[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

Carl said: "I figured it out, procrastinating like this is not an option, I should settle with the past."

Baguoxia was holding the onion pancake and was about to put it in her mouth. Hearing Carl's words, her hands froze in the air.

"How to end it?" He put down the cake and asked.

Carl shrugged: "Same as James, surrendered."

Baguoxia didn't know what to say, and didn't know where to put her hands.

Carl looked at him and smiled: "I was always afraid of facing the consequences. You said, why did you dare not tell your parents when you made a mistake when you were young?"

Bei Guoxia replied: "I didn't dare to say it when I was young, because the soles of the shoes really hurt my face."

"Then when you grow up, you don't dare to tell the public when you make a mistake, and you will subconsciously refuse to admit it when you are discovered. Why is that?"

Baguoxia didn't know where to start to answer.

Carl is very open-minded: "Anyway, my identity is no longer a secret, and it's meaningless to delay it."

Bei Guoxia said in a low voice: "I just think it's a little fast..."

Carl forced a smile: "I wanted to wait until after Christmas, but Kim was not arrested. Such a big news is enough to divert people's attention from other news. This is a good opportunity."

He said to himself: "Every TV station in the country and in the whole of Europe reported that I was arrested?—I still want to escape this situation."

Bei Guoxia saw that he looked like "I can arrange it", and couldn't question it anymore.

Carl hooked Baguoxia's neck, with his fist:

"So it's settled."

Baguoxia asked: "Do Jason and Connor know?"

Carl was silent for a moment, and said frankly: "I don't know how to say goodbye to them. They are superheroes, and it feels strange for me to be friends with them."

He tilted his head to think about it, and laughed aloud: "It turns out that this is what is in my heart. No wonder I always feel that I am closest to you."

Bagel Xia was ashamed.

I don't know if Carl will define him as a superhero after knowing what he has done.

However, even Bei Guoxia didn't know whether his actions belonged to Chao Ying or Chao Reverse.

Let's talk about Chaoying...

His behavior of tossing others in a vest is really not kind.

Let's talk super reverse...

This small fight is also called anti?At most, it is "super annoying".

Bei Guoxia had a headache thinking about it, so she simply gave up on self-assessment.

To sum it up in the words of the female emperor in history, it is:

I didn't think of any other good way, so I just did it.

As for right and wrong, let future generations mutter.

Anyway, Lao Tzu was already lying dead at that time, and no matter how loudly he scolded, he couldn't get it down.

Slightly slightly—forget about this sentence, it’s a bit embarrassing.

Bei Guoxia asked: "Then when will you..."

"Now, the car is waiting downstairs."

Bei Guoxia lost her appetite and said, "I'll see you off."

After a pause, he added: "Don't take their car, I'll drive you, okay?"

Carl looked at him: "Didn't you fail the driver's license test three times?"

Bei Guoxia: "...at least I took the test."

The man Mycroft sent to fetch Carl was called "Tom."

When Baguoxia heard the name, she reflexively thought of Jerry.

Tom was very talkative and allowed Baguoxia to take Carl to the airport.

The premise is that they want to follow behind, and the first choice in case of an accident is to throw bombs on their car...

Bagel Xia was ashamed.

They really mean it.

Would rather kill Carl and an innocent citizen than let the two escape.

System: "Maybe they can see that you are also a thorn in the side. Killing a companion, this wave is not bad."

Thinking of Jerry, Baguoxia couldn't help asking Karl who was sitting in the passenger seat:

"How did you chase after others before?"

"Send a gift, say something nice, send an invitation." Carl offered a move.

System: "Didn't this conversation happen once before?"

Bei Guoxia was startled: "Really? I forgot."

System: "...I don't blame you, this is the essence of human beings, repeater."

Baguoxia thought, the distance between him and Jerry was so far that there was nothing he could do except send a message.

No wonder people say that long-distance relationships cannot last long.

When "[-] Centimeters Per Second" was screened online, a boy downstairs cried and scolded:

"T is wandering around on a tram in a small island country, and you can't hold it anymore?

"Every time I see my girlfriend, I have to fly from Fuzhou to Shanghai. Do you think I broke up? We two are strong-holding on!"

——If it’s really strong, if it’s strong, you’ll cry a lot.

Suddenly, Carl said slowly: "If it's the man I met in the cafe last time, none of my methods will work."

Bei Guoxia sprayed: "The front of Ganqing is all nonsense."

"No nonsense, in case you empathize with someone else in the future, these methods can still be used."

