a protracted war

Sunny September 5

Suddenly received a notice that today is the tenth anniversary of the boss's marriage, and he is on holiday.

I think it is necessary for me to write down this date, maybe there will be an extra day of vacation every year.

My mother has been lying on the sofa very listless since the morning, and she doesn't even want to watch the rerun of the TV series starring Lu Zijie.

I asked my mother: "Mom, are you unhappy that I have a holiday today?"

My mother said weakly: "I'm happy."

"What are you talking about about royal power and wealth, and what are you afraid of?" My dad's high-pitched singing came from the bathroom.

My mother yelled at the bathroom in a vicious voice, "Stop singing! It's so annoying!"

I asked curiously, "Mom, why are you so angry?"

My mother took a look at me and said, "I forgot to record the video last night, and my head hurts from listening to people speaking English babbling, and I forgot everything."

I said: "...It's okay, just forget it, at worst, I'll go next time."

My mother rolled her eyes in despair, like a dying fish, she said, "I don't want to experience this kind of pain again."

I thought for a while and said, "Next time I will go to a domestic drama."

My mother shook her head, "...Let's talk about it, the thing that annoys me the most is that someone watched the same scene as me and posted the video to the classmate group."

I nodded, thought for a while, and said, "Mom, I understand you."

My mother still looks like she can't lift her spirits.

My dad was singing again in the bathroom.

I thought it was time to show my trump card. I pointed to the TV and said to my mother, "Actually, I know the person who plays xxx."

My mother's eyes lit up like light bulbs for a moment, but then short-circuited again and dimmed. My mother said: "I'm fine, don't try to make me laugh."

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I didn't lie to you, I really know him and even had dinner with him."

Now my mother was completely happy, and grabbed my hand: "Are you familiar with him? Invite him to our house for dinner."

I said, "It's okay. We met through Yi Yi. He is familiar with Yi Yi. As for going to our house for dinner, let me ask."

My mother asked me eagerly: "Do you have his mobile phone number or WeChat? Quickly ask."

I took out my phone, looked at my mother's excited eyes that were as big as the copper bell, and said, "I'll ask now."

My mother leaned over to me excitedly to watch me send a message.

Opening the WeChat chat interface with Lu Zijie, I typed: "Are you free? Do you want to come to my house for dinner?"

My mother said to direct me: "Don't say that, just say that my mother likes you very much and wants to invite you to my house for dinner."

I paused with my fingers and looked at my mother, "Wouldn't it be more scary to say that?"

My mother curled her lips, "That's up to you."

In the end, I still sent the two sentences in the input box.

Lu Zijie didn't reply to me until it was almost lunch time.

He sent me a string of question marks.

I said: "My mother watches the TV series you starred in at home every day. I accidentally told her that I know you, and my mother will ask me to invite you to come to our house for dinner."

He sent me a bunch of ah ah ah.

He asked me again: "Is Yi also going?"

I thought about it, it would be really embarrassing if Lu Zijie came here alone, so I said, "Both brothers Yi Yi and Yi Jun come here."

Lu Zijie said: "That's good, when is the right time to go to your house?"

I said, "Just come here at five o'clock this afternoon, my family has breakfast early."

Lu Zijie said, "Okay."

Then I went to inform Yi Yi: "Come to my house for a meal in the afternoon, just to make up for the meal owed to you."

Yi Yi replied quickly: "?"

Me: "Today I accidentally told my mother that I know Lu Zijie, and my mother insisted that I invite Lu Zijie to come over for dinner. You and Yi Jun can come over at five o'clock in the afternoon."

I said again: "My mother really likes him, as far as the TV series he acted in, I can watch it many times without getting bored. I think if my mother was 20 years younger, she would immediately sign a divorce agreement with my father, and then rush Get on Jay."

Yi Yi said, "Haha, your words are really interesting."

He asked me again: "Why did you call Yi Jun?"

I said, "Because he's your brother."

Yi Yi said: "You don't need to take special care of him just because he is my younger brother."

I asked, "What kind of special care is this? It's just asking your brother to come over for a meal."

Yi Yi said, "You gave him the right to be a light bulb."

Me: "... Isn't Lu Zijie the same?"

Yi Yi: "Lu Zijie is just your mother's target, and has nothing to do with us."

I:"……"

I found that I was too lazy to explain to Yi Yi that our relationship was not what he thought it was.

At five o'clock my doorbell rang.

When Yi Yi, Yi Jun, and Lu Zijie appeared outside the door on time, I suspected that they were counting the time by pinching their watches at the door.

As soon as the door was opened, my mother bounced up from the sofa in a half-lying position. She tidied up her curly hair and sat down on the sofa with an amiable smile.

Lu Zijie carried a few boxes of things in his hand, he smiled and said to my mother: "Hello, Auntie, you are so young." After speaking, he handed the box in his hand to my mother: "They are all skin care products. Use it, it’s good for your skin.”

My mother covered her mouth and giggled, and praised: "You are so sweet."

Then she looked at the TV that was playing, then stared at Lu Zijie again, and said, "You are more handsome than you look on TV."

Lu Zijie smiled very modestly: "Auntie, you have won the award, but I think it is more handsome on TV, which makes my face smaller."

My mother waved her hand: "Why is your face so small? Your face is not big at all, you have to be slapped to be called small. Look at Zhang Yang, his face is much bigger than yours."

Lu Zijie winked at me.

The kid Yi Jun was quite discerning, so he came out in time to rescue me, and said, "Auntie, my brother and I also brought you and your uncle some food, which are suitable for you and your uncle's age, and are good for your health." " After finishing speaking, Yi Jun handed the two boxes in Yi Yi's hand to my mother.

My mother said: "Don't bring it next time, it's not an unfamiliar guest."

Yi Jun nodded quickly and said yes, there will be no next time.

My mother turned to ask Yi Yi again, angrily said: "What has Yi Yi been up to lately? He doesn't come to Auntie's house anymore."

Yi Yi smiled and said, "Auntie, I'm sorry, the studio just signed a contract recently, so I couldn't spare time to come."

My mother smiled and said: "It's okay, come to my aunt's house for dinner when I have time, and my uncle will cook you your favorite dishes. Even if I can't make it with Zhang Yang, I will still treat you as my godson."

I looked at my mother helplessly.

When I turned my head, I found that Yi Yiyi, Jun Lu Zijie and the three of them were all looking at me.

I:"……"

Yi Yi: "What's going on?"

Lu Zijie: "We all understand."

Yi Jun: "Who am I? Where am I? Are you dating my brother?"