Deinocrocodile

It was the first time for Mother Yu to see such a tall person.

"This girl... is taller than Yao Ming, right?"

"Mom, have you heard of gigantism?"

Tasia: "..." I haven't heard of it, but it's not a good thing when I hear it.

Mother Yu said, "Is it the opposite of dwarfism?"

Yu Tianfeng said: "Yes, gigantism can grow to more than two meters. This is the primitive tribe I helped in South America, and there are quite a lot of such diseases in that tribe."

Yu's mother held Tasia's hand distressedly: "My child, I have suffered."

Mother Yu looked at the two female dolls, one big and one small, and asked, "This is..."

Yu Tianfeng said: "Those are all her children."

Mother Yu lifted Xiaolu's hair, "Why are they all green?"

Yu Tianfeng said: "It's their tribe's custom. Hair has to be dyed green. Isn't that a camouflage in the rainforest? It's the same as camouflage uniforms."

Yu's mother nodded repeatedly: "Oh!" Then she leaned into Yu Tianfeng's ear and whispered: "Fortunately, they are all little girls. It would be a bit miserable if they were boys."

Yu Tianfeng wiped his sweat secretly: "Mom, now many men also dye their hair green..."

Yu's mother groaned and said, "Then it will be green sooner or later!"

There were three more people in the family, and the house suddenly seemed small, and it was impossible for Yu Tianfeng to live with his parents forever, so he had to raise money to buy a house as soon as possible.Tasia and Yu Tianfeng are now squeezed into the same room, and Yu Tianfeng packed up the small guest room for Xiaolu and Feicui to live in.While watching TV at night, Yu Tianfeng told Tasia about the idea of ​​buying a house, and Tasia said, "Okay, I'll go to work to make money too."

Yu Tianfeng hugged the pillow and thought for a while, then asked her: "But, what can you do?"

Tasia said: "You can do anything, you can also move goods, and those...construction sites, the ones that build houses~"

Yu Tianfeng fell down worriedly: "But you don't have an ID card, a household registration, and a degree. Who would dare to accept you?"

"Uh......"

Yu Tianfeng pinched his eyebrows: "Xiaolu and Feicui don't have either. Also, it's time for them to go to school, so they have to find a way to register."

Tasia scratched her head, and suddenly thought of a good idea, and said, "I can go to the zoo to work."

"But even if it's a zoo, you can't do without an ID card."

Tasia blinked: "The crocodile doesn't need an ID card."

"Uh."

There used to be a joke that pandas are all played by humans. They work in the zoo and get off work when the park is closed. This was originally just a joke, but now Tasia is really playing the role of a crocodile in the zoo.

Yu Tianfeng contacted the director of the zoo who intends to invite her to be the chief, saying that she has trained a very obedient big crocodile and will take it to perform in their circus, but she will take this crocodile home every day, and the commission is not enough. to her.The director didn't want to make any money from it, and thought it was fun, so he readily agreed. Later, he didn't expect that the crocodile was really smart, and it soon became the circus' sign, attracting a lot of business.

Tasia gradually got used to the attention and applause, let alone enjoying it.There are also some old horses in the circus. Tasia heard something about animal actors from them. I heard that the rarer the animal, the higher the performance fee.Tasia asked, "Is the dragon's appearance fee high?" A group of old horses squinted and thought, the IQ of reptiles just can't keep up with breastfeeding. Yes, how can it be?

Tasia thought about it so much, she went home and told her daughter-in-law

Yu Tianfeng stroked his chin and pondered: "Well, although it's a bit wild, it's still a way, and the money comes quickly."

Tasia nodded hurriedly, "Really? I'm so smart, hehe."

Yu Tianfeng said: "Well, let me tell my friends who are now engaged in special effects to see if there are any films that can use fantasy creatures. Let me say that you are a high-tech simulation machine and use it for rent."

"How much can you earn?"

Yu Tianfeng clicked his tongue: "I think the special effects props in Hollywood are very expensive, but we can't charge such a high amount for fear of being investigated."

Tasia said, "It's all up to you."

Yu Tianfeng said: "But tens of thousands of yuan can still be collected, and we can buy a small house if you perform a few more times."

Tasia asked: "Then I want a house with a swimming pool to bask in the sun?"

"That's at least tens of millions. It's too expensive. How about I take you to the lakeside in the forest park to bask in the sun on weekends?"

Although a little aggrieved, Tasia still agreed: "Okay."

Tasia has started to learn how to use a computer. She can use the computer to watch TV, refresh texts, go shopping on Taobao, and play games.One day, Tasia saw the push of celebrity weddings on the homepage of the news, and suddenly asked Yu Tianfeng: "Honey, when shall we go to get the certificate?" Yu Tianfeng said, "What certificate do you want to get?" Serious face: "Marriage certificate."

Yu Tianfeng sat beside her and said seriously: "Have you seen the men all over the street?"

Tasia nodded heavily: "Well, those boobless Gigi monsters!"

Yu Tianfeng said: "In our country, women can fall in love, get married, and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate only when they are with Jiji. Now, do you understand what a woman is?"

"Understood, we are women. But why women can only marry Jiji Monster? In the Kingdom of the Holy Spirit, both the Holy Spirit and the Holy Spirit can be together. Now everyone in the Kingdom of the Beast Spirit can be together regardless of race or animal intelligence."

Yu Tianfeng had a headache, and said: "Because... because in the cognition of this world, only two kinds of people who can have children are qualified to marry in love. It was not recognized in some relatively developed countries until nearly a hundred years ago. same-sex marriages, but not in this country."

Tasia blinked: "Then when will this country be ready?"

Yu Tianfeng hesitated for a long time, but really couldn't think of when it would be possible.So she said, "Probably... 1 years."

Tasia drooped her head, depressed all day long, and said, "But you and I have children. We can take our children to the Civil Affairs Bureau and tell them that we can have children and get a certificate."

Yu Tianfeng quickly dispelled her idea: "My God, don't say such things outside, you will be investigated, and our family of four will be sent to the research institute for experiments."

"I don't understand the world, they're weird, I don't understand," Tasia said.

"That's right, the concept of love and marriage in this world is very strange, Tasia, we don't care about them. Well, it's just a marriage certificate, we can do it ourselves."

So when Yu Tianfeng was buying pencil cases and notebooks for Xiaolu and Feicui, he bought a pack of red cardboard by the way, cut the cardboard at home, made two small certificates, wrote the marriage certificate, and pasted her With Tasia's photo, Tasia finally got her dream marriage certificate, and she was overjoyed.Tasia clipped the marriage certificate in her favorite book "5000 Years of China".

One day, when Yu's mother was cleaning, she accidentally dropped the book on the top floor when she was tidying up Yu Tianfeng's bookcase, and the two "marriage certificates" caught in the book fell out.Mother Yu picked it up to watch, her eyes widened, and she called out to the boss who was listening to the play in the living room: "Old Yu! It's amazing! Come and see it! Old Yu!"

The author has something to say: Diamond: Why haven't I seen Tasia recently?

Yiwen: Uh, maybe you have time-traveled!