Bei Guoxia was very depressed: "Why do you think I'm definitely not good? Jerry is a nice guy."

Karl rubbed the tip of his nose with his index finger, but he couldn't say one, two, three, four, and just said, "He feels different from you, he doesn't seem like a stranger."

According to this sentence, Bei Guoxia thought about it and nodded:

"It's definitely not all the way. Which editor and writer have you seen go all the way?"

EDIT with only one goal:

Draft, please give me the draft as soon as possible.

Writers also have only one goal:

No manuscript, no death imminent, I will not give you a manuscript.

Of course, the situation could also be reversed:

Writer: Please use my manuscript.

Editor: No, you are not qualified to contribute to my manuscript.

……

Baguoxia started the car and drove slowly on the road.

He deliberately dawdled for a while.

But the traffic arterial road, which is usually congested, is as smooth as a sprinkler spraying Selu along the road today.

Let Baguoxia move forward at a speed of 50 miles.

Before this speed, I was scolded by the driver behind to ascend to the ancestral grave.

If it is more violent, it has already taken out an L-shaped water pipe from the back seat to catch up and smash the car cover.

Looking at the broad and smooth road, Baguoxia felt itchy in her heart.

I really want to kick the gas pedal like this, ride away, and take Karl away.

As long as he has the ability to write, even if his IQ is not enough, it is easy to hide a person.

For example, he can write an online article now, let Karl travel to the Qing Dynasty, and talk about a shocking, bah, peaceful love.

Baguoxia asked casually: "Carl, do you like the Qing Dynasty?"

He was joking, and it is expected that Karl would be surprised to ask "what is the Qing Dynasty" at most.

As a result, the native-born man with a sharp rice grain shook his head and replied, "I'm not interested."

But Bei Guoxia was startled: "You know the Qing Dynasty?"

Karl glanced at him: "When I first met you, didn't I learn Chinese by myself? I read some books."

Bei Guoxia said sincerely: "It's amazing. You're looking at 5000 years, right?"

"What is that?" Karl asked back, and then replied, "I read online translations of romance novels, all of which are set in the Qing Dynasty. You must miss that dynasty very much, right?"

Bei Guoxia was silent for a while, and said sternly: "...I miss you so much, next time I will pay you to read the Cultivation of Immortals."

It is better to believe in the war and neglect than to believe in the "Qing Dynasty history" in the Internet.

Bei Guoxia thought about it, it was really unkind for her to do so.

Even he himself didn't want to wear it to the Qing Dynasty, so why did he send Karl, a foreigner, to the Qing Dynasty?

Going to join the Eight-Power Allied Forces?

Or do you want him to be Bethune 20?

Too much!

To arrange time travel, Karl should also be allowed to travel to the middle of the grain of rice... the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China.

With Carl's mind, maybe he can build a family and become a new generation of "Rockefeller" or "Buffett".

But it would be a tragedy if they became "Kennedy family".

If Baguoxia is lucky enough to be remembered by him, maybe during World War II, he could still fund the country to produce a few more nuclear bombs...

No, cough, it would be extreme if you think about it again.

Bagel Xia wiped away his sweat.

Lao Mi was not a fun thing at that time, so it's better not to send them money to open cheats.

The European industrial age seems to be safer, very far away from the rule of law, and it is not easy to trigger the second disease.

Maybe the historical path will be crooked and develop all the way to steampunk?

"Do you like the Middle Ages?" Baguoxia asked, "No matter what dynasty or generation people like handsome men, there must be a market for you."

Carl replied matter-of-factly, "Neither. I just like the modern world with Wi-Fi, fast food, air-conditioning, and flush toilets."

There used to be a catchphrase:

No love is worth giving up a great future.

In Karl it should be:

No time travel is worth giving up modern life.

Bagel Summer is really helpless.

He couldn't ignore Karl's wishes and force people back to ancient times.

For example, the Queen Mother draws a Milky Way for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, across the river, and every year on the Qixi Festival, there is a bridge of magpies to meet.

What about taking the same approach?

Baguoxia took a breath of air:

He has never understood how sad the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is, but he understood immediately after substituting it.

This is equivalent to telling Carl:

"I want to send you to ancient times, every July [-]th you can use the wireless network for one day..."

Bei Guoxia deliberated, came up with a bunch of bad ideas, and finally could only pray that someone would come to rob the execution ground.

As soon as this idea was born, an explosion suddenly occurred on the road in front of the car, and there was a loud "boom".

