[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

In the morning, Connor sat at the kitchen table, carefully wiping away the few drops of sauce that had spilled on the table.

It was his latest deliberately cultivated habit.

Jason has a slight tidying habit. When Carl and Baguosha were still around, the two of them together were more troublesome than ten Connors.

At that time, the situation was equivalent to eleven to one, so Jason had no choice but to tolerate it for the time being.

The only thing controlling Jason's outbursts wasn't their friendship.

But breaking the hand is diligent enough.

The coke spilled out, but it still hasn't landed on the ground.

It had already taken the rag—or Connor's black t-shirt—and pounced on it.

Now Carl and Bagels are gone, and here comes James.

He has a cleanliness addiction, and he is still accompanied by intermittent obsessive-compulsive disorder and the cleanliness addiction of "those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose me will face my madness".

The fighting power of the two is two thousand times that of Karl and Baguoxia tied together.

The situation changed from "eleven to one" to "one to one army" overnight, and Connor had to temporarily back down.

If because of a drop of sauce, I have to face serial killer-like death stares from two roommates every day, it will really make people feel chills behind.

Today's breakfast is served cold, no need to open fire.He sat on the sofa and turned on the TV.

The Dent-Penguin campaign battle is in full swing.

Moriarty retreated behind the scenes, put away all the "rights defense struggle" speeches, and the scene gradually returned to the stalemate it should have been.

Last night, a reporter sent a message:

"The young generation of mutants forwarded Professor Moriarty's photos one after another, expressing their support for him in words."

The situation collapsed instantly.

Connor asked himself puzzled: "I really don't understand, they even tolerated the absurd 'abo equal rights struggle', why can't they tolerate mutants?"

As if to answer his question, the host on the TV said: "...we ask Professor Moriarty not to think too much, our dislike of mutants is not out of prejudice.

"Just because they're dangerous, they're monsters, they're annoying."

Connor: "..."

In fact, the reporters also thought too much.

Mutant kids don't care about Zheng Zhi at all.

They reposted Moriarty's photos, purely because they wanted to make a wish on the real "Professor Moriarty".

As Jefferson said in the Declaration of Independence:

"There are no koi in the world. If there are many retweets, everything can become a koi."

When Baguoxia set foot on the land of New York, it produced a real feeling of "I have gone abroad".

The previous Gotham only made him feel "a sense of time travel".

He stood at the rest stop, looked at the busy traffic on the road, and couldn't help raising his arms and shouting: "I'm in New York!"

A passer-by who was playing with a mobile phone responded indifferently: "We are not in Washington either."

Being stunned speechless, Bei Guoxia gave a dry cough and decided to change her voice:

"An Hong, I miss you!"

"Is it my delusion?" He sat on the passenger seat, holding the M Ji fried chicken bought at the fast food restaurant at the station, and asked, "The traffic here is not so congested?"

"It's not your illusion." Carl was driving on the road comfortably, "This is New York, we can run directly over pedestrians.

"When you are stuck in traffic, you can also swear at people. You don't have to worry about the driver being scolded coming down with a gun and killing you on the spot like in Gotham."

Baguoxia took a sip of Coke and nodded: "Sounds good."

He found that the phone was on.

Reply from Jerry!

After discussing James' ptsd last night, he finally found a topic to start communicating with Jerry:

"Are you having nightmares?"

- This sounds like a good start.

If Jerry answers "yes, blablabla," he can comfort the other person.

If Jerry answers "sometimes, blablabla", he can discuss the times, occasions, and nightmares with the other party, and then have a deeper understanding.

Bei Guoxia thought proudly: "That's right, I'm just that smart."

As a result, the next day, the phone did not receive a reply.

System: "Pfft, he must have screwed you up."

"He's back." Bei Guoxia excitedly opened the message.

Just one word above:

"no".

no?

Baguoxia is silent...

How should I reply?Who would have thought that the other party would not have nightmares!

System: "Don't want to bully him again?"

With an expression of being exposed, Bei Guoxia stubbornly denied: "No, how can I be this kind of person?"

After struggling, he decided to reply:

"congratulations!"

After thinking about it, he added three letters representing ease as a suffix:

"lol!"

no reply.

Baguoxia covered her face with her hands.

The system makes up the knife coolly:

"Welcome to live with me, to die alone, to die in a foreign land."

