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Saturday, November 2018, 9

On Saturdays, the two of us have always been too lazy to act like anything. We were still lying on the bed at eleven o’clock. He leaned on the bed and ate chicken. I lay on the bed and watched funny videos. See what I'm laughing at.

Then after looking at it twice, I complained that I have a strange smile, and I don't know what's funny.

I shook him off me: "Go and heat up the dishes you brought from your mother yesterday and cook a meal."

He turned around and turned his back to me: "I won't go, I'm not hungry, if you're hungry, go get it yourself."

I sat up from the bed: "Today is Saturday."

He lay there with my back behind his back and played with his mobile phone: "I just ordered takeaway, fish with pickled cabbage and three servings of rice."

"I don't eat takeout." I turned him over.

He raised his eyes from behind the phone to look at me: "Oh, why are you so picky, you don't eat anything."

I glanced at him, and he held the phone in both hands and said that his game has started, and I will talk after it starts for a while.

Before the two of us decided to move in together, we had already made an agreement. I would cook and wash the dishes on the first day of the week, and he would be responsible for the second, fourth, and sixth day. We would go out to eat on weekends, or whoever was in a good mood would do it.

Of course, almost no one has that good mood, and once he becomes lazy, he often refuses to fulfill the agreement without authorization.

I didn't say a word, I got off the bed to find slippers for myself, thinking that what my mother said was actually true, but there was still something wrong with the subject.

His mother often said what kind of life two men would live together, one was lazier than the other, and the other was sloppier.

It should be more appropriate to change the main body to what life will two lazy people live together.

I just put on my slippers and stood up from the bed, and Ruan Xinhe hurriedly put on my slippers and walked over and stuffed my phone into my hand, walked towards the kitchen, and said as he walked, "You are angry again, aren't you? Why do you get angry so easily, you get angry about little things." He probably passed the living room and entered the kitchen, his voice was a little softer, "I cook a few buckets of rice, yesterday's dishes are directly heated on the rice?"

I lowered my head and touched his mobile phone, just in time for him to snipe a passerby, and was sniped again a few minutes later, I quit the game, deleted the game from his phone, and then threw the phone back Get out of bed, go to the bathroom to brush your teeth and wash your face.

There are some very funny things about Ruan Xinhe, he always thinks that I get angry when I have nothing to do, and he is cold and violent.

In fact, I am far from being angry. He always thinks that I am angry. It is this kind of harmless misunderstanding that keeps me from being really angry for a long time, so I am still quite angry. Glad to see it happen.

The only downside is that Ruan Xinhe likes to complain about my bad temper in front of all the friends who know about our relationship.

I don't bother to explain, as long as he is happy.

He washes the rice and cooks and steams the vegetables he brought yesterday in a pot over water. It may not take 10 minutes to do this. I just finished brushing my teeth and he walked back with his slippers on in the bathroom. He stood there for two seconds, shaking his head: "Who else in this world can stand you except me?"

I was washing my face with my head bowed, and said twice: "Yes, no one in this world can bear me except you."

He nodded and smiled with great satisfaction, walked back to the bed in his slippers, picked up his phone and started calling, "Why did you delete my game?"

I walked out of the bathroom and immediately turned around and went to the living room.

During the meal, this person pressed his mobile phone on the dining table: "If you delete it, I won't download it again?"

I nodded: "Yes, yes, you are amazing."

Because he really ordered takeaway when he was paralyzed in bed in the morning and it was not easy to return it, so our lunch this Saturday can be regarded as very rich.

Sometimes Ruan Xinhe would act like a rebellious child, blatantly confronting others. After I finished speaking, he picked up the fish in pickled cabbage fish with chopsticks while holding his mobile phone and seemed to keep doing it in front of me. Show me your face.

I can’t help but laugh, he was like this when he was in junior high school. Their family was the first one to buy computers in our area. I still remember that the brand of the desktop computer was called Great Wall. Now I don’t know if that brand has withdrawn from the computer market.

Ruan Xinhe's mother would allow him to play on the computer for two hours on weekends. At that time, the parents' so-called letting the computer play was nothing more than practicing typing with typing software. It was a boring thing, but Ruan Xinhe had a rebellious heart. Come up, his mother won't let him touch the computer, so he will touch it.

The first time I entered an Internet cafe in my life, Ruan Xinhe took me in, and the first online game in my life was also brought by Ruan Xinhe.

It was around 2005. Ruan Xinhe took me to a fun place in the afternoon when I was playing marbles with my friends.

At that time, my relationship with Ruan Xinhe was barely breaking the ice. After all, I had already entered junior high school, and I felt that I was still a little more mature than elementary school, and I felt that I should no longer play with elementary school students when I was grown up, so I was not accepted. How to resist being dragged to the Internet cafe by him.

The road was long and difficult, and I still don't know how Ruan Xinhe found the location of the Internet cafe.

It was a mess when you went in. People from all walks of life sat there. At that time, the real-name system had not been implemented in Internet cafes. As long as you brought money, the owner of the Internet cafe would always let you go online. The purpose of opening the shop was to make money.