At this point, you can see the difference between the movie and reality:

In the movie, there is an explosion on the road in front of the car.

The driver slammed on the brakes and stopped.

Men with guns emerged from all directions, surrounded the vehicle, and mercilessly dragged the driver out of the window.

The reality is that an explosion occurred on the road in front of the car.

Bei Guoxia was so frightened that she stomped on the accelerator and jumped out.

Roll directly over the pit created by the explosion.

It even knocked two people with guns into the air.

Bei Guoxia's mind was thinking of parking, but her actions couldn't keep up.

Seeing that the car deviated from the road, it was about to hit two buildings.

The body suddenly turned sideways, and the four wheels were completely attached to the wall, completely ignoring gravity, and speeding through the cracks.

Bei Guoxia watched Jackie Chan movies when she was a child, and thought this scene was so cool.

Only when you are on the scene will you know the thrill.

It may not be cool, but it is absolutely true that it is brutal.

Until passing through the gap, all four wheels touched the ground again, and the car stopped slowly, and Baguoxia still hadn't recovered.

Karl stared at him in surprise and admiration: "Why do you hide such a trick? Qiu Mingshan Rider!"

Bei Guoxia's face was pale, and he poked his head out of the car window, opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of sour water.

The car door opened automatically immediately, and the seat seemed to be throwing a virus, ejecting him out.

At this time, a person jumped over from the back cover of the car, landed on the ground, and walked quickly.

He ruthlessly grabbed Bei Guoxia's hair, slashed his neck with a knife, and knocked him unconscious.

Baguoxia didn't know this person, but Carl had.

To be precise, Karl saw it when he was in Baguoxia's body:

It is "Rorschach".

Carl ran out of the car, pulled a gun from his coat, and pointed it at Rorschach.

Before the gun could be pulled down, a small man jumped out from behind him and cut off the barrel of the gun with a volley.

The little man's face was completely covered by the hood, and he was dressed in a very "Assassin's Creed" style, which made people want to sing:

All things are false, all things are allowed...

Carl took half a gun and threw it at Rorschach.

This childish attack was neither painful nor itchy, and Luo Xia didn't even try to dodge it, just took it directly.

Seeing that Baguoxia was about to be taken away, Carl blushed and ran forward regardless.

With the knife in his back, the little man rolled along and tripped Karl.

Karl fell to the ground, so angry that he wanted to call the other party's name:

"Da..."

The next second, Damian covered his mouth and hit the back of the head hard.

Rorschach responded sharply: "He knows you?"

Damian said coldly: "We've seen it before, how could he not guess it? Don't worry about it, SHIELD has already got the news, and we can't hide it."

Rorschach picked up the bagel.

The two ran out of the monitoring range without a trace.

Seeing that he couldn't catch up, Karl stomped heavily.

Bei Guoxia woke up, dimly feeling that someone was washing his hair.

It was cool on the head, and the man probably used the cool mint shampoo on him.

It could also be because the man washed his hair with cold water.

The rush of the big water pipe was more violent than watering the flowers.

If washing once is not enough, wash again.

After the anesthetic was finally gone, Bei Guoxia immediately uttered: "Don't..."

The man seemed to be a little closer, wanting to hear what he had to say.

Baguoxia protested with difficulty: "Don't wash it, you will lose your hair if you wash it too many times—"

The man's response to him was:

I washed it again.

Bei Guoxia was heartbroken: "Just wash it, at least put some conditioner on it."

What is the most expensive in the 21st century?

The original long hair ah.

Every strand of hair washed down by the water pipe is his H value.

Bei Guoxia was helped up and sat on a leather chair.

There is a mirror in front of you.

Facing the mirror, I looked at my face that had been washed like a drenched chicken, and my hair that was branched and split.

Baguo Xia was even more confused:

Is Mr. Tony, who is at the top of the rice grains, doing business so simply and rudely?

After the hair is washed, when will the publicity card be issued?

Just as he was thinking, Damian appeared behind him.

Seeing an acquaintance, Bei Guoxia quickly called out, "Damian."

A complex look flashed in Damian's eyes, and he lowered his hood and said, "You must be surprised why you..."

Bei Guoxia yelled: "Don't worry about this, is there any hair tonic for me?"

Damian: "..."

Bei Guoxia said with a mournful face, "It's not too late to make up for it. In the second half of my life, whether there will be luxuriant branches or no grass on my head, it all depends on your friendship."

Damian: "..."

Damian turned his head strangely, looked at Rorschach, and asked, "Are you sure the information is correct? Is he really 'Pharaoh'?"

