[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

They were detained in the police station to wait for dawn.

Lying on the cold concrete floor of the detention center, Baguoxia found that his mobile phone was full of messages again.

Connor: "The Freeze Man and the Mad Hatter caused trouble in the street and it was resolved."

Connor: "Jason plans to take over the underworld business from Penguin and have some fights with Batman on the street."

Connor: "I persuaded Jason to go back."

Connor: "Jason is missing, I'm looking for him."

Connor: "I found him at the gargoyle, oh, and Batman."

Connor: "I hide, I think they should have a good chat."

Connor: "They're arguing, but if one of them does it, I'll go out and make sure no one gets hurt."

Connor: "I saw Batman take off his hood, and I heard him laugh, so, is everything okay?"

Connor: "He has his back to me, and I can't see his true face. I can see it if I fly the other way, but I shouldn't have to do that, right?"

Connor: "Now that they're cuddling on the gargoyle, I guess they're... quiet."

Connor: "They're starting to share cheeseburgers, and I want one too."

Connor: "I'd better not bother them."

Connor: "When are you coming back?"

Damian: "Just thinking about you guys hanging out all the time makes me angry."

Damian: "Why are you free to leave the city?"

Damian: "...do you know what the answer to this question is? Homework, urgent."

Damian: "By the way, it's my birthday in two days. If you don't have time to prepare a present, I allow you to give me the severed hand."

Jerry: "The comics in this bookstore are kind of boring."

Baguoxia first replied to Connor: "We haven't arrived in New York yet, we are on the way."

Reply to Damian: "You can take the old goose away."

Finally, he looked at Jerry's message and didn't know how to reply.

System: "What are you struggling with?"

Bei Guoxia said seriously: "It feels like he wants to ask me for a draft, but I don't have any proof."

The system is helpless: "Maybe they just want to find a topic to chat with you casually."

Bei Guoxia was a little confused: "What should I answer?"

The system disliked: "Are you making friends or me making friends?"

Confused, Bei Guoxia chose not to reply.

Curse him.

Baguoxia put the phone in her pocket, turned over, put one hand on her pillow, and asked in a low voice, "Carl, are you asleep?"

After a long time, Carl replied in a low voice: "No."

"tonight……"

"I know," Carl whispered, "I saw Letus in the mirror again, and he still asked me if I would promise him."

"Oh." Baguoxia said awkwardly.

He originally wanted to complain to Karl about what happened that night.

Unexpectedly, what Carl encountered was ten times more disturbing than him.

He just got salt in his eyes, Carl has been haunted by an old vampire to this day.

Just shut up obediently.

Not long after, Baguoxia still couldn't help asking:

"Will you promise him?"

Carl sighed heavily.

"The temptation is too strong," he said to Baguoxia, "I will never die, be invincible, retain my youth, and I can't find anything wrong except drinking blood."

"right……"

Baguoxia couldn't refute.

A vicious voice came from the darkness:

"Are you two trying to make people feel uneasy!?"

Baguoxia was taken aback, and belatedly remembered that Rumlow and Rollins should be locked up with them.

"I'm sorry," he whispered.

"Sleep!" Rumlow ordered.

He sounded as if someone had the guts to say "no" tonight and he'd break that person's neck.

Bei Guoxia hurriedly closed her eyes.

When Baguoxia woke up, she found that she was lying in the trunk of the car, her hands and feet were tightly bound, and her mouth was taped.

He struggled so hard that the rope didn't budge.

His back was tightly pressed against the back of the other person, making the squeeze extremely uncomfortable.

"System, have I been kidnapped?" He shouted in his heart.

System: "Yes, you were kidnapped."

Baguoxia: ... I am indeed your host, right?Why can you speak so calmly?

"surprise!"

Rumlow opened the trunk and dragged out Baguoxia, who was drowsy due to lack of oxygen and high temperature.

He held up the collar of this nasty ghost, and let the other party look at the cruel truth in front of him, revealing a sinister smile like Tom cat catching Jerry mouse:

"Huhohahaha, welcome to the 'Hydra Base' with me."

