[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

Bagel summer is very sad.

Under the influence of emotions, the words "the amount is wrong, the amount is really wrong, the amount shouldn't be..." with Tong's accent has become a bg, endlessly looping uncontrollably in his mind.

The system yelled loudly: "It's so annoying!"

Bei Guoxia: "...you were also led astray."

Damian and Rorschach stared at him like gods.

Bei Guoxia sighed and said: "Okay, I will explain everything: I smashed Buzhou Mountain, I raised Daji, I lit the fire in Fenghuo Opera Princes; I encouraged Cao Cao to slaughter the city; I framed Yue Fei in the Song Dynasty;

Damian frowned: "So after doing these things, you fled to Gotham in fear of crime?"

Bei Guoxia was dumbfounded: "Absconded in fear of guilt... I am denying while being ironic."

System: "It's useless, people don't understand the history of your country, why don't you just say that Kennedy was assassinated by you."

Bei Guoxia thought resentfully: "I'm afraid they really count on me."

Rorschach said in a low voice: "It doesn't matter what you did in your country, what matters is what you did after you came here."

It seems that I still haven't comprehended the art of "irony".

So Bei Guoxia tentatively said: "I assassinated Kennedy after I came here..."

Rorschach pressed his forehead and said viciously: "Liar! I know the truth, it was obviously done by the joker."

Baguoxia: "..."

Damian crossed his arms and said to Rorschach: "Isn't it better that he can't remember? We can let him cooperate to complete the following plan."

Baguoxia was very moved:

The intention of clearing the siege in these words is very clear.

But the intention to deceive people is also quite obvious.

Luo Xia said without hesitation: "In case he deceives us..."

Bei Guoxia quickly said: "Absolutely not. Besides, I am living a good life, so why slaughter the city when I have nothing to do? Just one clown disappearing in Gotham, I have had nightmares for half a month..."

Then he asked, "What are your plans?"

Rorschach replied: "Use you as bait to dig out your allies."

"Eh, there are allies?" Bei Guoxia was stunned.

It's really unexpected that someone would take a stake in such a frenzied thing as massacring the city?

How does Pharaoh find allies?

He would sit in Starbucks and say, "Hey, buddy, I have launched a new big project here, which can greatly improve social benefits while reducing the burden on the social population. Do you want to join?"

The other party said: "Okay, okay, I will join."

Of course, the other party may also roll their eyes and say: "You are boasting such a big mouth, you just left school, right?"

Through Rorschach's explanation, Baguoxia roughly sorted out the cause and effect:

The pharaoh's plan to destroy the city was originally arranged seamlessly.

It's a pity that the bad thing is that he shouldn't have met Professor X.

He kept the plan in his mind well, and was "heard" by Professor X.

The scene at that time was probably like this in Baguoxia's imagination:

Professor X looked up to the sky with a long smile: "Hahaha, Pharaoh, you didn't expect that, I have already heard the plan in your mind, what you do has nothing to do with justice, I want to stop you."

The Pharaoh panicked: "Wow, Nani? You mutant, you can actually hear the plan in my head? Well, I will incite the anti-mutant organization and arrest you and lock you up."

Professor X stretched out his hand and shouted helplessly: "Help me!"

……

Baguoxia: "...wait a minute."

After calculation, the time when Professor X was lured away by Pharaoh coincided with the time when he arrived in Gotham.

When Professor X was rescued, it coincided with the time of "Koi making a wish".

In other words, the Pharaoh instigated the anti-mutant organization to capture Professor X.

Later, students from X College left a message in the forum asking for help.

Baguoxia personally sent Professor X back to the academy.

Bei Guoxia's original intention was to prove her innocence.

As a result, the immediate development could well be defined as:

Before he lost his memory, he had arranged everything.

After amnesia, he wreaks havoc everywhere.

It is simply a realistic version of "digging holes and filling them yourself".

The premise is that he is really a pharaoh.

"What's wrong?" Damian asked.

Bei Guoxia's heartbeat kept beating, and she pretended to be calm: "No, it's nothing, the amount of information is too much, I'm digesting it. You continue."

When Professor X was captured, he projected the pharaoh's conspiracy into Rorschach's mind.

