[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

Baguoxia and Constantine fell into the territory dominated by evil gods.

Maybe that doesn't reflect the nausea and loss of control of the scene.

By unlocking the four key words, you can fully imagine the ubiquitous large-scale horror scenes they face, that is:

Multiple eyes, big mouth, mucus, touch, hands.

Various silhouettes that looked like large creatures were hidden in the thick fog.

You can only see countless eyes of different sizes crowded together, which can drive any cryptophobic patient crazy.

The mouthparts expand or shrink, and tentacles dangling on both sides can be seen.

Whether it is under the feet, on the top of the head or around the side, there are layers of mucus.

Although the touch and hand are not in harmony, they can be realized just like this. What can be done?

"Aren't we here to catch vampires?" Baguoxia asked softly, "Why are we here?"

Constantine lit a cigarette, exhaled an incomplete smoke ring, and said deeply: "Every action of fighting evil spirits means that we will face unpredictable risks. What happens during this period? Accidents, we all have to face them bravely and accept them rationally..."

"speak English!"

"I muttering the wrong spell!"

Slime is dripping down.

Baguoxia instinctively raised the computer to cover the top of her head.

Suddenly, he remembered that the computer was more important than him, and that was their only hope of getting out.

So he lifted the hem of Constantine's windbreaker to block the computer above his head.

"I will use the Fire Charm," Constantine said.

The flame had just been let out and was extinguished.

"I will use the Light Curse," Constantine said again.

But before the light was lit in his hand, it was engulfed by flames.

"Okay," Constantine spread his hands, "what do you know?"

Baguoxia: "...I can make you fall in love with them."

"..."

Constantine asked in confusion, "What?"

"When you face a monster, you can first give the old seal to a friend, and then tell him that the old seal is omnipotent. If he believes it, then give him the crowbar, and then let him face the monster and run away."

- This is your teammate.

"When you face a monster, first anthropomorphize the monster into a cute Lu child, let her fall in love with your friend, and then convince your friend to accept her."

——This is Bagel Summer.

Baguoxia said calmly:

"We could arrange the script like this:

"You become a heartthrob among monsters who kill each other for you.

"It was finally discovered that you were married to Azathoth, and at the same time cheated on the 'Supreme Mother'."

Constantine was furious: "Are you mad?—

"Even if it's me, the degree of difficulty is too high to have sex with these ghosts!"

System: "Shouldn't you care about hitting the home plate at this step?"

Baguoxia immediately said: "That's right, we shouldn't care about these issues.

"These aren't questions at all—I can anthropomorphize them."

Constantine said frantically: "Do you think 'anthropomorphism' can solve all problems? Now they have many eyes, mouthparts, all kinds of huge, suffocating monsters!"

Bei Guoxia: "It won't happen later... How should I put it, I can make them all look like 'first love' in your eyes."

Constantine turned to look at him: "Why can you say such terrible things with such an innocent face?"

Bei Guoxia said in a daze, "Is it scary? You are influencing them with love. Think about it, this is a scary place, only they are cute girls in your eyes—boys—depending on your taste today. Are you really Is it curved?"

he asked curiously.

Constantine glanced at him: "I'm not in the mood to flirt with you in this atmosphere."

"You misunderstood, I don't want to flirt with you." Bei Guoxia said, "The main reason is that these handsome men and women are your only light in this dirty world, and then... wait."

Bei Guoxia rubbed her chin, thought seriously, "I seem to know the script."

Think about it carefully——

Isn't this Shimizu's version of "The Song of Saya"? !

After Carl sent Holmes away, he checked the whole room.

The messy bed, the missing bagels, and her own body.

There was a fruit knife on the table with a little blood on it.

He picked up the fruit knife and inspected it intently.

And the window behind him slowly opened, and a black shadow rushed towards Karl.

Carl turned around and fought with a fruit knife. In the next second, his knife was blown away and he was pinned on the table.

Someone grabbed him by the neck and asked, "Where is he?!"

It was what Carl saw, the clown-like face outside the window.

"I don't know...what are you talking about..." Carl broke his hand hard.

At close range, he realized that the other party's face was not covered with oil paint, but was wearing a mask.

The black lines on the mask are constantly changing to form different patterns.

"Rorschach..." Carl said with difficulty.

"How do you know my name? Are you planning something?!" the masked man roared.

Before Carl lost his mind, he wanted to spray the other party:

It's because you put a Rorschach mask on your face!

The land of secrets.

Konstantin is struggling: "One cannot, at least one should not..."

Baguoxia encouraged him: "People can, at least they should try!"

