[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

When Damian first became Robin, Batman stood side by side with him on the edge of the cliff and said a touching sentence:

"Gotham is mine, and it's yours."

Damian momentarily forgot to ask trivial questions like "Why is there a cliff here".

Then, Batman added: "But it's still mine after all."

"..."

"That's the thing, Batman doesn't like us meddling in Gotham's affairs," Damian said, "so we're going to do it in a sneaky way, which is why I came to New York, to avoid a lot of monitors in Gotham."

Bagel Xia muttered: "How many monitors does Batman have in Gotham?"

Damian: "Do you remember how many slices of bread you've eaten in your life?"

"A dozen pieces." Baguoxia replied honestly, "I don't like to eat that stuff."

Damian choked and said fiercely, "What's the matter with you? Why don't you put on your uniform?"

Bei Guoxia looked at the cheongsam, thinking carefully: "... When you got this uniform, didn't you have the slightest doubt in your heart?"

"My mother has a lot of these clothes," Damian said, looking a bit glum. "She's shown me how handy this outfit is for fighting. No sleeves, no arms, no pant legs, no ties." legs..."

It won't be restrained, Bei Guoxia looked at the high slit and thought, the problem is that nothing is bound at all.

Through his small expression, Baguoxia found the blind spot: "You can't wear it, right?"

Damian was silent.

"Did you really wear it?"

"Drake still wears a tutu for the mission, do you have any objection?" Damian said angrily.

Baguoxia suddenly discovered that "Drake" seems to be a quantifier for Damian.

"Weak as Drake" "Sleepy as Drake" "Tired as Drake" "Hungry as Drake" "Like Drake Sees Coffee" "Like Drake Dates a Girl ", and so on.

Bei Guoxia gradually came up with a hard-working man who "wakes up earlier than chickens, sleeps later than dogs, eats worse than pigs, works more than cows, works hard to sell fans, and earns money from selling vegetables" The image of an older single social animal.

Now, Damian says "Drake's tutu" and other unmatched words.

This made Drake more and more mysterious in Baguoxia's heart.

From a mysterious and hard-working social animal, to a mysterious and hard-working women's boss.

Damian continued: "As I said earlier, our plans have to be very low-key."

The four of them thought hard.

Beast Boy suggested: "Yes. Let's stun the black mask, throw it on Bain's bed, take a photo and send it to Lei Xiaogu? It won't alarm anyone."

Sure enough, low-key.

"Have you ever played the black mask?" Baguoxia was worried.

"I'm not worried," Damian said calmly, "According to my investigation, Black Mask's strength is comparable to that of Drake."

The Beast Boy questioned: "I heard that he and Ye Yi fought against each other, and the two were tied."

Damian said calmly: "That is, you can beat almost five Drakes, so there is nothing to be afraid of."

Baguoxia: "..."

So who the hell is Drake?

"Ahem," someone squatted at the window and calmly interjected, "This is a misunderstanding."

The four of them trembled all over, turned their heads and glared.

Batman might not be able to contain Damian in New York.

But he can get others to come to him.

Like Dick Grayson.

At this time, he was dressed as Ye Yi, looking at them with a gentle smile and sharp words:

"Don't slander me behind my back, I can beat ten Drakes."

Bagel Xia remembered Dick.

It can even be said to be impressive.

After all, this name is too catchy and still fresh in my memory.

Who remembers Richard Grayson.

Damian jumped up and asked, "What are you doing here?"

Beast Boy hissed, "Let's go, Robin."

"Grayson is here, how do we continue?" Damian glared at him.

"He broke in when we had an important meeting," Raven explained, "As long as we treat him as if he doesn't exist, he will be the one who is embarrassed."

Bei Guoxia: What a way to win the spirit.

Dick persuaded: "You can't single out Bane without supervision, it's dangerous."

Damian refused to accept it: "Who said I want to fight alone? You see, I have brought so many people, and I have made sufficient preparations for group fights."

Dick glanced at the Raven, the Beast Boy, and Bagel Xia with erratic eyes.

"You can't single out." He reiterated.

The other three: "..."

As the only adult in the room besides Dick, Baguosha decided to defend herself:

"With me here, I will do my best to protect them."

They looked at him with complicated eyes.

"What's more," Baguoxia continued, "Damian just doesn't want 'Ten Drakes' as a stepfather."

Four people: "..."

Isn't it just playing with broken quantifiers, who can't.Baguoxia thought angrily.

Dick sighed, jumped into the room, and sat across from the four of them.

"Let me hear your plans," he said.

"..."

Damian whispered through gritted teeth, "Make up a plan for him, right now. I can't let Grayson see the joke."

