The Marshals Want to Get Divorced
Chapter 71
The hungry ghost was still doing this and that, Xie Jianwei felt his heart itch, and it was very difficult to pretend not to itch.
Xie Jianwei felt that he couldn't be allowed to mess around to the end. In fact, his frame of character this time was not big, and there was room for many things to change, but the main premise was that he was an ordinary person. Got to be mad too.
So Xie Jianwei blushed (this is not necessary to act), angrily said: "Stop!"
Lu Li said, "Aren't you afraid?"
Xie Jianwei said harshly: "What is there to be afraid of, so what if you are a ghost? I will become a ghost if I hit my head to death!"
"That's not necessarily true. Anyone who wants to be a ghost can be one."
Xie Jianwei said: "Then I will crash to death too, so as not to be humiliated like this!"
"Still a hothead."
Xie Jianwei was "so angry" that his face was red: "I hear your voice is a man, and I am also a man, you...you..."
Lu Li: "What about men? I just like you when I look at you. You look so good-looking."
Xie Jianwei was caught off guard by being sweetened by him, but he had to pretend to be dissatisfied: "Can you just touch it if you think it looks good? No one would dare to like you!"
Lu Li patted his chest: "The mouth is really sharp."
Xie Jian's waist softened slightly, and he really wanted to obey: "Don't be like this..."
Seeing that he was really about to cry, Lu Li felt his heart ache again. He finally stopped teasing him and took his hand away, but Xie Jianwei felt strangely disappointed again.
Lu Li said suddenly, "Are you disappointed?"
Xie Jianwei ignored him, and started to put on his clothes in a huff, his movements were urgent.
Look at him like this, where does he feel lost?It was a "narrow escape" at all, and his face was full of rejoicing.
Lu Li felt like his head was twitching too. He didn't know who he was, and he couldn't see him. He would probably be mad at being treated like this by a stranger, let alone a stranger.
Thinking of this, Lu Li wasn't annoyed, instead he asked cheerfully, "White Tofu, what's your name?"
White tofu peat!
Xie Jianwei didn't hear it.
Lu Li said badly, "If you don't tell me, I'm going to take your clothes off again."
Xie Jian angrily reported his family name.
Lu Li clicked his tongue: "You are a good-looking person, and your name is nice, you are such a baby."
Xie Jianwei's heart trembled at his voice, his voice was so good, and such frivolous words sounded so nice!
Seeing that his cheeks were slightly red, Lu Li thought he was angry again: "I'm just complimenting you."
"Who uses you to boast."
Lu Li thought for a while and asked him, "Are you a straight man?"
Xie Jianwei thought about that part of his memory, and realized that he was really not a straight man... He frowned and said, "So what? Could it be that GAY can be fooled like this."
Lu Li cleared his throat and said, "I'm pretty handsome."
Xie Jianwei said in his heart, he's not handsome, he's totally handsome, but he said in a vicious voice, "Aren't you a ghost?"
Lu Li said, "Yes."
Xie Jianwei said: "Aren't ghosts missing noses, eyes, bloody flesh, and hanging out their intestines?"
Lu Li was silent: "...there is such a ghost."
Xie Jianwei said: "If this is handsome, then your ghost's aesthetics may be different from that of humans."
His angry words made Lu Li amused, he smiled softly, just hearing the sound made Su Ren's face smile, Xie Jianwei thought about his expression at the moment, and just wanted to hug him and kiss him.
Lu Li said, "You're so interesting."
Xie Jianwei had already put on his clothes, opened the bathroom door and walked out of the room.
Lu Li should have come out after him. He looked around and sighed, "Your family is quite poor."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li said again: "Although he is poor, he has good Fengshui."
Xie Jian Weiqi: "Do you still know Feng Shui?"
Lu Li said, "Can I, a ghost, watch this?"
Xie Jianwei had never heard of ghosts reading Feng Shui!
Lu Li played tricks again and said, "I said that your family's Feng Shui is good, not dead Feng Shui, but living Feng Shui. Live Feng Shui is about the luck of a family. Your parents have a good relationship and love you very much. The family is united and loves each other. Living Fengshui is naturally good, living Fengshui is enough to make up for dead Fengshui, so, I said that your Fengshui is good."
Xie Jianwei never thought that one day he would be fooled by Lu Dali.
Seeing that he was silent, Da Li forcefully explained again: "Look, it's your family's good feng shui that attracts such a good ghost as me."
Xie Jian was silent for a while: "Didn't you say that you are a ghost who came to take my life?"
Lu Li: "...Well..."
Xie Jian snorted coldly: "You are neither a fierce ghost nor a good ghost, you are simply a nonsense pervert!"
Lu Li rubbed his nose and said with a sullen smile, "My name is really long."
Xie Jianwei ignored him.
Lu Li said to himself again: "Lu Li."
Xie Jian Weizhuang did not hear.
Lu Li followed behind him: "My name is Lu Li."
"Who cares what your name is?" Xie Jianwei entered the kitchen and closed the door with a bang.
Lu Li groaned, "Take it easy."
Actually shut him out? ?Xie Jianwei couldn't help laughing out loud in the room, making you invisible, making you invisible, you deserve to be locked out!
Speaking of which... ghosts can still be locked by doors?
Lu Li rubbed his forehead and said, "You little rascal, I turned into a half-body to touch you with good intentions, but you slapped me with the door."
Xie Jianwei couldn't understand: "Semi-entity?"
"If you didn't have an entity, how could you be touched so well just now?"
Xie Jianwei: "I'm not happy!"
Lu Li said, "Well, I'm not happy, next time I will definitely touch you up."
"Who will have a next time with you!"
"No, no, why are your ears red?"
Xie Jianwei knew that he had "broke in", so he held on and said, "I'm hot."
Lu Li whispered, "It's so cute."
Xie Jianwei's heartbeat is pounding.
"It's so cute you want to bite." And he did nibble on the tip of his ear.
Xie Jianwei took a breath: "Go away!"
Lu Li licked it again.
Xie Jianwei's legs softened, so he could only sternly say: "If you mess around again, I will stab myself to death with a knife."
Lu Li looked at the gleaming kitchen knife and was really taken aback: "You look cute, why are you so hot-tempered!"
Xie Jianwei's face darkened: "Can you bully me honestly?"
Lu Li even felt wronged: "I didn't bully you."
Xie Jianwei said: "Then don't..."
Before he finished speaking, Lu Li added, "I don't like you."
Xie Jianwei pretended to be angry and said, "It's really unlucky to be liked by you!"
Lu Li was silent for a while, then surrendered after a while and said, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I won't touch you indiscriminately."
Xie Jianwei felt that he should probably say something: If you really want me not to be angry, then stay away from me!But he said reluctantly, what if Lu Li really ran away?He became a ghost, and he really couldn't find him.
So Xie Jianwei turned around pretending to be angry and started preparing dinner.
He washed and chopped vegetables, and after a long time, no one around him spoke, Xie Jianwei couldn't help thinking, did this guy leave?
After cutting the cucumber, Xie Jianwei still didn't hear anything, so he couldn't help but think again, so he left?
Thinking of Lu Li's departure, he felt strangely lost again. He hadn't seen him yet, so he only said a few words...
Xie Jianwei was so distracted that he accidentally let the blade rub against his fingertips.
Lu Li hurriedly said, "Be careful!"
He didn't leave, Xie Jianwei didn't feel any pain, he just tried his best to look for a band-aid with a blank face.