Constantine: "Don't talk to me, I want to throw up..."

This is a real-time reproduction of the script of "The Song of Saya".

The current Baguoxia and Constantine are just two lumps of flesh in each other's eyes, their voices are intertwined screams and groans, and they also exude the smell of rotting corpses.

"Once you accept this setting," Baguoxia said, "it doesn't seem difficult to fall in love with those things."

He stared fixedly at the computer, not daring to roll his eyes from side to side.

Constantine said: "In that case, you should take a look around!"

Bei Guoxia hugged her head: "I'm not interested in girls!"

"Oh haha, what a good excuse, isn't it?" Konstantin pinched his shoulder hard, staring in dismay, "Didn't you say 'people should try'?"

"Try it and die!"

Looking around, all the monsters hidden in the thick fog just now turned into beautiful girls, still staring straight at them.

I don't know what they want to do, and I don't know what their purpose is.

They don't appear to be a threat anymore.

But even so, the monster's memory will be difficult to wash out for a while, which will cause serious "differential damage".

For the first time, Bei Guoxia felt that she was unable to display her writing skills normally.

He couldn't write any more.

Baguoxia: "Steady! We can do it! Let's take it step by step!"

Constantine: "How do you want to come."

"First, hypnotize yourself."

"Hypnotize yourself..."

"It wasn't a huge mass of flesh with many tentacles, and she didn't have a big mouth dripping with slime."

"that is not……"

"That's Nayako. A cute, flat-chested girl with silver hair who can act coquettishly."

"That's Nayako..."

"Go ahead and give her a French kiss and tell her about your courtship."

"What kind of devil are you?!"

"That's why the hypnosis was unsuccessful, try it again!" Baguoxia pulled Constantine's collar, shook it vigorously, his eyes were open, "Call me: it doesn't have many tentacles..."

"Why are you yelling so loudly!"

outside the mirror.

Rorschach woke Karl up with a glass of water.

"What the hell is going on?" Karl was aroused, sat up suddenly, and wiped his face indiscriminately.

From the moment he turned into Bagel Xia, he should have known that something was wrong.

"Mirror," said Rorschach, "I found some blood on the edge of the frame."

"Aren't you going to say they went into the mirror?" Carl just wanted to laugh at this nonsense, but realized something, and couldn't laugh.

"That idiot." He looked at the wound on his finger.

Thinking about my current appearance again, it seems that things are very clear.

"How did he do it?" Carl asked.

"Konstantin," Rorschach replied gruffly, "he's a troublesome magician. As soon as he showed up in New York, I guessed he was playing tricks."

Carl asked suspiciously, "Why did he find Ben?"

Then, he found his own answer: "Lester must have lured him here."

He looked at Rorschach: "Who are you?"

Rorschach ignored him.

Carl doesn't care either, the most important thing now is to save Baguoxia.

He stood in front of the mirror and tried to summon Lester.

no response.

After a pause, he resignedly took out his mobile phone and started a remote consultation.

No one in Gotham sleeps at this hour.

"Dididi..." The phone kindly reminded:

Busy tone, no answer.

Carl didn't know that half of Gotham was busy looking for Moriarty at the moment.

The other half is taking the opportunity to make trouble.

Baguoxia didn't want to recall what happened next.

He only remembered that in the end both of them were bound by tentacles, and the situation made Ben Zhang swing back and forth on the edge of the red lock at one point.

And he shouted in surprise: "Why so fast?"

System explanation: "For them, cultivating feelings is unnecessary, their wisdom will allow them to omit the process and directly achieve the goal, the goal is to perform 'reproduction'."

"You call this wisdom?" Bei Guoxia objected.

System: "Ten years spent on you is also for the ultimate goal, and three months is also for the ultimate goal. Why spend time and energy on something that may take 3 minutes to achieve the goal?"

Baguoxia was speechless.

There is really no reason to talk to the evil god.

Seeing that the development of the article will become "strengthening and resentment, conceiving eggs and running with the ball".

Bei Guoxia simply pressed the keyboard and played freely.

……

In the end he and Constantine were thrown out of space.

Bei Guoxia sat on the ground, looked at the computer screen, and some memories of that time vaguely emerged in his chaotic brain:

It seems that I shared a cup of thick unknown liquid with the cute blonde girl Azatos, using a cup and two straws.

It seems that there is a face-to-face selfie with Kesu Lvmao.

It seems that there is a tearful embrace with the silver-haired Naiyazi, and it is a pity to say goodbye.

like……

Think back to their archetypes.

