[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

When Bei Guoxia left the front line, the first thing he did was to walk into the eye-catching M diary on the side of the road. He desperately wanted to eat meat.

Especially fried chicken legs, fried chicken wings, fried chicken nuggets, fried chicken cutlets.

After all, he was imprisoned for more than 60 days, and he was so eager to light a fire in the living room, take out his own kidney, smear it with oil, sprinkle it with spicy peppers, marinate it, and roast it carefully, so that the fragrance will overflow and the index finger will move.

"The people regard meat as the sky." He stared at the menu board, salivating.

He touched his pocket and found no money.

"How could you let me travel to a strange place without preparing money and a house for me?" Baguoxia was confused.

The system said earnestly: "Self-reliance and hard work are the most beautiful qualities of a human being. I am cultivating you."

"But I'm very hungry now." Bei Guoxia felt aggrieved.

The system said earnestly and earnestly: "Heaven will send a great task to the people, and they must first toil their muscles and bones, torment their minds, empty their bodies, and disturb their actions."

Bei Guoxia felt that this system was more literary than him, and spoke in a way.

I don't understand why you don't do it yourself.

System: "I can only write ancient style, which is not compatible with European and American backgrounds."

Bei Guoxia snorted: "Who hasn't written ancient style essays?"

Back in the day, his article "Omega Jade Body Wearing a Hero" with an ancient background as the background swept all the tweets.

Under the scanning number, in the message area, people who eat melons have said that it is finally the turn of martial arts pure love to become popular, super popular, and debut at C position.

What's more, he said that "it's like reading a fairy scroll and losing your eyesight", and strongly advocated calling friends and friends, and bringing your family to watch it.

Readers of martial arts style read three chapters in private, and they burst into tears, saying that martial arts was originally "cool and cool, three lives and three lives suddenly like a dream", and this time it is really over.

I beg the newcomers not to be misunderstood, their martial arts style is really not like this.

There are even veteran writers who can't bear the humiliation and come out of the arena again.

Overnight, a hundred flowers blossomed and a hundred schools of thought contended for the originally cold and cold martial arts.

"Forget it, I know I can't count on you."

Bei Guoxia is full of confidence: "I will continue to write and become a master of the party. I still have a house and a car."

The system was startled, and he hurriedly applied to see if he could give this player some financial assistance.

Its energy is closely related to the degree of task completion.

Then let the players grow freely, between it and Baguoxia, there must be one who has to go first.

Because he had no money to eat, Bei Guoxia had no choice but to nest in the corner of M diary, while charging his laptop, while browsing the text he had just sent.

There was no sound in the comment area, not even "hahahahaha".

Bei Guoxia was very disappointed, and couldn't help but miss the group of cuties from the past.

How much they loved him then.

No matter what he writes, within half an hour someone will "lose his head off laughing and offer a reward" in the message area.

The longest message:

"I fucking laughed until I was on the spot, backflipping 7200 degrees, turning 10081 degrees, stepping on the right foot, right foot, grabbing the heel, left hand touching the back of the head, doing a back flip, followed by a 3600-degree front flip, Thomas' back flip, [-]-and-a-half circles, landing steadily, while dancing to the Pure Land of Bliss. Sing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau".

Bei Guoxia tried to do it a few times but failed to challenge, so he had to praise his cuties in the comment area:

Really delicate and talented.

Baguoxia also wrongly blamed the website.

This literary website is still very popular.

In the irrigation area next door to the website, discussion posts from netizens have piled up:

[Subject: What happened to that new article today?Is the writer serious, or tired of work? 】

0L: I swear I have never seen such a miraculous method of suicide.

1L: Very confusing, just, very fucking, confusing in the world.A complete collection of manual Aite confusing behaviors, Manual Aite North America Tucao Jun.

2L: I laughed so hard that I didn't dare to add comments.

3L: Don't give me a look, did you see the pseudonym?Don't bookmark, don't leave a message, fishing.

4L: The bait is salty and the hook is straight.

5L: Although this post reminds me of the time when I was hiding under the covers and looking at my mobile phone in junior high school, it’s still too...or should I say goodbye with tears and reluctantly delete the post?

Administrator: The concubine can't do it, I'm afraid it will be tricky, so everyone should just watch.

7L: So can we discuss it here?Because I can't help but go "hahahahahaha"

8L: In that case, I can only "hahahahahahaha"

9L: Why are you so unfocused, look at me, I will never... "Hahahahahahahaha"

10L: Heh, a group of mortals, you can't handle such a trivial matter, come to imitate me, do you think I will "hahahahahahaha"?Look at me, am I a "hahahahahahaha" person?

11L: The "hahahahaha" ones are on the list.

12L: Upstairs, aren't you also "hahahahaha"

13L: Hahahahaha, nesting dolls are prohibited.

……

In Academy X, Li Qianhuan, the administrator of the literature station, looked at the text on the screen.

Unexpectedly, she was lucky enough to read male and female literature full of domestic characteristics in a foreign land. Suddenly, she felt homesick.

She was busy texting Batgirl: Quick, look at the website.

Batgirl Cassandra quickly replied: I have seen it before, this familiar domineering president abused the little girl to miscarry, and took a breath of the flavor from the motherland!

Motherland: Don't beat me.jpg

Li Qianhuan: Where are you now?

Cassandra: I just got back to Gotham from Hong Kong and queued up at the Batcave to change gear.Needless to say, I'm going to watch it a million times over.

Li Qianhuan: I don’t know if there will be a follow-up, but first strengthen the protection of this post, the author may be troubled by others-the protagonist is too wrongly chosen.

Cassandra: Authors need our protection!

Li Qianhuan: Yes.How can I look straight at the clown (hides face)

Cassandra: I just posted it in the Chinese group, and I almost slipped Ait Konkenan.

Li Qianhuan: Hahahahahaha, let him forget it.

After waiting for a long time, I didn't wait to bookmark or leave a message. Bei Guoxia was very disappointed.

The system comforted him: "I see that every time you refresh, the number of clicks is increasing."

Baguoxia educated it: "I have very high demands on myself. Clicks without comments and favorites are like a plate of sand, without the wind blowing, two chapters will fall apart."

The system is full of question marks.

"Do you want it?" At this time, a girl brought half a cup of cocoa and a hamburger to Baguoxia.

Bei Guoxia looked at her in surprise, and nodded quickly: "Yes, thank you."

The girl is gone.

Bagel Xia Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka: "There are still a lot of good people in the world."

The system helplessly explained: "You have been treated as a homeless person for not ordering food for such a long time."

Bei Guoxia's mouth was full, and she said to herself, a homeless man should be a homeless man, eat first as a respect.

People are greedy.

Burgers are not enough, Bagel Summer misses hot pot and barbecue.

Not long after, there were two boxes of chicken nuggets, a chicken leg, half a bag of French fries, and some miscellaneous snacks on his table.

A boy in gray overalls sat down next to Baguoxia, looked at the things on the table, and pursed his lips.

"Come on, let's eat together." Baguoxia handed over the chicken nuggets.

The boy looked at him, doubtful in his blue eyes.

"Come on." Bei Guoxia warmly invited, "Don't be shy, I also know what it feels like to be hungry."

The boy wanted to refuse, but the chicken nuggets were too fragrant.