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Thursday, August 2018, 9

On Thursdays, my whole body will become extremely relaxed, and I think that the Mid-Autumn Festival will be able to rest for three days on the weekend, and I am even more happy. When I get home from get off work, I sent Ruan Xinhe a WeChat message saying that I will go to your mother to pick you up after work. .

After a few minutes, he messaged me back and said, "Fuck, three hands landed in a box, why do idiot teammates jump to the military base every day?"

He has been obsessed with mobile games lately, he sent out ten messages and thinks about two of them can be answered. I thought he was playing games and I didn’t bother him at all. I touched the computer and rubbed two handfuls of Hearthstone by myself, and was completely beaten by dirty routines. Without the power to fight back, I can only abuse Ruan Xinhe.

While queuing up, I touched my phone to check Moments, and liked Zeng Yuwei’s newly posted photo of his son. I found out that a classmate who was still playing well in high school was watching a concert, and posted a small video.

It seems that I haven't had much contact with this person since I graduated from high school. When I was divided into classes in arts and sciences in the second semester of my freshman year, he chose essays and I chose theory.

I sent him a message asking, "Where are you now?"

He immediately replied to me: "We haven't seen each other for a long time!"

I said, "Yes, do you have time to make an appointment during the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

He haha ​​said that he was in his hometown and he could make an appointment.

Ruan Xinhe has always been in the same class as me since he was in high school, because he was a little skinny but still within the tolerable range, and most teachers liked him very much. There is a lot of bragging.

During the sports meeting, the teacher gave him the task of being the deputy squad leader to organize the registration for the student sports meeting. At that time, Chen Rui, who was live broadcasting the small video of the concert in this circle of friends, was my deskmate, and Ruan Xinhe chatted with a few girls with a smile. He sat astride the empty seat in front of me, still holding the registration form and pen in his hand, pointing with his head down.

"Dou Cheng, Dou Cheng, Dou Cheng, I found it." He gestured for a long time and looked up at me, "What project do you want to participate in?"

I want to say that I am not participating in the project, my plan is to go to the Internet cafe to play Fantasy Westward Journey during the sports meeting.

Ruan Xinhe laughed to himself: "Shot put...?" He laughed while talking, "Cheerleader, what the hell, Changrong hired you as the cheerleader captain."

I said, "Ruan Xinhe, get lost."

He creaked and laughed for a long time like taking some medicine that could make him laugh non-stop. Chen Rui didn't know if his brain had twitched, and he suddenly leaned over and said, "May I report for 5000 meters?"

Ruan Xinhe glanced at him first, fearing that this person would change his mind, he immediately bowed his head and drew him a stroke, and then looked at me: "Why don't you have any sense of collective honor, what project do you want to apply for?"

At that time, I felt that Ruan Xinhe's grandson was holding a chicken feather as an arrow, and he really regarded himself as the squad leader: "I won't go home with you at night, I have something to do."

He asked, "What can you do?"

I said, "I'm going to get married."

I was playing Fantasy Westward Journey at the time, and there were tasks and bonuses for marrying a female account. I agreed with a female account to get married at 6:[-] pm that day.

At that time, Ruan Xinhe glanced at me and clicked his tongue twice, stood up in front of me and called me "stupid".

He has always thought that my wife in the game is a shemale, the kind who specializes in cheating money. I also secretly showed him the photo that the female account sent me, which was pretty good-looking in terms of aesthetics at the time.

As a result, I participated in the first and only 5000-meter long-distance race in my life that year.

When I heard the teacher read my name, I thought I was hallucinating. I stood up and confirmed with the teacher that I didn’t sign up at all. The teacher said that I had already registered for school, so you should treat it as exercise.

When the teacher left with the things, I rushed to Ruan Xinhe almost immediately: "Ruan Xinhe, are you sick?!"

"Just take it as exercise." He was still there laughing.

Originally, people's memory has never been so perfect. About the sports meeting, I only vaguely remembered it after chatting with Chen Rui. My friendship with him was basically in the self-study class every night a week before the sports meeting in the first year of high school. He started to organize a group to go to the school football field to run laps, and then thought of Ruan Xinhe, a cheater.

When I made an appointment with Chen Rui, who was at the concert site, to meet at the Mid-Autumn Festival, after Hearthstone blew up twice, I was free to look through my QQ space that had been abandoned for a long time, because I didn’t write a lot, and I probably deleted a lot Few, it’s very easy to turn to the day I sent a status on October 2007, 10-Ruan Xinhe is such a big idiot, he even claimed the school’s 11 meters for me on his own initiative.

