a protracted war

It was sunny on March 6.

Lu Zijie sent me a WeChat message early this morning, saying that he had some tickets for the movie premiere, which happened to be in this city, and asked me if I was free to go.

I asked him, "Is that the movie you were filming before? Post the one with the handsome look in Moments."

Lu Zijie was ambiguous: "That's it, yes, he's not particularly handsome, just... just average."

He sighed to me again: "You don't know, I drove halfway two days ago, and saw the mountain wall in front of me falling down like a flood. I was so scared that my heart stopped. I thought I almost died. You guys, I later thought I can't die, I haven't made it to the front line yet, and then I lost my car and ran back."

Me: "Ting Yi also said that you are very happy drinking and eating meat in the countryside. I didn't expect it to be so dangerous. Fortunately, nothing happened."

Lu Zijie said: "Can I tell him straight? It's beyond the reach of the whip. Let him worry in vain. Anyway, now I am the survivor of the catastrophe, and I am happy.

I said, "Yes, if you survive a catastrophe, you must have a future blessing."

Lu Zijie clicked his tongue twice and said, "Why did you come here? The premiere will start at nine o'clock tomorrow night. Yi Yiyi Jun should come over. In a word, just say whether you will go or not?"

I didn't hesitate: "Anyway, it's off-duty time, go, why not go."

Lu Zijie said: "Okay, I'll give the ticket to Zhou Aimei, and let her pass it to you."

I said, "Anything is fine."

Lu Zijie's mouse should have been sent back by Zhou Aimei, because I didn't see that mouse on the window sill today, only the lonely rose lingering on the window sill.

The female colleagues were depressed for half an hour, but when they heard Lao Liu come over and say that they would have dinner tonight, they all beamed with joy.

I suddenly felt that women's minds are really elusive, just like when they change clothes, they still wear one in the morning and another in the afternoon.

Pulled away again.

Not to mention anything else, our company's benefits and benefits are really good, except for Lao Liu's occasional seizures.

Company dinners are what everyone loves to see the most, especially for those young people who have just joined the company and have no partners.

The advertising department is the company's concentration camp for beauties, and many male colleagues stare at it.

When I told Yi Yi about the company dinner, Yi Yi was taken aback. He told me very solemnly that I must not drink too much alcohol, because alcohol will wear the intestines.

I laughed at him: "What you said is too evil."

Yi Yi told me very aggrieved: "When a person drinks alcohol, he becomes courageous, and when he is courageous, he makes mistakes."

I promised: "You believe me, I will never make mistakes, my six faculties are pure."

Yi Yi muttered in a low voice: "Your sense organs are not pure. You see me in your eyes, you read me in your mouth, you only see me in your eyes, you smell me in your nose, you hear me in your ears, and you still think about me in your heart."

I smiled: "Huh? You seem to be right, and the long list is like a jingle."

Yi Yi also said: "Actually, I am afraid that others will make mistakes."

I said, "Don't worry, no one likes me except you."

Yi Yi said pitifully: "Don't think I didn't know that Zhou Aimei liked you before."

I deliberated for a while before saying: "Then you can rest assured now, your only rival in love has been taken down by your best friend."

Yi also didn't take it seriously: "Who knows if there are any potential enemies that I haven't discovered."

Me: "Please rest assured, superior, I will definitely take care of myself."

Me: "Call you after the dinner."

Yi also said, "Okay."

Before hanging up the phone, he reminded him again and again: "Remember to call me, if you forget, I won't be able to sleep tonight."

What a pity.

The dinner tonight is actually equivalent to a mid-year summary meeting.

Before the dinner started, several big leaders of the company came to the stage and talked for 10 minutes each, and then several small leaders below also spoke for 10 minutes each.

After they finished sensationalizing, more than an hour passed, and all the colleagues in the audience complained, and their stomachs growled with hunger.

I sent a message to Yi Yi, saying that our dinner party has just started, so today's end may be a little later.

Yi Yi asked in surprise, "Just started? It's already past 08:30."

I said, "Just now the leaders were sensationalizing on stage in groups. They didn't tell us to cry, but they wiped away their tears."

Yi also asked me: "Then you must be starving?"

I said, "Well, I can finally eat something."

Yi Yi said, "Then you can eat hard, but don't drink too much alcohol."

I said, "Okay, I'll remember everything. Intestinal piercing is absolutely forbidden."

But this kind of occasion can't stop drinking, more or less I drank a little.

It's really drunk and cowardly. Many male colleagues who are usually timid and shy but have a crush on Zhou Aimei dared to toast Zhou Aimei, and Zhou Aimei did it with a smile.

He was proud, I watched from the sidelines, and I couldn't help admiring him.

Over the years, I have seen her drinking capacity for all to see.

Although I also drank a little, but it was not to the extent of drunk driving. After the dinner, Zhou Aimei patted me on the shoulder from behind and said, "Zhang Yang, give me a ride."

I stared at her for a while, seeing that her eyes were clear and not drunk, I subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.

"Okay, you get in the car."

I yelled to the colleague next to me again: "If there is any drink too much, I will send it home."

Everyone said no.

The intern Xiaoli must be drunk, she hugged the big stone pillar at the entrance of the hotel, and said with a smirk, "Hee hee, brother Yang, I don't need you to see me off, my boyfriend is coming to pick me up..."

As soon as she finished speaking, I saw a motorcycle coming rumblingly, then slammed on the brakes, turned around 180 degrees, and stopped at the entrance of the hotel.

Xiaoli's boyfriend took off his helmet, nodded to us and greeted us. Seeing her boyfriend coming, Xiaoli finally let go of the pillar, and threw herself into her boyfriend's arms like a swallow.

Her boyfriend put on a helmet for her, she put her arms around his waist, and the motorcycle drove away at high speed.

The rest of the colleagues were dumbfounded, and the female colleague was the first to recover, saying that she didn't expect Xiaoli's boyfriend to be so cool.

Later, I also left, took Zhou Aimei downstairs smoothly, and then went home.

Today may be a special day, the young couple in the next room are already busy.

I had no choice but to put on the earphones and call Yi Yi.

Yi Yi said, "Have you gone back?"

I said, "Yeah, arrived safely and made no mistakes."

Yi also said, "It deserves praise."

I said, "Just verbal praise?"

Yi Yi: "I want to praise you with actions, but you are not by my side." As he spoke, he felt wronged again.

I couldn't help it: "Then play the harmonica for me."

Yi Yi: "What do you want to hear?"

Me: "Anything is fine."

Yi Yi: "Then I want to play every song I like for you."