Rorschach immediately set out to find the Pharaoh.

He ran all the possible hiding places of the pharaoh, from New York to the South Pole.

It wasn't until the laughing craftsman "accidentally" fell to his death a few days ago that he realized that the "Pharaoh" was not hiding, and that he was in New York, right in front of his house.

Bei Guoxia said sympathetically: "Then you wasted a lot of tickets, can you apply for reimbursement from the organization?"

Damian said to Baguoxia: "We will invite your allies to a secret place in the name of Pharaoh, and you will pretend to be Pharaoh to meet him."

Rorschach corrected: "He doesn't have to pretend, he's the Pharaoh."

Baguoxia understood.

This is to let him act as an internal response and play Infernal Affairs.

He's the mother who fished... no, the bait for fishing.

Immediately, Tony Leung's classic line "Three years and three years, two catties of shiitake mushrooms..."

No, it seems to be a string of words.

He asked nervously, "Is it reliable?"

You must know that Infernal Affairs not only has a complete annihilation ending, but also a full honor ending of "If you don't close the net, I will soon become the supreme underworld".

No matter which ending, it is very unfriendly to mortals.

Rorschach replied: "This is the best way at present. Unless you are unwilling to cooperate."

Bei Guoxia asked suspiciously: "I don't know how the pharaoh treats people, how can he make his allies trust me?"

Rorschach said, "Seriously."

Baguoxia immediately put on a straight face.

Luo Xia looked at him for a while and said, "Your mother is dead."

Bei Guoxia: "No, why do you..."

Rorschach: "Imagine, if your mother died, what expression would you show?"

Baguoxia: "..."

The two rehearsed for a while, but Rorschach was still not satisfied.

"Stand up straight," he said.

Bei Guoxia grumbled: "Standing up is very tiring. I like to hunch a little bit."

Rorschach stretched out his hands, put them on his shoulders, and stretched them upwards vigorously.

Bei Guoxia let out an "ow", and her whole body stiffened in pain.

Luo Xia threatened: "When we meet, don't try to play tricks..."

Bei Guoxia said: "No kidding, by the way, who is that ally, do you know?"

Damian pursed his lips, and after a while he reluctantly replied: "Lei Xiaogu."

Bei Guoxia asked curiously: "Do you know him?"

Damian said coldly: "He is my grandfather."

Baguoxia was puzzled.

In his opinion, since it is a family, are things so complicated?

Ask Batman to bring a few boxes of melatonin, lead his grandson and adopted son, and accompany his wife to the old father-in-law's house for a few days, reunite the whole family, and persuade him well.

It must be that the younger generation doesn't come home very often, let's see how the empty-nest fathers are forced to behave.

They are all reverted to middle school, planning to destroy the world.

Damian said, "It's not what you think, Reshogu doesn't like Batman."

Bei Guoxia understood: it may be that the dowry was not agreed upon during the marriage, and Lei Xiaogu didn't want to see this son-in-law.

Damian said: "I'm just a product of my mom and Batman having a good time together."

Bei Guoxia understood: I didn't make up the ticket after getting on the train, no wonder the grandfather doesn't want to see the child's father.

Damian said: "Batman has no feelings for my mother, and my mother just wants to conceive his child."

Bei Guoxia understood: what a miserable bat, it was just borrowed.

Damian said: "I don't know Lei Xiaogu well. I was put into the nutrient solution to grow up very quickly. Except for my mother, no one knows how old I am."

Baguoxia understands: as we all know, all creatures are cutest when they are young.Now Damian's cub period has been completely skipped, and the three generations of grandparents and grandchildren together are the childhood when people hate dogs, bump into the violent and suspicious menopause, and bump into the twilight period when they are unwilling to perish...

Basically, there is no difference between the movement and the three planets of the earth, moon and fire colliding together.

"So I won't show mercy," Damian concluded.

Bei Guoxia understands: this is Grandfather, Grandfather and Sun Xiao.

He couldn't help asking, "Where's your mother?"

Three generations of a family fight like a red-eyed black chicken, it doesn't make sense, she has no opinion at all, right?

Damian said flatly: "She's happy with what's going on."

