, Baguoxia immediately pushed Tony in front of him: "Go and listen to what conditions they offer."

Tony protested: "Didn't I tell you to take full responsibility for it?"

Bei Guoxia gritted his teeth: "Seeing them reminds me of the days and nights I used to have as a liver onmyoji and a dog. I'm afraid I can't help but go up to fight demons—not to mention, they don't look as good as those in these two games." It's unreasonable for Lihua to look good."

The Shuten-douji here is six meters tall, with a hulking back, fifteen eyes, and a face full of evil spirits.

Bei Guoxia only took one look, and his heart was broken.

Thinking about this person's reputation in the mythology is not very good, even the idea of ​​asking for an autograph is extinguished.

The conditions given to them by the leader of the ghost clan are also very simple:

They were free to set a price, and he could afford to pay whatever it was.

After finishing speaking, Shuten Doji also showed Bei Guoxia and the others, turning the clear water in the blood pool into a puddle of sake.

Baguoxia folded her arms and hummed:

It doesn't have the figure of Yujie in Fagou, nor is it as handsome as the handsome man in Onmyoji, and there is no dubbing by Sakaguchi x Heihe and Fukurun.

How could he eat this set.

As if seeing through his expression, Shuten-douji threatened coldly:

"If hell is not in my hands in the end, I will lead the army of ghosts and take your life, making you regret it."

Bei Guoxia was silent for a moment, raised a finger, pointed at herself, and asked in disbelief:

"Just... hunt me down?"

He growled in his heart: "For the sake of sacrificing so much liver for the two games... At least bring Constantine!"

and many more……

and many more.

At this time, Bei Guoxia had a flash of inspiration and found a tiny highlight in the whole thing:

What about Constantine?

What?

Baguoxia pretended to be calm and waved, and shouted: "Tony."

"what's up?"

Bei Guoxia asked in a low voice: "Have you noticed that one of us is missing?"

"No, who?" Tony asked blankly.

"He's not someone, he's the blond one, wearing the windbreaker, smoking a cigarette, the reason we're in hell is all because of his words, shameless magician."

Tony and Baguoxia looked at each other.

The expression on his face ranged from confused to contemplative to clearing the clouds and seeing the moon.

He both said in unison:

"That scumbag! Leave us and run away!"

Qi fong.

Things are clear:

Lucifer wants to resign, and he may have just planned to let Constantine take over the keys to Hell's Gate at first.

Constantine is also very clear that this 'Jade Seal of the Kingdom' is a hot potato, and whoever picks it up will be unlucky.

So he pulled Baguo Xia down, planning to run away immediately after throwing the key.

As for Tony, it might just be collateral damage.

Tony opened the bracelet and said angrily:

"Friday, did I put a tracker on him? Track him! Get him back!"

Baguoxia turned on the phone and thought angrily:

"Okay, Kang, you dare to leave your brother behind. Watch me show you what it means to be a prodigal son in front of the gods of the Eighteenth Route!"

System: "When you scold someone, do you have to scold yourself to be happy?"

While Baguoxia was busy, a gust of wind blew from all directions.

In this sweltering hell that roasted them like eels, there was a breath of coolness and wind and sand.

A humanoid black cat with a scepter appeared in front of them, dressed in an Egyptian style, which clearly showed where it came from.

She is also the only female god here:

"I am Buster, the Egyptian cat god. I am here to offer my exchange for hell."

Bei Guoxia rubbed her eyes that were bewildered by the sand, and when she saw that it was a cat, she couldn't help being a little more polite.

To say the reason, even those without a teacher can learn by themselves:

"Oh, please say it."

But as soon as he interrupted, he instantly forgot to trouble Constantine.

Buster said: "People may be able to hide from the eyes of people and gods, but not from cats. Your dreams, wishes and things you have done are all in the eyes of cats."

("Are you here to compete with the dog for business?" Bei Guoxia slandered.)

"If you are willing to hand over hell to me, I will tell you the whereabouts of every god in the endless family."

After listening, Bei Guoxia's face was full of confusion: "What is the endless family?"

Buster explained: "The endless family has seven members: Fate, Death, Sandman, Destruction, Desire, Desire, Despair and Madness."

Baguo Xia: "It sounds incomprehensible - but why do I know their whereabouts?"

