Bei Guoxia took out her phone and checked the time, it was two o'clock in the morning.

The system reminded: "You don't have a computer anymore."

Baguoxia: "Obviously."

The system added: "There are no stores open right now, so you can't buy new ones."

Baguoxia: "Obviously."

The system asked: "If someone invades New York during this time, what should you do?"

Bei Guoxia was silent for a moment, and replied: "I believe New York can last... What time does the computer mall open?"

He spent 10 minutes on his mobile phone, searching for an uncertain time with difficulty, and said in surprise: "The door doesn't open until twelve o'clock at noon? They must all be Italians."

Baguoxia is optimistic.

"There are still ten hours before the computer store opens. I believe New York is not as chaotic."

He told the system, "And we should be more worried about Carl, who's still in the mirror."

System: "What are you going to do?"

Just as Bei Guoxia was about to answer, he saw a green light running through the sky and the ground outside the window.

"Oh," the system said coolly, "the New York problem is here."

"There is not even ten hours of peace here." Baguoxia cried for the people of New York.

"Avengers Assemble!"

In the Avengers Building, Captain America shouted orders.

One minute later, the Avengers appeared like lightning, each with sleepy eyes, but fortunately they were well equipped.

Captain America folded his arms and looked at his teammates with satisfaction until Hawkeye suddenly appeared.

He had to cough dryly and reminded:

"...Clint, what you are carrying is a pillow, not a quiver."

"Leave me alone, Captain." Hawkeye threw away the pillow and replaced it with a quiver, explaining forcefully, "My original plan was to use the pillow to kill the thing that disturbed my sleep."

"Who dares to make a mistake here!" Thor yelled.

His blond hair was disheveled like a lion's mane, and the helmet with its tiny wings was nowhere to be seen.

"It's Loki." Iron Man slid out of the fast lane, happily bringing the first-hand news.

"Why is my brother visiting at this time?" Thor asked puzzled.

Reed turned on the communication, allowing the outside image to be transmitted on the screen:

"The only thing we are sure of is that his purpose is definitely not to strengthen the cosmic prosperity."

Rocky's face was on the screen, and on all the billboards in New York without exception.

Appearance is to have such a face.

"I am Loki, the ants of the earth..."

"action!"

With the voice of Captain America, Hulk was the first to break through the glass of the building.

Iron Man followed suit, complaining:

"I shouldn't have had doors when I bought the building, should I?"

"Okay, okay, I see, you are Loki."

In the hotel room, Baguoxia watched the live broadcast on the city billboard.

Holding his mobile phone in his hand, he began to download the coding software.

In the empty square, Luo Ji stood in the center, holding a scepter in one hand and a blue cube crystal block in the other.

The Avengers descended from the sky and half surrounded him.

"Loki, what are you thinking?"

"Loki, what's that?"

Iron Man and Captain America asked questions simultaneously.

Loki smiled contemptuously: "Ants, I have been looking for a way to rule the earth. Now, this little thing can give me a helping hand. I will..."

The Avengers looked serious and serious.

Loki admired their expressions with satisfaction, and then announced loudly:

"...I will use it as a bride price to propose to Iron Man!"

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone reacted differently.

The Avengers who weren't involved were all surprised and confused.

Thor grabbed Iron Man and asked loudly: "What's going on? When did you and my brother fall in love?"

"How do I know?" Iron Man was also at a loss, desperately searching the previous video records, "I'm pretty sure I didn't have a date with Loki, absolutely not when I was sober, I have to record the drunk...Friday, hurry up Check it out for me!"

"Sir, you have never dated a man under any circumstances."

Iron Man said triumphantly: "Did you hear that? Thor, I'm innocent."

"My brother can change gender and shape as he likes." Lei Shen said coldly.

Iron Man was dumbfounded: "I have tens of thousands of dating records here, why don't you find out which one is him...she?"

"No!" The next second, Loki loudly denied, "I never said that, I didn't mean that!"

"You just said," Hawkeye pointed out defiantly, "you said you were going to propose to Iron Man."

"That's not what I meant!" Loki glared at him.

"What do you mean?" Captain America asked.