Wrapping his fingers, Xie Jianwei walked back to the kitchen and wanted to continue chopping vegetables, but...
He was speechless for a while and said to the air, "Where is my kitchen knife!"
Lu Li remained silent.
Xie Jianwei smiled inwardly and gasped: "Where did you get my kitchen knife?"
Lu Li said in a muffled voice, "That thing is too dangerous, I'll throw it away for you."
Xie Jianwei didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "How can I cook without it!"
Lu Li said, "Then don't do it, I'll get you something delicious."
Xie Jianwei said: "Give me back the kitchen knife, my parents are about to get off work, and I want to eat when I come back."
Lu Li said, "I'll bring you four dishes and one soup, enough for your family to eat."
Before Xie Jianwei could open his mouth, Lu Li had already completed the task one by one, and a very delicate dinner was placed on the table.
Xie Jianwei was shocked: And this operation!
Lu Li begged for a reward and asked, "How is it? Not bad!"
Not a bad ghost, oh, he is really a ghost, Xie Jianwei asked: "Did you steal it from some restaurant?"
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Xie Jianwei said angrily: "Hurry up and send it back!
Lu Li remained silent, the four dishes and one soup were still steaming.
Xie Jianwei had no choice but to say again: "I will definitely be more careful this time, I won't cut my hand, you give me back the kitchen knife, I have to cook by myself, I can't explain this table of dishes to my parents."
Lu Li whispered, "Is there anything to explain?"
Xie Jianwei said: "I lost my job, I have no money, and I can still go to the restaurant to order food. When I come back, my parents..."
Lu Li paused, "You are so pitiful."
Xie Jianwei: "I don't need you to pity me."
Lu Li's mouth was very sweet: "I didn't pity you, I just love you."
Xie Jianwei: "..." Old rascal!
Xie Jianwei persisted so much, but Lu Li didn't move, so he had to return the four dishes and one soup.
Fortunately, the time is short, otherwise the restaurant that lost the food would have thought it was haunted!
Xie Jianwei stretched out his hand: "Where is the kitchen knife?"
The kitchen knife reluctantly flew in from the window, and the back of the knife was still covered with mud.
Xie Jianwei's mouth twitched, did Lu Li bury it in the soil in an instant?
Lu Lite regretted not throwing it directly into the cremation furnace.
If it turns into molten iron, there is no need to return it.
Xie Jianwei washed and sterilized the kitchen knife several times, but he was still a little worried, so Lu Li continued to talk: "It's nothing, I just buried it in the soil, there is no rotting corpse, and there is no strange thing on it. .”
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Still unable to pass the test in his heart, he simply put down the kitchen knife and went downstairs to the supermarket to buy a new one.
After returning to continue cooking, Lu Li began to praise again: "You are so virtuous."
Xie Jianwei almost chopped off his own finger with the kitchen knife.
"If I marry a wife, I will definitely find you."
Xie Jianwei had already become immune to his nonsense: "Ghosts still marry wives?"
Lu Li regretted, "I can't get married."
Xie Jianwei thought for a while and said, "Isn't there still a ghost marriage?"
Lu Li said: "Being married is also a yin and yang separation, and it harms people for no reason."
Xie Jian was silent.
Lu Li didn't seem to want to talk about this, so he changed the subject and asked, "What kind of dish did you cook?"
Xie Jian reported the name of the dish: "Cucumber Stir-Fried Lean Meat, Fish-Flavored Eggplant, Vegetarian Stir-Fried Water Pork, and Tomato and Egg Soup."
They are all home-cooked dishes, and Xie Jianwei specially collected the handicrafts, but the taste couldn't be better.
Lu Li was so greedy that he didn't want to.
Xie Jianwei asked him curiously, "Can you smell it?"
Lu Li said, "If you want to smell it, you can smell it, it's just a little more troublesome... the same as when I touched you."
Xie Jianwei's heart softened: "Is that edible?"
Lu Li's voice was full of pity: "You can't eat it..." He raised his voice, "Do you want me to eat it?"
Xie Jianwei quickly said, "No! I'll just ask casually."
Lu Li was happy, "So you don't hate me that much."
What do you hate?Loving you is not enough.
It's a pity that Xie Jianwei can't pretend, at least pretend to be arrogant: "Hehe."
Lu Li wanted to talk, but the door opened, and Xie father and mother walked in together.
The two of them work in the same unit, and they are picked up by shuttle bus to and from get off work, so they have been together for a long time, but the two of them haven't gotten tired of it for decades. Instead, they are more and more like close friends. It's funny to listen to jokes.
As soon as Xie's mother entered the room and smelled the smell of rice, she lowered her voice and said proudly to her husband, "Look at my son, how outstanding he is!"
Father Xie was dissatisfied: "What do you call your son?"
Mother Xie said confidently: "Of course I gave birth to my son!"
Father Xie groaned: "Isn't it because I worked so hard that you were born?"
Xie mother laughed and scolded him: "You old man!"
Father Xie said: "When I was young, I was called brother Xie, but when I was old, I was called a dead old man. I don't accept it."
Xie Mu punched him.
The two changed their shoes and went to the restaurant. Xie Jianwei said hello to them.
Xie mother hurriedly said: "My good baby, take a break, the rest of the mothers will come."
The sound of a good baby shocked the two men and one ghost in the room.
Father Xie said in his heart, I was also your baby back then, but now I am a dead old man.
Xie Jianwei said, this is the first time in my life to be a baby, I am really not familiar with the business.
Lu Li directly said, "You're still a baby!"
Xie Jianwei: "..."
What he was more worried about was that Xie Jianwei, father and mother, heard Lu Li's voice. It turned out that Lu Li, a pervert, still had some skills. It seemed that only Xie Jianwei could hear what he said.
Xie Jianwei ignored him, and only said to Xie's mother: "It's okay, Mom, I'll just come."
Mother Xie refused to say anything, and pushed him to the dining table.
Xie Jianwei still wanted to get up, but Xie's father had already started cursing to save the country: "Let's have a drink or two?"
Xie Jianwei had no choice but to sit still and said, "Okay, Dad, do you want white or beer?"
Father Xie said, "Of course it's Erguotou!"
Xie Jianwei said, "Then I'll just drink beer."
Father Xie was in a particularly good mood today, he said: "Drink white wine, what does it look like if you don't drink white wine!"
Xie Jianwei: "..."
His father's life is difficult, Xie father has already given him a full glass, and he has to drink it if he doesn't drink it.
The two of them were enjoying themselves while eating some side dishes and drinking some wine.
Xie Jianwei enjoyed it quite a bit, as long as no one... Ah no, there is no ghost to mess with.
Lu Segui definitely has bad intentions.
Father Xie took a sip, and Xie Jianwei took a sip, but when he put down the cup, the cup that he lacked a sip of was immediately full and almost overflowing.
Xie father said: "You call it drinking? Hurry up and give me another sip!"
Xie Jianwei: "..." He explained that he drank it, but an invisible ghost filled it up for him, would anyone believe it?
Believe it or not, I was afraid that Father Xie would be scared out of his mind when he was old.
Xie Jianwei had no choice but to take another sip.
This time Lu Li didn't dare to blatantly refill it for him, but as soon as Father Xie didn't look at it, he refilled Xie Jianwei again.
Father Xie disliked his son and said: "When I was your age, I drank three drinks from this glass of wine. Look at you, it's like you haven't drunk it!"
In fact, Xie Jianwei had already had a drink!
