a protracted war

June 5 cloudy to sunny

Yi Yi called me and said that he happened to come to the neighborhood on business and asked me to have dinner together, and said he would pick me up downstairs from the company.

I refused.

I just don't want any bloodshed to happen.

Zhou Aimei glared at me fiercely several times when she passed by me with water. I seriously suspected that she wanted to kill me. She used her high-heeled shoes with a heel as high as eight centimeters to smash the thin and pointed heel into my head. , covered my face with blood.

I spent today's working hours in fear.

People really can't lie casually, they will be punished.

April 5

Yi Yi sent me a WeChat message and said that he would come to see me for dinner.

I asked him, "You haven't finished your work yet?"

He won't call me back.

The working hours of the day are still spent under Zhou Aimei's fierce eyes.

When she was receiving the water, she took the time to lean over and squeeze me, saying: "Don't you like men, then have you found a man?"

I pretended to be seriously busy with the matter at hand and didn't talk back.

Even after thousands of blows, she is still strong, letting her wind from east to west, north and south.

April 5

I don't want to write anything today.

Going to work is boring, but I endure the boredom religiously for the RMB.

Also, Zhou Aimei is really a tigress, she doesn't deserve her name at all, she is more real than Pearl.

April 5

Zhou Aimei seemed to have discovered something extraordinary.

He didn't run on me when he was receiving water, but he always smiled at me inexplicably, a very weird smile that meant "I see through you".

Every time she smiled at me like this, I would unconsciously break out in a layer of cold sweat, and the ghost movies I had seen before were played in turn in my mind.

The female ghost had long hair and lowered her head, but she suddenly raised her head, revealing a face bleeding from all seven orifices, and smiling sinisterly.

I couldn't bear this kind of torture, so I couldn't help asking her, "Zhou Aimei, just say whatever you want."

I sighed, "Don't worry, I can take it."

Zhou Aimei gave me a meaningful look, smiled and left.

Ghostly.

April 5

While browsing Moments during lunch, I saw Yi Yi posted a small video.

It was he who was playing the harmonica, his eyes were lowered, his eyelashes fluttered occasionally, and the hole of the harmonica was contained in his two thin lips.

From his WeChat avatar earlier, I could see that there must be a spark of literature and art burning in a certain corner of his heart. Now I will combine this small video with the pretentious text on the top of the video "Choose what you like Yes, I love what you choose", I conclude that he is a somewhat sullen literary youth at heart.

The correct rate is 99%.

Later, I watched the video back and forth three times. Ten seconds was very short, but I could hear him playing a familiar melody, but I couldn't remember what song it was.

So I thought about one afternoon plus one night.

April 5

It's a last resort.

Yi Yi was bragging about love as a last resort, I heard it playing on the radio when I was driving this morning.

This is a song I heard very often in junior high school. At that time, it was the age when I was in love. There were a few stupid male students in the class who liked to stand in a row in the corridor at the entrance of the women's toilet, with their necks stuck on the telephone poles. Like sparrows, they start singing as soon as they see a girl coming out of the toilet.The division of labor is still very clear, one person sings the prelude, one person sings the song, one person finishes, and two people harmonize.

Every time I come out of the toilet, I will be shocked to hear their orderly singing. I feel that they can only sing to the women's toilet, which is a bit of a waste of talent.

Zhou Aimei called me again when I got off work in the afternoon.

Today she is more gorgeous than usual, like a lily covered with rain and dew.Her usual vicious temperament was concealed by her delicate and sweet makeup and perfume.

But I have always been blind.

The most handy thing I've ever done in my life is say no to people.I maintained a proper smile on my face, waiting to hear what Zhou Aimei would say to me next.

"Shall we go to the theater together?"

My heart tightened, she was really hard to deal with.A woman with such good conditions, but I am destined not to give her the answer she wants.I sighed heavily.

Zhou Aimei asked me again: "You don't like watching movies or dramas?"

I said, "I'm actually a very vulgar person, and I don't have any refined taste."

Zhou Aimei said calmly, "I know."

