[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

Bei Guoxia raised her head and asked, "You mean, that dog-like creature is God?"

Constantine stroked his chin and said, "Isn't that a bit too disrespectful? That God-like dog."

Bei Guoxia showed a daze, looked at Constantine, and asked, "Is this kind of statement very respectful?"

Constantine replied: "First of all, let me emphasize that He is God."

Looking at this "God", Bei Guoxia suddenly felt that nothing in this world was worth seriousness.

At the same time, I feel that those myths about God have become less straightforward.

For example, the two most common rumors:

"God walks with you."

"God watches people. If a person does not do good in his life, he will fall into a hell full of smoke and fire under God's judgment after death, and receive severe beatings and punishment."

To sum up, people raise dogs and make a big claim that dogs are animals that need human companionship.

Probably because every dog ​​is God's eyeliner.

When people are about to die, God will call his dog:

"Hey dog, how is this guy doing?"

The dog put on his glasses, opened the notebook in his belly, and answered seriously:

"It's hard to say, my God, this guy scratches my belly a lot, he must be a nice guy."

But wait, a dog has a shorter lifespan than a human.

So recording a person's life probably took four or five dog lives.

To sum up, when the dog that accompanied this person on his last journey spoke good words before God, the first or third dog raised by this person may jump out to protest:

"That's just because he's old and can't do bad things anymore! When he was raising me, he often accompanied his girlfriend to play football, and refused to take me out for a walk."

The yellow dog landed on the ground, bypassed Lucifer, and ran towards them bumpily—it was still a short-legged yellow dog.

Constantine mused, "Look, it's not even a breed."

Mi Lijian Famous Pet Association cried and passed out in the toilet.

Bei Guoxia responded thoughtfully: "It's a bit like a Chinese garden..."

This time it was Constantine's turn to stare at him.

Baguoxia spread her hands: "It's not my fault."

The yellow dog sat down in front of them, with its four paws on the ground, and the black bean-like eyes were unpredictable.

"He doesn't seem to be angry." Baguoxia said softly.

"Why do you think so?" Constantine asked.

"Obviously, because no thunderbolt went down into hell and struck me dead."

Lucifer followed the dog.

Konstantin leaned close to Baguoxia's ear and whispered, "Don't let Lao Lu know who this is. His recent mood has been similar to that of a social animal who has worked overtime for thousands of years and caught up with menopause."

Before the words were finished, Lucifer was already standing in front of the two of them, looking at the dog and saying, "This creature that appeared out of nowhere makes me feel kind, as if it has the breath of the Creator."

Bei Guoxia was silent for a moment, and said, "But this shouldn't prevent you from eating dog meat hotpot, right?"

"Who wants to eat dog meat hotpot?"

Tony came over and interrupted their awkward chat.

In order not to look directly at the strange species in hell, he has already put on sunglasses, exuding the confidence and generosity of a rich man, and continued to Lucifer:

"You can sign a few contracts with me, and set the construction period and project quantity. I can almost estimate how to transform this place, but I need to consult the engineering team for details. As long as you agree, I will immediately let Stark Company name The next few engineering teams will all come down."

"Are they willing to work in hell?"

"As long as the wages are enough, they don't care if they build a new community in hell."

Tony said nonchalantly, "Maybe the fact of 'being in hell' can be an incentive for them to finish the project sooner. Anyway, as long as you have money... what are you going to use to pay the wages?"

Lucifer opened his hand.

They saw a black key in his palm.

Neither Baguoxia nor Tony knew what it meant.

And Constantine showed a bitter face, obviously seeing the end.

"This is the key to the gate of hell." Lucifer said solemnly, "I plan to pay you hell."

According to Lucifer, today, he closed all the entrances to hell, leaving only one door.

Seeing those demons who are extremely vicious, punished, and use the punishment process they have suffered as a pretentious capital.

The expressions in their eyes ranged from excitement, to loss, to sadness, to dissatisfaction.

Lucifer hurriedly traveled all over hell, telling all those rebellious demons to get out.

No demon can resist his power, so he can only sit on the rocket to the world obediently.

Thinking that I will never have to manage this unlucky place from now on.

Lucifer was full and relieved.

Alas, the process of the Lord of Hell closing hell is often so plain and boring.

After listening to Lucifer's experience, they stared at the key.

The person who takes over this key will undoubtedly be the next Lord of Hell.

Baguo Xia felt weird.

Lucifer dared to give it, the key is Tony...

"Well," Tony said seriously, "can I turn hell to humans and develop growing communities and attractions?"

He really dared to ask for it.

"Open hell can also solve the problem of population inflation on the ground,"

Tony continued, "Put those homeless people in hell early and acclimate."