Hydra, also known as "Hi Claw".

For some reason, Bei Guoxia's brain was in a mess at this moment and a sentence popped up:

Is it you who led the imperial army here?

Rumlow searched their pockets and dropped their phones in the trunk.

Bei Guoxia stared at the computer in the trunk, hoping to see through it, but unfortunately he didn't have any chance.

They were dropped into the helicopter that came to pick them up.

In this way, Baguoxia and Carl were brought into the ruthless world of high paws by Rumlow.

Here's Carl's only comment on the hell out of Hi Claw Base:

"so cold."

"I'm playing mud in the northeast?"

Baguoxia subconsciously answered.

Rumlow swore to Red Skull:

"They'll be great assets for Hipaw."

Turning around, Rollins asked him, "Are you serious?"

Rumlow replied impatiently: "One-time cannot be recycled, isn't this kind of talent not good enough?"

As long as they don't act like monsters, Hipaw still welcomes newcomers (cannon fodder).

Bei Guoxia and Karl, as the "low-level combat power" duo who wanted to be monsters but couldn't do it, naturally received a violent beating first.

Then, they were led by Hipaw’s official designated tour guides to visit the base:

"Over there is our utility room. If there are no accidents, your future daily tasks will be to clean."

"Over there is our training ground, and it will become a hell on earth where you will starve, freeze, and be beaten every day in the future."

"That's our medical room, anyway, you don't have the right to go in for the time being."

"This house," the tour guide took a deep breath, looked around, saw that there was no one around, and whispered to them, "You can only visit if you pay."

Karl and Baguoxia looked at each other.

As two poor people, they suddenly became very interested in this place that can only be seen by paying.

"Ten dollars." Carl whispered, covering his bruised right eye socket, "Can we both take a look?"

The tour guide took away the money and opened the door a little: "Be careful, don't disturb the things inside."

The two looked close to the crack of the door, only seeing a cuboid freezer, in which a silhouette of a human could be vaguely seen.

The tour guide slammed the door shut.

"Wait a minute," Carl protested, but took a breath from the wound, and continued, "We haven't seen it yet!"

"100 yuan, you can go in and touch it." The tour guide showed the face of an ugly businessman.

Karl touched his pocket and looked at Baguoxia.

"Not even 100 yuan."

Baguoxia licked her cracked lips.

His nose had just stopped bleeding, and now the front of his chest was wet with blood.

"There will be no charging items in the future."

The tour guide said regretfully to them.

It was as if they were visiting a special exhibit in an amusement park.

The most urgent thing is to touch the keyboard.

Baguoxia asked: "Is there a computer room here?"

"What do you want to do?" The tour guide looked at him.

Bei Guoxia babbled, and squeezed out a sentence: "I can repair computers."

This is a lie that can be seen through at a glance.

Regarding computer repair, Bei Guoxia has only watched the related TV series, "It Maniac".

The show's professional computer repairmen, Moss and Roy, always have only one solution to a malfunctioning computer:

"Excuse me, have you restarted?"

The tour guide smiled contemptuously: "No, before you join the group, you must first receive the education of Hipaw."

He tossed a bunch of cleaning tools to the two of them.

"Hi Claw Education" started from cleaning.

Baguoxia understood very well.

Hi Clawer must have fully comprehended the idea of ​​"If you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world".

"If I don't write any more, I'm going to die." When picking up the rag, Bei Guoxia said suddenly.

"It's okay not to code for a day." Carl comforted him, "It's time to change your habits."

Baguoxia shook her head.

He really meant what he said.

But he didn't want to say it so directly, for fear of scaring Carl.

He knelt down and put the rag into the bucket, unconsciously his nose was sore.

The nosebleed that had just stopped flowed out again.

Carl also picked up the broom and said suddenly, "If I get bitten by a vampire, we can get out right now."

"No!" Bei Guoxia hurriedly stopped, making excuses, "If you agree to be bitten just because you were caught, it feels like a deserter in the face of difficulties."