Of course, at that time, fifty cents was enough to sit in an Internet cafe for an hour.

In fact, I have never had the problem of game addiction. I just play casually to pass the boring time.

Ruan Xinhe is different. When he falls in love with something, he is so crazy that he can't stop dying.

He was caught by his mother to go to the Internet cafe to play games and his legs would be broken when he returned home. He continued to run to the Internet cafe with his body and mind.

During that time, all the parents in our old courtyard were terrified. Almost every parent would ask if they had gone to an Internet cafe with Ruan Xinhe when they saw their children. Of course, my mother was no exception.

When my mother asked me, I immediately nodded and said that I was indeed going. At that time, my mother was probably shocked by my righteous tone and said for a while: "Then don't go next time." She didn't clean up me either.

Ruan Xinhe's side was not so good, when he became crazy, his mother made him kneel at the door of the house, kneeling and kneeling, his mother would start to kneel down and hug him and cry, feeling like he was about to die with him.

It wasn't until the time when he was about to graduate from high school in early 2007 that his situation improved slightly. Throughout high school, he didn't go to Internet cafes to play games as often as I did. I wondered at the time that he was finally persuaded by his mother to change his ways.

I was not told the truth until the afternoon when the school organized a general cleaning before May 2010st Labor Day at the end of April 4.

Ruan Xinhe said that because he found something that he likes more than games.

Of course, if you are interested in the context, you should know what he is talking about.

Boys and girls in adolescence will always fall in love with someone without any reason, it seems that the whole world is announcing to you at a certain moment when you see him-you want to fall in love with him, you want to fall in love with him.

But it was very depressing, especially in the atmosphere we were studying at that time, puppy love was not allowed and would be called a parent.

The crazy thing about Ruan Xinhe is that he is somewhat rebellious, and once he likes something, he must like it until he doesn't like it.

Don't ask me why I know so clearly. I have known Ruan Xinhe for nearly 30 years. From friend to lover, I must know more about what kind of person he is than his parents.

He stood on the ground and looked up to me one afternoon before my college entrance examination, when he stood on the table and cleaned the window, and said to me: "I feel like I like someone."

I replied without looking at him: "Who, go and confess."

"I don't know if he likes me or not," he said.

I said, "Who the hell, you want me to help you confess your love?"

"..."

He didn't speak for a long time, and when I looked down at him, he was staring at me with his head up.

I said, "You really want me to confess your love for you, you idiot."

Then I watched this man's eyes turn red, he threw the rag in his hand into the bucket, and slipped away through the back door with his head down.

I stood on the spot and wondered for a while, I said that I had some very cowardly elements in my bones, but in fact, I had absolutely guessed what he meant at that time, and I even lied to myself.

After cleaning the window for a while, I suddenly felt strange, so I jumped off the table to look for him.

Finally, he was found near the school bicycle parking shed. There was a garbage storage place nearby.

I walked over and fed it twice: "What's wrong with you, are you lazy in cleaning on purpose?"

Ruan Xinhe looked up at me, his eyes were red and I knew he was really crying.

Then I can't talk anymore, I've never been good at dealing with embarrassment, so I faltered twice: "Isn't it just that I like people, why cry?"

Ruan Xinhe stared at me and asked, "Who do I like?"

I said, "How the hell do I know?"

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard Ruan Xinhe utter a word very firmly: "You."

"..." He knew that I was good at avoiding my personality flaws, and then he directly stabbed my heart with a cloud piercing arrow.

He squatted there and said, "What do you mean by pretending to be crazy with me? You don't know that I like you?"

"..." I don't like others to question me so forcefully, and of course I really don't know how I should answer such questions.

Then Ruan Xinhe softened, he looked up at me, blinked his eyes and said, "Dou Cheng, do you really not like me?"

I said, "I'm a man, don't you like women?"

He shook his head: "No, no, no, I like men if you are a man, I like women if you are a woman, and I like pigs if you are a pig."

It was a serious matter, but I was amused by him: "What's wrong, you are the pig."

He sniffed twice: "Then I'm a pig, do you just like me?"

"..." Who wants to like pigs!

"If you don't like me, I will climb to the top floor and jump down to commit suicide right now."

I said: "You are sick, go back and clean up, don't be lazy."

He pursed his mouth and stretched out his hand towards me: "My leg is numb."

I stretched out my hand to pull him up, and he took two limping steps, lowered his head and whispered, "I'm not going to jump off the building?"

I said, "Are you sick?"

He said, "Then you like me."

"..." I replied with one word at the time, and I said, "Oh."

And it was very ridiculous, I told myself in my mind, because the college entrance examination is about to come, in order not to affect Ruan Xinhe's grades, I should agree.

Yes, very ridiculous.

Later, when the two quarreled for the first time and were about to break up, I thought it was because my grandmother took me and my cousin Zhang Han at the same time when I was young. I don’t know if it was because my cousin’s parents were not around for a long time. The reason is that my grandma likes my cousin a little bit, and loves my cousin a little bit.

This may lead to the majority of my character being always passive, passively accepting many things that should or should not be accepted.

Only by passively accepting Ruan Xinhe can he become an indispensable part of life.