"Why can other systems help the host arrange everything, and you only boo me and give me back damage?" Baguoxia thought from the bottom of her heart.

"Even if you can't help me pursue career and love, can you be a search system and help me look up '[-] love stories'?" Bei Guoxia thought.

The system asked back: "Why can other hosts become heartthrobs and provide a lot of energy, but you can't even handle a man?"

The system asked back: "Even if you don't know how to create your own character design, can't you use the keyboard to type a chapter?"

Bei Guoxia thought: "You don't understand, the feelings typed out with the keyboard make me feel very empty."

System: "So the career you typed out with the keyboard makes you feel very fulfilled?"

Bei Guoxia broke down and said: "There must be one between career and love that is true!"

System: "Then you still ask me for help?"

Bagel Summer: ...

OK, it was bypassed.

They parked the car in front of a suit store.

Too late to customize, Carl had to buy a second-hand suit with Baguo Xia.

In his words:

"To give my father the illusion of 'everyone my son knows is an elite'."

Wearing a white shirt, black suit, and tie, Baguo Xia was praised by the shop assistant.

Looking in the mirror, he still felt awkward.

The person in the mirror has a familiar feeling but can't tell.

Carl on the side also had a tangled expression.

Until they came to the bank and saw the manager in the lobby.

Karl and he suddenly realized:

"You (me) are like a salesman selling encyclopedias (selling houses)!"

The bank staff watched Carl pull out a check from the Luthor Corporation and a check from S.H.I.E.L.D.

Thinking about what kind of talent is able to straddle two cities.Holds several positions in two different agencies.

"You must be an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. placed in the Luthor Group?" the staff asked jokingly.

"No," Carl replied, "I am the technical support sent by the Luthor Group to S.H.I.E.L.D., and I am responsible for combating financial fraud."

They took a suite at a hotel in downtown New York.

While it was still early, Baguoxia, like all tourists, wanted to visit the sights of New York.

"Any recommendations here?" he asked the receptionist at the front desk.

The receptionist immediately replied fluently: "We have the Captain America Museum, the Stark Tower, and the Baxter Tower—what's interesting is that they all claim that their territory is the most striking symbol of New York."

"So, which place is really the symbol of New York?" Baguoxia asked.

"We decided to wait and see who wins after Captain America, Stark and the Fantastic Four fight." The receptionist said objectively, "Whoever wins in the end will be the winner."

"Oh," Baguoxia asked again, "Where do you recommend watching?"

The receptionist mused: "It's hard to say. Are you interested in science?"

Baguoxia thought about it, and replied: "If there is no mathematics, I think it will be fine."

The receptionist asked: "You must also be interested in history?"

Bei Guoxia smiled and said, "I like reading Shi Mingjian."

The receptionist nodded and said enthusiastically:

"I recommend the Bronx Zoo."

At this moment, the crowd outside shouted and dispersed.

Faced with this situation, Baguoxia is very calm:

Whether it's Gotham or New York, the chaos is similar.

He ran to the glass door with the staff, looked up at the hole in the sky, and flew out of many...

Long worm?

"Is that thing mechanical?" Baguoxia asked.

"Damn it, Stark must be so happy," the receptionist muttered.

Captain America, carrying a shield on his back, galloped down the street on a motorcycle, and said into the headset:

"It's Chirita Behemoth, folks, are you ready for battle?"

Iron Man flew past him, deliberately put up two fingers, waved him, and saluted:

"Ready to go, Captain."

"Hawkeye, find the best shooting point! Hulk, smash it! Black Widow, cooperate with me! Mister Fantastic, use the fastest speed to figure out the way to close the space door..."

"Wait, captain, something seems wrong?" Black Widow reminded in the communication.

They raised their heads and saw those Chirita monsters writhing in the air, bending and stretching their metal bodies mercilessly, even breaking them.

Till they could form a row of crooked capital letters in the sky:

'Happy birthday Stark! '

Avengers: "..."

Iron Man: "Well...thank you?"

The remaining mechanical monsters twisted into various tricks beside them because they couldn't squeeze into the team.

So, they recombine to ensure that each one can come in handy.

Finally they become one longer line of letters:

'We sincerely wish Stark a happy birthday! '

Avengers: =口=

Iron Man: "I... sincerely thank you?"

Only Mister Fantastic was not affected by emotion at all, and still shouted rationally:

"Attention, they are damaged and are about to fall!"

