While teleporting the "Pharaoh" halfway through the magic space, Doctor Strange let out a "huh" and opened his eyes.

"What's the matter, doctor?" Stark looked over and asked.

Doctor Strange replied, "There's something wrong with the man you asked me to retrieve."

Stark quickly dropped the dried blueberries and said in surprise, "He didn't die halfway, did he?"

"Not dead," Doctor Strange shook his head, "but I feel that there is an external force confronting my power, and that force also wants to take Pharaoh away."

Stark breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good that it's not dead." Then he asked, "Can you beat it?"

Doctor Strange replied: "Yes, but I'm worried that if you cast a spell duel through the Pharaoh's body, the Pharaoh will be torn in half."

Stark raised his forehead: "...Isn't this just impossible? Forget it, let him go first, and we will find a way."

With Doctor Strange dispelling the magic, Baguoxia, who was still a sweet pastry at the beginning and was scrambled by two mages at the same time, fell like a bag of garbage in a luxurious hall.

He got up in a daze, only to find that his clothes had changed into dark blue tights.

It was the one Cu Chulainn wore as a Lancer.

Bei Guoxia thought: "What's going on? I really became a spearman?"

Bei Guoxia thought: "Damn, I must have been summoned, right?"

System: "Calm down."

Bei Guoxia couldn't calm down, and still had a big brain: "I don't want to participate in the Holy Grail War, I'm not a spearman, and I'm not ready to cuckold others!"

Baguo Xia: "Fuck me, what do I look like in tights? Why do I feel that the places that should be tight are loose, and the places that should be loose are tight?"

System: "...If you keep doing this, I can't take it anymore."

A burst of fireworks suddenly exploded in the room, and after the smoke cleared, a big old face appeared out of nowhere: "Young man."

Baguoxia was startled.

"Do you know who I am?" asked the phantom old face.

Bei Guoxia replied blankly: "Are you... the old man who lives in the ring?"

His journey has finally turned to fantasy novels!

The next development must be that the old man is actually an ancient ring spirit who was sealed by someone, and he was very satisfied when he saw him, and the stalker wanted to transfer the power held in his body to him.

He will shirk too much trouble and don't want to accept it.

The old man would act coquettishly, kick his legs and roll all over the floor, "If you don't accept it, I will give it to you, and you will be mad at you to death."

He had no choice but to reluctantly accept the gift package of 500 years of skill from the other party.

From now on, every day I have to repeat the boring life of "being stepped on, then slapped severely in the face, and finally dancing on the opponent's grave".

Whether it's Luthor or Loki, they must be so jealous of him that they can't help themselves, and they will definitely use tricks to frame him in front of the whole world.

Like drugging him, drugging him, drugging him, drugging him and so on.

Of course, the harem is indispensable.

Every day as long as he was drugged, Chaoying, who had originally disliked him, would groan and fall into his arms.

Baguoxia tried to imagine Batman "screaming".

...This is kind of scary, what's going on.

He tried again to imagine Superman in his arms, still somewhat unsuccessfully:

It was definitely a deliberate murder for him to suddenly fall backwards at the weight of Superman!

The old face seemed to feel that he couldn't let him think about it any longer, so he said, "I am God Naboo."

A golden yellow helmet was buckled on Baguoxia's head.

In an instant, Bei Guoxia felt that she understood everything, and at the same time felt that she knew nothing.

This feeling, as if half of the pants are taken off, suddenly remembering that I am cold and cold.

Bei Guoxia said excitedly: "I have been selected as 'Dr. Fate'?"

God Naboo said: "Don't be sentimental, you made a wish, saying that tonight you can meet those who want to destroy mankind and can do it.

"I'm just here to honor your wish."

Bei Guoxia thought resentfully: "According to the story I saw in the helmet, even a strip-dancing-man can become Doctor Fate, why can't I?"

System: "Because people can dance, undress, and dance."

Bei Guoxia: "Big brother can do it, so can younger brother!"

System: "He has a twenty-inch Dior."

Baguoxia: "..."

God Naboo said, "Let's go."

Bei Guoxia hurriedly said: "Wait."

God Naboo asked, "What's wrong?"

Bei Guoxia asked: "Can you bring me two leather sticks? I use them for self-defense."