Baguoxia understands: Don't use your vulgar family view to understand the interpersonal structure of superheroes.

Because it is simply incomprehensible.

Rorschach untied Baguoxia's body from the rope.

Bei Guoxia moved her wrist, touched her pocket, and called out, "Where's my phone?"

Rorschach said, "I confiscated it."

Bei Guoxia argued: "I still want to report to everyone that I am safe."

Rorschach said coldly: "SHIELD will lock us with your signal, so from now on, you can't contact anyone."

How can I do without a mobile phone?

If he and Lei Xiaogu fail to agree, he won't even have the ability to protect himself.

Bei Guoxia rubbed her fingers and begged pitifully: "But I have a mobile phone addiction, you don't let me play with my mobile phone, I just want to die, how can I act?"

Next, Bei Guoxia rolled and wailed facelessly for a long time because of the phone:

"No cell phone..."

"Look, my fingers are typing unconsciously, I can't control how much I send..."

"My phone and I cannot be separated for a moment, no matter where I go..."

In the end, Damian was so annoyed that he took out his mobile phone and threw it to him.

Baguoxia held the phone and was very excited: "Damian, you are so kind."

Damian said with disgust: "You sing too badly."

Bei Guoxia vowed: "Don't worry, I won't call."

Damian looked at him with a half-smile.

Bei Guoxia turned around and secretly made a phone call.

Then he found that after losing his original mobile phone, he couldn't remember any of the numbers of the other three people.

System: "You are hopeless."

Bei Guoxia hurriedly thought: "You must remember the number, tell me one."

System: "Let me give you a hint, Jason's number, the first four digits are the answer to the quadratic equation xxxxx..."

Bei Guoxia was very anxious: "Stop talking nonsense, I will give you two yuan now, and you tell me the number once."

The system speaks the number.

Bei Guoxia immediately dialed the number as if she had found a treasure.

He never expected that a melodious and melodious female voice came from the receiver:

"Your mobile phone has been shut down, please continue to pay the phone bill..."

Hey!

Baguoxia felt that Damian should be Batman's own son in terms of black belly.

But even the mobile phone can be stopped due to arrears, Damian, are you really Batman's own son?

In order to better restore the Pharaoh, Rorschach took out a box of blue contact lenses and asked Baguoxia to wear them.

Baguoxia has never worn contact lenses, tried several times, but failed to put them in.

Luo Xia had no choice but to help him:

"do not move."

"I didn't move."

"Don't blink."

"I didn't blink."

"You're squinting."

"I don't... hurt, are you going to gouge out my eyeballs?"

Luo Xia couldn't bear it anymore, and stabbed a knife into the table:

"Whether you open your eyes, or I cut off your eyelids, you choose."

Bei Guoxia immediately widened her eyes, clenched her fists, and looked at death like home:

"Do it again, this time you just plug it in, it will definitely come in."

Not long after, the three sat in the small restaurant outside the door of the "Secret Base".

Bei Guoxia was blond, wearing a suit, and looked a bit like a dog.

It's just that he couldn't control it, and kept raising his hands to rub his eyes.

Wearing invisible contact lenses, he always felt that something was stuck on his eyeballs, and he couldn't stick them in or squeeze them out.

The opposite is said to be a "secret base", no matter how you look at it, it looks like a civilian residence.

Damian said: "This was originally a super British residence, and it was expropriated by us."

Bei Guoxia heard these words familiar: "Which Chaoying, Daredevil?"

Damian shook his head: "No, it's the second generation of Ye Xiao."

Baguoxia and Damian both ordered food, set it up on a table, gobbled it up, and grabbed each other's food.

Rorschach didn't eat anything, not even a sip of water.

Bei Guoxia persuaded him: "You also eat some? There may be fierce battles later, and now we need to accumulate energy."

Luo Xia said coldly: "I will not take off my mask in front of outsiders."

Bei Guoxia asked curiously: "Why? Whoever sees your face under the mask, you can only marry the other party?"

Although he couldn't see Rorschach's expression, he could feel his anger.

He stood up and sat next to Damian.

The two satiated and looked at each other.

Baguoxia started the topic: "Damian, do you know? In my hometown, everyone will rush to pay the bill after sitting together."

