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Monday, August 2018, 10

It was painful to go to work on the first day after the holiday. It was so painful that I wanted to slap the boss on the table in the next second, and then slapped the resignation letter on his face.

But the boss is innocent, and so is my salary.

I think it's all autumn's fault. Autumn makes human beings unmotivated.

Speaking of autumn, I remembered that Ruan Xinhe has a very bad habit. Everyone knows that the weather in autumn is dry. When you wake up, you feel that the water on your body has been sucked dry by something, so you should drink more water in autumn.

Ruan Xinhe doesn't like drinking water very much. He likes all flavored beverages, and he resolutely refuses to drink tasteless plain water. In a dehydrated state, when I touch his calf, I can feel a layer of skin that has come off due to dryness.

Pour water for him every day like a mother, let him drink, press him on the bed after he takes a bath, rub his body lotion on him, he still flops like a fish and thinks I'm nagging.

I feel like I'm wasting his time playing with his phone.

If it weren't for the fact that once the domestic violence and the two big men get together, the house might be demolished, I would definitely beat him up.

I can't beat him, and I can't listen to scolding. I feel that I can't do anything to him.

When I got home this evening, I drank two glasses of water in one go, and he kicked my slippers to my feet: "I don't wear shoes in such a cold day, I think you just want to use up your hind legs."

I put on the slippers he kicked at my feet, poured myself another glass of water, and didn't have time to deal with the 1 logical holes in his words.

He came to me and looked at me with his hands on the bar: "Did you eat a few catties of salt and drink so much water at your colleague's house?"

I was dragged by Lao Liu to his house for dinner tonight. After all, he has invited me many times, and I have also refused many times. It would be too much to refuse again. I really can't stand such an enthusiastic person.

Putting down the water glass, he offered Ruan Xinhe a glass of water and pushed him in front of him: "What did you have for dinner?"

I shrugged my nose: "Takeaway, who knew that you told me so late that you wouldn't go home for dinner, which caused me to drive halfway. I could just eat at work, and you don't need money for dinner."

I said, "Is there no food in the fridge? You're so lazy."

He looked at me: "Can you cook today, Monday, I won't!"

I gestured to him with my index finger, waved to the side and told him: "Go away and play, it's an eyesore."

I really think that Ruan Xinhe will die of laziness one day in the future. When I live with others, I always feel that I am the laziest one among them. I never thought that this life is really a mountain higher than a mountain. Ruan Xinhe has always been there Refresh my self-awareness.

At least I'm not the laziest one yet.

He stepped on his slippers and went to play, and I went to the kitchen to clean up the mess that we both slumped on the bed when we got home last night.

The things have been placed for a whole day, and the pot is a little white. I brushed the pot twice and felt a little angry. It is not worth getting angry about such a trivial matter after brushing and hanging up.

Changing into home clothes, while sitting in the living room watching TV, Ruan Xinhe sat cross-legged while playing mobile games, his body was crooked.

I changed a few channels and couldn't find any programs I wanted to watch. Seeing Ruan Xinhe's idiot/look addicted to games, I let out a hey, and he glanced at me in the midst of his busy schedule: "What are you doing?"

I said that if one day I don't live with you, will you be lazy at home?

He was playing with his mobile phone with his head down, looking very focused, and what I said seemed to enter his left ear and then exit through his right ear, and after wandering around the living room, he drilled through his right ear before reaching his brain: "What? ,Where are you going?"

I was angry: "I said I'm going to die!"

He shook his hand while playing with the mobile phone, and as soon as the mobile phone was stuffed into the crack of the sofa, people rushed over: "Fart your mother, if you can't speak human words, don't speak."

He bumped into me so that I almost dodged, hugged him and scolded him.

He frowned and looked at me: "I'm going to be angry if you say such things again."

I said you are a fart.

He said fuck/I want to live with you for the rest of my life, live for 100 years, live to be [-] years old, and I will hold you with dementia and introduce you to beautiful girls on the street.

Ruan Xinhe is always easy to tease me, really, I burst out laughing instantly, put my arms around his waist and said: "You are the only fucking dementia."

"But I won't forget you," he said.

"..."

I really don't mind that Ruan Xinhe is a little lazy.