a protracted war

It was still hot on May 5th.

When the weather is hot, I want to run naked.

But considering that it is unsightly, think about it or forget it.

Zhou Aimei once asked me when she could see my boyfriend.But I changed the subject in a hurry.I haven't negotiated with Yi Yi yet, so I can't easily send myself into the tiger's mouth.

Today, Yi Yi posted on Moments again. It was a selfie with a conventional 45-degree angle of view looking up at the sky, but he has to admit that he has a pretty face, so such pretentious photos can barely be tolerated.

I think of a friend who said that he just wanted to show someone to see it when he posted it on Moments.I don't know if Yi Yi thinks so.But this photo gave me an entry point and I messaged him asking if he was busy.

Yi Yi replied almost instantly, saying no, and then asked me what time the meal was scheduled for.

I hesitated for a long time, and said: "Actually, I want to ask you for a favor. For various reasons, my colleagues in our company think I am gay, and I have a boyfriend. Then there is a colleague who is very enthusiastic about meeting my boyfriend. Friends side."

Yi Yi's focus is very biased: "Aren't you?"

"Not what?" I asked him.

"Not gay." He said.

I don't want to explain, "you say yes."

Yi Yi: "The society is not so conservative now, so don't put too much pressure on yourself, homosexuality is fine."

Me: "...OK."

"So?" I asked again.

Yi Yi: "I promise you."

I:"?"

Yi Yi: "Be your boyfriend."

I:"!!!"

I said, "You don't have to wrong yourself like this, just pretend when you eat."

Yi Yi: "It's okay, don't feel wronged."

Me: "...you know, I don't like men."

Yi Yi: "Come out of the closet and look at the world."

He is really a boring literary man.

never mind.No matter what I say he won't believe it.

Me: "Okay."

Yi Yi: "There's nothing wrong in this world, and mediocrity is nothing to worry about. Be careful, I'll take good care of you."

Me: "Oh, thank you."

Yi Yi: "You're welcome [cute]"

Before leaving get off work in the afternoon, I sent a message to Zhou Aimei, "Don't you want to meet my boyfriend? Let's have dinner together tonight?"

Zhou Aimei said concisely: "OK."

get off work.Zhou Aimei and I stood on the steps downstairs of the company and waited.

Yi Yi drives a black LaCrosse, which is quite unexpected. My car is also the same model as the LaCrosse, but mine is silver.

He rolled down the window and waved at me.

Zhou Aimei crossed her arms, and I stepped forward and opened the car door to let her get in.She exudes hostility, and I feel that the horrible gas has turned into black mist and shrouded the small space on the car.

So I sat in the co-pilot very wisely.

Zhou Aimei's eyes seemed to breathe fire.

Yi Yi glanced at Zhou Aimei, who looked unhappy from the rearview mirror. He seemed very happy, and turned on the music briskly.

It's a tune played on the harmonica.

Yi Yi asked me triumphantly, "Does it sound good?"

I nodded.

He said: "I specially engraved it."

Halfway through, Zhou Aimei said: "Zhang Yang, you haven't introduced your boyfriend to me yet." The sound of the word boyfriend was bitten hard by her, as if squeezed out from between her teeth.

I glanced at her in the rearview mirror, she was expressionless, and she was still a delicate lily.

I glanced to the side and said, "He is Yi Yi."

"The beauty behind is Zhou Aimei, we are old classmates." I said to Yi Yi again.

Zhou Aimei: "You and your boyfriend have a really good relationship, what's your boyfriend's full name?"

Me: "Oh, Yiyi is the full name. The surname is Yiyi, which is easy, and the first name is Yiyi, which is exhilarating."

Zhou Aimei stopped talking after oh.

On the contrary, Yi Yi raised the topic again later, and chatted with Zhou Aimei for a few words.

That's how I found out that Yi Yi and Zhou Aimei are both engaged in the advertising industry.

The location is a hotel with a good reputation in the city, and the price is directly proportional to the reputation.

Yi Yi was chatting with Zhou Aimei all the time during the meeting. They both work in advertising. As a layman, I can't understand many professional terms, so I can only stare blankly.