So Bei Guoxia said seriously: "We are about to throw the black mask on Bain's bed."

Dick stared at him closely, took out his phone:

"FBI?"

Baguoxia: ...Wait, listen to my explanation.

Dick brought a lot of news.

For example, in order to defeat Batman and give Lei Xiaogu a big gift, Bane made ample plans:

He decides to free all the criminals in Arkham.

Let Gotham return to before liberation overnight.

After investigation by Dick, it was found that,

Half of Arkham was recruited by Suicide Squad, and the other half was recruited by Blackgate Prison.

No one answered Bane's call.

During this period of time, there is a sentence that has always been on the lips of Arkham criminals:

"I saw the ultimate."

Bain invites:

"You need freedom. I will lead you to freedom."

The inmates at Blackgate refused to:

"No, only the Flame Death can set us free."

"So I'm now looking into who the Pyro Death is," Dick said.

Bei Guoxia coughed dryly: "That's not important."

System: "Isn't it a dead demon?"

Baguoxia thought: "That's even less important."

In short, Bane's actions have failed one after another, which is ridiculous.

And his reasons for making Batman his enemy are even more ridiculous.

"Tim fought him," Dick said, "and he used his words to make out that the reason Bane hated Batman was that he always dreamed about a giant bat."

Baguoxia: ...What kind of reason is this?

Bagel Summer: Who is Tim?

After going around in a circle, Bei Guoxia finally found that their path had gone astray.

Who should Bane like most?

Not Black Mask at all.

It's a bat!

I have been dreaming of huge bats since I can remember, how could I think about the enemy?

Shouldn't normal people start to fantasize about reaching the pinnacle of life from "Is this my obsessed feeling in my previous life", "It is my mascot in this life", "It will definitely give me something"?

This is probably a straight guy.

Bei Guoxia thought: "This is a cultural difference. In fact, in our country's traditional culture, bats are a symbol of happiness."

All four looked at him together.

"We have five bats holding birthdays, flooding the sky, bats are in front of us. During the Chinese New Year, there is a saying that bats have arrived."

Thinking of Chinese New Year, Baguoxia immediately circulated all kinds of bg in his mind.

When the bat appears in Bane's dream, "Unforgettable Tonight" should be used as the background music.

Misunderstandings will definitely be much smaller.

Knowing what the problem was, Baguoxia immediately patted his pants and stood up: "I'm going back."

Damian looked at him in disbelief: "We haven't finished discussing it yet."

"Don't try to keep us any longer," Bei Guoxia said resolutely, "Your elder brother has come to beat us up."

Dick: "...I didn't do anything."

"The elder brother is the mother." Baguoxia explained, "It means that when Batman is not around, Dick is your mother."

The next second, Dick jumped onto the window with Baguoxia in his arms, avoiding Damian's knife.

Beast Boy laughed loudly in fear of chaos.

"Your traditional culture is so strange," Dick said.

"Where, it's just you..."

"But I like it," continued Dick.

Bei Guoxia was terrified: "Do you like being Damian's mother?"

Dick: "..."

How do you understand?

He obviously just likes bats to be auspicious symbols.

Dick, who is a "new man-mother", after putting down Baguoxia, worked tirelessly to arrest the little leader of this newly established organization.

Prove it with a scene: Catching Damian is harder than catching a cat to take a bath.

Or harder than Tom and Jerry.

But Dick did it with determination.

He carried Damian on his shoulders, nodded to everyone, and jumped out of the window.

Like a blue wolf with a big tail that successfully lured a child.

Raven was left alone, Beast Boy and Baguoxia looked at each other.

"Let me treat everyone to ice cream." Baguoxia suggested.

Beast Boy said happily: "Okay, okay."

Raven also nodded hesitantly.

Losing Damian's ubiquitous domineering demeanor, these two children showed the cuteness they should have at their age.

Bei Guoxia was very pleased: "Eat, I'll give you two servings."

At this time, there was the sound of a key turning the lock at the door.

Raven's face was serious, and a magic circle took away the Beast Boy.

Bei Guoxia sat on the spot in a daze, watching the trees fall and the hozens scattered, the white ground was so clean, and the floor where a cheongsam was spare.

He suddenly realized the crucial question:

"These three unlucky children should have no real estate in New York.

"Then whose house is it?"

Baguoxia came to her senses and stood up abruptly.

One step too late, he and the homeowner who pushed the door and entered looked at each other in blank dismay.

The homeowner took out his mobile phone: "Hello, fbi?"

Baguoxia: Wait, listen to me...

The homeowner drew a pistol from a vase by the door.