But Lu Dagui was very clever. He went to the supermarket to get a new bottle of Erguotou, so after pouring a glass, the previous bottle didn't show at all.
How high is the alcohol?Even if Xie Jian has a good amount of alcohol, one drink is enough.
However, Father Xie felt that he had only had a few sips, so he urged: "Come on, have a big drink!"
He drank a third of it in one gulp, Xie Jianwei was about to cry, that bastard Lu Li should let him have a drink?
Lu Li showed kindness and only poured it for him once, but he still drank two-thirds of it!
After a meal, Father Xie felt very satisfied, and he and his son drank a glass of wine, really happy.
However, the son who drank three cups was already shaking in front of his eyes.
Father Xie said solemnly: "One cup is enough to get drunk like this. From now on, I will drink with me every day. After practice, my drinking capacity will increase."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li was shameless: "What a good father."
Xie Jianwei just wanted to slap him.
Xie's mother felt sorry for her son: "Mom, go and make you hangover soup." As she said that, she stared at Xie's father desperately. Xie's father was somewhat guilty. Could it be that his son really can't hold alcohol?No, this kid always drank beer as soda when he was a child.
Xie Jian's drinking capacity is very good, quite good, but no matter how good he is, he still faints after drinking three glasses like this.
It's amazing that he can still walk straight!
Xie Jianwei didn't want to trouble Xie's mother, so he said, "It's okay... I'll just go and wash my face."
Xie's mother actually felt that a glass of wine would not make her son drunk, after all, the old Xie's family was good at drinking, and according to heredity, he would not get drunk.
Xie Jianwei washed his face, but it didn't get any better, instead he became more dizzy.
Outside, Mother Xie was washing the dishes, and Father Xie was watching the news.
Xie Jianwei said: "I'm going back to the house."
Mother Xie didn't take it seriously, she just said: "Don't play computer all the time, go to bed early."
Xie Jianwei said in a daze, "Okay."
As soon as he entered the room, his feet trembled and he almost fell down. Lu Li hurriedly "save the beauty" and grabbed him.
Xie Jianwei was quite happy to fall into his arms, but he said with an unhappy face, "Go away!"
Lu Li's hand touched his waist dishonestly: "You can't even stand still."
Xie Jianwei couldn't stare at anyone if he wanted to: "Who did it?"
Lu Li laughed a few times, and said shamelessly, "I didn't know you couldn't drink."
Can't drink enough?Xie Jianwei, who was still awake after drinking three cups of Erguotou, wanted to beat someone up.
Lu Li asked him, "Are you going to rest?"
Xie Jianwei: "Yes."
"Stop taking a shower?"
Xie Jianwei naturally knew what he wanted to do. In fact, he really wanted to have sex with him, but no matter how he thought about it, he didn't like it.
After all, I just met him for a day, and I didn't know what the hell he was, so I went to bed hastily. In the future... I'm afraid there will be hidden dangers.
So Xie Jianwei had to resist the temptation and stand firm.
"dont wash!"
"You smell like alcohol, can you sleep without washing?"
Xie Jianwei said he could fall asleep if he couldn't sleep: "Don't worry about it."
Lu Li said again: "Look at the sky is so hot, and you smell like oily smoke and alcohol, how could you be able to sleep?"
Xie Jianwei really couldn't sleep...
He turned over and couldn't bear it any longer. He got out of bed and prepared to go to the bathroom.
Lu Li got excited: "I'll carry you."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
He stood on the ground spinning around, but in the end it was Lu Li who hugged him.
It's just the way of hugging...
Yan Ke, who has the perspective of God, burst into laughter, the military master is a powerful military master, and the floating princess hugs in the air!
Xie Jianwei said to him, "Get out quickly."
Yan Ke knew what they were going to do, so he quickly disconnected with a smile.
After entering the bathroom, Lu Li was completely shameless: "I'll wash it for you."
Xie Jianwei tried his best and said, "I don't need you."
Lu Li said, "You can't even stand still..." He complained, "You're too poor, you don't even have a bathtub, I'll give it to you later..."
"No need!" Xie Jian raised his voice slightly.
Thanks to the sound of water splashing in the bathroom, otherwise Mother Xie would have broken in.
What is your son doing, taking a bath and arguing with others?
Lu Li didn't forget to threaten him a little: "Keep down, I'll be heard in a while."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li was finally able to touch him openly... well, to help him take a bath.
Xie Jianwei thought that the Gui Dali in front of him must be the personality he recalled from the past.
It can be seen from his enthusiasm for bathing...
The old Lu Li didn't dare to wipe Xie Jianwei's back, and the current Lu Li almost didn't need Da Li to wash Xie Jianwei's back.
Xie Jianwei was itchy all over by him, but he still insisted: "If you mess around, I... I will... never talk to you again!"
Lu Li was afraid that he would say something that wanted to kill him. When he heard that he was not looking for death, he felt happy at first, and then felt a little scared. Don't really not talk to him, because if you don't talk, you will be anxious to death.
"Okay, okay," Lu Li agreed, "don't mess around."
Xie Jianwei installed everything, but there was one place where he couldn't.
Lu Li swallowed and said, "But you are hard."
Xie Jianwei said angrily: "I'm a man, which man is treated like this..."
"I'll help you."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li said, "I'll help you get it out, nothing else."
Xie Jianwei said, "No! I don't need you, I..."
"How can you let me help you feel comfortable?" As he spoke, he even hugged him.
Xie Jianwei's head became hot, and he completely became a "welcome if you want to refuse".
Fortunately, no one saw this scene. If someone saw this, it would probably explode.
How erotic it must be for such a beauty leaning against the wall to cum without anyone touching her!
Lu Li really kept his promise, he just helped Xie Jianwei and did nothing else.
Xie Jian was slightly relieved, and he was very pleased. In addition, Lu Li didn't mess around, so his complexion improved a lot: "I'm going to sleep."
Lu Li said, "Go to sleep."
so honest?Xie Jianwei couldn't believe it.
But he was so dizzy, the alcohol made him just want to fall asleep.
When he fell asleep, he slept very deeply, like he was motionless.
In fact, he vaguely felt that some "honest" guy was kissing him, but thinking about it, he must have been hard all the time, but he couldn't help but soften his heart, so he simply pretended to sleep to the end, which made him feel refreshed.
Lu Li is really cool, the long ghost life has never been so cool!
It's so nice to meet this baby during an accidental trip.
Early the next morning, Xie Jianwei had a splitting headache.
Lu Li said, "Sleep a little longer."
Xie Jianwei said: "They are as free as you, I still have to find a job."
Lu Li said, "Let me help you!"
Xie Jianwei sternly refused: "No."
Lu Li resentfully said, "Then I'll be with you."
Xie Jianwei said again: "Don't follow me!"
Lu Li said, "You have nothing to do with it."
He couldn't even see him, so naturally he didn't know if he was following him.
Xie Jian got up late, Xie's mother knew that he was drunk last night, so she didn't call him, and only left him breakfast and a note.
Xie Jianwei looked at the note and felt warm in his heart. He went to warm up the soy milk fritters and brought them out to eat in a good mood.
It was rare for Lu Li to be quiet, and he didn't know what he was doing.
Xie Jianwei wanted to talk to him, but he couldn't say too much, so he could only wait for him to speak first.
In the end, the bastard kept silent, and he didn't know if he was still there...
Xie Jianwei had to continue to submit resumes today, so he got dressed and went out.