Bagel Xia wiped off the cold sweat:

This is the side effect of mobile codewords.

He typed too slowly and intermittently on his phone, which created a serious problem:

When he stops typing, Loki's sanity will come online.

As he continued typing, Loki's sanity would go offline.

When his mind was on the line, Loki knew that his purpose was to conquer the earth, not to propose to Iron Man.

When his sanity is offline, Loki will become the protagonist of Baguoxia's novel, and what happens in the world has nothing to do with him.

When Sanzhi was offline, Rocky was the domineering president roaring:

"Iron Man, great, you've got my attention!"

"Does God (?) know how to pay back what you owe me?!"

"Tell me, what exactly do you want, why do you reject me?!"

When his sanity was on the line, Loki resolutely objected that he had anything to do with Iron Man:

"It's ridiculous, how could I fall in love with an ant?"

"Oh, would you make love to the ants in the garden?"

"Go away, I'm going to kill you!"

But his sober justifications often backfired.

For example, Iron Man says, "I really have nothing to do with Loki."

Loki said at the same time: "It's ridiculous, how could I fall in love with an ant!"

Matching his expression, Hawkeye whispered: "Is this Tsundere?"

Black Widow gave him a blank look: "There is a difference between being arrogant and being smart, Clint."

Friday reminded: "Sir, according to your past dating records, there are five cases where the information of the characters cannot be found. The possibility that they are the incarnation of Loki cannot be ruled out."

iron Man:"……"

Iron Man: "Are you kidding me?"

Friday: "It's all about rigor, sir."

Just in case, Iron Man folded his arms and explained:

"Everything I've said to my date doesn't count. Rocky, I'm sorry if there was any misunderstanding between us."

Loki's sanity is between offline and online: "If that's the case... no, get the hell out of here, I'm going to kill you!"

"Oh, Tsundere." Black Widow defined.

At the same time, Thor on the side experienced a "five steps of grief".

Iron Man was about to become his sister-in-law, but he was caught off guard and was not mentally prepared at all.

As The Bucket List says,

When a person encounters something difficult to digest, his feelings will change in five steps.

Step [-]: Don't admit it even if you beat him to death.

"My brother must be bewitched by someone, rubber man, I order you to investigate this matter immediately!"

Thor snatched the communicator from Captain America and roared.

Reed operated the instrument and replied, "I'm sure there's nothing plotting against him, or I would know. I'm here for science, Thor."

"There is a big problem with your science!" Thunder God said angrily.

Step two: Be furious.

"I want to punish the man of steel, our gods can't tolerate this man playing with my brother's feelings!"

Thor held a hammer and crackled like an electric mouse.

Captain America and the Hulk had no choice but to hold him tightly from both sides.

Even so, Thor still persevered and moved forward with difficulty.

Step Three: Bargain.

"The son of Odin never backs down!"

"Yes, Thor, but there must be some misunderstanding." Captain America persuaded loudly.

"If I can't marry Iron Man, I won't go home!" On the side, Loki expressed affectionately, "I would like to roam the world with Iron Man."

"I don't want to!" Iron Man raised his hands and pressed loudly, "No, I don't want to! I want to stay in my mansion, and I will die in Stark's brilliant technological achievements!"

Hawkeye covered his face with his hands.

He wanted to go anywhere in the world at once, except to stay here.

Because there were so many slots in this scene that he almost suffocated him to death.

It's all about Black Widow stomping on his feet to stay calm.

Step [-]: Falling apart.

"Let him go and never return, or let him bring the man of steel home, this is a question..."

Under the moonlight, Thor is as bleak as Hamlet appearing.

"Come on, Thor, how about just accepting it?"

Hawkeye put his hand on Thor's shoulder and said carelessly, "It's a marriage between the Asgardians and the Earthlings, no shame."

"Isn't anyone asking for my opinion?" Iron Man said loudly. "I don't want to live with a bunch of lunatics who only talk about magic and theology! If I had to be a man, I'd rather register with Reed or Hank Marriage, you're slandering me as a scientist—"

Loki's sanity went offline: "Whose love do you think you rejected? It's the love of a god!"