I'm also too lazy to ask her such unnutritious questions as "Why do you want to watch dramas with me now that you know it?"

I can only reiterate what I said before, and solemnly stated my position again: "Aimei, you are very nice, but, as I told you, I like men."

Zhou Aimei was very disdainful: "Okay, you like men, but I have been with you for three years in high school and four years in college, and I have never seen a man you like."

"Who knows if you have been fooled by me."

I was caught in a dilemma. I think I did make a big mistake. I ignored Zhou Aimei and my classmate for seven years. I suspected that she might have arranged some kind of informant to lurk beside me and accurately grasped those things. The big and small things that happened to me this year.

"I really like men." Under Zhou Aimei's ruthless gaze, I, a man who is much taller than her, is much shorter than her in imposing manner.

Zhou Aimei shrugged indifferently, "Whatever, you haven't been in a relationship anyway, you can try it with me, maybe you find that you can be with women too."

I was speechless immediately, and within half a minute I had an extremely intense brainstorming in my mind. I thought I must not sit still, I had to hold the initiative in my own hands.

So I told Zhou Aimei: "I have a boyfriend."

Zhou Aimei was shocked at first, and froze in place as if someone had acupointed her.I stretched out a hand and shook it in front of her eyes, and the holding spell was lifted, and she slapped my hand away forcefully.

Zhou Aimei gritted her teeth and said, "Zhang Yang, don't lie to me, otherwise..." She didn't say anything later, but turned her head and walked away. She stepped on the floor very hard, and the high-heeled shoes rubbed against the tile floor to make a harsh sound. Wails from hell.

When she was about to leave, she turned her head again, said "I want to see your boyfriend!", and left with her hair tossed.

I watched her graceful back from behind and sighed.

The beginning of a lie must end with countless lies.That makes sense, I admit.

May 5th was very hot.

The weather is starting to heat up.

One of the rose plants on the windowsill of the company was sunburned to death.

During working hours, I fumbled a bit on WeChat, and after a few minutes of thinking about my opening remarks, I sent a message to Yi Yi.

"You play the harmonica very well." In fact, you can't tell what kind of fart it is in ten seconds.

I waited for a while, but Yi Yi didn't answer me.

It was not until lunch time that I opened WeChat again and saw that Yi Yi had sent me a few voice messages, 10 minutes after I sent him a message.

He said, "Sorry, I was busy just now, so I didn't pay attention."

He also said: "Actually, I'm not good at blowing. I'll blow it to you in person next time I have a chance."

The colleague sitting next to me who was eating together happened to hear this, and looked at me in disbelief, with a mouthful of rice in his mouth, "...you and your boyfriend have such a good relationship".

I:"……"

I don't want to argue anymore, let's do what I love.

I have never been very good at tricking others, so I cut straight to the point and asked him, "Are you still working nearby?"

It took him 2 minutes to get back to me: "Yes, what's the matter?"

I said, "Do you want to have dinner together?"

Yi also said, "Yes."

I stared at these two characters for a long time, but I couldn't see his emotions from these two simple Chinese characters.The time for eating has not been decided yet.

Work hours are boring, but off-duty hours are equally boring, long nights, I'm going to find a movie to watch.

I search for "good movies" on my browser.

After the webpage popped up, I clicked on a website at random, and I was shocked by the things I saw. There were flesh-colored, naked men and women in front of me, doing sports that humans are inherently familiar with, and my hands trembled in fright. , accidentally clicked on a video link.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……

I don't desire anyone, but I do masturbate once in a while.Later, I went to the bathroom, and when I came back, I directly clicked on a certain video website, and clicked on a movie.

The tone of the movie is very dark, very boring, very boring, revealing a lifeless depression, in the name of a suspense movie, I babbled for two hours without knowing what to say.

The only magical stroke of this movie is the sudden strange laugh near the end.

At that time, I was about to fall asleep, but I was so startled awake by the laughter.

I can fully imagine why the director of this film had the intention. He just wanted to give the audience a feeling of "surprise or not? Surprise or not?"It's completely messed up by the prank videos that are widely circulated in the online space.

But congratulations, the goal has been achieved.