How to dress like a prince

Our protagonist Wei Gan is lying in the cradle, waiting for the ugly lady to come over from time to time to pat, touch, change diapers, and feed her.It looked quite relaxed, but such a life was actually not easy, after all, this frail body lived in the soul of an adult male who was once full of vigor and could not rest at all.

According to Wei Gan's observation for many days, he knows nothing about this world except that he is disguised as a young master from a rich family.

First—and the biggest hurdle—the language barrier.Wei Gan thought more than once, fortunately it was worn on a baby, if an adult suddenly couldn't speak, the consequences would be unimaginable.

Secondly, there is a lack of written language. You can tell by looking at the calligraphy and paintings on the wall. At first, Wei Gan thought it was a spell written by a certain master himself!It's no wonder that the people here may also like crazy grass.Although Wei Qian is still a newborn child, it also means that in the future, he will learn everything about this world from the beginning with the soul of an adult and the body of a child.

Good or bad.

The advantage is that the child has a better memory and a stronger learning ability, and his life experience as an adult will also facilitate his own future.The downside is that the original cognition, thinking mode, and world view are likely to be subverted...

This was after a decent-looking older sister almost accidentally threw him to the ground, but she was not in any danger. However, the poor girl was dragged out by the ugly lady and beaten until she cried and howled. Wei Gan feels that his current identity is very likely to be the son of a certain landlord or rich man.

As soon as he thought of his rich father, Wei Qi came over with his five sons. This was the first time that all the men of the Wei family had gathered.

The eldest son, Wei Hengzhi, is eight years old this year. As the eldest son, Wei Qi values ​​him the most.

The second son, Wei Muzhi, is also eight years old. His biological mother has passed away, and he is fostered under the name of his aunt, Queen Wei, and has a very close relationship with Wei Hengzhi.

The third son, Wei Mingzhi, is six years old and has a lively nature. In a sense, he is Wei Qi's favorite son, and his biological mother, Concubine Rong, is also very fond of Wei Qi.

The fourth son, Wei Qingzhi, is four years old and born to Wei Heng's mother. He has a very arrogant personality.

The fifth son, Wei Mianzhi, was a kid who had just caught Zhou. He stayed in the nurse's arms and only knew how to eat and drink. Like the sixth son, he had no human rights.

Oh, the sixth child is our protagonist Wei Gan, now he is called Wei Yunzhi.

Rows of small benches, several sons surrounded the youngest brother, you poke, I touch, brother or something, bullying is the most interesting.

Wei Qingzhi was the most skinny, pinching the sixth younger brother's face felt good, and would not let go of anything, seeing that everyone said he would not listen, Wei Yunzhi could only put down his old face and start howling.

"Wow... woo woo woo... ah ah... woo..."

"...Bala... Chirrrrrr..."

Sorry, I will translate it.

"Crying? It's not fun at all!" Wei Qingzhi reluctantly let go of his younger brother's little face, saying it wasn't fun, but he was really surprised.

Hahaha... Come and play with my younger brother if you have nothing to do in the future!Great, no need to worry about having nothing to do every day!

The days of being unable to do anything other than eat, drink, and scatter will continue for a long time. It is a little scary to think about it.

Lying in the arms of the ugly lady, Wei Yunzhi looked at the expressionless rich man and the little boy who kept trying to poke his little fleshy hand towards his face, his heart almost collapsed...

Look at the other brothers, they are not very old, they haven't gone to elementary school yet, right?

The two oldest ones seemed to be very interested in him, but they insisted on making an expression of "this kid is so ugly, I don't want to go up and touch, kiss, hug and poke him at all".

What an awkward brat!

That's fine, the little devil alone is no longer something he can resist.

kindness?Why is the bottom of the butt wet, it doesn't feel good...

It's really SUN and DOG!Why should he go through the days when he can't bear defecation and can't take care of himself!Still in the case of him remembering everything!

"God, why did you hurt me like this!" Wei Yunzhi looked up to the sky and sighed, in the eyes of everyone——

"Wow ah ah... ah ah..."

"Crackling, crackling, crackling...hahaha..."

Simultaneous translation: "This is peeing... Hahaha..."

Finally, Wei Qi couldn't help but also laughed.

——Zhifeng Shanshita: There will be no more words like "Ji Li Gua... blah blah..." in the future.Before Feng Feng announces that Comrade Wei Yunzhi's language skills have passed the test, whenever someone else speaks, please make up a lot of alien language that you don't understand.Of course, it can also be considered that everyone can understand it, and only Wei Wei can’t understand it... Hahahaha... Who told me to write Chinese characters? O(∩_∩)O~~——

The ugly lady hugged Wei Yunzhi and went down to change diapers and wipe her ass. The little brother stretched his neck and wanted to come up to observe, but was forced to stay where he was.

"You let me go! Let go..."

Wei Qingzhi's whole body, which was held by the nanny, was at a 45° angle. However, his small body was not strong enough, so he finally missed the wonderful scene of watching his younger brother wash his ass and change his diaper.

"Fourth prince, you see that the princes are all here, and the fifth prince is also here. How nice it is for you to play with your brother and younger brother! Don't you like the fifth prince the most? A few days ago, you had to take a nap with the fifth prince, You can ask the emperor to agree today!"

"I don't want it! Little Wu is not fun at all, I like Sixth Brother, you can see how fleshy his face is, it's so comfortable to poke!"

"Your Highness, you can't poke your little Highness's face, you will drool!"

"It's strange to believe you!" Wei Qingzhi broke free from the nurse's hands, and rushed to Wei Qi who was talking to the eldest prince.

"Father, can my son take a nap with my younger brother today? I can help him cover the quilt, and I can even coax him!"

When Wei Qi heard this, he became interested. Of course, he was very happy to see the harmonious and intimate relationship between his sons.

"Why do you suddenly want to do this?"

"Because my little brother is chubby, soft and cute, I want to taste whether his face is as delicious as Yuanxiao."

Facing the serious Wei Qingzhi, Wei Qi's face darkened.

"Order, in the future, the fourth prince is not allowed to enter and leave the residence of the sixth prince casually, and they are not allowed to get along alone!"

"Yes, yes, this servant knows! Your Majesty, please calm down! The Fourth Highness is still young, but he just loves the Sixth Highness deeply!"

"...Take him back." Wei Qi got up and dismissed the other sons, "It's getting late, I should go to eat, let's go."

I have eaten...

Everyone was eating meat and soup, and Wei Yunzhi once again began his career of drinking "grape juice" with tears in his eyes.

The author has something to say:

I can’t help it, I feel uncomfortable if a chapter does not exceed [-] words... So, if it is less than [-] words, then I will definitely come back and make up, pay attention~~~