[Comprehensive British and American] Write Lei Wen in the name of Super Reverse

They have money!

Improving living standards is urgent!

The first piece of clothing Connor bought in a big mall was a black T-shirt with an "S" symbol printed on the chest.

He insisted on liking only this one.

He bought a dozen that were identical, along with several pairs of jeans that were indistinguishable from each other.

Karl couldn't understand his obsession.

"Who didn't have this period? When I was a child, I also loved to wear the same style of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf." Baguoxia recalled, "How can there be a Superman logo so cool."

These black Ts quickly spawned new stories:

During afternoon tea time many days later, Jason made a big delicious fruit pie.

He called everyone together and announced: "Now I will be the referee, and you will have a 'room treasure hunt'. The rules are as follows: In the next 45 minutes, you will use the entire house as the scope to find all of Connor's treasures." Black T, the one who finds the most is the winner. Only the winner deserves to enjoy today's dessert."

The three of them gladly accepted the challenge and began to rummage through boxes and boxes.

Connor found fifty of them himself.

Bagel summer found 62 items.

Carl found eighty pieces. He didn't like how hard he tried to do one thing, so he kept the number within the range of a little more than others, but with a high probability of winning.

They looked at Jason expectantly, and Jason looked at them indifferently.

"Have you ever thought about why the black cats in the house are flooding like cockroaches?" Jason asked seriously.

Baguoxia, who was wearing the same black T, shook her head honestly.

Carl, also wearing a black T, guessed: "Maybe it will split into a single body?"

"Wash and put on your own clothes, slobs! You don't deserve snacks."

The specific number of black T is still a mystery.

The washing machine can no longer handle all the dirty clothes.

They piled clothes in front of the garage, forming a "clothes mountain", and then took the car washing hose to wash them.

Laundry quickly developed into a water fight.

After the water fight, the four of them dried their clothes, sat or lay wet in the sun, shared that outrageously big pie, and made some bad jokes that would make ghosts tremble.

The next day, only Bei Guoxia had a fever alone.

"It's not fair," he asked weakly, lying under the covers, "Why am I the only one getting sick?"

Connor rolls an egg on his hot forehead, and Carl teaches him of course: "Because you're the only one who's dumb."

Baguoxia didn't believe his statement at all, and retorted: "But Jason is wearing a barrel."

Jason, who was sitting on the sidelines reading a book, protested: "That's a cool and shiny red hood, okay?"

"Your hood was once turned upside down by Ben to hold an apple." Carl added insult to injury.

In return, Jason used markers to draw more than 100 little turtles on the sleeping Baguoxia's face.

The clothes Jason bought were of normal taste, but no one could understand why he liked the red hood.

Carl insisted that the hood was modeled after a fire hydrant by Jason.

Baguoxia will turn it upside down and use it as a container from time to time.

Once Jason came in from the window wearing a red hood, and was mistaken for a robber by a severed hand.

He had to fight in the living room with this severed hand holding a long sword and loving knight culture.

After Jason fell in love with the red hood, empty bullet casings often randomly dropped around the room.

Whenever anyone mentions the question, he becomes temporarily deaf.

The severed hand quickly went from being in the bathtub to being in the red hood.

To make up for the guilt of forgetting it, Connor and Jason bought it different styles of mitts at the mall.

Bei Guoxia bought several bottles of nail polish for it, all of which have nail polish function.

Amazingly, Carl didn't spend as much on clothes as his looks did.

His expenses were used to order a bunch of machines online, several large boxes of paper, and special inks that he did not know where to get, and put them in the basement.

He even stayed inside every day, spending time alone with the Luthor Group salary check that had long been forgotten by Baguoxia.

Luthor would be proud that the check he wrote had raving fans.

They also purchased a luxury TV, added motion-sensing game consoles, and added dual speakers.

Because old TV insisted on showing the woman crawling out of the well day and night.

Later, they chose a stormy day to bury the old TV in the backyard.

And Father Jason COS delivered a long prayer.

Once the new TV arrived, Jason and Carl often played Silent Hill or Resident Evil on it.

The various abnormalities in the room quickly quieted down.

Even the severed hand lay obediently on Connor's lap, pretending that he was just a silent pet.

What made them difficult was the blood on the wall. All the detergents and paints on the market could not cover this stubborn stain.

Carl bought an oversized framed picture of the Warden collection in black and white to hang on the wall.

On the back of the picture frame, there are two lines written on the left and right:

The voice is present,

Always smile.

Later, the movie picture was replaced with a group photo of the four of them, and these two lines of words were still kept.

— they keep forgetting to wipe.

Apart from filling the bookshelves to the brim, the main expense of Baguoxia is the yard.

"I always feel sorry for my blood if I don't plant anything."

So, he bought back a bunch of farm tools and vegetable seeds in the mall, opened up wasteland and planted a lot of them.

The other three didn't take it seriously at first, and thought it was good that he didn't have to write things that no one would read in front of the computer all the time.

Until Baguoxia announced that he would start "composting", the three of them exploded/exploded instantly after fully understanding the meaning of the word.

Connor also wanted to carve out his own corner of the yard.

He wants to build a kennel.

"We don't have a dog." Jason tried to dissuade him.

"Every perfect family on TV has a kennel," Connor said stubbornly. "What if we pick up a dog?"

Within the range of Connor's dog eyes, no one could resist.

Everyone resigned to help.

With the concerted efforts of the four of them, the kennel was built...how should I put it...

Anyway, the people in the vehicles would point and point at the passing vehicles: "Look at that, it's piled up like a doghouse."

They came out of the mall and hired the mall transporter to deliver everything to the house.

"Where are we going next?" Carl was driving this time.

"Cinema?"

"Dining room?"

"go home?"

Carl shook his head, kicked the accelerator and sent them to the door of the bar.

When Carl was reversing the car, Baguoxia looked at the shiny signboard of the bar and was extremely excited.

In American dramas, bars are an important symbol of young people's night life.

As a dead otaku who was born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze, he never lived a so-called night life.

Baguoxia's longing for the "Rice Grain Bar" is no less than those young men and women who must visit brothels after traveling through ancient times.

The four sat in a row in front of the bar.

Baguoxia is very curious.

Connor was stiff.

Karl looked at them and seemed amused.

Jason said disdainfully, "I'll teach you how to drink."

Under the admiring eyes of Baguo Xia, Jason ordered a large glass of beer casually.

In Baguoxia's imagination, Jason would drink it all in one gulp, yell, and throw the cup to the ground.

The reality is that after taking two sips, Jason shook his head and suddenly lost consciousness.

If it wasn't for Connor's timely help, he would have rolled out of the chair.

Bei Guoxia's expression was very solemn.

Unexpectedly, Jason would become the first comrade-in-arms to fall on the battlefield.

But it doesn't matter, he will work hard for Jason's sake.

He took a glass of cocktail mixed with fruit juice from Carl and carefully took a sip. The sweet and sour taste made him drink two more sips.

Not long after, Bei Guoxia with flushed cheeks turned on the computer and went crazy while typing.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Unknown 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 02120 bottles; 5 bottles in one-way street; 422 bottle in Tiandao No. 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!Refill~