There was a "swipe".

The old man teleported him away for a second without stopping.

He has a big temper.

Opening his eyes again, Bei Guoxia found himself sitting at a long table, separated by the gray mist, and several people sat around the table.

"Where is this?" they asked.

Baguoxia blinked behind the helmet:

Good question, he wanted to know too.

This feeling of returning from acquaintance Yan made him open his mouth and answer:

"A try."

System: "You've messed up the script."

Bei Guoxia thought: "I can't hold back."

"try?"

The first person who asked the question nodded, rushed over suddenly, lifted Bei Guoxia and threw it on the table, and beat him on the head: "I see if you dare to try! I see if you dare to play me! I will let you find trouble if you have nothing to do!"

Through the helmet, Bei Guoxia didn't feel any pain, but the prehistoric power in her heart galloped like ten thousand grass horses:

Didn't the seniors pretend to be deep?Why can you do it without saying a word?

The man punched the Destiny Helmet from a cylinder into a cube, then shook his hands and sat down again:

"I'm Darkseid."

The background music "toughlove" sounded at the right time.

Baguoxia wore a freshly baked pixel helmet and slid from the table to the chair.

Darkseid sang along with bg:

"From the day I was born, Warner made me swear,

"I must find a shortcut to dominate the earth.

"They gave me the invincible 'Doomsday' army, but I soon realized,

"It's nice to infuse them with superhuman genetics and multiple kryptonite weaknesses.

"When taking over the Earth, I know what I have to do:

"Poor Superman, after discovering my existence, he sent everyone away with no brains.

"Solve the first problem, then it's the second,

"The Premier League that he's always been so proud of.

"Do I need to break through one by one?

"Of course not! I told him that I am the IQ destroyer of the superheroes.

"In this way, it only took me a few minutes to wipe them out.

"He was stabbed to death.

"He was cut in half in an instant.

"He passed away without even finishing his green light oath.

"I've brainwashed Batman and Cyborg into thinking about it for me.

"I could have killed them as easily as I shot Siwa, but I was too merciful.

"Uncle Da, you have a big heart——

"I know exactly what I have to do.

"After all, with the ability of the Flash, what else can it be used for if it is not used as a hamster running wheel?!

"So I turned Wonder Woman into a monster, brainwashed Mera,

"Inject Superman with liquid kryptonite, put Batman in the electric chair,

"I'm sure they won't join forces to turn against the water, because I have Luther on my side.

"In every great war there are characters who are forgotten,

"No sense of existence,

"sad,

"Still weak.

"You call him Sea King, and Xiaohong.

"Fans might think it's unfair,

"But others will see it as love.

"Tough love!

"Let me ask you, in this big battle where all important characters died like cannon fodder, is it wrong for DC not to let them play?"

Along with his singing, pictures of different superheroes being eliminated in different ways are also shown.

It's like playing a movie.

Baguoxia: "..."

It's still a musical.

Seeing that the second villain was about to continue singing, Bei Guoxia immediately raised his hand to stop: "Stop, stop immediately."

"Why? I have two white-eyed wolf daughters, which fit perfectly with the second lyric."

said the big purple head unhappily.

Bei Guoxia frowned and said, "Whether it's this song or your character, I'm afraid that the lawyer team will knock on the door next second."

A third person said: "Oh, I also fit the second lyric. I also have a white-eyed wolf daughter."

Baguoxia asked out of curiosity, "Who are you?"

"I am the Demon of Three Palaces, with the power to destroy heaven and earth."

"Who hasn't activated the power to destroy the world these days." Darkseid snorted.

Sangong Mo roared: "It's just that I'm living in my daughter's head now."

"Isn't your daughter raising you?"

"Wait," Purple Head protested, "You mean, I can't appear?"

Bei Guoxia stroked her chin and analyzed: "Dakseid wants to destroy human beings, and Sangongmo has a daughter. The combined conditions of the two of them can just replace you."

The purple head muttered: "My dream is to destroy half of the human race on Earth, including half of the superheroes."

Baguoxia: "There is already a Pharaoh who will destroy half of humanity. Superheroes..."

"I've been contracted to destroy half of the superheroes," a man also wearing a helmet interjected.

Bei Guoxia was not ashamed to ask: "Are you..."

