[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

The root of all evil is Damian.

When he was playing with the broken hand, he saw the camera on the table.

"Are you going to take pictures?" he asked, holding up his camera.

"We're going to take a group photo." Jason warned him, "Put the camera down, it's ours."

"Oh..." Damian raised his voice and nodded thoughtfully.

Although he broke into here angrily, he didn't think about how to get revenge on Jason.

Looking at the camera now, he has an idea.

In fact, he thought the revenge plan was fair.

Jason sees his weird side, and he wants to see Jason, or everyone here, get screwed.

Damian was a very determined kid.

Or, as Tim puts it, he's being unnecessarily stubborn in unnecessary places.

Once Damian made up his mind to do something, no matter how difficult it was, he would always find a way to achieve it.

He bought a new camera, smaller but lighter.

Thus, everyone's nightmare began.

Damian came again, standing by the wall with his hands behind his back.

At this time, Jason was tearing down the group photo of the watchman.

"Can I have this big picture?" Damian asked innocently.

"You like it?" Jason handed it to him casually, "It's just for us to dispose of it."

Before he finished speaking, Damian picked up the picture, jumped up, arched his waist, and buckled it off Jason's head with all his limbs.

The painting fell from head to toe, wrapping around Jason's neck.

Damian turned over and jumped off, and at the same time he landed on the ground, he took out his camera and pressed the shutter.

"You xxxxxxx!" Jason threw down the frame, yelling and chasing Damian all over the room, the picture still wrapped around his neck.

Bei Guoxia stood at the stairs and saw this scene, and only had one thought:

"Tom and Jerry" doesn't lie to me.

Jason quickly thought of a way to get revenge.

It took him a moment to dress up the severed hand like the claws of a monster from a horror movie and hide it in Damian's hood.

When Robin put on the hat, he burst out with a claw on his face.

Although Damian claimed afterwards that he was not afraid at all, at that time, his face was indeed distorted enough.

Red Hood photographed this scene not far away.

No one knows how Damian did it——

When Jason rushed out of the bathroom angrily tugging at his hair, they found his hair and upper body covered in red paint.

It seems that the shower sprayed halfway, and began to spray red paint.

"Crack!"

With the sound of a camera, Jason finally understood why Damian insisted on coming back after this night patrol and spending the night here.

Jason didn't take the pain obediently either.

Damian wakes up in the villa's guest room and finds himself covered in peanut butter when he looks in the bathroom mirror.

There are also long strips of toilet paper wrapped around his head.

The next day, Jason opened his eyes and found himself lying on the lawn, wearing only a pair of green scale briefs.

"I thought you'd at least call the police?" he said to the severed hand in disbelief.

The severed hand strolled away as if nothing had happened.

It is neutral, ignorant of human entertainment and aspirations.

This incident originally only happened between Damian and Jason.

But soon everyone is involved.

Damian carefully applied glue to the chair.

Unexpectedly, Bei Guoxia was sitting on that chair.

Therefore, in order to get rid of the chair, Baguoxia had to spend the whole morning patiently cutting the fabric of the trousers and back.

Damian didn't forget to take a photo.

This pissed off Connor because Damian ran out of glue.

He also followed Jason's example and took advantage of Damian's uniform.

When Robin made his night rounds, he pulled out a steady stream of tied stockings from his belt.

In front of Batman.

The Superboys just hid on the streetlights above their heads to take pictures.

Damian was mad with rage.

He attached micro jets to the sides of Connor's shoes.

As Conor puts on his shoes, the jets kick in, sending him scurrying around the room headfirst.

He kicked off his shoes with an extremely twisted posture in mid-air, and landed on the bed, smashing the bed down.

Damian stood in the doorway, with a nasty grin, taking pictures.

Damian really underestimated Baguoxia.

When he woke up, he found himself wearing a children's princess dress.

And his own clothes were nowhere to be found.

He angrily ran downstairs with the hem of his skirt, and Baguoxia who was sitting at the dining table took a picture of him.

After the photo was developed, Damian became even angrier:

In the photo, he is not only wearing a princess dress, but also has three grinning heads.

