a protracted war

Yi Yi came on May 5th.

Yi Yi called me this morning and said he was here again on business.This time I didn't wait for him to ask, so I opened my mouth first, "Dining together?"

Anyway, he will say it if I don't say it, so why don't I say it first this time.

Yi Yihui: "Okay." He also added a happy emoji.

Tuzki is flailing his arms wildly.

I was so happy, I couldn't help laughing.

The back of the neck suddenly felt cold, and a faint voice came from behind: "... What are you looking at? So happy."

I turned my head and saw Zhou Aimei standing behind me holding a coffee cup and looking down at me.

I said, "It's nothing, just chatting with people."

Zhou Aimei asked: "Yi Yi?"

I paused and said "Yes."

For some reason, I felt like being caught and raped in bed.

Zhou Aimei nodded, took the coffee and left.

I held the phone in my hand for a while, and Yi Yi sent me several messages.

"It's not me this time," he said.

I asked, "Who else?"

Yi also said, "My brother and a friend."

"What kind of person is your friend?"

"It's pretty good, very talkative, humorous, and good looking, but why don't you ask my brother what kind of person he is?"

"Oh, your brother doesn't need to ask."

"why?"

"Because he's your younger brother, so he should be easy to get along with?"

"Well, my younger brother is easy to get along with, but he's a little naive and a bit silly."

"... When will you arrive? Lunch or dinner?"

"Let's have dinner, we will leave after lunch."

"Okay, let's call then."

During lunch, Xiao Jian from the same department sat next to me with a dinner plate. After looking around furiously, he elbowed me obscenely and asked me if I knew if Zhou Aimei had a boyfriend.

I glanced at him, and he looked at me expectantly with bright eyes, and I said, "Don't you have her cell phone number, it would be terrible to ask her directly."

Xiao Jian was very cowardly, with a mouthful of rice in his mouth, he said vaguely: "Mmmmmmm."

I said, "Swallow what's in your mouth before you talk."

Xiao Jian nodded, swallowed the mouthful of rice in twos and said, "I dare not."

I sighed, "Zhou Aimei is not suitable for you, really."

Xiao Jian pursed his lips, "Brother Yang, even you don't like me?"

I said: "There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world."

Xiaojian said: "I like her, I liked her when I first joined the company, but Miss Aimei likes you, I thought you would be together, but I didn't expect... Hehehe, so I have a chance."

As soon as he finished speaking, I felt that the air in a radius of ten meters was full of pure and eccentric aura. Although the spring had passed, Xiaojian still stubbornly let himself live in the spring.

Xiaojian asked me again: "Sister Aimei is so nice, why don't you like her?" His eyes were really filled with something called "knowledge desire", I believe he really didn't understand.

I said: "She has a very successful career and is very strict with her subordinates."

Xiaojian: "Aren't these advantages?"

Xiaojian also said: "Sister Aimei is so kind, and she is not too strict with her subordinates, it's all necessary for work." After he finished speaking, he threw his chopsticks on the dinner plate, and fell into infinity with a sweet smile on his face. In endless fantasy.

Zhou Aimei can also deceive these young people who have just entered the society not long ago.

When I got off work in the afternoon, Zhou Aimei asked me, "What's the matter with that little sword in your department? If you have anything to do these two days, please come to me and ask me if you have any questions."

"Please tell me, the departments are all different."

I raised my eyebrows: "Sister Ai Mei has been on the battlefield for a long time, can you not understand?"

Zhou Aimei gave me a blank look, "After a long time in the battlefield, do you believe that I have never been in love at all?"

I laughed: "Believe it, I believe everything that Sister Aimei says."

Zhou Aimei said: "Fucking bastard with a smooth tongue, if I really say something, then why would you refuse to call you my boyfriend?"

I smiled, and Zhou Aimei stepped on her high heels and quickened her pace.

I shouted from behind, "Sister Aimei, slow down, your ten-centimeter high-heeled shoes can't stand the speed of your rampage, be careful to twist your feet."

Zhou Aimei didn't turn her head back: "You are the only one who manages leniently!"

When I was reversing the car, I saw in the rearview mirror that a man happened to be talking to Zhou Aimei, and Zhou Aimei looked impatient.