Rorschach crossed his arms: "He and the Pharaoh are only different in hair color and eye color."

Damian asked: "But after washing it several times, his hair hasn't faded, and his eyes are also black."

"Eyeballs can be replaced, hair can be replanted, and memories can be washed clean, but the basics of a person cannot be changed."

Rorschach said without emotion, "The Pharaoh has been missing for a long time, but the information obtained from SHIELD and the information I obtained by myself, he is."

Damian had also seen the information and photos.

It's just unacceptable.

He said to himself: "Maybe he lost his memory, but..."

Bei Guoxia was tied up like a rice dumpling, so she could only move her mouth and ask, "What are you talking about?"

Damian explained with a gloomy expression: "The pharaoh is a lunatic who plans to 'kill the population of a city in exchange for common peace'."

Bei Guoxia said in a daze: "Huh? Don't fool me. 'Kill one city and drop ten cities', this is clearly Guo Fengxiao."

Damian looked at him seriously.

Bei Guoxia immediately reacted: "Do you suspect that the Pharaoh is me?"

"Correct."

"Why?" Bei Guoxia called Qu.

"Information, and my memory." Rorschach said gloomyly, "Pharaoh was once a superhero, I know him, and I remember his appearance."

After speaking, he showed Baguoxia a photo.

Bei Guoxia stared at the photo and said suspiciously: "This man is obviously blonde..."

After a while, he realized: No wonder these two people just washed his hair, and they wanted to see if they could wash his hair back to his original color?

Fuck, should I thank them for not testing on skin color?

If they suspected that the "Pharaoh" had a skin graft, wouldn't they have to brush off a layer of his skin to see?

Damian took out a bottle of hair dye and forcefully sprayed his hair blond under Baguosha's protest.

Bei Guoxia was speechless in front of the mirror: except for the color of her pupils, it was exactly the same as in the photo.

Even he himself can't deny it.

Damian throws away the bottle of hair dye, seemingly content with it all.

"You're the Pharaoh," he said. "You had a plan, but for some reason, you lost your memory and ended up in Gotham."

Baguoxia struggled to deny: "I can't believe it, I want to find Batman to protest my unfair treatment..."

Damian spread his hands: "If we didn't bring you today, S.H.I.E.L.D. will take you back—they've also found the information."

Bei Guoxia understood: "So Karl is not going to surrender today, but is he going to take me to surrender?"

Damian nodded: "You can say that."

Bei Guoxia thought about it, but still felt wrong: "It should be that they knew that you wanted to kidnap me, so they deliberately came up with this trick to lure you out. The black widow was involved."

It was only later that Bei Guoxia found out that today's actions had produced many deviations under the circumstances that many parties had not adjusted well:

First, no one expected that Rorschach and Damian would form a team.

Second, no one expected that there were other forces that also aimed to capture Bei Guoxia, taking advantage of the opportunity to fish in troubled waters.

Third, and most importantly:

No one expected that Bei Guoxia's driving skills would be so amazing, not only throwing off the enemy's ambush, but also throwing away the friendly army.

Rorschach said in a low voice, "Are you talking about that agent? She has been staring at me since I started investigating the cause of the comedian's death."

Bei Guoxia suddenly realized: "So that night, it was you—"

"That's right," Rorschach nodded, "I've been looking for you."

"It turns out that Black Widow took me there because you were afraid of going to the gay bar to check people." Bei Guoxia suddenly realized.

Rorschach: "..."

Bei Guoxia thought: "System, have I been tricked?"

System: "I don't know your original identity. When you were possessed, you had this virtue. The possibility of amnesia cannot be ruled out. I already felt that you had some mixed blood on your body."

"I thought you were praising me," Baguoxia thought deeply, "but I'm sure I'm not a pharaoh."

System: "Why are you so sure? After all, you really resemble the person in the photo."

Bei Guoxia has a good reason: "As a Chinese with Chinese culture rooted in my heart, how could I possibly give myself the nickname of 'Pharaoh' full of Egyptian flavor?

"If you want to call it, it should be called 'Monkey King'."

System: "Maybe you have an inferiority complex attack, and you dare not call yourself the Monkey King."

Bei Guoxia sneered in her heart: "Don't dare to call yourself 'Monkey King', don't you even dare to call yourself 'Bi Mawen'?"

The system was speechless: "...I'm already Bi Mawen, why not call him Pharaoh?"

Bei Guoxia: "It sounds like—wait a minute, who are you calling a bastard?"