"There are still many demons living here." Constantine couldn't help reminding him.

"So what?" Tony showed a toothache-like expression, "When our ancestors moved to America, there were also many Indians. Is it preventing them from moving there?"

Then, he said very pragmatically: "We want to learn the qualities of our ancestors, and now we just change the horizontal relocation to downward relocation."

Baguoxia fell into deep thought.

He never thought that such a day would come:

Lucifer promised to open up the space of hell and provide Stark with real estate, and there are demons and other aborigines in hell.

But Stark Enterprises was fearless and readily decided to contract for development.

How would the humans above react?How will the demon below react?

How to arrange the house price in hell?

Anyway, Baguoxia knows very well that if it is really possible to buy a house in hell, he will pay for it.

Not only can you live here during your lifetime, but you can continue to occupy here after your death.

The same price can cover life and death, which is much more cost-effective than buying a house on the ground.

"In exchange..."

As Lucifer said, he took out a knife.

The other three took a step back in shock, and Tony also put on a Wing Chun posture, protecting the other two behind him.

The yellow dog raised its hind feet and scratched its ears, then continued to stare at them boredly.

Under their horrified eyes, Lucifer said calmly, "Please cut off my wings so that I can become a human being."

The majestic lord of hell, Lucifer, actually asked them to help cut off his wings?

Bei Guoxia asked tangledly: "Will you not be condemned by God?"

After all, it's also the wings of the Great Demon King, so it's not easy to explain if you cut it off, right?

For example, after death, Hades asked: "Peguoxia, what achievements have you made in your life?"

The answer was: "I cut off a pair of shoulders of the Lord of Hell when I was traveling in the West."

Hades who met a sensible Hades might just pass him off as a fart.

Hades, who is unreasonable, may have a heart for him from now on, regard him as a hidden danger, and even wear a pair of small shoes for him from time to time...

Tony snorted, and said, "Don't be stubborn, you can be a human without cutting your wings, just tell others that you are a mutant—"

Lucifer said stubbornly: "If I don't cut off these wings, my relationship with God will not be removed. I have obstacles in my heart, and I won't treat myself as a human being when I become a human being."

Baguoxia secretly asked Constantine: "Can you cut it?"

Constantine said with a half-smile: "If you want to cut you, I won't do it."

——It seems that it will indeed be unlucky.

Bei Guoxia quickly grabbed the knife from Lucifer's hand and said to him, "Sit down first."

He pulled the dog next to him to make room, and sat down cross-legged first.

When Lucifer reluctantly sat down, Bei Guoxia said earnestly: "You are so stubborn, you are called a 'image' according to the common saying. Think about it, you have wings on your body, there is nothing you can do about it , a natural thing, something that cannot be changed. But as long as you don't take it seriously in your heart, it will not hinder you."

Lucifer fell silent.

Bei Guoxia said: "Conversely, if you cut off your wings, but still think in your heart that you are the devil king, with extraordinary destiny, a 'man with wings', and the son of God, then you are considered to be a man without wings." Wing, what’s in your chest is still not a human heart.”

See Lucifer change from silent to thoughtful.

Bei Guoxia wiped off his sweat and thought: Sitting in hell, accompanied by the biggest capitalist, talking about Buddhism and Taoism with Lucifer, and there is a god beside him...

My row of noodles is probably No. 1 in all times and in all over the world.

Before he finished thinking, Lucifer handed over the knife again.

This time he was simply unreasonable: "Although what you said is very reasonable, I still don't want wings."

Baguoxia: "..."

Co-authored scholar meets soldier.

Bei Guoxia persuaded: "You can't hurt others by cutting your wings, you can only hurt yourself."

Lucifer said stubbornly: "My body comes from the Creator, and I cut off my wings to humiliate Him."

Bei Guoxia glanced at the dog...God.

I saw it raised its hind legs, continued to scratch its ears, and yawned after scratching.

Bei Guoxia thought: You can pull it down, this master cares less than Trisolarans.

And that look is by no means pretending not to care.

Bei Guoxia knew that many people, such as the ruthless male lead in romance novels, would just snort and sternly say, "That work He asked for it."

It was ruthless.

But in fact, if the heroine has something wrong with someone else, such as a doctor, he will be more anxious than anyone else, and will definitely yell: "I want all the hospital staff to be buried with her."

It is indeed vexatious.

But the God in front of him... He is definitely not the kind of arrogant hero who loves in his heart and behaves paradoxically.

People just don't care.

Bei Guoxia suspected that now he really cut off Lucifer's two wings, lit a fire on the spot, plucked them to make roasted chicken wings, and he didn't care.