Baguoxia herself didn't know what was going on.

He might be dying.

But he still didn't want to see Carl turn into a vampire.

He only felt that someone like Carl was afraid of being lonely.

After a hundred years, everyone is dead, only Karl is still alive.

Must become crazier than that old vampire Lester.

Carl thought for a while, then sighed: "You're right."

A roar from outside the door interrupted their conversation:

"Speak less, do more! I'm watching you!"

Carl frowned, and suddenly turned his head and shouted: "We are from Gotham, and we know about Batman."

Red Skull questioned them carefully, and Baguosha listened to how Carl fooled him the whole time.

Carl is really... a born actor.

It was the first time that Bei Guoxia heard that someone could make up lies as if they were the truth, and the coordination of body language, facial expressions and movements was absolutely seamless.

It can be said that even if Baguoxia imitates Carl to do exactly the same actions and say the same words, there is no guarantee that someone will fully believe him.

The Red Skull held Carl and threw Baguoxia a 586 desktop computer that could not be connected to the Internet for him to write the Gotham report.

Baguoxia spent half an hour waiting for the computer to turn on the screen like an old cow pulling a broken cart.

He dragged the mouse, and the cursor drew afterimages on the screen.

Moved so fast, the cursor disappeared, and after about 3 minutes, the cursor popped out of the other end.

This speed is heartbreaking.

He opened the "Notepad" with difficulty.

Sitting in the office drinking tea and listening to Carl's talk about "Once Upon a Time in Gotham", the Red Skull suddenly felt a chill down his back.

The computer is too slow, the keyboard keys are not sensitive, and I am worried about Carl's safety.

There are three reasons why Baguoxia decided to write a comprehensive article quickly.

So that day, a man code-named "Gin" appeared outside the gate of the Hydra base.

He claimed to be from a ghostly place called the "Black Organization", and the boss ran away owing [-] million for eating, drinking, whoring and gambling.

As a result, he had to consider quitting.

System: "You..."

Bei Guoxia said deeply: "This is the fastest way I can think of to disintegrate a huge organization.

"Otherwise, I can only write 'Dad returned triumphantly and found that his sons were humiliated, and summoned [-] soldiers to parachute to the scene on the spot to stand up for his son'."

But when Bei Guoxia thought about it, she really didn't have the guts to make up such a terrifying "father".

Not to mention that the following article will give this father a reasonable identity.

Neither Batman nor Superman may want two such "old" sons, he and Carl.

The system complained calmly: "You can write about Connor, isn't that popular? 'A three-and-a-half-year-old little angel summons a hundred thousand soldiers to stand up for Dad'."

Bei Guoxia was dumbfounded: "No."

After thinking about it, he said firmly, "Never!"

At the same time, considering Hipaw's poor brainless basic education, Baguoxia helped conceive a new education base.

There is no doubt that these bad guys need spiritual baptism.

We need righteous education from the Milijian official.

Carl, in his office, was surprised to see Red Skull standing up.

"I've heard enough," the Red Skull announced. "Go where you like, we have more important things to do."

He opened the door and actually walked out.

"Oh, okay," Carl's reaction was amazing, he was only in a daze for a second, and immediately shrugged, "It just so happens that I can't make it up."

Under the guidance of Red Skull (keyboard), the Hipaws build a windowless study cabin.

They were too involved in their work, and they didn't care about what Baguoxia and Karl were doing.

"Stop writing the report," Carl told him, standing outside the window, "I guess we can go?"

Baguoxia let go of the concluding short story "Code Name Gin", and replied with relief:

"it is good."

They passed the "pay to see" house.

Bei Guoxia stopped in her tracks and said shyly, "I still want to go in and have a look."

"Me too." Carl said deeply.

They open the door and walk in...

Seven days later, Captain America led the Avengers to break through the base.

They walk into Hipaw's "educational cabin" and feel like they're walking into a dead nerd's room.

And this dead nerd swears that he will only be a fan of "Captain America" ​​in his life, otherwise he will go out [-] yards.