After speaking, he stretched his hands and feet, tied up different buildings respectively, and tore himself into a wide elastic pad.

These pieces of metal fell on him one after another.

The Avengers immediately cooperated with him in recovery work.

While recycling, the Avengers lost their minds collectively:

A group of giant alien beasts, not far away, used various high-tech to forcibly open the space door and came to New York.

Just to break his own body and bless Iron Man in a high-profile way.

What kind of spirit is this?

"It's nice to know that my charisma has spanned light years."

Iron Man complained in the communication, "But I have to declare that today is not my birthday at all."

"You've got to account for the light-year delay," Mister Fantastic reminded him.

"Believe me, Iron Man, we all have a lot of questions on our minds."

Captain America responded calmly, "This statement is the most irrelevant."

This is really a spirit of being full and sustaining.

Bei Guoxia closed the computer.

A green light locked on him silently, and then disappeared quickly.

The system came to life in an instant, and said, "Hello."

Bei Guoxia was flattered and thought: "What?"

The system said deeply: "Be careful tonight."

The people of New York are as calm and calm as the people of Gotham.

After the crisis is over, what should they do.

The receptionist also returned to his post, calmly tidying up the messed up tables.

Bei Guoxia ran back to the front desk and asked expectantly, "How did you feel just now?"

The receptionist looked at him blankly: "How about what?"

"Those long worms..." Bagel Shabi said excitedly, "The arrangement of those long worms in the sky..."

The scene he wrote!

"Oh..." The receptionist nodded, expressing his intuitive feeling, "What a waste of taxpayers' money."

Carl is back with two rainbow colored snow cones.

He handed one to Baguoxia: "Did you see the performance outside?"

"What do you think?" Baguoxia asked expectantly.

Carl shrugged. "Cool! Might be a waste of taxpayers' money."

Bei Guoxia licked the snowball resentfully: "I want to go to the zoo."

Needless to say, this zoo is really big.

Bei Guoxia was obsessed with taking pictures, couldn't extricate herself, and got lost n many times.

All afternoon, the tourists kept hearing the broadcast:

"Ding dong, please go to the visitor center, Guoxia Ben, your friend is waiting for you here.

"Please ask nearby staff and they will direct you to the location of the visitor center."

The seventh time, the broadcast becomes:

"Ding dong, please go to the visitor center, Guoxia Ben, your father is waiting for you here."

When Baguoxia was almost separated from Karl for the ninth time, a middle-aged man grabbed him and threw him back to Karl:

"Watch your friends, we don't want to hear the radio again!"

After a pause, he added:

"You can just pull him. I guarantee that no one in this zoo will misunderstand that you are a couple! Okay?"

When tourists No.12 heard the broadcast, the content has become:

"Ding dong, please hurry to the visitor center, Guoxia Ben's friends."

The tourists sighed in dismay, feeling that the smarter of the two had finally dropped the line.

Then they heard the broadcast add:

"Here is a grumpy mother who is willing to give you a 'leash' with mobile phone positioning function for free."

At seven o'clock in the evening, they returned to the hotel suite with a pile of souvenirs, put everything in the room, and took the elevator to the restaurant on the top floor.

Seeing Frank, Baguoxia quietly pulled Karl aside and asked, "Is he really your father?"

"Of course." Carl was dumbfounded by the question, "What's wrong?"

"So your mother is really alive?"

"Of course!" Carl said sullenly, "it's just that they won't come together."

"I don't mean anything else," Bei Guoxia scratched her head, "It's really rare to see a person with both parents."

He always thought that Carl's so-called "coming to New York to see his father" was just an excuse to express his distress.

This is how Carl introduced Bagels to his father, Frank:

"I met Batman's assistant in Gotham, we are good friends."

"I live in a magical house.

"I saw Batman up close.

"Dad, this is my friend, Ben."

Frank glanced at Baguoxia and asked Carl, "So what is his identity?"

"Uh... mortal, writer? Ordinary writer."

Carl was very depressed: "Ordinary people will mistakenly associate Ben with 'Batman's assistant' after hearing the first few introductions, right?"

Frank's answer was domineering: "I'm not an ordinary person. I'm your father."

"Besides," Frank added, "what does Batman want a weak sidekick for?

"Using him as a shield can only barely block half of the body."

Baguoxia believes that Carl and Frank should need more time alone.

So just after eating, he found a reason and left the restaurant.