Deinocrocodile

Tasia frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple, and she cried out that it was not good, and when her back hurt, she immediately realized it was too late!

Yu Tianfeng stomped on her hard, turned and walked into the cave: "Who is her sister-in-law?"

Doris covered her mouth and smiled sinisterly, oh~ oh~ oh~ Tasia was sweating coldly, and that kind smile appeared again!

Patricia ran over in surprise: "Sister, why did you find another sister-in-law?"

Doris turned her head and walked to the side, sat down to choose herbs: "Who is her sister-in-law?" As she spoke, she stuck out her long monitor lizard tongue. Tasia's hand: "Sister, you... so you... eat both." Tasia fried the crocodile skin and kicked her down the hill: "Double eat your head !" Run down and eat Haibian: "See if I don't kill you!"

After a while of fighting and wailing, Tasia dragged Patricia back to the cave.

With a chicken coop and purple eye circles on her head, Patricia kowtowed: "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry! I was wrong!"

Yu Tianfeng choked for a moment, she was just joking with Tasia, she didn't expect that guy to beat Patricia so badly... My dear, Yu Tianfeng gasped, this guy , Will there be domestic violence tendencies?

Patricia turned around and bowed deeply to Doris: "Dr. Tao, I'm sorry! I was wrong!"

"Hey." Doris stuck out her long forked tongue and smiled at Patricia: "What is double eating?" Oh?Seems like you have a problem with orcs liking orcs?how?Do you think people are Homo sapiens because they look cute?explain!Do you think I'm short? !

Patricia stiffened: Wow!Appeared!That terrifying smile just now!

Doris grinned, her blood-red eyes revealed in the shadow of messy white hair: "I like you~"

Patricia: 0w0 |||← shudder

Yu Tianfeng also trembled, Tao Ruisi's mental attack had been cultivated to a certain level.Yu Tianfeng hurriedly smoothed things over: "Okay, ok, the misunderstanding is resolved. We are short on time, so hurry up and talk about business."

Doris sat back on the spot, drank her milk and mushroom soup leisurely, and sighed comfortably: "Ah..."

Patricia breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Sister told me to come over when I have time, and I said I would be free in the afternoon, so I came." Looking at Yu Tianfeng: "Sister-in-law, what do you want me to do?"

Yu Tianfeng said: "Xiao Xia, look, I have been following your sister for a while."

"Ah."

"I don't know much about her family yet."

Patricia thought of Tasia's situation from childhood to adulthood, and her mood sank: "Yes, sister-in-law, it should be. Speaking of it, my mother and mother have to bear all the responsibilities, but I really love my sister. , I told her a long time ago that my mother's body is getting worse day by day... Well, sooner or later. Without my mother, my mother will be speechless. I won't listen to her, and only sister If you want, I will hand over the tribe to Auntie."

Tasia frowned: "You should take care of the mission entrusted to you by the patriarch. You are the young patriarch. Don't think about pushing the livelihood of so many people to me all day long."

"Sister-"

Yu Tianfeng clicked his tongue and asked, "The patriarch is not in good health?"

Patricia was pulled over by her words: "Huh? Oh, yes, there was something wrong with me when I was a child, and it has become more and more serious in recent years."

"What's wrong?"

Patricia was a little puzzled, why did she feel that her sister-in-law was so interested in Aunt's illness?

Yu Tianfeng saw her expression, smiled, and pulled Tao Ruisi: "Isn't Doctor Tao here? Anyway, the patriarch is also Tasia's biological mother. We care about her. Doctor Tao is very skilled. Tell me what's wrong with the patriarch, she can help."

"Oh," Patricia thanked, "Yes, yes, thank you so much."

Doris sat down, faced Patricia, and grinned: "Please tell me about the illness of the noble chief, Ke~ke~" I heard that you have an opinion on the relationship between beasts and beasts?Section ~ Section ~

Patricia backed away silently.

Yu Tianfeng pressed Tao Ruisi's hat: "Tao Ruisi, stop messing around."

Patricia cast a moving look at Yu Tianfeng: Sister-in-law! ! !

Yu Tianfeng continued: "We'll play later." I heard that you want to have a second sister-in-law?Section ~ Section ~

Patricia's "sister-in-law light" went out immediately, and she suddenly felt gloomy.

Tasia suddenly sympathized with her sister and patted her on the back pityingly.

Patricia suddenly felt aggrieved and rubbed her bag depressingly.

The topic begins.

"My mother doesn't seem to have a big problem, but she gets tired easily and can't do heavy work. My mother stopped hunting not long after I was born."

Yu Tianfeng said: "There is a wide range of causes for being easily fatigued, such as kidney deficiency." As she spoke, she imitated a man in a well-known advertisement and made a ecstatic waist support posture: "Ah~ It seems that the body has been hollowed out~"

......

The lizard crocodile was silent.

Yu Tianfeng coughed twice: "Ahem, continue!"