Buster's face showed the cat clan's unique expression of "why should I bother to please the stupid shit shovel officer".

But she goes on to explain:

"If you know their whereabouts, you can exchange things with different gods. For example, you can use the whereabouts of destruction to exchange inspiration from the Sandman, and you will have endless and endless inspirations that can never be written in lifetimes.

"At this time, you will use your desperate whereabouts to death in exchange for eternal life...

"Ah, through different exchanges, you will realize your dream and become an immortal and eternal writer. In all the ages of your existence, everyone will read your words and respect you as a writer, no one else. "

Bei Guoxia was very moved, and then found out:

"Fuck, isn't this just turning me into a code word perpetual motion machine! It's a code word perpetual motion machine that can't be reincarnated from generation to generation, endless hell!"

Should it be called a cat?

There is always a way of "torturing the shit shovel officer" proposition.

At this time, Tony asked him: "Have you found Constantine?"

"Who?" Baguoxia asked subconsciously, and suddenly thought, yes, Constantine, he threw them into hell and ran away by himself.

And Tony has been completely attracted by Catwoman: "Hi, ma'am, is it an honor to know your name?"

"Wait, did you find him?" Baguoxia asked.

"Find who?" Tony asked absently.

"Constantine."

"Oh," Tony suddenly realized, "Friday didn't install a position on him, I want to ask you if there is any way."

Thor came over and asked, "I suppose you've heard the conditions of these gods?"

With such an interruption, Baguoxia forgot about Constantine again: "Aren't there any other gods coming?"

"Don't make trouble, Thor, we have to find someone first." Tony said, pulling Baguoxia.

Bei Guoxia looked blank: "Who are we looking for?"

"Konstantin." Tony raised his voice.

"Thor, you are friends with the humans here," Buster said aggressively, "Do you want to take this opportunity to get close?"

"Hey, take it easy ma'am, I'm not taking sides," Tony said freely.

Baguoxia dragged Tony's hand and hurriedly asked, "Did you find him?"

Tony looked at him blankly: "Who are you looking for?"

Their conversation gradually descends into:

"Who are you looking for?"

"Kang what?"

"What Tandin?"

"□□Chicken!"

...in this weird cycle.

Baguoxia went crazy, broke down, and pulled out her hair one by one:

"It's definitely that bastard's magic!"

Like a hamster with firecrackers tied to its tail, Bei Guoxia ran around the field until he was stopped by Rocky.

The god of mischief, whose main color is green, approached his face with treacherous eyes:

"I can see your eyes clearly. You have no nostalgia for our deal, why? Can't we have so many gifts from the gods to impress you?"

Baguoxia was very upset, the name of a certain person (Konstantin) was in his heart, he knew he was going to settle accounts with him, and Tony knew it too.

But as long as they were distracted, they couldn't remember the name.

If only one of them forgets, they can also remind each other.

Now he and Tony can't remember who to look for, and they can't get up and down with a bad breath stuck in their chests, so they don't have the mind to care about other things.

He scratched his head and complained: "The apple pie from the old Solvay guy next door, I just want to pull out that thorn in my heart and kick his ass hard with my boots."

"As I expected," Loki announced, snapping away from him, spreading his hands, and facing the gods, "mortals have no energy to determine the keys to the gates of hell. My king, the gods of the east, and the lord of Egypt, might as well use The most suitable method determines the belonging of hell."

Jiu Tun-douji asked in a muffled voice, "How should we solve it?"

There was a cruel smile on the corner of Loki's mouth, and he whispered two words: "Fight."

The gods roared.

They were originally disobedient and aggressive, and Loki's proposal just scratched their itch.

This "No. [-] Martial Arts Association in the Demon World" is about to sweep through hell.

Two handsome men with blond hair and white wings descended from the sky and landed in front of them.

Angel, finally joined the auction.

One of the angels held Baguoxia's forehead.

Under his touch, Bei Guoxia suddenly felt extraordinarily clear.

Not to mention thinking of Constantine, it seems that everything has become transparent and I have remembered everything.

When the angel let go of his hand, he still stared straight at his eyes, dazed in place.

The angel didn't care about his gaffe, and said to himself, "We have brought an oracle."

The angel closed his eyes and waited for the edict.

