How to dress like a prince

Ever since Wei Qi tricked him into becoming Wei Yunzhi's little follower, Li Mao almost followed suit with his little master and was inseparable.Wei Yunzhi was puzzled, at best it's called loyalty, at worst it's called slavishness, why does this thing look inherited?

It’s okay to eat, anyway, the two children usually live together, and eating is a matter of multiple people serving; it’s okay to go for a walk, and it’s okay to stay in the house all day, it’s boring for everyone, let alone a big fart If you are a child, you will definitely not be able to sit still, so just be more than one person and accompany you.

Li Mao, you said that you are already two years old, why don't you have any sense of respect for privacy, why do you follow Wei Yunzhi's little man to the toilet?

What?It doesn't matter if they're all boys... It's not Feng Feng I'm talking about you, they're all boys, he has a little brother-you have a brother too!Also, what are you doing with your papa, I don't know if it stinks!

Wei Yunzhi was lying on the bed, waiting for the palace maid to coax and coax Li Mao out with a look of lovelessness.Alas, I can finally sleep!

Dressing up as a prince has become an established fact, even if Wei Yunzhi finds it difficult to accept it, he has to accept it.The question now is what to do after dressing as a prince.

First of all, Wei Qi has six sons, and this emperor will only have more heirs in the future.Not surprisingly, Wei Qi's eldest son, Wei Hengzhi, who is both the eldest son and the eldest son, is the future king of a country.

Now that the princes are still young, not to mention whether the struggle for the throne will happen in the future (the possibility of it not happening is almost zero), and how intense it will be, Wei Yunzhi can't think so long-term now.The first task at present is to live a good life and try to be a normal prince who is neither more brilliant nor inferior compared to other princes - Wei Yunzhi feels that this will be a long road, At present, I can learn basic knowledge from Wei Qingzhi, a living textbook around me. The main performance is to try my best to "I am the master and I am so willful" to the court ladies and eunuchs.

Secondly, not long ago, Nanny Zhang and the villain who was very lifelike, regardless of whether it was useful or not, had always been a thorn in Wei Yun's heart.

It will definitely not be an ordinary person who will attack a prince, let alone say on a whim that I will tie a villain and curse a prince for fun. This is the smallest one. The instigator must have a direct or indirect conflict of interest with Wei Yunzhi people.Don't think too much, it's either a queen or a concubine. This kind of thing is impossible to guard against. A place with many women is a battlefield without gunpowder. Wei Yunzhi understood this truth when he was still Wei Gan.Although Qian Wei Yunzhi didn't read much novels and TV series, but under the influence of his mother and sister, he still knows a little bit about Gongdou and Zhaidou.

How to do it?You can only be careful and careful, and when the time is right, you can only take the initiative to sweep away all inevitable and potential threats.Of course, if we want to wait until Wei Yunzhi takes the initiative, this kind of thing will take at least another ten years.

There is still a long way to go, young people, don't worry, let's take our time.

Then there are personal issues. Wei Yunzhi can't bear the fact that he is illiterate. He is considering whether to start studying in advance.But is it a bit early for a child under two years old to read and write? After all, it is not a kindergarten, and even a kindergarten is a bit early.Wei Yunzhi planned to test out the limelight with Wei Qi first, to see his reaction, and then make plans.

The most troublesome thing for Wei Yunzhi now is the problem of not being able to speak. He cut off half of it because his inflamed uvula was about to be blocked alive. At that time, he only felt relieved, but now he knows that there is an unspeakable pain.

Wei Yunzhi still didn't give up, because in his previous cognition, speaking and vocalization were not directly related to the uvula, and not every word had a uvula sound, at most it was inaccurate pronunciation, slurred speech, etc. But he can't speak, shouldn't be...

Therefore, Wei Yunzhi's first goal for his one-year-old self is to practice vocalization every day.Bringing out the spirit of practicing oral English and reciting texts aloud before taking the fourth and sixth grades, Wei Yunzhi would open his mouth wide and "ahhh" to the unknown broad-leaved tree in the northeast corner of the yard every day...

Li Mao's thick-skinned and taciturn follower will always follow behind Wei Yun, he is simply a piece of brown sugar that cannot be shaken off!

Wei Qi asked someone to deliver a wooden horse to Wei Yunzhi.

I personally think that an adult man in his 20s, even if he lives in a child's body for 30 years, will not be so young at heart that he will be interested in a Trojan horse.Even if, that Trojan horse is well-made; even if, that Trojan horse is lifelike; even if, that Trojan horse is lifelike.

Li Mao was naturally deeply attracted without any surprise, Wei Yunzhi stretched out his evil little hand again, with a light wave, the wooden horse changed hands.But Li Mao, on the one hand is his generous, kind, cute, and weak (???) master, on the other hand is a well-made, lifelike, and cute little pony, a dilemma!Having to go through such a painful decision at such a young age, Li Mao felt that his life experience was indeed bleak.

As a loyal minister who listened to his grandma and his parents telling stories about how brave, how loyal, how he was valued by the emperor, and how he defended the emperor, Li Mao established the loyalty and patriotism since he was a child. His thoughts can be described as rooted, and now is the time for the organization to test him.

Enlightenment!Suddenly realized!

It turns out that the test is so cruel!

Don't wonder why the inner world of a two-year-old child is so complicated, let alone question-think to yourself, do you remember what magical questions you considered when you were two years old?Just because I don’t remember doesn’t mean it’s impossible. Maybe I solved the unsolved mysteries of human beings when I was two years old, but I just forgot later.Anyway, the keyboard is under my fingers, how should I type, hehe...

Wei Yunzhi watched with satisfaction as Li Mao rode the cute pony, swaying happily one after the other, even the amplitude was ecstatically symmetrical.

Finally, seeing this kid is a little better, the obedient one is a good boy!

Trotting to the base of the unknown broad-leaved tree in the northeast corner of the yard, Wei Yunzhi closed his eyes, held his breath and concentrated, feeling the aura of heaven and earth and the essence of all things.It's getting closer, it's getting closer, something is about to burst forth!Then, at a certain moment of "that's what it feels like", Wei Yunzhi opened his small mouth...

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Embarrassed, there is no reaction...

Only then did I realize that that guy Li Mao had followed up with the fucker at some point, and he also saw that he looked ugly like a magic stick.At this time, Wei Yunzhi wished he could talk, even if he only said cruel words like "Don't leave after school", "If you dare to talk too much, you will die", it would be easy to discuss!

"Your Highness, I'm done riding, it's your turn." Li Mao wiped his nose calmly, not at all moved by Wei Yunzhi's complex eyes that could almost materialize anger mixed with sadness.

That's right, the label attached to Li Mao now is "reticent" instead of "not saying a word".

ride ride ride!What to ride, whoever loves to ride!

The author has something to say:

Has Jinjiang smoked?Why is it that my points seem to have been given a square root...

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