Although it is not early, it is also the rush hour for commuting. The subway is full of people, and it is almost out of breath to squeeze in.
Xie Jianwei wandered along with the crowd, and was unexpectedly touched on the waist.
Who is it, Dali?
Xie Jian frowned slightly, thinking it didn't look like it.
Yan Ke reminded: "My lord, it's a strange man!"
Xie Jianwei: "..." I was taken advantage of by someone, really...
In the crowded subway, people were already very irritable. At this time, the person who met Xie Jianwei suddenly wailed and said angrily, "Who hit me!"
Everyone around frowned and looked at him.
The man had a fierce look on his face, he was obviously used to doing evil, he couldn't believe that someone would dare to beat him, he stared at a group of people, and said viciously: "If you have the ability to stand up, I... ouch..."
While speaking, his lower abdomen was hit hard again.
This fist is extremely powerful, not like a human fist, but like a block of iron.
He was so hurt that his intestines were about to break, and he didn't dare to curse at others even if he bared his teeth.
But the person who beat him obviously hadn't let go of his hatred, and kicked him on the knee again.
He groaned and couldn't stand still, but there were people all around him, he couldn't avoid it, he couldn't kneel down, he could only bear it.
It's also very evil to say, who on earth has the strength to beat someone in such a crowded tram?How does he exert his strength when the crowd is crowded?And... the people around him obviously didn't move, who the hell is that...
Thinking about the recent rumors in S City, this man was so cowardly, he closed his eyes and wanted to worship the gods, he must have encountered a ghost!
I really met a ghost, and I was still a jealous ghost.
Xie Jianwei got out of the car and said in a muffled voice, "Thank you."
Lu Li coaxed angrily, "Don't do the subway anymore!"
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li thought for a while and said, "You never met him before, right?" Thinking of this, he was going crazy, wishing he could kill everyone who took advantage of Xie Jianwei.
Xie Jianwei had no choice but to explain: "I haven't met him before." He was just an ordinary person, and he became even more ordinary before Lu Li showed up. Today, he would make people take advantage of him, probably because of Da Li's subconscious.
Lu Li is a beauty in the eye of a beholder. He thinks that Xie Jianwei is the number one in the world, so Xie Jianwei is really "the number one in the world". The first one even wears black-rimmed glasses, loose clothes, and a black hat. the point.
Lu Li didn't believe it, Xie Jianwei, who was so good-looking and honest, might have been wronged before.
The more he thought about it, the more worried he became, and said to him in a low voice, "Don't be afraid, with me here in the future, no one will dare to bully you."
Xie Jian is so sweet that his mouth is full of sugar, he can't show his pity.
Lu Li thought about it for a while, and then apologized again: "It was my fault before, if you don't like it, I will never touch you."
Xie Jianwei: "..." Don't touch it, idiot.
But Lu Li put on a serious attitude: "Don't worry, I will definitely do what I say."
Xie Jianwei: "..." I'm so angry, I don't want to smile!
Lu Li thought he didn't believe it, so he almost swore to the world.
Xie Jianwei didn't want to talk to him anymore.
He ran here and there all morning, and he felt extremely hot when the sun was high.
Lu Li whispered to him, "Go to the alley."
Xie Jianwei couldn't talk to himself, so he had no choice but to walk into the deserted alley.
"Why?" Xie Jianwei asked him.
Like magic, a glass of iced drink that looks super delicious appears out of thin air.
Lu Li said, "Drink some to relieve the heat."
Xie Jianwei couldn't help it, the corners of his mouth twitched.
Lu Li said, "I don't know what flavor you like, try it, if you don't like it, I'll change it for you."
Xie Jianwei quickly grabbed the iced drink, took a sip and said, "It's delicious." It's sweet and sour, really good.
Lu Li said, "Drink slowly, don't catch cold."
"Yeah." Xie Jian responded slightly, and slowly drank the drink Lu Li gave him.
Lu Li asked him again, "Are you hungry?"
Xie Jianwei said, "It's okay."
"Whatever you want to eat, I'll make it for you."
Xie Jianwei said, "No, I'll go to a fast food restaurant later."
Lu Li frowned and said, "Can you eat the food there?"
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li said, "Just wait, I'll get you something delicious."
Xie Jian Wei Youyou said, "Did you steal it..."
Lu Li said, "It's not."
Xie Jianwei: "So you still have money to buy things."
Lu Li said: "Of course I don't have any money, but it's not for nothing. There are too many ghosts and ghosts in this world. I'll go and get something from them. I'm accepting their offerings, and it will save them from a lot of bad things. .”
And so to speak...
Lu Li said, "Some people desperately want to give me things, but I don't want them."
Xie Jianwei: That's amazing, my dear friend.
"After all, it's not stealing."
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Xie Jianwei said: "I can eat enough by myself, so you don't have to worry about it."
Lu Li thought for a while, and said curtly, "Let me help you make money."
Xie Jianwei said, "What?"
Lu Li said, "You can show people Feng Shui, and you can guarantee that they will be accurate."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li said, "With me here, I guarantee that you will become a generation of Feng Shui masters."
Xie Jian paused slightly and said, "My ambition is not here."
"Hey..." Lu Li became anxious, "Trust me, it's very profitable." He had seen a feng shui master who was only a third-level professional and said that he would make millions.
Xie Jian sighed slightly: "I believe you." It's okay not to believe it, after all, he is really a ghost.
He continued: "But I can't explain it to my parents. You can see that they are ordinary people who just want to live in peace. If I can find a solid job and work nine to five, they will be happy."
Lu Li: "..." What should we do? He can't be too involved in the world, so he really can't help Xie Jianwei?
Xie Jianwei didn't say anything else, he just went to a fast food restaurant to make do with a meal.
After dinner, he received a call from the company he interviewed with yesterday.
Xie Jianwei quickly picked it up, and the other party's voice came: "Mr. Xie, your qualifications are very good. We all agree that you are qualified for this job. If it is convenient, please come to the company to report tomorrow."
Xie Jianwei said happily: "Okay!"
Lu Li looked at him smiling, feeling sour in his heart, he really thought he was smiling because of him, but unfortunately it wasn't.
Xie Jianwei had a job, so he didn't have to run around in the afternoon. He came home early, and when he took a shower, he called out, "Lu Li?"
Lu Li remained silent.
Xie Jianwei was really not sure if he was here or not, but it didn't matter if he was there, anyway, he was so hot that he had to take a shower.
Of course Lu Li was there, Xie Jianwei was taking a shower, so don't say anything about him masturbating to him.
Anyway, Xie Jianwei couldn't see it.
Xie Jianwei slept for a while in the afternoon, and when he fell asleep, he felt someone hugging him. He pretended to be confused and rubbed against his arms. Lu Li was overjoyed and made his body temperature a little cooler. get closer.
After being relieved in the bathroom, Dali stood up proudly again.
But he was happy, very happy, Lu Li stared at Xie Jianwei, motionless, waiting for him to wake up.
After waking up, Xie Jian stretched slightly, and called again: "Lu Li?"
Lu Li continued to pretend he wasn't there, Xie Jianwei muttered, "Have you played enough?"
Lu Lite held his breath, but didn't make a sound.
Xie Jianwei didn't think too much, went to read the book and prepared dinner.
In the evening, Xie's father and mother were very happy to hear that Xie Jianwei had found a job, and the family was harmonious.
As a result, the next day, Xie Jianwei packed up and was about to go out and received another call.