Now I can still see the gloating laughs below.

Ruan Xinhe, who was in his teens, was still saying below—exercise your body, I feel that you are quite weak.

I immediately sent this screenshot to Ruan Xinhe.

A few minutes later, he sent me a message: "I can't eat chicken anymore, and I'm afraid I won't be able to eat chicken in this life."

I thought this guy was playing games and didn't even look at what I sent him. I closed the space, continued to grind Hearthstone, and sent a message to scold him while queuing: "You eat a few."

Ruan Xinhe returned an ellipsis to me, and then said: "I'm already at my mother's place, and you still give me a yellow accent?" followed by a shy expression.

I sent him a rolling letter and started drawing cards.

In a few seconds, I probably opened it and saw a screenshot he sent me, and sent another message: "When did you scold me? Who is it?"

I glanced over and didn't have time to look back.

After 1 minute, he made a voice call, I clicked to accept, and pressed the loudspeaker: "What's the matter?"

"Didn't I just play a game and ignore you? Why are you so clingy and vengeful? Why didn't you reply to my message for so long?"

"..." Ruan Xinhe really had a lot of drama sometimes. In my game, my opponent was crazily drawing my hand. I was beaten so badly that I couldn't hold back my curse.

"Are you playing Hearthstone?" Ruan Xinhe asked.

"Yeah." I replied, and just after I finished speaking, the sound effect of my pastor's explosion came from the stereo.

Ruan Xinhe laughed twice: "I'll take my mother's tablet to download one later, wait for me."

"You are too skilled, who will play with you?"

The voice over there was suddenly far away and near: "If you don't play with me and play with others, will you be beaten by others?"

"..." I touched a cigarette from the drawer, "Do you remember my high school classmate Chen Rui? I chatted with him on WeChat today about a Mid-Autumn Festival appointment."

The voice over there was approaching: "Who is Chen Rui?" I heard the sound of the bed being pressed down.

I was puzzled: "Why don't you just play games when you stay at your mother's house every day and let your mother serve you?"

He said twice: "My mother won't let me work, who is Chen Rui?"

I said, "I was at the same table in the first year of high school."

He said twice, "I still don't remember much."

I said: "During the sports meeting in the first year of high school, he and I were the only boys in our class who signed up for the 5000-meter long-distance race."

Ruan Xinhe chuckled over there: "Is the screenshot of you calling me an idiot from that time?"

I put out the cigarette: "Is it ready?"

The other side said: "No, my mother's internet speed is relatively slow."

I was ready to start another round by myself, and the other side said: "How come you only remember that you ran 5000 meters in the sports meeting, but you don't remember that my mother followed you and ran 5000 meters at the track!"

I fired up the next game, was queuing up, and kind of wanted to laugh.

How could I not remember this incident, I was almost paralyzed after running 5000 meters, my heart was beating like a drum in my chest, every time I took a breath, I felt like there was a knife in the air going into my lungs drill.

Because I was advised not to sit down and rest on the spot after a long-distance run, I wandered around the football field for more than ten, twenty, 10 minutes alone, until the morning game was completely over, and the aunt who picked up the bottle dragged a bag on the plastic Picking up empty bottles on the field, and a few classmates who hadn’t left were sitting and playing poker. Ruan Xinhe walked up behind me and poked his chin directly on my shoulder: "It turns out that running 5000 meters is so painful."

I glanced at him: "Are you running with me?"

He looked at me and wailed, "My feet are weak."

I pushed him: "Go home and eat."

Pushed by me, he took two steps, turned his head to look at me: "Then are you still angry with me?"

You know, in this world, when it comes to liking someone, there is always a certain point, for example, he looks the way you like, he can make you happy when he talks, his personality and temper are just right for you, and his clothes that day I picked up the coat you saw when you were shopping and you said that if you had a boyfriend, you would definitely buy it for him.

Like the sword that Fairy Zixia was simply pulled out by Supreme Treasure, maybe no one else will pay attention to his shining point except you.

Like Ruan Xinhe's smiling face in a sparse and ordinary autumn sun.

The world started shaking for a bit, then went quiet indefinitely, and as a teenager I didn't quite know what it was, or if I knew it, it wouldn't have mattered.

There are some very cowardly elements in me, and those elements make me look like I don't care about myself.

I attributed the shock to the sequelae of the 5000-meter long-distance race.