Everyone lowered their heads and sorted out their thoughts, and continued...

Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp...

After the discussion, Doris retained Patricia and wanted to continue the mental unilateral retaliation, but Patricia fled as if flying away.

Tasia was also with her.

Patricia rubbed the bag on top of her head, thinking to herself: Orcs are so scary, what did I say wrong, why are they pushing me away?

Tasia scratched her head preoccupied, thinking: Homo sapiens is terrible, in various senses, why do orcs... ah~ as if their bodies were hollowed out after sleeping together a few more times?Uh, Berland's "Ah~" is terrible too...

"Sister."

"Patricia."

You look at me, I look at you.

"You speak first."

"You said."

I look at you, you look at me.

"Is Dr. Tao very angry with me because I regard Dr. Tao as Homo sapiens?"

"Why do orcs get tired easily after sleeping with Homo sapiens?"

......

It is impossible to know what Doris thinks, but Patricia can barely answer Tasia's question.

"Sister." Patricia leaned on a cross-bar, licking fruit while crossing her legs, "You did something wrong to my sister-in-law last night, she was holding her waist and screaming just now in the cave," shoulder bumped Tasia For a moment: "Aren't you being too inconsiderate to my sister-in-law, you are not gentle."

Tasia was stunned by what she said: "Why am I not gentle? I covered her with a quilt and let her pillow her arm, and I didn't disturb her at all."

Patricia was stunned, holding the fruit in her hand: "That's it?"

"that's it."

Patricia sat up straight, shocked: "It's over?"

"It's over."

Patricia snorted and covered her mouth: "Sister, how did you go through the ceremony?"

Tasia shyly twisted the grass roots: "Then what, Bolan agreed to me. I haven't been married yet. Besides, I don't even have a decent tent now. How dare I propose a companionship ceremony to her."

"puff."

Tasia elbowed her: "Laughing fart."

Patricia's eyes slanted, and she rubbed her eyes: "Sister, if, I said if, tomorrow is the ceremony of companionship, what should you do?"

"I..." Tasia thought for a while, and said, "Catch a lot of delicious food for Bolan, peel the animal skins to make a new animal skin skirt for Bolan, and then take her to see the beautiful flowers, Let's watch the stars together at night."

Patricia opened her eyes and looked forward to the follow-up: "And then?"

Tasia replied naturally: "Sleep."

"How to sleep?"

"Lie down and sleep, are you confused? How about standing? Are you a real horse?"

"Sister, don't you do anything else before you lie down and close your eyes?"

Tasia was at a loss: "What?"

"puff."

Three seconds later, Patricia exploded: "Pfft ha ha ha ha."

For some reason, Tasia felt that it was embarrassing to hear this laughter, and wrapped her arms around her neck: "Laugh again! Laugh again and blow you away!"

"Hahahahaha." Patricia's abdomen was in severe pain, and tears came out, "Hahahaha, I said, sister, do you know what those Shuangmiao pills that sister-in-law sells are used for?"

Tasia said, "Helping Homo sapiens give birth to babies."

Patricia choked with a smile, and it took a while to calm down, and asked, "Sister, do you know how to have a baby with Zhi Zhi?"

Tasia's face turned suspiciously red, she turned her head away: "I don't know."

Patricia sighed, it's no wonder that Tasia lived alone since she was a child, and her clan ignored her. Aunt Xuefu passed away early, and no one taught her these basic knowledge of animal intelligence.

"how?"

Patricia told her in a low voice: "Sister, according to the convention, orcs and Homo sapiens have to give birth to cubs at the ceremony."

Tasia studied hard: "What should I do?"

Patricia thought for a while, and whispered a few words in her ear, Tasia's face suddenly turned red, and even her neck and ears burned: "This, how can this... will It hurts."

"So you have to practice in advance!"

"How to practice?"

Patricia rubbed her chin: "Is there any tangerine, your favorite one."

Tasia found one and came out: "What do you want it for?"

Patricia peeled off the orange peel, and gently opened the fruit petals, revealing a small hole in the middle. She put the undivided tangerine on Tasia's middle finger, twitched twice, and smiled: "Practice more and you will get better." alright."

Tasia slowly raised her hand, looking at her favorite tangerine...

Tangerine, ah.

Tasia sent her sister back to the tribe: "Patricia, have you remembered everything your sister-in-law told you?"

"Remember it." Patricia was suspicious, "But is Grandma really atrophied? It doesn't look like it. She can walk and carry things."

"Doris is so sure, then she can't be wrong."

"Okay, I'll go back and give her the medicine prescribed by Doctor Tao."

The two walked outside the tribal fence, and Tasia instructed: "Also, most importantly, remember to put the red stone that Doris gave you under your mother's animal skin blanket, and if you find anything unusual about her, Let me know in time."

"Understood, don't worry, goodbye, remember your tangerine, practice!"

Tasia stayed where she was, her cheeks flushed.

Tangerine, ah.

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