"Sorry, Mr. Xie, you should not come to the company today."
Xie Jianwei felt that he couldn't be allowed to mess around to the end. In fact, his frame of character this time was not big, and there was room for many things to change, but the main premise was that he was an ordinary person. Got to be mad too.
So Xie Jianwei blushed (this is not necessary to act), angrily said: "Stop!"
Lu Li said, "Aren't you afraid?"
Xie Jianwei said harshly: "What is there to be afraid of, so what if you are a ghost? I will become a ghost if I hit my head to death!"
"That's not necessarily true. Anyone who wants to be a ghost can be one."
Xie Jianwei said: "Then I will crash to death too, so as not to be humiliated like this!"
"Still a hothead."
Xie Jianwei was "so angry" that his face was red: "I hear your voice is a man, and I am also a man, you...you..."
Lu Li: "What about men? I just like you when I look at you. You look so good-looking."
Xie Jianwei was caught off guard by being sweetened by him, but he had to pretend to be dissatisfied: "Can you just touch it if you think it looks good? No one would dare to like you!"
Lu Li patted his chest: "The mouth is really sharp."
Xie Jian's waist softened slightly, and he really wanted to obey: "Don't be like this..."
Seeing that he was really about to cry, Lu Li felt his heart ache again. He finally stopped teasing him and took his hand away, but Xie Jianwei felt strangely disappointed again.
Lu Li said suddenly, "Are you disappointed?"
Xie Jianwei ignored him, and started to put on his clothes in a huff, his movements were urgent.
Look at him like this, where does he feel lost?It was a "narrow escape" at all, and his face was full of rejoicing.
Lu Li felt like his head was twitching too. He didn't know who he was, and he couldn't see him. He would probably be mad at being treated like this by a stranger, let alone a stranger.
Thinking of this, Lu Li wasn't annoyed, instead he asked cheerfully, "White Tofu, what's your name?"
White tofu peat!
Xie Jianwei didn't hear it.
Lu Li said badly, "If you don't tell me, I'm going to take your clothes off again."
Xie Jian angrily reported his family name.
Lu Li clicked his tongue: "You are a good-looking person, and your name is nice, you are such a baby."
Xie Jianwei's heart trembled at his voice, his voice was so good, and such frivolous words sounded so nice!
Seeing that his cheeks were slightly red, Lu Li thought he was angry again: "I'm just complimenting you."
"Who uses you to boast."
Lu Li thought for a while and asked him, "Are you a straight man?"
Xie Jianwei thought about that part of his memory, and realized that he was really not a straight man... He frowned and said, "So what? Could it be that GAY can be fooled like this."
Lu Li cleared his throat and said, "I'm pretty handsome."
Xie Jianwei said in his heart, he's not handsome, he's totally handsome, but he said in a vicious voice, "Aren't you a ghost?"
Lu Li said, "Yes."
Xie Jianwei said: "Aren't ghosts missing noses, eyes, bloody flesh, and hanging out their intestines?"
Lu Li was silent: "...there is such a ghost."
Xie Jianwei said: "If this is handsome, then your ghost's aesthetics may be different from that of humans."
His angry words made Lu Li amused, he smiled softly, just hearing the sound made Su Ren's face smile, Xie Jianwei thought about his expression at the moment, and just wanted to hug him and kiss him.
Lu Li said, "You're so interesting."
Xie Jianwei had already put on his clothes, opened the bathroom door and walked out of the room.
Lu Li should have come out after him. He looked around and sighed, "Your family is quite poor."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li said again: "Although he is poor, he has good Fengshui."
Xie Jian Weiqi: "Do you still know Feng Shui?"
Lu Li said, "Can I, a ghost, watch this?"
Xie Jianwei had never heard of ghosts reading Feng Shui!
Lu Li played tricks again and said, "I said that your family's Feng Shui is good, not dead Feng Shui, but living Feng Shui. Live Feng Shui is about the luck of a family. Your parents have a good relationship and love you very much. The family is united and loves each other. Living Fengshui is naturally good, living Fengshui is enough to make up for dead Fengshui, so, I said that your Fengshui is good."
Xie Jianwei never thought that one day he would be fooled by Lu Dali.
Seeing that he was silent, Da Li forcefully explained again: "Look, it's your family's good feng shui that attracts such a good ghost as me."
Xie Jian was silent for a while: "Didn't you say that you are a ghost who came to take my life?"
Lu Li: "...Well..."
Xie Jian snorted coldly: "You are neither a fierce ghost nor a good ghost, you are simply a nonsense pervert!"
Lu Li rubbed his nose and said with a sullen smile, "My name is really long."
Xie Jianwei ignored him.
Lu Li said to himself again: "Lu Li."
Xie Jian Weizhuang did not hear.
Lu Li followed behind him: "My name is Lu Li."
"Who cares what your name is?" Xie Jianwei entered the kitchen and closed the door with a bang.
Lu Li groaned, "Take it easy."
Actually shut him out? ?Xie Jianwei couldn't help laughing out loud in the room, making you invisible, making you invisible, you deserve to be locked out!
Speaking of which... ghosts can still be locked by doors?
Lu Li rubbed his forehead and said, "You little rascal, I turned into a half-body to touch you with good intentions, but you slapped me with the door."
Xie Jianwei couldn't understand: "Semi-entity?"
"If you didn't have an entity, how could you be touched so well just now?"
Xie Jianwei: "I'm not happy!"
Lu Li said, "Well, I'm not happy, next time I will definitely touch you up."
"Who will have a next time with you!"
"No, no, why are your ears red?"
Xie Jianwei knew that he had "broke in", so he held on and said, "I'm hot."
Lu Li whispered, "It's so cute."
Xie Jianwei's heartbeat is pounding.
"It's so cute you want to bite." And he did nibble on the tip of his ear.
Xie Jianwei took a breath: "Go away!"
Lu Li licked it again.
Xie Jianwei's legs softened, so he could only sternly say: "If you mess around again, I will stab myself to death with a knife."
Lu Li looked at the gleaming kitchen knife and was really taken aback: "You look cute, why are you so hot-tempered!"
Xie Jianwei's face darkened: "Can you bully me honestly?"
Lu Li even felt wronged: "I didn't bully you."
Xie Jianwei said: "Then don't..."
Before he finished speaking, Lu Li added, "I don't like you."
Xie Jianwei pretended to be angry and said, "It's really unlucky to be liked by you!"
Lu Li was silent for a while, then surrendered after a while and said, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I won't touch you indiscriminately."
Xie Jianwei felt that he should probably say something: If you really want me not to be angry, then stay away from me!But he said reluctantly, what if Lu Li really ran away?He became a ghost, and he really couldn't find him.
So Xie Jianwei turned around pretending to be angry and started preparing dinner.
He washed and chopped vegetables, and after a long time, no one around him spoke, Xie Jianwei couldn't help thinking, did this guy leave?
After cutting the cucumber, Xie Jianwei still didn't hear anything, so he couldn't help but think again, so he left?
Thinking of Lu Li's departure, he felt strangely lost again. He hadn't seen him yet, so he only said a few words...
Xie Jianwei was so distracted that he accidentally let the blade rub against his fingertips.
Lu Li hurriedly said, "Be careful!"
He didn't leave, Xie Jianwei didn't feel any pain, he just tried his best to look for a band-aid with a blank face.
Wrapping his fingers, Xie Jianwei walked back to the kitchen and wanted to continue chopping vegetables, but...