... explain the hell!

Bei Guoxia picked up the cheongsam decisively, scrambled and fled through the window.

Facts have proved that abandoned houses will jump over the wall when they are in a hurry.

Bei Guoxia fell on all fours, landed safely, rushed out of the alley, and ran 500 meters on the street.

After doing such smooth movements, look at the phone:

It only took 3 minutes.

System: "Next time you do your morning exercise, you can let Jason run after you with a gun in hand."

Bei Guoxia supported her knees and gasped for breath: "I'm not afraid of him, I'm so familiar with him."

System: "Then before you do your morning exercises, go and wake up Damian from his sleep, and let him chase you away with a knife."

Bei Guoxia straightened up, wiped his sweat and said, "I don't want to die, I know him so well."

Relying on his rich experience in asking directions, Bei Guoxia found the square without incident.

Connor asked, "Where did you go just now?"

Bei Guoxia looked at him, and couldn't help but think: "If we continue to develop in this way, the day of 'handing over the phone to him for inspection' is not far away."

"What are you afraid of? Your behavior is normal when you participate in multi-person activities." The system didn't take it seriously. "It's not normal when you are alone."

Bei Guoxia: "Your words just make me feel that something is wrong."

Connor looked at the cheongsam in Baguoxia's hand.

Baguoxia explained: "This is a gift from Damian."

It sounds weird.

So Bei Guoxia changed his words: "I asked Damian for this."

Wow, that sounds even more outrageous!

During the short peak period of tourists, both Carl and Bob made a lot of money.

In the end, he and the homeless man looked at each other and smiled.

"Small things, not worth mentioning." Carl said freely.

Connor scanned the homeless man's pocket with his perspective, and whispered to Baguoxia:

"The cat earns more than he does."

Baguoxia took out his severed hand from Karl's pocket, and begged him in every possible way:

"The task of appeasing Damian is entrusted to you."

The severed hand stood on his forearm, with the index finger and middle finger crossed, and the other three fingers kept tapping, in a pose of "thinking about it".

Baguoxia quickly said: "Nail polish and lubricating oil are easy to talk about, you and the steel arm have a hand in hand."

A broken hand is a good hand.

It's just that I made new friends recently, and the expenses have increased.

Don't just earn yourself nail polish.

Also earn lube for new friends.

The next thing is much easier.

After reassuring Connor that she would not run away again, Bei Guoxia returned to the stall.

He took out his mobile phone and planned to write a touching essay:

The name is "Bane's Interpretation of Dreams".

In order to make things better in Gotham at night.

Bane, like Batman, learned to sleep in the afternoon.

Of course, if unfortunately, it doesn't matter if he doesn't feel sleepy.

Anyway, Baguoxia would write that he was asleep.

Baine, who fell asleep, dreamed of the big bat again.

This time, the dream was very different.

Accompanied by weird music, the big bat said to him:

"Actually, you've been dreaming of me because I'm your own father you've never met."

Bain: "..."

do not know why?

He found the big bat very convincing.

Bat goes on to tell Bane: "It's not Thalia who needs you."

"Then who needs me?" Bane asked.

The bat said deeply: "Syria, Leah."

The big bat kindly told Bane how his father—that is, his own life—was killed by the dictatorship.

It is even more friendly to indicate the location of "Syria, Leia, and Asia" on the world map.

In the end, he patted Bain on the shoulder: "I see that your skeleton is very clear, and the task of maintaining world peace will be entrusted to you in the future."

Bane asked: "Didn't you scare me all these years?"

"Of course not, I want to protect you in my dreams," said the big bat, "but I can understand that you think I'm scaring you—I never thought a bat could grow so big before."

"I'm sorry," Bat apologized, "for giving you all these years of torment, all because I'm too big."

Bain: "..."

Bei Guoxia stopped typing, struggling:

Why do these words feel strange.

System: "Can you drive on this broken road?"

Ordinarily, Baguoxia made a mistake and caused Bane to abandon the original plan under the call of the dream. Batman's spine should no longer be a threat.

But when Damian was carried home by Dick, he still saw Bruce lying on the couch with a damaged back.

The scene was very embarrassing.

"Who did it?" Damian said angrily, "I'll make him pay a price he will never forget."

Alfred stood aside, and said with concern:

"Just let him pay. It's not Master's fault he has to slip and fall in the kitchen like a five-year-old."

Bruce: "...I just went to do the dishes on a whim and there was a lot of suds."

Bruce, buried in the foam, may be reminiscent of famous scenes like "The Mermaid in the Bubble".

Damian only imagined a bat flopping in the water.

This is what happens when you skip too many literature classes.