Damian let Jason go, and focused on Baguoxia.

He hides paprika and pepper under his bagel summer cereal.

Unexpectedly, Bei Guoxia didn't care at all, and taught him while eating cereal:

"The peppers here are not spicy at all, so even a quantitative change cannot cause a qualitative change."

"What do you mean?" Damian asked irritably.

"Have you ever eaten Chongqing hotpot?" Baguoxia asked.

That night, they ate a family hot pot meal, the hot pot base and hot pot that Baguoxia bought from Chinatown.

They gathered around the table, watching the belly move up and down, the beef roll was cooked as soon as it was rolled, the shrimp was smooth and tender, the fish fillet melted in the mouth, and the potato powder was extremely flavorful.

All four of them were so hot that their foreheads were sweating, the tip of their noses were sour, and their eye sockets were red. Only Bei Guoxia remained motionless.

He gulped down the soup and took pictures of everyone.

Afterwards, everyone refused to appreciate the photos of Baguoxia.

I'm afraid to find something else in the pot.

Out of sight is pure.

Moreover, Damian has since determined that "Baguette has no taste at all."

After realizing the situation where "two fists can't beat four hands", Damian brought a milk cat named "Alfred".

The cat swaggered on top of everything that Baguosha needed to use.

If Baguoxia sits down, it will lie on the chair.

If Bei Guoxia reads a book, it lies on the opened pages.

If Baguoxia wants to type, it will lie on the keyboard.

What's even more frightening is that it can lie on the keyboard for hours.

No matter how Bei Guoxia used various methods to hold it down, after turning around, it would lie back down again.

"It's a cat's nature." Damian said innocently.

Until the critical moment when Baguoxia took Jerry to score in the game, Alfred kicked off the power supply.

Damian got his wish to hear and see Baguoxia screaming with his head in his arms.

And took a picture.

Their mistake was not to involve Carl.

Everything was just an accident.

In order to deal with the cat, Bei Guoxia brought back a big goose from the market.

The goose spreads its wings in the living room and engages in a dogfight with the nimble cat.

The scene was so funny that everyone ran out to watch it.

The cat jumped up and threw itself on Carl's chest.

Unfortunately, Carl was wearing a vest that day.

When the cat's two front paws hooked his exposed skin and scratched it all the way down, several other people raised the camera very shamelessly.

Originally, in Baguoxia's plan, the big goose would become a dish after completing the task.

But he found that he underestimated the difficulty of being a goose.

Duck can be made into roast duck and beer duck.

There are many ways to make chicken, which is very close to the people.

But who knows what a goose can do?He had only heard of foie gras!

Goose should not be a dish at all, who knows what goose can be made into.

Then he recalled that he didn't seem to have eaten goose dishes at all.

So they had to raise the goose and let it live in the kennel.

Soon, Jason realized the fighting power of the goose firsthand.

On a dark and windy night, he wanted to enter the house through the window, but was caught by a goose.

The goose spread its wings and pursued him viciously.

The broken hand was in the corner, silently shooting videos with Baguoxia's mobile phone.

This video can cure anyone's depression.

If you don't laugh for three seconds, you are considered a hero.

They announced it was the first home video and agreed to start every gathering with it.

The client, Jason, lost his human rights, and the protest was invalid.

After being scratched by the cat, Carl couldn't do anything to his brothers, so he had to take Damian to operate.

He bought an oversized fruit torte off the street and made a series of modifications to the box.

Attach the card "Dear Britney Damian by. Love Emily".

The cake was sent to Wayne Mansion.

Somehow Bruce opened the cake box.

The base of the cake bounced off and the cream cake hit him hard in the face.

No one was there, no one took pictures, which is a pity.

Bruce asked Damian about the cause and effect, and confiscated all the photos in his hand as punishment.

This frustrates Damian, who would have liked to have at least one photo of Jason embarrassing himself.

So he started to get excited about the video, secretly wanting to make a copy.

In order to protect his image, Jason did not hesitate to launch a second offensive and defensive battle with him.

Soon, Tim whispers to Dick that Alfred has bought a new photo album.