a protracted war

September 5th light rain

To tell the truth, the drizzle is the most annoying.I prefer pouring rain, when it rains, I feel better.

Last night, I went through Yiyi's circle of friends.When I fell asleep, I wondered to myself what the point of doing this was.

Most of Yi Yifa’s Moments are accompanied by pictures or small videos. Most of the pictures are photos he took casually, and many videos show him playing the harmonica.

It was raining today, I was too lazy to drive, and the road was slippery, so I took the subway to work.

When the subway was about to arrive at the station, my mobile phone vibrated. When I saw it, Yi Yi sent me a WeChat message, asking me if I had watched all the videos.

I thought about it, and felt that the words "No, I watched your Moments last night" were too much to say, so I made up a few words and said, "I read two of them."

Yi Yi said, "Is there anything I didn't understand?"

I don't."

Yi also said, "I just said that the harmonica is not difficult."

Me: "It's okay." Then I told him that I had arrived at the station, and ended the conversation in a hurry, feeling that if we continued talking, we would not be able to hide our secrets.

When she arrived at the company, Zhou Aimei was having breakfast, and the smell of pancakes and fruits permeated the whole office. I guess she must have added spicy sticks.

Her mouth was full, and she raised her head and glanced at me.

I smiled and asked, "Comrade Zhou Aimei, doesn't know that the company expressly prohibits you from bringing breakfast?"

Zhou Aimei said viciously: "You are the one who manages a lot! Why doesn't the boss of the company give you the position of discipline inspection committee?"

I took a step back, "Comrade Zhou Aimei, spicy sticks are coming out of my mouth."

Zhou Aimei gave me a blank look, "Bah!"

I put away my joking tone and asked seriously: "Didn't have time to have breakfast this morning?"

Zhou Aimei frowned: "Don't mention it, my mother is so annoying to death, she is entangled by a mental illness."

I asked: "Who is it?"

Zhou Aimei glanced at me and shook her head: "Forget it."

I nodded and didn't ask any more questions.

When I was having lunch, an unfamiliar number added me on WeChat. The profile picture was a handsome boy with a big headset and rolled his eyes upwards.

It's cool at first glance, but it's pretty cool at a closer look.

For some reason, I agreed.

As soon as I added that person, he greeted me and sent me a small GIF saying hello.

I say hello.

He asked me: "Why did you agree to my friend request so simply? Could it be because I'm handsome?"

I thought to myself, this kid is doing something wrong.I don't know whether to say that he is narcissistic or that he lacks a string in his mind.

In fact, I most want to say: "Because of you two."

But after thinking twice, I decided to forget it. I feel that this child has a very good understanding of himself. If I say that, I don’t know what bloody storm it will cause.

I said: "Hand slippery, what I want to order is to refuse."

The man said: "Don't explain, you just don't hold back. Seeing that I'm good-looking, I agreed without saying a word."

I thought to myself, this is an idiot child released by someone.

I returned:"……"

"Don't explain"

I said to myself that I didn't fucking explain it.

That idiot kid went on accusing me.

"I thought you were such an aloof person, but I didn't expect to be so unreserved. I'm so disappointed."

He said that I was similar to Chen Shimei, and I felt very familiar with what he said inside and outside the meaning.

I asked: "Are you familiar with me? We don't know each other."

The man said, "You probably don't know me, but I know you."

Me: "Oh."

"I'm Yi Yi's younger brother." The man continued.

Huh?What!

I:"???"

"My name is Yi Jun."

Me: "Oh."

"How did you add mine?" I asked him.

He sent me a voice message, and I was quite pleased with his tone.The child's voice is quite pleasant, the voice of a teenager often said on the Internet, "My brother went to take a shower, and the phone was left in the living room. I secretly checked his WeChat."

Neuropathy!

Me: "Oh."

"Seeing that my brother is always mysterious and coy these days, I knew there was something wrong."

"...What does it have to do with me?"

"Why doesn't it matter!" He uttered this line again, his voice was very low but he tried his best to achieve hysterical effect.

I wanted to laugh a little and asked him, "What's the matter?"

Yi Jun said: "He remarked to you that he is a boyfriend!"

WTF? !

I:"……"

Coincidentally, Yi Yi sent me a message not long after.

Ask me: "What are you doing?"

I replied: "I just finished eating, I'm sitting down to digest."

Then I switched to the chat interface with Yi Jun, "Is your brother by your side now?"

Yi Jun said, "No, I'm in the living room, and my brother is in his room."

I said, "Oh."

Yi Jun asked: "My brother is looking for you?"

I thought only women's sixth sense was so accurate.

I said: "...no"

Yi Jun said with a firm tone, "That's it."

I:"……"

Yi Yi also sent me several messages.

"Everyone is standing and walking to digest food, but you are sitting."

"Do you have the harmonica?"

"Give me a song."

I said, "I didn't bring it with me, and I don't have much time to blow it at work."

"And if I take out the harmonica in the company, within half a minute Zhou Aimei will come over and run on me, and within a minute all the people in our office will surround me and follow Zhou Aimei to run on me, and force me to play a piece. Add something to their boring office life."

"No way?"

"Why not? You are those people who have never been in contact with our company. You have fully cultivated your taunting skills when they came out of the womb."

"Then I think it would be interesting for you to go to work."

"The authorities are clear, but the bystanders are confused."

After get off work in the evening, I passed by the old man's small musical instrument stand again.

The lights on the road were not very bright. My uncle had just had his cataracts cut, and his eyesight was good. He recognized me ten meters away, and shouted at me. There was a sharp sound.

I approached, and the uncle asked me: "How is the harmonica learning?"

I laughed and said, "I just bought it yesterday, and today I have no time to go to work, so I haven't blown it much."

The uncle said: "Just blow on it before going to bed at night when you have nothing to do."

I said, "Isn't it a nuisance to my level to play in the middle of the night?"

The uncle nodded and said, "That's true."

But that being said, when I got home, I closed the room and watched the tutorial Yi Yi sent me before and followed it for a while, and I felt pretty good.

Twinkle twinkle little stars, how I wonder where you are.

Introductory song.