Otherwise, no one can explain why the entire room is surrounded by Captain America.

The walls are covered with posters, and there are various types of dolls in the corners, some made of cloth, some plastic, and pillows.

The ubiquitous Captain America comics and books.

The floor is covered with foam rugs emblazoned with Captain America.

As for the white ones on the pillow...

"Damn Doran, he will definitely be shot! Chief Red Skull has said eight hundred times, you are not allowed to eat cream cake in this room!"

The guides who were forced to lead them cursed nervously.

The Avengers nodded.

seriously.

If the tour guide didn't take the initiative to mention it, their eyes would have been blinded by the excessive cooking force, and they wouldn't even have the energy to pay attention to what was on the pillow.

There is a TV next to the wall, with some headphones connected to it.

"The recruits will receive a cramming education here," the tour guide explained.

"They will be imprisoned in this room, and they will watch eighteen hours of high paw videos every day.

"After the brainwashing education is over, we will lock them up in the mountains, with only vodka, brown bears and waterfalls to accompany them."

As soon as the tour guide finished speaking, Hawkeye finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

Got gouged out by everyone.

"I can't believe I'm the only one trying to laugh!" Hawkeye protested.

Iron Man tried his headphones on, sat down cross-legged, and turned on the TV.

See the image of Captain America appear on the screen.

This was probably the straw that broke the camel's back.

He also started laughing wildly.

"Now I see why Hipaws steadfastly hate Cap."

Iron Man suppressed a smile, his armor shaking like a mobile phone on vibrate mode for incoming calls.

Watching Captain America's speech for eighteen hours straight?

This is fucking mental pollution!

Black Widow picked up a clean pillow and looked at it.

On the front was Captain America saluting her, and she silently turned over the pillow.

On the back is Captain America waving his shield at her.

The black widow tightly pursed her lips into a line that showed no emotion.

She took apart the pillow, pulled out the pillow core that was also printed with the pattern of Captain America, and turned over the pillow skin.

I found that Hi Claw er is old and cunning, and the front and back of the pillow skin are also printed with Captain America!

"Probably hating to the depths is also a kind of fanaticism."

"Captain, maybe Red Skull's biggest dream in this life is actually asking for your autographed photo."

Captain America couldn't look directly at all this.

He seems to have faded into a stick figure.

And attached to the state of "I have become a Buddha, don't think or disturb".

Captain America finally understood.

Why when he rushed in, the first reaction of the Hi Claw minions seeing him was:

He vomited continuously until he lost the ability to fight.

Not even the Red Skull could look directly into his eyes for a short time.

At that time, he still vaguely guessed that it was because of their conscience.

Now... what was he thinking?

It's really lard.

The Avengers burn down the cabin.

And made a "brother agreement" together:

No one is allowed to mention this matter again in any situation, in any occasion, in any game.

Violators will have their share of junk food deducted for ten months.

The operation was a great success.

Not only did the Avengers take away Hi Claw Base, they also took away Red Skull.

S.H.I.E.L.D. celebrates.

Fury, who didn't know the truth, sincerely invited Captain America to give a victory speech.

He was strongly rejected by Captain America for the first time.

"Victory is for everyone," Captain America declared selflessly. "Let Hawkeye go."

"I'm a secret agent, captain." Hawkeye reminded the captain forgivingly of how confident he was.

"To be honest, I just contracted an incurable disease called 'speaking in front of people will kill me'." Iron Man slyly declined.

This "honor" went around and returned to the hands of Captain America.

That day, the captain of the United States, who delivered a victory speech, gritted his back molars vigorously from time to time.

The sound of the earth can wake up the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who secretly sleep in the back row.

To investigate the root cause of Hipaw's collapse, there is one small matter that will not be recorded in official documents.

But it did play a crucial role in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s victory:

Three days ago, under the leadership of Rumlow, Hipaw held a combat meeting.

Looking at the members of the audience, and gin.

Rumlow solemnly declared:

"S.H.I.E.L.D. comrades, it looks like there's a Hipaw traitor among us."