Baguoxia honestly told her current feelings.

Of course, the fact that "that dog is God" is concealed.

Lucifer asked in amazement, "Do you want to eat my wings?"

Bei Guoxia didn't expect that after listening to such a long paragraph, he only cared about this, and suddenly felt that so many words were just playing the piano to the cow, so he asked angrily: "Is this the point?"

Lucifer gasped: "You want to eat my wings?!"

Bei Guoxia defended: "You still have your wings in your heart. If you really don't care, then I will steam, stew, fry and fry your wings, and you won't be angry."

"What are you talking about? You actually want my wings?!"

Facing Lucifer's menacing approach, Bei Guoxia squeezed out a sentence: "Your request, I understand, your anger, but still love him."

The yellow dog sneezed and shook its fur.

Lucifer didn't care about these.

He spread his wings and disappeared like a gust of wind.

Leave Tony, Baguocha and Constantine, a key to the gates of hell.

And a title of "Lord of Hell".

"We're in big trouble." Constantine said worriedly, without joking.

Bei Guoxia asked puzzledly, "Why do you say that?"

They didn't do anything, and it was a hell for nothing. This is obviously the development of Shuangwen.

Constantine told him: "There are many gods who want to take ownership of hell. For example, Odin, the Egyptian god Anubis, Zeus, the god of chaos, the god of order...they all want to be the masters of hell."

Bei Guoxia suddenly understood what he meant, clapped his legs and said: "The key to the gate of hell is equivalent to the 'Jade Seal of the Kingdom'. Whoever takes it will have eighteen princes gather to fight against it?"

"correct."

Tony leaned over and asked, "What's the matter? What's the matter?"

Bei Guoxia had a bitter face, and briefly said that "a dozen or so gods will soon attack them for the right to belong to hell".

Tony said disdainfully: "Where is there a god in this world? There are only things that science can explain and things that science can't explain."

I didn't expect that there are still people who are reduced to hell and can still maintain the original mind of a materialist.

Both Baguoxia and Constantine looked at Iron Man with complicated expressions, not knowing whether to feel admiration or strangeness.

Tony continued: "Since there is no God, we will follow the rules of 'people': auction resources, and we must give them to whoever bids the most."

The nature of the businessman was immediately exposed.

Bei Guoxia thought about it and still didn't think it would work.

As far as he knew, Zeus and Odin alone were not easy to talk to. They were all grumpy old men who would "bury millions of corpses and bleed for thousands of miles" at every turn.

It is too mysterious to expect gods like them to honestly offer prices in front of human beings.

For example Odin.

In case the old man becomes unhappy during the auction, give them a trick of "Tiantian cultivation level, the sky collapses and the earth falls into the purple gold hammer".

It is estimated that Iron Man and Constantine may not be able to defend against it.

Bei Guoxia poked the yellow dog: "I said, God, can you express your opinion and tell us what these mortals with fishy lips should do?"

Tony squinted his eyes to look at the dog, and stretched out his arms to comfort him, saying, "Be strong, and I'll find you a good psychiatrist when I get back."

"He really is God."

"Yes." Iron Man said perfunctorily.

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Bei Guoxia hugged the dog and handed it to Tony: "Can't you see the arrogance of 'regarding everything as a humble dog' in his eyes?"

Tony stared at the yellow dog.

The yellow dog sneezed at him.

Tony immediately pinched his nose and jumped back a few steps: "There is a bad smell, it needs to buy some molar sticks."

—There is some truth in the clergymen's swearing that the Industrial Party must go to hell.

For the rest of the time, apart from waiting for the dozen or so gods to attack, they just tossed about demons big and small in hell.

When Constantine was smoking in Baguo Xia, Tony proudly announced that he had made a water purifier out of materials in hell—the water in the pool of blood was ready to drink.

Baguoxia was filled with emotion.

Sure enough, the sentence "Scientists never take the initiative to adapt to the environment, only let the environment adapt to him."

It seems to be the same on the dead house.

When the whole world was celebrating, Constantine couldn't help feeling: "It's a pity that the old road's wings flew away, otherwise we would have chicken wings to eat besides drinks."

Baguoxia looked at him in surprise.

Constantine said disapprovingly, "I've been hungry ever since I heard you talk about grilled chicken wings."

"Who is to blame?" Tony said angrily, "Isn't it all your own fault for being so slow to start, watching the plump and fat wings slipping away from your hands..."

His voice gradually weakened, and his eyes fixed on the yellow dog thoughtfully.

Driven by him, the eyes of Baguoxia and Constantine when they look at the dog gradually changed...