He was speechless for a while and said to the air, "Where is my kitchen knife!"
Lu Li remained silent.
Xie Jianwei smiled inwardly and gasped: "Where did you get my kitchen knife?"
Lu Li said in a muffled voice, "That thing is too dangerous, I'll throw it away for you."
Xie Jianwei didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "How can I cook without it!"
Lu Li said, "Then don't do it, I'll get you something delicious."
Xie Jianwei said: "Give me back the kitchen knife, my parents are about to get off work, and I want to eat when I come back."
Lu Li said, "I'll bring you four dishes and one soup, enough for your family to eat."
Before Xie Jianwei could open his mouth, Lu Li had already completed the task one by one, and a very delicate dinner was placed on the table.
Xie Jianwei was shocked: And this operation!
Lu Li begged for a reward and asked, "How is it? Not bad!"
Not a bad ghost, oh, he is really a ghost, Xie Jianwei asked: "Did you steal it from some restaurant?"
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Xie Jianwei said angrily: "Hurry up and send it back!
Lu Li remained silent, the four dishes and one soup were still steaming.
Xie Jianwei had no choice but to say again: "I will definitely be more careful this time, I won't cut my hand, you give me back the kitchen knife, I have to cook by myself, I can't explain this table of dishes to my parents."
Lu Li whispered, "Is there anything to explain?"
Xie Jianwei said: "I lost my job, I have no money, and I can still go to the restaurant to order food. When I come back, my parents..."
Lu Li paused, "You are so pitiful."
Xie Jianwei: "I don't need you to pity me."
Lu Li's mouth was very sweet: "I didn't pity you, I just love you."
Xie Jianwei: "..." Old rascal!
Xie Jianwei persisted so much, but Lu Li didn't move, so he had to return the four dishes and one soup.
Fortunately, the time is short, otherwise the restaurant that lost the food would have thought it was haunted!
Xie Jianwei stretched out his hand: "Where is the kitchen knife?"
The kitchen knife reluctantly flew in from the window, and the back of the knife was still covered with mud.
Xie Jianwei's mouth twitched, did Lu Li bury it in the soil in an instant?
Lu Lite regretted not throwing it directly into the cremation furnace.
If it turns into molten iron, there is no need to return it.
Xie Jianwei washed and sterilized the kitchen knife several times, but he was still a little worried, so Lu Li continued to talk: "It's nothing, I just buried it in the soil, there is no rotting corpse, and there is no strange thing on it. .”
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Still unable to pass the test in his heart, he simply put down the kitchen knife and went downstairs to the supermarket to buy a new one.
After returning to continue cooking, Lu Li began to praise again: "You are so virtuous."
Xie Jianwei almost chopped off his own finger with the kitchen knife.
"If I marry a wife, I will definitely find you."
Xie Jianwei had already become immune to his nonsense: "Ghosts still marry wives?"
Lu Li regretted, "I can't get married."
Xie Jianwei thought for a while and said, "Isn't there still a ghost marriage?"
Lu Li said: "Being married is also a yin and yang separation, and it harms people for no reason."
Xie Jian was silent.
Lu Li didn't seem to want to talk about this, so he changed the subject and asked, "What kind of dish did you cook?"
Xie Jian reported the name of the dish: "Cucumber Stir-Fried Lean Meat, Fish-Flavored Eggplant, Vegetarian Stir-Fried Water Pork, and Tomato and Egg Soup."
They are all home-cooked dishes, and Xie Jianwei specially collected the handicrafts, but the taste couldn't be better.
Lu Li was so greedy that he didn't want to.
Xie Jianwei asked him curiously, "Can you smell it?"
Lu Li said, "If you want to smell it, you can smell it, it's just a little more troublesome... the same as when I touched you."
Xie Jianwei's heart softened: "Is that edible?"
Lu Li's voice was full of pity: "You can't eat it..." He raised his voice, "Do you want me to eat it?"
Xie Jianwei quickly said, "No! I'll just ask casually."
Lu Li was happy, "So you don't hate me that much."
What do you hate?Loving you is not enough.
It's a pity that Xie Jianwei can't pretend, at least pretend to be arrogant: "Hehe."
Lu Li wanted to talk, but the door opened, and Xie father and mother walked in together.
The two of them work in the same unit, and they are picked up by shuttle bus to and from get off work, so they have been together for a long time, but the two of them haven't gotten tired of it for decades. Instead, they are more and more like close friends. It's funny to listen to jokes.
As soon as Xie's mother entered the room and smelled the smell of rice, she lowered her voice and said proudly to her husband, "Look at my son, how outstanding he is!"
Father Xie was dissatisfied: "What do you call your son?"
Mother Xie said confidently: "Of course I gave birth to my son!"
Father Xie groaned: "Isn't it because I worked so hard that you were born?"
Xie mother laughed and scolded him: "You old man!"
Father Xie said: "When I was young, I was called brother Xie, but when I was old, I was called a dead old man. I don't accept it."
Xie Mu punched him.
The two changed their shoes and went to the restaurant. Xie Jianwei said hello to them.
Xie mother hurriedly said: "My good baby, take a break, the rest of the mothers will come."
The sound of a good baby shocked the two men and one ghost in the room.
Father Xie said in his heart, I was also your baby back then, but now I am a dead old man.
Xie Jianwei said, this is the first time in my life to be a baby, I am really not familiar with the business.
Lu Li directly said, "You're still a baby!"
Xie Jianwei: "..."
What he was more worried about was that Xie Jianwei, father and mother, heard Lu Li's voice. It turned out that Lu Li, a pervert, still had some skills. It seemed that only Xie Jianwei could hear what he said.
Xie Jianwei ignored him, and only said to Xie's mother: "It's okay, Mom, I'll just come."
Mother Xie refused to say anything, and pushed him to the dining table.
Xie Jianwei still wanted to get up, but Xie's father had already started cursing to save the country: "Let's have a drink or two?"
Xie Jianwei had no choice but to sit still and said, "Okay, Dad, do you want white or beer?"
Father Xie said, "Of course it's Erguotou!"
Xie Jianwei said, "Then I'll just drink beer."
Father Xie was in a particularly good mood today, he said: "Drink white wine, what does it look like if you don't drink white wine!"
Xie Jianwei: "..."
His father's life is difficult, Xie father has already given him a full glass, and he has to drink it if he doesn't drink it.
The two of them were enjoying themselves while eating some side dishes and drinking some wine.
Xie Jianwei enjoyed it quite a bit, as long as no one... Ah no, there is no ghost to mess with.
Lu Segui definitely has bad intentions.
Father Xie took a sip, and Xie Jianwei took a sip, but when he put down the cup, the cup that he lacked a sip of was immediately full and almost overflowing.
Xie father said: "You call it drinking? Hurry up and give me another sip!"
Xie Jianwei: "..." He explained that he drank it, but an invisible ghost filled it up for him, would anyone believe it?
Believe it or not, I was afraid that Father Xie would be scared out of his mind when he was old.
Xie Jianwei had no choice but to take another sip.
This time Lu Li didn't dare to blatantly refill it for him, but as soon as Father Xie didn't look at it, he refilled Xie Jianwei again.
Father Xie disliked his son and said: "When I was your age, I drank three drinks from this glass of wine. Look at you, it's like you haven't drunk it!"
In fact, Xie Jianwei had already had a drink!
But Lu Dagui was very clever. He went to the supermarket to get a new bottle of Erguotou, so after pouring a glass, the previous bottle didn't show at all.
