a protracted war

September 5th light rain

Another annoying drizzle.

Yi Yi and his group went back today, and before they left, they said they would treat Zhou Aimei and me to dinner.

When I went to work in the morning, I took the time to pick up the water and asked Zhou Aimei. Zhou Aimei hesitated for a long time, and even looked at me from the hair to the toe, trying to find out if I was hiding some conspiracy. .

I spread my hands, "You and Yi Yi are both in advertising, so there's nothing wrong with keeping in touch, right?"

Zhou Aimei didn't think so, and asked me instead: "Is the psycho who endorsed condoms also there? I won't go if he is here."

I couldn't laugh or cry: "It's not that Lu Zijie only endorsed condoms."

Zhou Aimei was shocked: "Could it be that he also endorsed birth control pills? Or lubricants? Then I won't go."

I said, "Sister Aimei, don't you think too much?"

I said: "I just want to say that someone has endorsed condoms once, and it was without knowing it. Besides, endorsement of condoms is not a shameful thing. You can't hold on to this point."

Finally, I concluded my statement: "In my opinion, Lu Zijie is a good comrade."

Zhou Aimei squinted at me, I could only see her eyelashes brushed like mosquito legs and her white eyeballs.

"What benefit did you accept from him?" Zhou Aimei asked.

I hurriedly rummaged through the pockets of my shirt and trousers, and spread my hands: "You asked me that, I thought it was there too, but it turns out that there really isn't one."

I said, "Just sell me to save face?"

Zhou Aimei glanced at me, "Why is my mother selling your face? Who are you? Is my partner still my brother?"

Me: "Then I'm your brother?"

Zhou Aimei pressed her tongue against her cheeks, looking like a younger sister, and looked at me: "I don't agree."

I said: "...Oh, sister Aimei, as long as you are happy."

After Yi Yi kissed me yesterday, he left me in a daze and went to the bathroom.

Yi Yi who was refreshed after washing up, the first thing he said when he saw me again was, "Does it hurt?"

WTF? !

I asked him: "What?"

Yi Yi looked shy: "Are you uncomfortable?"

WTF? ! !

I suppressed my anger and asked him, "What exactly are you trying to say?"

Yi Yi said, "I didn't hurt you last night, did I?"

WTF? ! ! !

I held my breath: "Yi Yi, I think you may have misunderstood."

Yi Yi looked at me innocently and cutely, and explained with a blushing face, "No, when I woke up in the morning, my underwear was..."

I:"……"

Me: "Maybe you just had a spring...no, sweet dream?"

Me: "I don't feel any discomfort now, I'm alive and well, and my whole body doesn't look like I've been run over. When I sit up, I don't have any back pain and I fall back on the bed."

Yi Yi: "Oh, then my skills are not bad."

Me: "...do you break up as soon as you sleep?"

Yi Yi: "What?"

I'm all right."

Later, I didn't know if Yi Yi's intermittent amnesia was cured.

Although we didn't reach an agreement with Zhou Aimei about eating with Yi Yi and the others, Zhou Aimei still left the company with me when I got off work at noon.

I said, "Sister Aimei, let's go together."

Zhou Aimei didn't even look at me, and walked straight forward: "For your sake."

I laughed: "Then I am your brother?"

Zhou Aimei crushed the floor hard with a ten-centimeter stiletto, and gritted her teeth: "Let me tell you, Zhang Yang, don't push your nose on my face."

I said, "No way, I'm your brother."

Zhou Aimei snorted and ignored me, and I chased after her and shouted again, telling her to pay attention to her awkward feet.

This time it was booked in a hotel in the city, with Lu Zijie as the host, because he passed the audition for a movie he attended not long ago, and the hotel was booked in a higher-end hotel with better security.

Lu Zijie can be considered a seven or eight tier star. He himself said that even if the celebrity is not big, you have to pretend to be a big star. I will wither first.

What he said was quite right, and his words were not rough.

When Zhou Aimei and I arrived, Yi Yi was looking at something with his mobile phone, and Yi Jun and Lu Zijie were chatting away.

Yi Jun said: "Brother Lu, I also want to enter the entertainment circle and become a singer, do you think I can do it?"

Lu Zijie rubbed his chin, seriously: "Your appearance is not bad. I also listened to your singing at dinner the night before yesterday, and your voice was not bad."

Yi Jun said: "Brother Lu, you have a really good memory. You can still remember how I sang after drinking so much that day."

He asked again, "Then when should I make my debut?"

Lu Zijie had an attitude of "coming here", "Jun, let me tell you, this trick is not something you can think of, look at me, brother, I have been messing around for so many years to get to what I am now, no way Four, it’s useless.”

Lu Zijie suggested to Yi Jun: "Let me tell you, you pay attention to the recent talent show, happy, super, sunny, etc., go sign up, try the water first, and see if it works."

Lu Zijie said: "Your face is not a problem. Nowadays, little girls like that kind of face that looks like "I am the most dick in the world", but in private, they have a soft personality. Do you understand the contrast? Many little girls have Well, now is the era of masculinity, and a good face can be seen everywhere.

Yi Jun was a little dazed when he heard this: "Brother Lu, what you said made me panic, why do I feel like a pig, selling meat is enough."

Lu Zijie clicked his tongue twice, and shook his head in disapproval, "Jun, what you said is wrong. Free-range pigs are different from captive pigs, and pigs that swim well are even more powerful."

Yi Jun said cautiously: "I've only heard of free-range chicken..."

Lu Zijie waved his hand: "This...isn't it the point of you making it? I mean, you can't just rely on your face, you still need to have some real talent and learning..."

Zhou Aimei couldn't take it anymore, and interrupted Lu Zijie: "You, who finally made it to the [-]th line, don't talk nonsense, don't end up hurting others."

Hearing Zhou Aimei's voice, Lu Zijie turned around in surprise, and asked me again: "I didn't even notice that you were here, didn't you say she wasn't coming?"

I shook my head at him and made a "I don't know" mouth.

Lu Zijie pulled away the stool beside him and said to Zhou Aimei, "Sit here."

Zhou Aimei glanced at him and sat down without saying anything.

Seeing this, Yi Yi and I looked at each other tacitly, feeling that Lu Zijie was playing something.

The eating process was quite painful, Zhou Aimei and Lu Zijie had a strange atmosphere, it wasn't the silence, it was the kind where Lu Zijie kept talking and Zhou Aimei occasionally kindly answered him.

Although Yi Jun is a two-year-old, his nerves are quite sensitive. Seeing Zhou Aimei's coldness, he didn't dare to show his anger, so he kept his head down to eat.

... Within 10 minutes, he added a second bowl of rice.

I didn't try to liven up the atmosphere, but Yi Yi always seemed to be living in another dimension, turning tables for me with a smile on his face, and saying: "Last time we ate together and saw that you liked this..."

"And this one, I think you like it quite a bit, boss..."

"This, this, you don't like spicy food, this one is not spicy, it tastes just right..."

I want to say that even when my parents eat at the same table, they will grab food from under my chopsticks.

Yi Yi is the first person who let me take care of me like this, I am very touched.

This is the truth, really, I kid you not.