"The Creator says hell must exist,"

He closed his eyes and said clearly, "There must be a gathering place for demons, a place where evil spirits exist. Hell and heaven, the two complement each other and are indispensable. If there is no punishment, the reward will be meaningless; If hell ceases to exist, then heaven ceases to exist—no!"

All of a sudden, he yelled to the sky in horror.

He became haggard, and the sanctity and vigor he had just landed was exhausted in an instant.

He cried out in grief and indignation: "Why did you make this decision? We have not disobeyed His intentions for so many years."

Odin couldn't help shouting: "What did the edict say?"

The angel lowered his head and said complicatedly: "The Creator believes that hell must exist, so he hopes that the most trusted subjects will rule here, that is, us."

He looked blankly at his colleagues and repeated, "It's us, Dumas. We're going to take over hell and never return to the Silver City."

Seeing that his emotions were getting out of control, Tony smoothed things over: "Maybe you guys made him angry, the next time I see him..."

"We didn't!" Angel retorted excitedly, "We were even the main force to suppress Lucifer's villain, why did our loyalty end like this?"

His expression gradually became terrifying: "I want to resist the order of the Creator."

All the people and gods in hell stared at him like a fool.

And he himself soon came to his senses:

If he resists, he will still be defeated by God and thrown into hell like Lucifer.

In any case, the result is the same.

The angel looked at Baguoxia.

An ominous premonition rose in Bei Guoxia's heart.

"But the decision is still in your hands." The angel said plausibly, "You can decide who will give hell to you in the end."

Looking at his sincere and eager wolf with a big tail, it seems that he wished that Bei Guoxia would say that he would give hell to others instead of him.

With Bei Guoxia's simple experience and meager understanding, the feeling of becoming an angel and being thrown into hell is probably similar to being a civil servant.

After finally passing five stages and beheading six generals, he risked his life to fight against the terrible rebel leader Lucifer, and finally ascended to heaven after winning the military medal.

As a result, he didn't enjoy the iron rice bowl treatment for several years, and was kicked down by God, or he was kicked directly into hell, a dangerous and backward place with a very bad reputation and no guarantee of life.

This angel didn't cry until he fainted on the spot, and had a heart attack, which should be regarded as the wave with excellent psychological quality.

——It can be seen that the ones that are not too hard may be wiped out by God from the very beginning.

Baguo Xia showed a professional smirk:

Although God has become a dog, or should be called "God" is more appropriate.

But he is still the supreme god of this world - he still does things so unkindly.

He thought apologetically:

"Sorry, brother. But, what confidence makes you think that I will fight for the micro-cosmic money to become a code word perpetual motion machine?"

Seeing his polite smile, Angel may also feel that there is no hope. He sighed and took over the new job:

"Just do it."

Bei Guoxia hurriedly comforted and said: "As the saying goes, 'If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell', you work hard, maybe your father will be in two years... Your Creator will remember you, and he will promote you."

The angel gave him a depressed look: "Then why don't you keep the key yourself?"

Bei Guoxia spread her hands helplessly: "God, the old man doesn't pay me wages. Lucifer's original successor has slipped away. As a temporary worker, I haven't been paid for the round-trip travel expenses yet."

Seeing that the transfer of affairs was about to be completed, there was a thunderbolt out of thin air, and Shuten-douji said loudly: "I object!"

The angel immediately stared at him coldly.

Don't look at the angel's timidity in front of the Creator, he really didn't pay attention to other gods: "Do you want to violate his oracle?"

Shuten-douji said: "I think Rocky's proposal is very good, we will win by battle."

"Bold!"

The angel spread his wings, which meant that there was fire in his heart and light in his eyes. The flames burned all the way to the top of his head. It was probably determined to vent his anger against the Creator on the gods in all directions.

The vigorous "No. [-] Martial Arts Meeting in the Demon World" is still going on.

The fight was like flying sand and rocks, the sun and the moon were dark, the sky was dark, and the Supreme God was so terrifying.

Tony immediately summoned the armor, fully armed.

Bei Guoxia picked up the yellow dog, and before he had time to speak, he was already spinning.

When he came back to his senses, he found himself being lifted by Iron Man's hands.

And rubble crackled down from the hell above their heads.

Iron Man ran all the way, and Baguoxia protested loudly on top of his head all the way:

"Hey, don't carry it like this—hey, are you going to use me as the captain's pot lid? Aren't everyone else being hugged by a princess!"