How high is the alcohol?Even if Xie Jian has a good amount of alcohol, one drink is enough.
However, Father Xie felt that he had only had a few sips, so he urged: "Come on, have a big drink!"
He drank a third of it in one gulp, Xie Jianwei was about to cry, that bastard Lu Li should let him have a drink?
Lu Li showed kindness and only poured it for him once, but he still drank two-thirds of it!
After a meal, Father Xie felt very satisfied, and he and his son drank a glass of wine, really happy.
However, the son who drank three cups was already shaking in front of his eyes.
Father Xie said solemnly: "One cup is enough to get drunk like this. From now on, I will drink with me every day. After practice, my drinking capacity will increase."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li was shameless: "What a good father."
Xie Jianwei just wanted to slap him.
Xie's mother felt sorry for her son: "Mom, go and make you hangover soup." As she said that, she stared at Xie's father desperately. Xie's father was somewhat guilty. Could it be that his son really can't hold alcohol?No, this kid always drank beer as soda when he was a child.
Xie Jian's drinking capacity is very good, quite good, but no matter how good he is, he still faints after drinking three glasses like this.
It's amazing that he can still walk straight!
Xie Jianwei didn't want to trouble Xie's mother, so he said, "It's okay... I'll just go and wash my face."
Xie's mother actually felt that a glass of wine would not make her son drunk, after all, the old Xie's family was good at drinking, and according to heredity, he would not get drunk.
Xie Jianwei washed his face, but it didn't get any better, instead he became more dizzy.
Outside, Mother Xie was washing the dishes, and Father Xie was watching the news.
Xie Jianwei said: "I'm going back to the house."
Mother Xie didn't take it seriously, she just said: "Don't play computer all the time, go to bed early."
Xie Jianwei said in a daze, "Okay."
As soon as he entered the room, his feet trembled and he almost fell down. Lu Li hurriedly "save the beauty" and grabbed him.
Xie Jianwei was quite happy to fall into his arms, but he said with an unhappy face, "Go away!"
Lu Li's hand touched his waist dishonestly: "You can't even stand still."
Xie Jianwei couldn't stare at anyone if he wanted to: "Who did it?"
Lu Li laughed a few times, and said shamelessly, "I didn't know you couldn't drink."
Can't drink enough?Xie Jianwei, who was still awake after drinking three cups of Erguotou, wanted to beat someone up.
Lu Li asked him, "Are you going to rest?"
Xie Jianwei: "Yes."
"Stop taking a shower?"
Xie Jianwei naturally knew what he wanted to do. In fact, he really wanted to have sex with him, but no matter how he thought about it, he didn't like it.
After all, I just met him for a day, and I didn't know what the hell he was, so I went to bed hastily. In the future... I'm afraid there will be hidden dangers.
So Xie Jianwei had to resist the temptation and stand firm.
"dont wash!"
"You smell like alcohol, can you sleep without washing?"
Xie Jianwei said he could fall asleep if he couldn't sleep: "Don't worry about it."
Lu Li said again: "Look at the sky is so hot, and you smell like oily smoke and alcohol, how could you be able to sleep?"
Xie Jianwei really couldn't sleep...
He turned over and couldn't bear it any longer. He got out of bed and prepared to go to the bathroom.
Lu Li got excited: "I'll carry you."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
He stood on the ground spinning around, but in the end it was Lu Li who hugged him.
It's just the way of hugging...
Yan Ke, who has the perspective of God, burst into laughter, the military master is a powerful military master, and the floating princess hugs in the air!
Xie Jianwei said to him, "Get out quickly."
Yan Ke knew what they were going to do, so he quickly disconnected with a smile.
After entering the bathroom, Lu Li was completely shameless: "I'll wash it for you."
Xie Jianwei tried his best and said, "I don't need you."
Lu Li said, "You can't even stand still..." He complained, "You're too poor, you don't even have a bathtub, I'll give it to you later..."
"No need!" Xie Jian raised his voice slightly.
Thanks to the sound of water splashing in the bathroom, otherwise Mother Xie would have broken in.
What is your son doing, taking a bath and arguing with others?
Lu Li didn't forget to threaten him a little: "Keep down, I'll be heard in a while."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li was finally able to touch him openly... well, to help him take a bath.
Xie Jianwei thought that the Gui Dali in front of him must be the personality he recalled from the past.
It can be seen from his enthusiasm for bathing...
The old Lu Li didn't dare to wipe Xie Jianwei's back, and the current Lu Li almost didn't need Da Li to wash Xie Jianwei's back.
Xie Jianwei was itchy all over by him, but he still insisted: "If you mess around, I... I will... never talk to you again!"
Lu Li was afraid that he would say something that wanted to kill him. When he heard that he was not looking for death, he felt happy at first, and then felt a little scared. Don't really not talk to him, because if you don't talk, you will be anxious to death.
"Okay, okay," Lu Li agreed, "don't mess around."
Xie Jianwei installed everything, but there was one place where he couldn't.
Lu Li swallowed and said, "But you are hard."
Xie Jianwei said angrily: "I'm a man, which man is treated like this..."
"I'll help you."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li said, "I'll help you get it out, nothing else."
Xie Jianwei said, "No! I don't need you, I..."
"How can you let me help you feel comfortable?" As he spoke, he even hugged him.
Xie Jianwei's head became hot, and he completely became a "welcome if you want to refuse".
Fortunately, no one saw this scene. If someone saw this, it would probably explode.
How erotic it must be for such a beauty leaning against the wall to cum without anyone touching her!
Lu Li really kept his promise, he just helped Xie Jianwei and did nothing else.
Xie Jian was slightly relieved, and he was very pleased. In addition, Lu Li didn't mess around, so his complexion improved a lot: "I'm going to sleep."
Lu Li said, "Go to sleep."
so honest?Xie Jianwei couldn't believe it.
But he was so dizzy, the alcohol made him just want to fall asleep.
When he fell asleep, he slept very deeply, like he was motionless.
In fact, he vaguely felt that some "honest" guy was kissing him, but thinking about it, he must have been hard all the time, but he couldn't help but soften his heart, so he simply pretended to sleep to the end, which made him feel refreshed.
Lu Li is really cool, the long ghost life has never been so cool!
It's so nice to meet this baby during an accidental trip.
Early the next morning, Xie Jianwei had a splitting headache.
Lu Li said, "Sleep a little longer."
Xie Jianwei said: "They are as free as you, I still have to find a job."
Lu Li said, "Let me help you!"
Xie Jianwei sternly refused: "No."
Lu Li resentfully said, "Then I'll be with you."
Xie Jianwei said again: "Don't follow me!"
Lu Li said, "You have nothing to do with it."
He couldn't even see him, so naturally he didn't know if he was following him.
Xie Jian got up late, Xie's mother knew that he was drunk last night, so she didn't call him, and only left him breakfast and a note.
Xie Jianwei looked at the note and felt warm in his heart. He went to warm up the soy milk fritters and brought them out to eat in a good mood.
It was rare for Lu Li to be quiet, and he didn't know what he was doing.
Xie Jianwei wanted to talk to him, but he couldn't say too much, so he could only wait for him to speak first.
In the end, the bastard kept silent, and he didn't know if he was still there...
Xie Jianwei had to continue to submit resumes today, so he got dressed and went out.
Although it is not early, it is also the rush hour for commuting. The subway is full of people, and it is almost out of breath to squeeze in.
