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Tuesday, December 2018, 9

Oh, today on September [-], the air defense alarm sounded about two or three times at ten o'clock in the morning. When I was smoking in the smoking room, I saw the sanitation lady downstairs pushing the garbage truck passing by. Because the company is close to the airport, the alarm sounded just now. When it was gone, I heard the roar of a plane flying over my head.

When I went to eat at the bottom of the building at noon, I received a photo of Ruan Xinhe’s lunch in his company’s cafeteria, with captions—do you envy me for eating these at noon today?

I put my phone in my pocket and ignored him.

My colleague Kang Wen Lao Liu finally found a vacant seat and sat down to eat. When I sat down, Lao Liu stretched out his hand and poked me to signal me to look aside. A girl who works at the bank next to me was sitting at the next table. She walked around in a beautiful dress every day. Back and forth, it rained heavily last Friday, and she hid under the eaves to watch the rain, and started to cry while watching.

Later, Lao Liu gossiped and told me that the girl's boyfriend who had been dating for seven or eight years cheated on her, and they just broke up recently.

He also suggested that I could take advantage of it. The sixth child is pretty good in everything else, but as a man, I really gossip, and no matter what I say, I will pour it out.

I responded perfunctorily, and after eating, I took out my mobile phone and checked the messages while waiting for them to finish eating.

The sixth child seems to be a bit weak. He is five or six years older than me. He has a daughter in elementary school at home.

As he spoke, he took the meal and sat down at the table next to him.

Ruan Xinhe sent another message: "I'm full, what did you have for lunch today?"

I said, "Get angry."

He sent two facial expressions: "Who is mad at you again?"

I said: "The sixth child let me take advantage of the girl who just lost love."

Ruan Xinhe replied to me immediately: "???"

I looked at the three question marks and was immediately amused. When I looked up, I saw that Kang Wen had finished eating and was wiping his mouth with a tissue. I asked him, "After eating, why don't you go back?"

Kang Wen glanced sideways at the sixth child who was still chatting happily with someone at the next table, and I laughed twice: "Let's go first, leave him alone."

When he collected the dinner plate and went upstairs, his phone vibrated, Ruan Xinhe said, "Let me mute his mouth."

I couldn't help but feel happy again.

When I went to work in the afternoon, Lao Liu sent me a WeChat business card, asking me to add other people as friends, but I pretended not to see it.

When I was about to get off work, Zeng Yuwei sent me a WeChat message saying that a son was born at 53:666, and the mother and child were safe. I touched my phone and sent him a "[-]" red envelope, congratulating him on becoming a father.

He probably was busy and didn't reply to my message, and he didn't receive the money after the transfer.

At 666 o'clock in the evening, I received a "[-]" and told me flatteredly: "Ruan Xinhe's grandson also sent me this number. You two have separated. In the future, you will send two red envelopes?"

I said, "Yes, separation."

He gave me a question mark back.

Ruan Xinhe went out for training last week, and no one knew what he ate. When he came back, he vomited and had diarrhea at night. I carried him to the hospital, hung up three bottles of water, and carried him home.

The next day, he took half a day off to sleep at home, and I got up at eight o'clock and had to go to work, and when I got home at night, he disappeared.

At that time, I thought he hadn’t got off work and didn’t think much about it. When it was eight o’clock, he sent me a WeChat message saying that he was going to stay at his mother’s house for two days. I checked his circle of friends and found out that he was also cheap to hang needles at night. Don't forget to post Moments, haven't blocked his mother yet.

His mother has always regarded her son as a treasure, and always felt that I would not take care of his son. Seeing that he was sick and went to the hospital, she probably took him home immediately and asked him to take good care of him.

I liked the circle of friends I posted, and then returned to his WeChat and said "oh".

There is nothing wrong with me telling Zeng Yuwei that we live apart and live separately.

Twenty or ten minutes before I turned on the computer to write a diary, Ruan Xinhe sent me a WeChat message, two words - damn.

I was thinking hard about what I did all day today, so I didn't bother to talk to him.

After a while he asked me, "Are you asleep?"

I replied "no".

He made a very cute facial expression with three beeps, and then said, "Honey, I miss you."

I said go away.

He immediately sent three pitiful expressions and said, "My husband, I miss you."

In the past, when Ruan Xinhe and I were at home every day, when we looked up and looked down, our basic state was that he was in the study and I was in the living room, and I was in the study and he was in the bedroom. Don't say disgusting Bara and say something boring.