I drove the car over, and Zhou Aimei called me: "Zhang Yang, take me home."

"Zhang Yang, here! I was just about to call you." Suddenly I heard someone calling me again.

Looking in the rearview mirror, Yi Yi happened to be behind me, smiling at me with his head stuck out of the car window.

I got out of the car and asked Zhou Aimei: "I have an appointment with Yi Yi for dinner, come together?"

Zhou Aimei said, "I'm not in the mood." After speaking, she glared at the man in front of her again.

The man was wearing big sunglasses, covering most of his face, and he didn't know what he looked like.

Seeing me looking at him, he took off his sunglasses and said to me, "Hi, I'm Lu Zijie."

I stared at him for a couple of seconds, then remembered, shit, no wonder it looks so familiar, isn’t this the heroine of the soap opera my mom and dad watched some time ago.

I laughed and said, "Hello, the XXX you played, my parents and I both like it."

Lu Zijie said: "Haha, you don't have to do this, I can't stand that drama myself, it's all bullshit plot."

This person is different from what I thought. He doesn't follow the rules at all. I really can't accept his words.

Fortunately, Comrade Zhou Aimei made a sound in time to relieve the siege and said, "I'll go first."

Lu Zijie held her back, "Let's eat together, we all know each other." Then he shouted to the side, "Isn't it Yi Yi?!"

Yi also said, "Yes."

Zhou Aimei said: "Forget it, there is a plan that has not been finished, and it will be a deadline tomorrow."

"Sister, let's eat together." Suddenly someone said.

Only then did I notice the boy standing beside Yi Yi at some point.

At a glance, he knew it was Yi Yi's brother. A big earphone was hung around his neck, earrings in the shape of musical notes were worn on his ears, he was wearing a very large T-shirt and ripped jeans. He was a hip-hop boy.

Zhou Aimei glanced at him, said nobly and coldly, then turned her head and left.

Yi Yi looked at Zhou Aimei's relentless back, and said to Lu Zijie: "I said before, your stalking way of chasing people doesn't work."

Lu Zijie was very unconvinced and puzzled: "Those girls used to like me, I don't know why they couldn't do it when Zhou Aimei came here..."

I asked Yi Yi, "Is he the friend you mentioned?"

Yi also said yes.

Me: "I didn't expect you to have friends who are celebrities."

Yi Yi said, "Have you forgotten what I do? I met this guy when he collaborated with our company on an advertisement."

"What ad?" I asked.

Yi Jun rushed to answer: "Condom!"

I:"……"

Lu Zijie turned his face away: "...Don't mention it, the company didn't tell me it was a condom at first."

Sunny September 5

I drank a lot last night, and in the end I forgot how to get back to the apartment. I hope I called a valet driver.

When I woke up and saw a hairy leg on my waist, I was shocked.

Turning my face to look, I was startled again, why is Yi Yi on my bed?

I seriously recalled what happened last night. After drinking and eating, Lu Zijie took Yi Jun away, saying that he refused to be a light bulb, and I was carried back by Yi Yi.

I couldn't help covering my face, I was so ashamed, I was very happy at the end of the meal last night, I couldn't help but drink a few more glasses, I also overestimated my drinking capacity, mixed red and white together.

I remembered that last night Lu Zijie and Yi Jun acted like two idiots, singing and making harmony for me and Yi Yi.

Too Coke.

Yi Jun sang while wearing his big earphones, shaking his head. He was so talented that just putting on the earphones created a drugged atmosphere.

Lu Zijie acted out a classic scene in the soap opera for us, and said affectionately to the heroine who did not exist in the air with Er Kang's hands open: "Didn't you say that you will not break up anyway? Now what? ? I love you!"

Yi Yi and I patted the table and had a blast.

Thinking about it now, I still think it's too funny. I covered the quilt and laughed tremblingly.

Yi Yi may have been awakened by my trembling, and asked me in a hoarse voice: "What time is it?"

I said, "07:30."

He groaned, and then he came over and kissed my forehead, then got up and went to the bathroom.

I was stunned, what kind of divine development is this?

I thought about it, and wondered if Yi Yi misunderstood something?

Forget it, whatever, brush your teeth, wash your face and go to work.