Xie Jianwei wandered along with the crowd, and was unexpectedly touched on the waist.
Who is it, Dali?
Xie Jian frowned slightly, thinking it didn't look like it.
Yan Ke reminded: "My lord, it's a strange man!"
Xie Jianwei: "..." I was taken advantage of by someone, really...
In the crowded subway, people were already very irritable. At this time, the person who met Xie Jianwei suddenly wailed and said angrily, "Who hit me!"
Everyone around frowned and looked at him.
The man had a fierce look on his face, he was obviously used to doing evil, he couldn't believe that someone would dare to beat him, he stared at a group of people, and said viciously: "If you have the ability to stand up, I... ouch..."
While speaking, his lower abdomen was hit hard again.
This fist is extremely powerful, not like a human fist, but like a block of iron.
He was so hurt that his intestines were about to break, and he didn't dare to curse at others even if he bared his teeth.
But the person who beat him obviously hadn't let go of his hatred, and kicked him on the knee again.
He groaned and couldn't stand still, but there were people all around him, he couldn't avoid it, he couldn't kneel down, he could only bear it.
It's also very evil to say, who on earth has the strength to beat someone in such a crowded tram?How does he exert his strength when the crowd is crowded?And... the people around him obviously didn't move, who the hell is that...
Thinking about the recent rumors in S City, this man was so cowardly, he closed his eyes and wanted to worship the gods, he must have encountered a ghost!
I really met a ghost, and I was still a jealous ghost.
Xie Jianwei got out of the car and said in a muffled voice, "Thank you."
Lu Li coaxed angrily, "Don't do the subway anymore!"
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li thought for a while and said, "You never met him before, right?" Thinking of this, he was going crazy, wishing he could kill everyone who took advantage of Xie Jianwei.
Xie Jianwei had no choice but to explain: "I haven't met him before." He was just an ordinary person, and he became even more ordinary before Lu Li showed up. Today, he would make people take advantage of him, probably because of Da Li's subconscious.
Lu Li is a beauty in the eye of a beholder. He thinks that Xie Jianwei is the number one in the world, so Xie Jianwei is really "the number one in the world". The first one even wears black-rimmed glasses, loose clothes, and a black hat. the point.
Lu Li didn't believe it, Xie Jianwei, who was so good-looking and honest, might have been wronged before.
The more he thought about it, the more worried he became, and said to him in a low voice, "Don't be afraid, with me here in the future, no one will dare to bully you."
Xie Jian is so sweet that his mouth is full of sugar, he can't show his pity.
Lu Li thought about it for a while, and then apologized again: "It was my fault before, if you don't like it, I will never touch you."
Xie Jianwei: "..." Don't touch it, idiot.
But Lu Li put on a serious attitude: "Don't worry, I will definitely do what I say."
Xie Jianwei: "..." I'm so angry, I don't want to smile!
Lu Li thought he didn't believe it, so he almost swore to the world.
Xie Jianwei didn't want to talk to him anymore.
He ran here and there all morning, and he felt extremely hot when the sun was high.
Lu Li whispered to him, "Go to the alley."
Xie Jianwei couldn't talk to himself, so he had no choice but to walk into the deserted alley.
"Why?" Xie Jianwei asked him.
Like magic, a glass of iced drink that looks super delicious appears out of thin air.
Lu Li said, "Drink some to relieve the heat."
Xie Jianwei couldn't help it, the corners of his mouth twitched.
Lu Li said, "I don't know what flavor you like, try it, if you don't like it, I'll change it for you."
Xie Jianwei quickly grabbed the iced drink, took a sip and said, "It's delicious." It's sweet and sour, really good.
Lu Li said, "Drink slowly, don't catch cold."
"Yeah." Xie Jian responded slightly, and slowly drank the drink Lu Li gave him.
Lu Li asked him again, "Are you hungry?"
Xie Jianwei said, "It's okay."
"Whatever you want to eat, I'll make it for you."
Xie Jianwei said, "No, I'll go to a fast food restaurant later."
Lu Li frowned and said, "Can you eat the food there?"
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li said, "Just wait, I'll get you something delicious."
Xie Jian Wei Youyou said, "Did you steal it..."
Lu Li said, "It's not."
Xie Jianwei: "So you still have money to buy things."
Lu Li said: "Of course I don't have any money, but it's not for nothing. There are too many ghosts and ghosts in this world. I'll go and get something from them. I'm accepting their offerings, and it will save them from a lot of bad things. .”
And so to speak...
Lu Li said, "Some people desperately want to give me things, but I don't want them."
Xie Jianwei: That's amazing, my dear friend.
"After all, it's not stealing."
Land from:"……"
Xie Jianwei said: "I can eat enough by myself, so you don't have to worry about it."
Lu Li thought for a while, and said curtly, "Let me help you make money."
Xie Jianwei said, "What?"
Lu Li said, "You can show people Feng Shui, and you can guarantee that they will be accurate."
Xie Jianwei: "..."
Lu Li said, "With me here, I guarantee that you will become a generation of Feng Shui masters."
Xie Jian paused slightly and said, "My ambition is not here."
"Hey..." Lu Li became anxious, "Trust me, it's very profitable." He had seen a feng shui master who was only a third-level professional and said that he would make millions.
Xie Jian sighed slightly: "I believe you." It's okay not to believe it, after all, he is really a ghost.
He continued: "But I can't explain it to my parents. You can see that they are ordinary people who just want to live in peace. If I can find a solid job and work nine to five, they will be happy."
Lu Li: "..." What should we do? He can't be too involved in the world, so he really can't help Xie Jianwei?
Xie Jianwei didn't say anything else, he just went to a fast food restaurant to make do with a meal.
After dinner, he received a call from the company he interviewed with yesterday.
Xie Jianwei quickly picked it up, and the other party's voice came: "Mr. Xie, your qualifications are very good. We all agree that you are qualified for this job. If it is convenient, please come to the company to report tomorrow."
Xie Jianwei said happily: "Okay!"
Lu Li looked at him smiling, feeling sour in his heart, he really thought he was smiling because of him, but unfortunately it wasn't.
Xie Jianwei had a job, so he didn't have to run around in the afternoon. He came home early, and when he took a shower, he called out, "Lu Li?"
Lu Li remained silent.
Xie Jianwei was really not sure if he was here or not, but it didn't matter if he was there, anyway, he was so hot that he had to take a shower.
Of course Lu Li was there, Xie Jianwei was taking a shower, so don't say anything about him masturbating to him.
Anyway, Xie Jianwei couldn't see it.
Xie Jianwei slept for a while in the afternoon, and when he fell asleep, he felt someone hugging him. He pretended to be confused and rubbed against his arms. Lu Li was overjoyed and made his body temperature a little cooler. get closer.
After being relieved in the bathroom, Dali stood up proudly again.
But he was happy, very happy, Lu Li stared at Xie Jianwei, motionless, waiting for him to wake up.
After waking up, Xie Jian stretched slightly, and called again: "Lu Li?"
Lu Li continued to pretend he wasn't there, Xie Jianwei muttered, "Have you played enough?"
Lu Lite held his breath, but didn't make a sound.
Xie Jianwei didn't think too much, went to read the book and prepared dinner.
In the evening, Xie's father and mother were very happy to hear that Xie Jianwei had found a job, and the family was harmonious.
As a result, the next day, Xie Jianwei packed up and was about to go out and received another call.
"Sorry, Mr. Xie, you should not come to the company today."
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