The other party grinned out a mouthful of shark-like teeth: "Magneto."

Bei Guoxia concluded: "Your settings and tasks have been divided up by them, go home and farm."

Purple Head cursed and exited the villain's tea party.

"I can destroy half of mankind with a single snap of my fingers," he complained to the reporters outside the venue. "Who would have thought that I would be laid off because of a contract?"

At this time, there was a fifth person holding a wine glass and a wine bottle, lying on the table and pouring himself a drink.

Everyone looked at him, but he was the only one left silent.

"How do you want to destroy human beings?" Baguoxia asked tentatively.

"The Balrog will give me strength." The drunk young man raised his head and said solemnly.

Bagel Summer:? ? ?

The young man raised his hand, revealing a bandage-wrapped arm:

"Did you see this bandage? This is the seal of another world. Inside, my king's power is sealed."

Baguoxia: "Uh..."

The young man said with fascination: "When I release the seal, the Balrog will turn into a giant dragon and a phoenix, engulfing the world with black flames. All things will bow their heads, and the world will turn into a purgatory. Only me, the king of the new world, Between iron and fire, boundless, lonely, walking alone..."

"What kind of ability is this?" The other villains talked to each other.

Bei Guoxia thought uncertainly: "This is the one..."

The system replied with certainty: "That's what you think."

Bei Guoxia thought: "It's too weird."

System: "You did this kind of thing when you were young."

Bei Guoxia thought: "Who hasn't done it? The question is, why do you want to stuff a fake middle-school patient in a gathering of real world-destroying villains?!"

The tense atmosphere caused by the speeches of the villains just now has been completely destroyed by this young man who strayed into the assembly.

Holding a cup, he was chatting and laughing with the real villains:

"You may not know what it means to break the seal of the Balrog in only ten seconds. We generally only use two words to call this kind of person: 'Green Arrow'!..."

Bei Guoxia hugged his waist and dragged him aside: "You sit here and I will buy you a green arrow after you get out."

The young man stared at him and said drunkenly, "Green Arrow, you can't buy it..."

Bei Guoxia comforted him: "Trust me, isn't it just chewing gum? You can find a purchasing agent to solve it."

After dragging the young man aside, Baguoxia flexed her knuckles and returned to the table.

He scanned the audience and said enthusiastically:

"It's time to unleash my King Power."

system:"……"

Bei Guoxia took out two leather sticks from under the table, and they took turns vigorously, giving full play to the spearman's ability:

"The spear that pierces the dead thorn!"

"Changbanpo fight in and out!"

"You can die with curry sticks!"

He used the combined power of the three spearmen to defeat Darkseid, Sangong and Magneto.

A mist once again flooded the venue.

When it was all over, Baguoxia found herself back in the hall, holding up two empty hands, and there was nothing in front of her.

"It was just an illusion created by me combined with your thinking." God Naboo said to him, "It will help you better understand their horror and the worst ending you may face."

Baguoxia sighed:

It was hard to get up once, but someone told me immediately, 'You have played a lonely game'.

Bei Guoxia said, "Just this? Just three? Not many."

God Naboo looked at him: "Of course there are more than three, but you are about to have a nervous breakdown in the illusion, and if you continue to watch, you will lose your mind."

Bei Guoxia asked back: "You mean I'm scared?"

God Naboo did not answer, but said flatly, "I have done what I should do."

He disappeared.

Even the Destiny helmet flew up from Baguoxia's head and landed in the showcase beside him.

Baguoxia remained silent.

The system comforted him: "It's okay, it's not ashamed to be afraid. You see those superheroes died... died... like that in the hands of Darkseid, is it human doing?"

Baguoxia choked up and said, "Am I worried about this? Who do you think I am?"

System: "Then why are you silent?"

Bei Guoxia wiped away tears: "I have made so many wishes since I was a child, why did I only realize this one?"

system:"……"

Bei Guoxia beat her chest and wailed: "Obviously I have made so many wishes—where's my Tsinghua University admission letter? Where's my 1000 million winning lottery ticket? Where's my published novel at my height? My unswerving lover Woolen cloth?"

System: "Keep dreaming, buddy, don't stop. Anyway, this is the only difference between you and Xianyu."

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