Now he has lived in his mother's place for two days, and he has regained the ability to act like a baby.

When we were in different places in college, for me, the only skill Ruan Xinhe mastered was probably telling me that he missed me every day, no matter whether he really missed me or not.

I have never shown my emotions, and it is very difficult for me to express my emotions, because he tirelessly expresses them every day, which caused me to reply a sentence or two from time to time during that time, I miss you too.

Of course, this skill was basically completely forgotten by the two of us in the later stage of our relationship, especially for people like us who grew up in the same courtyard with bare buttocks. After a long time of reminiscing about the past, we both felt—

"It's pretty disgusting, isn't it?"

"Well, I get goosebumps thinking about it now."

I finally gave him the word "scroll".

This time, there was no reply after five or six minutes. I picked up the phone and checked it several times before I received a message from the other side saying: "Damn, I'm still here to check the post. I'm almost 6 years old and I'm not fast age!"

I couldn't help feeling happy, and joked: "You will always be a baby with your mother."

He replied to me: "Then you will always be a baby in front of me."

I felt a little nauseous, so I fucked up and said, "Go away."

He sent me two laughing emojis, and said again: "My mother is crazy. She feeds me this or that every day. She raises pigs?"

"If you gain more than five catties, don't come back to see me." I replied.

He said: "Then when will you come to pick me up and go home? I'll go and weigh it. If it doesn't work, I'll come back and weigh it."

"Won't you roll back with arms and legs?" I said.

He made a few puckered expressions, but I ignored him.

A minute later he sent again: "Zeng Yuwei just sent me a WeChat message asking me what's wrong with you."

I said oh.

He sent a question mark, and then asked me: "What's wrong with me?"

Zeng Yuwei, Ruan Xinhe, my cousin Zhang Han and I, we are four of the same age. We grew up in an old courtyard. When Zeng Yuwei was young, he secretly let me have a hydrogen gas that I begged my mother to buy me. I had a big fight with him, and now I still have the scar on my forehead that was scratched by the stone at that time.

When Ruan Xinhe was young, he was with Zeng Yuwei. When Zeng Yuwei beat me up, he held my arm beside me. I didn’t like to see Ruan Xinhe for a long time from elementary school until I entered junior high school. I even wrote on the wall "Ruan Xin X is a big shit" such curse words.

Because the word Crane is a bit difficult to write, I racked my brains at the time and couldn’t remember how to write this character, so I had to draw a big X. Later, the old wall was whitewashed with new paint, and the relationship between me and Ruan Xinhe improved somewhat. sign.

Later, I mentioned to Ruan Xinhe how he helped Zeng Yuwei beat me when he was a child. He would usually say ahh, and then pretend to have amnesia. I would lift my hair and show him the wound on my forehead, and he would frown. He told me with a serious face: "You remember wrongly, you accidentally bumped into it when you fell on the road."

Usually when he's serious about lying to me I want to hit him.

Ruan Xinhe sent me two question marks in a row, and I said, I'm fucking thinking of you helping Zeng Yuwei hold my hand and beat me when I was a child.

He replied with an ellipsis, and then said: "Then do you still remember when you were a child and insisted on grabbing a fruit knife from me, and finally cut my finger for a long time?"

After a few seconds, he said again: "The ground is stained red with blood."

Oh, I said, "I remember you rolling on the ground and crying."

When Ruan Xinhe was young, he was too afraid of pain. A small wound would roll on the ground until his whole body was covered in ashes. Every time he went with him for an injection, he was always the one who howled the loudest.

Ruan Xinhe returned an ellipsis, and then said: "Okay, I hurt you for someone else, and you hurt me too, forget it, forget it."

I said oh, and he started to ask me what Zeng Yuwei meant when I said that to him.

I said, "Because you sent him a red envelope, I also sent him one. He thinks we are separated."

"..." Ruan Xinhe replied, "Then I'll go and get it back."

"Stupid." I couldn't hold back and typed two words and sent them.

He said, "The grandson ignored me."

"It's only because of you that you are a ghost."

"Forget it."

I sent a message and asked him: "Do you still have diarrhea?"

Almost at the same time, he sent a message: "Scared me to death, I fucking thought you saw Zeng Yuwei's son, and you fucking wanted to have a son on a whim."

After reading it, I felt that my head was getting bigger, and I replied: "Is it you who can give birth or I who can give birth?"

At the same time, he also wrote back: "It's been a long time since I stopped."

I replied, "Then rest early, and I will pick you up from your mother in two days."

He said good night twice.

I said um.

good night.