Damian: "Oh."

Bei Guoxia said: "Rushing to pay the bill is not only a way to show friendship, but also a highlight moment to reflect one's wealth and dignity. A person who is willing to pay for everyone, others would like to call him 'Daddy'."

Damian: "Oh."

Bei Guoxia said: "You are young, I will not compete with you. I will give you this good opportunity to be a 'father'."

Damian froze for a moment, then said, "Don't give in."

Baguoxia insisted: "It must be allowed. Your father is Batman. I respect Batman very much. I will never bear to be your 'father' and take advantage of you."

Damian said disapprovingly: "It's okay, he won't mind."

Baguoxia asked suspiciously: "Because of such a trivial matter as paying the bill, I became your 'father', Batman, does he mind?"

Damian said calmly, "I don't believe you dare to call you that in front of him."

Bei Guoxia was choked up, so she had no choice but to confess: "Well, I actually have no money."

Damian immediately changed his face and reprimanded: "As an adult, how can you go out without money?"

Bei Guoxia lowered her eyebrows and looked down: "I was wrong."

Damian was furious: "Don't you know this is a money society? How dare you go out without money?"

Bei Guoxia spread his hands: "In the past, the three of them paid the bill at will. I have never touched the money."

Damian said angrily: "You still want to trick me into paying, you dirty adults really..."

Bei Guoxia had all the good words: "I was wrong, why don't you pay the money."

Damian suddenly calmed down and said, "I don't have any money either."

Bei Guoxia suddenly felt reasonable: "Why don't you go out without..."

Damian cuts off his tirade with one sentence: "I'm not an adult."

They looked at Rorschach together.

Rorschach said, "I don't have any money either."

They all believed it.

Rorschach didn't exude that "smell of money".

It does have a sour smell of not taking a shower.

Damian thought about it and ordered another table.

The waiter removed the leftovers from the table and cleaned the table.

Bei Guoxia stood aside and asked in a low voice, "Have you figured out a way?"

Damian said calmly: "I didn't think about it, but anyway, I eat the overlord's meal. Eat more, and you won't lose if you get beaten."

Bei Guoxia wanted to pluck her hair: "Why do you have no money?"

Is this still the treatment of Gotham Dragon Aotian?

Damian said: "Actually, I have an infinite black card in my bag, which is enough to buy this restaurant."

Bei Guoxia hurriedly said: "You don't need to buy a restaurant, just pay..."

Damian: "But as soon as I swipe my card, Batman knows where I am."

Baguoxia: "..."

Damian thought very openly: "This is the first time I have run away from home and I have no experience. Next time I will exchange cash in advance."

The three sat around the table again, and Damian continued to eat calmly.

Suddenly, Rorschach greeted, "Dreiberg."

A man in a suit who was poking his head at the door heard the sound, looked over, smiled, and came over immediately.

At first glance, his facial features resemble Matthew's.

Of course, it could just be that Bei Guoxia is blind.

Rorschach asked: "Didn't you say you were going to the bar? Why are you here?"

The man said aggrievedly: "You borrowed my house, and you didn't say what you were doing, and you didn't allow me to pass by and have a look?"

It seems that he is the second generation of Ye Xiao.

Baguoxia and Damian looked at each other and hit it off.

The two of them pulled the second generation of Ye Xiao to sit down.

"So it's your house, thank you, we treat you to dinner." Bei Guoxia said graciously.

"You're welcome, there are many good things here." Damian said earnestly.

The second generation of Ye Xiao was pinned helplessly on the seat by them.

"We still have important things to do, so we can't accompany you anymore, you can enjoy it slowly." Baguoxia said enthusiastically.

"This store is doing pretty well, just don't eat that yellow sauce, it's very disgusting." Damian reminded him friendly.

After the two of them finished speaking, they left.

Luo Xia took advantage of the opportunity to stand up, patted the second generation of Ye Xiao on the shoulder, and walked out the door.

The second generation of night owls dined in a daze, paid the bill full of resentment, and went to the bar with a sigh.

After walking out of the restaurant, Baguoxia analyzed the lessons of this incident:

To be a superhero, the first letter of the code name must not have anything to do with the word "night".