I found that, in fact, the two of them seemed to be chatting very speculatively, but I could see the tension between you and me,

Naturally and skillfully, I pinched Yi Yi's thigh who was sitting on my left.

In fact, I was stunned after pinching. When did I pinch someone's thigh so smoothly like my mother? After thinking about it, I comforted myself that the one who is close to the ink is black.

Yi Yi was also stunned, and he turned to look at me blankly.

First, I put a piece of white-cut chicken in Zhou Aimei's bowl.

I also put a salt-baked shrimp in Yi Yi's bowl.

Then smiled: "Don't just talk, I'm going to finish the whole table."

Thankfully, they finally stopped talking about the stars they worked with and the projects they planned in those years.

After eating, Zhou Aimei said directly: "This is very close to my home, so there is no need to send it. I will take the subway back by myself."

I said, "Anyway, it's not far away, and it won't take much trouble to send you off."

Zhou Aimei glanced at me: "Forget it, don't bother, you two go back." After she finished speaking, she turned her head and left, very chic, her long curly hair was blown up by the night wind.

The high heels rattled.

When Zhou Aimei walked away, Yi Yi asked me: "She likes you, right?"

I didn't answer and asked him, "Where do you live?"

Yi also told me the name of a hotel.

I said: "By the way, then you see me off, the car stops at the company."

Yi also said no problem.

Downstairs to the apartment.

I said, "Be careful on the road, it's getting late."

Yi also asked me: "Will you invite me to sit down?"

Me: "A small broken apartment, nothing to entertain you."

Yi Yi: "Okay."

April 5

Another rose plant died on the windowsill of the company.

The leadership of the Mediterranean finally found a reason to vent their anger and scolded us all sitting by the window.

I looked at the circle of his scalp that was protruding because there was no hair to cover it, and thought: when the sun is in direct sunlight, that circle of scalp should be quite hot.

Think again, summer is really coming.

Everyone is very angry.

Tomorrow Saturday, I decided to go home.

On November 5th it rained.

I feel better when it rains.

My mother has been chattering since breakfast, hoping to convey to God her dissatisfaction with today's weather conditions.

I couldn't go dancing because of the rain.

My dad suggested to my mom, "I can make do with dancing at home today."

I was shocked, snatching a fried dough stick from under my dad's chopsticks didn't stop him.

My mother shook her head and said, "Forget it."

I lament that she still has some sense.

"The room is small, so I can't use it." My mother said again.

I take back what I just said.

There was nowhere to go when it was raining, and my parents stayed at home watching TV.

The eight o'clock soap opera was rerun, and the two of them had a great time watching it, and they would express a few words of emotion in the middle, as full of enthusiasm as if they were watching it for the first time.

At noon the rain stopped.

My mom said great, let's go dancing

My dad also said it was great, we can go to play chess.

My mother asked me again: "Zhang Yang, aren't you going out?"

I shake my head.Such a good weather, such a good weekend, of course, is to lie in bed for a day.

My mother glanced at me and asked cautiously: "Is there still contact with Yi Yi?"

I said, "Yes." The day before yesterday he even played my boyfriend.

My mother smiled: "Before, I was thinking, you are such an old man, you haven't had a girlfriend yet, is it because you like boys, so I introduced Yi Yi to you."

I nodded.

Then the phone vibrated.

Yi Yi said, "Boyfriend, is he there?"

I didn't correct his question about address, just answered him: "What's wrong?"

He said, "Have you gone home?"

I asked him, "How do you know?"

He sent me a smug .jpg emoji.

Later he forced me to invite him to dinner on the grounds that he pretended to be my boyfriend that day and was seriously injured and needed to make up for it.

I say tomorrow.

He said yes.There was no further message after that.

I quit WeChat, opened Xiaoxiaole, and replayed the levels with only one or two stars.

After dinner, my father and mother went out holding hands with smiles on their faces.

The sun was setting outside.

The child of the opposite door is learning the piano recently, and he can always play the works that both people and gods hate with ease, as if using the strength of breastfeeding to hit the keys.

To be honest, I feel sorry for his piano.