Bei Guoxia turned her head, vomited all over the floor, and quickly jumped a few leaps to hide away to prevent her shoes from getting dirty.

"Sober?" Constantine asked him.

"I don't know either." Bei Guoxia lost his mind, feeling that a part of his spirit was completely damaged, and he would never come back again, "Why don't you test me?"

He had expected Constantine to ask "What is one plus one?" or "How many fingers are these?"

As a result, Constantine asked like a wolf with a big tail between his cigarettes:

"Do you remember which eight are the eight theorems of high mathematics?"

Baguoxia almost swung the computer on Constantine.

The latter jumped a few steps, dodged the big move, and said, "Don't make trouble, Lester is there."

Bei Guoxia turned her head, looked at the old vampire, and said fiercely: "There was an accident just now, and now is the time for us to break up!"

Lester looked at him in surprise, and after a while, said playfully, "It's the first time I see you getting angry."

"Stop doing this!" After experiencing the evil god, Bei Guoxia's various qualities are rapidly declining, and now she only wants to become the madman of Zaun.

The reason why he hasn't succeeded in incarnation is entirely because he can't think of curse words.

It's true that Zaan will hate less when the time comes.

Constantine stopped Baguoxia and used his negotiating skills to start a dialogue with Leicester.

"Actually, this body is no longer a virgin, it is not the most perfect for you," Constantine said lightly, "Why are you so persistent?"

He whispered into Baguoxia's ear, "Vampires like to transform their virgins. With the development of the times, the current standard has been lowered. They still pursue the body and mind, at least one of which is clean."

"I can't see that the old vampire is still a lover of literature." Bei Guoxia muttered.

Lester sneered: "Of course, Karl doesn't exactly meet my requirements.

"But now, you are being smart enough to let them exchange bodies. The beautiful body and the pure soul fully meet my expectations."

Upon hearing this, Constantine lifted Baguoxia's collar and kissed him loudly on the mouth.

Then calmly said to Lester: "It's over, he's not pure anymore."

Bei Guoxia said weakly: "...well, I just vomited."

Lester looked like he wanted to laugh: "Virgin means..."

"I know," Constantine looked gloating, "but I kissed him. I, John Constantine, stamped him myself.

"To you demons, it's no different than him being fucked by a whore."

Bei Guoxia was ashamed, and said to the system in her heart: "See if you still think I'm too self-deprecating."

Leicester was clearly riled up.

His eyes were swollen red, sharp fangs were exposed from his mouth, and the battle was about to start.

Bei Guoxia only felt that his hands were empty, and in a blink of an eye, he found that the computer in his hand was taken away by Constantine.

"I already know how to use this thing," Constantine told him. "It works, so it's mine."

"Wait a minute..." Bei Guoxia hurriedly reached out to grab it.

Constantine turned a deaf ear, reaching out and wiping away the blood drawn on his forehead.

After a period of dizziness, Baguoxia found herself back in the room with a mobile phone in her hand.

He staggered to the mirror.

Looking in the mirror, what he saw was his own face.

Where is Carl?

He looked around the room hastily.

No one is empty.

"Don't look for it," the system said. "When your soul comes back, his soul must go back too."

"So, Karl is at Leicester now?"

"definitely."

They went back to the original starting point, standing blankly in front of the mirror...

Baguoxia raised his forehead: "But why did Constantine do this? He made such a big circle to..."

"Of course it is to take away your computer. Collecting magic items is his hobby." The system reminded.

"My computer is not..."

"he does not know."

Bagel Xia figured it out:

Constantine mistakenly took the computer as Baguoxia's "magic realization" and took it away.

He didn't know that what really worked was the system bound to Baguoxia.

Without the system, it is just an ordinary notebook.

Sitting in front of the mirror, Baguoxia was very confused, thinking about "when will Carl come back", "how should I explain to Carl" and "whether Carl has become a vampire or not, I just ask him to come back".

Originally, I wanted to hide the truth from my friends and unite with outsiders to solve the biggest trouble.

I didn't expect "outsiders" to be so unreliable, changing bodies and pretending to say wrong spells to go around in a big circle, just to covet a Dell laptop.

If you said it earlier, you would have given it to him.

Anyway, that notebook has reached the supreme state of "charging for a whole day and using for 10 minutes".

And not only the shoulders are slumped on the back, but it is also very heavy to carry.

Thinking about it, Bei Guoxia twitched the corners of her mouth and said worriedly:

"I hope Constantine doesn't kill himself with a computer."

System: "Don't you blame him for cheating on you?"

Bei Guoxia replied honestly: "From the results, I think I tricked him."