Iron Man said firmly: "I am an atheist!"

After a pause, he muttered, "And you've made me even more 'godless'."

On the other end of the communicator, Reed's wife, the "Invisible Woman" Susan, took advantage of the topic: "Hmm, it seems that I have captured the evidence for you and Stark, right?"

Reed: "Thank you Tony, I thank you for making my marriage go wrong for the 170th eighth time—"

He ran away from the other side of the communicator: "Su, listen to my explanation..."

"And Hank, huh?" Before the Wasp arrived, she chose to fly away from the battlefield.

"Jane, listen to my explanation..." Ant-Man also chose to chase him out.

At this time, an old man with glasses whom no one knew, passed by abruptly in a small car, and complained: "Who can tell me why the Avengers always have so many family problems?"

"Aha! This indicates that the marriage between my brother and the Man of Steel will not bear fruit!" Thor proudly declared.

"Wait, sir, who are you?" Captain America took the time to ask.

"Don't you know me?" The old man rode away and left a dissatisfied sentence, "I know all of you!"

Step [-]: Accept reality.

"Okay," Thor said with a dark face, "since my brother insists on marrying the Man of Steel, I must prepare mead according to the Asgardian etiquette to facilitate this. Stark may become the concubine of the king's brother."

"Hello?" Iron Man said incredulously, "You machismo gods, forced marriage must also follow the Basic Law!?"

From this "five parts", it can be seen that Baguoxia did not write many words about Rocky's shock.

It's all up to Thor to fill in the rest of the show.

Loki turned into a paper contract out of thin air, dragging Iron Man's hand to imprint his fingerprints:

"Very well, from today onwards, you are my indentured slave!"

Captain America rushed over, opened Loki's hand, and felt sorry for Asgard's backward and decadent feudal culture:

"This contract is unconstitutional! It infringes on the legal freedom of citizens! This kind of thing doesn't work on earth!"

Black Widow starts internal communication and contacts Iron Man:

"Stark, this situation is too messy, you go first. Leave this to us."

Iron Man wasn't going to back down from that.

But he took a look and found that the captain of the US country was already sweating profusely, the smoke was slowly rising from the hood, and even the two little wings had shrugged.

The busiest thing here is the captain.

The most chaotic is also the captain.

In the chaotic situation just now, Captain America sometimes helped Iron Man stop Loki, sometimes helped Loki stop Thor, sometimes helped Thor stop Loki, sometimes helped Iron Man stop Thor, and sometimes joined forces with Hulk to help Iron Man stop Thor and Loki base……

The relationship between the characters is complicated and the temporary situation is urgent.

Without the four times the brain power of the captain of the United States, he might not be able to react.

Iron Man sighed and resigned himself to leave the ground a thousand meters away.

Loki quickly grasped the scepter and cast a spell, trying to force Iron Man back.

Seeing this, the Hulk threw Loki down in time from behind, smashing a big hole.

Iron Man turned around in mid-air, took a step back and thought about it more and more, so he raised his hand and fired a laser cannon and hit the ground.

Amidst the explosion, there was a mess, and no one noticed that the cube crystal in Loki's hand was blown away and disappeared.

"Do not--!"

Watching Iron Man fly away, Loki raised his hands in the pit and let out a miserable cry.

I don't know if I am mourning that I was ruthlessly rejected.

Still resentful that his plan was inexplicably destroyed.

The Avengers somehow won without a fight.

When Thor was about to put special handcuffs on Loki, Captain America subconsciously pressed his hand.

"Captain?" Thor was confused.

"Oh, it's nothing." The captain put down his hand and explained embarrassingly, "I've been stopping you just now...it's become a habit now."

At this time, a figure flew all the way from between the buildings in the distance.

He landed in front of the Avengers, shaking the ground apart.

It's Spider-Man.

He opened his arms and said loudly: "I'm coming I'm coming, I'm a little late! Because I'm on my way..."

The Avengers looked at him silently, gradually getting out of the dream-like situation just now, and regaining the usual "sense of everyday life".

Spider-Man blinked, his voice getting quieter: "Oh, why do you guys... I feel the hairs on my back, did I miss something?"

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