Such as Daredevil, such as the second generation of Night Owl.

It is easy to be taken for a fool by others.

System: "Don't worry, you will definitely not encounter such a thing."

Bei Guoxia thought: "Ah? Why?"

System: "Because you are a keyboard warrior, the first word is..."

Bei Guoxia: "Okay, I understand, you step back."

Next, Damian and Rorschach set up an ambush.

Bei Guoxia sat alone in the house, seducing... no, waiting for Lei Xiaogu to come to the door.

For this meeting, Baguoxia made sufficient preparations.

He took his mobile phone and typed slowly:

"What Bei Guoxia will meet soon is someone who wants to destroy half of mankind and has the ability to do so,

"So today, there's a lot of power in his body.

"On this day, the heroic abilities of Zhao Zilong, Cu Chulainn, and Diarmuid gathered in his body, and he is not alone—!"

After typing, Bei Guoxia really felt the power flowing in his limbs.

Is this the feeling of invincibility?

Filled with a touch of melancholy.

He took a deep breath, feeling itchy in his heart, unable to control his hands, and wanted to try the ability he had acquired.

The second generation of Ye Xiao's house was kept very clean, not like a single man's place.

Bei Guoxia couldn't find a usable weapon for a while, but found a leather stick from the bathroom.

He held the handle of the Pi Chuan, and pulled a beautiful spear in the air. His brain automatically judged that the stick fit his hand well, but the Pi Chuan was a little in the way.

While thinking about it, the mantra came to his lips, and he held the stick in both hands and shouted:

"Break through the gun of death flying!"

Immediately, a frightening airflow gushed out from the other end of the skin, burning the skin to ashes and turning it into a column of red light visible to the naked eye.

Bei Guoxia lifted the wooden stick in time and changed the direction of force.

The red light rushed straight into the sky, and the entire roof suddenly disappeared.

Bei Guoxia held up a wooden stick that had no skin and was burnt black, and stood there in a daze.

Damian and Rorschach rushed from hiding, shouting in shock:

"What happened? What did you do?"

Bei Guoxia didn't know how to explain, so she had to decline embarrassingly:

"Just now an unknown force poured into my body, I really couldn't hold it back, and I don't know what happened, it just blew out..."

Damian looked at Baguoxia with astonishment in his eyes.

Rorschach was not familiar with Baguosha, so the shock of this incident was within his acceptable range.

But how much bagel summer is, Damian knows it very well.

Now that things have become like this, he really can't convince himself.

Rorschach asked: "You mean, there is a force that you can't control?"

Baguoxia nodded indiscriminately.

Rorschach said to himself: "It's an external force—could it—"

Although he couldn't see his expression through the mask, everyone could hear his tone changed: "Could it be Dr. Manhattan?"

Damian was taken aback, and immediately asked, "Didn't you say that the man named Manhattan has been missing for a long time?"

The two whispered aside.

No matter how they persuaded each other about this "abnormal event", Bei Guoxia hurriedly said: "Now that the roof is gone, what should we do? Change the place?"

Damian turned his head and denied: "No, Lei Xiaogu is very suspicious, changing the place will alarm him."

Bei Guoxia shouted: "We can't continue to let him meet here, can we? How can I explain the matter on the roof?"

Damian was even more unbelievable than he was, and asked back: "There are so many serious problems happening, you only care about the roof?"

In the house that lost its roof, the stale air that filled the lungs was swept away.

Baguoxia's mind is unusually clear.

In an instant, he understood why he felt melancholy after gaining power:

Not because the heights are too cold;

Nor is it because of loneliness and seeking defeat;

But -

Why are the names written down just now all spearmen?

Lei Xiaogu arrived as promised.

Even though he had rich experience, he couldn't help but stare at the meeting place after getting off the car, feeling a little surprised.

He walked to the door, which was already wide open.

Seen from the door, the Pharaoh was sitting on the sofa with a serious expression and a straight back.

"Here you are," said Pharaoh.

Lei Xiaogu: "I'm here."

Pharaoh: "You shouldn't have come..."

Lei Xiaogu interrupted him: "Where's the roof here?"

Pharaoh paused, and asked back: "There are so many serious problems, you only care about the roof?"